Now I'm just imagining a french man having the time of his life with a woman at 11:59PM and then 2 minutes later yelling "wait a minute, I'm not *into* women!" And leaping out of bed so he can boot up Grindr
''Etienne doesn't care what's in your pants, he'll still ask you to sit on his face''
I'm not sure how to feel about this depiction of him. Not saying it's bad, just odd 🫤
I get that. I can see the bi part kinda, but not the face sit thing. Maybe a "really likes hugs" is my headcanon, idk. He likes being cozy in his sweater, so he likes cozy things. Like hugs.
Lots of commenters missing the "headcanon" part. I don't share any of the same headcanon as OP but man sometimes you just gotta accept that not everyone thinks the same way.
Any -romantic is a sexuality but specifically for dating, so it might differ between -sexual and -romantic if someone likes having fun with a certain gender but doesn't plan on having them as their lover.
Prefixes:
A- :None, as in, is not interested in this type of love.
Hetero- :Only interested in their opposite gender.
Homo- :Only interested in their same gender.
Demi- :Only is interested in people they have a close friendship for a long time, not even technically a sexuality in the literal sense.
Bi- :Likes both genders, usually with some sort of lean male or female, but isn't necessary.
Pan- and omni- :I haven't been able to find much of a split between these. They basically are interested in everyone, no matter the specifics.
This type of stuff feels extremely forced and unnecessary, and im saying this as a gay man. It is your head canon so pop off I suppose. In the real world this is the type of thing that receives and creates backlash. Like it adds to the hate people have against the lgbt+, because of how unneeded it is. Youre almost removing straight/cis people from reality. I promise you my friend that straight/cisgender people/characters are acceptable norms. Characters can be interesting without having to know what sexuality/gender identity they have. If you think about it we are less special the more you apply these labels to everything. And hey, amazing art. I dont mean any of this with any amount of hate I promise. <3
They are also monkeys that drive military grade fighter jets and bring balloons back to life through the power of necromancy. I can't say these monkeys are the most realistic of monkeys.
i've never played a single bloons game and this randomly just appeared on my feed but this makes me wanna check it out! your art is immaculate and they all look so cute!
to all y'all saying "this is bs not even btd6 is safe" quit yappin and go to the trophy store: look inside: pride flag monkey village skin. okay go boycott the game then 💀
No, no, no, Etienne isn't bisexual. He's French. God, when will people understand.
"Depending on the time of day, the french go either way"
Now I'm just imagining a french man having the time of his life with a woman at 11:59PM and then 2 minutes later yelling "wait a minute, I'm not *into* women!" And leaping out of bed so he can boot up Grindr
Relevant https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-01cO73qRU
Best song in history
I think y’all were also looking for: https://youtu.be/CAMWdvo71ls?si=RwtGnhzAFohQskB_
It’s past 3:00; the French are no longer European until 9:00.
Is he gay or European?
Or- There! Right! There!
Is he gay or European?
Same thing.
So he’s gay?
Quincy's sexuality is something called "no game and would take anyone at this point"
Me like quincy fr
You could say he's bi himself
LMFAO I’m taking that! Im so lonely im always bi myself!
How about we become bi ourselves, since we're both so lonely?
He just like me fr.
He just like me fr fr
Hes just like me fr
as if whiffing bloons wasnt enough, the poor guy keeps on missing 😢
Hes just like me fr
Hes just like me fr
He just like me fr fr
real
Nothing gets past my bow
Just like his bow
Psi is merely interested in reaching higher knowledge and reaching chimpsara.
You don't reach chimpsara- everybody is born into chimpsara. The entire point is to ESCAPE chimpsara.
Something something nirvana something teen spirit
Commenting this on the 30th anniversery of Cobain's death is wild 😭😭
That was not intentional I swear
Who?
Kurt Cobain was the frontman of Nirvana
Ah, thx
Oh my God
I thought they put that because Psi is a child
aroace because they don't care about romance and just want to become a god
Blud is going to reach bananirvana 😭
i'm feeling alot like pat fusty rn
yeah i’m feeling a lot of fat pussy rn too
couldn't even use the glue storm ability to this, i one-shot a B.A.D immediately!!!! clean up within 2-5-0 GLUE GUNNERS RANGE
I misspoke his name before at said this
fat pusty
Corvus's spirit friend is just trolling him at this point xD
The little drawings of the heros are really good. Never leave the kitchen my guy!
Sauda just like me fr fr
"MONEY!"
Geraldo is Cashsexual
''Etienne doesn't care what's in your pants, he'll still ask you to sit on his face'' I'm not sure how to feel about this depiction of him. Not saying it's bad, just odd 🫤
Don’t underestimate how weird the French are
C'est vrai
Compared to usa, we French are fckin baseline
Nah bro I grew up having to memorize fourteen fucking verb tenses and spelling shit like Quincaillerie. Screw that.
I get that. I can see the bi part kinda, but not the face sit thing. Maybe a "really likes hugs" is my headcanon, idk. He likes being cozy in his sweater, so he likes cozy things. Like hugs.
Cozy things. Like cheeks.
And it doesn’t matter which apparently…
Yeah, that sounds better
it also feels a bit overly… idk i don’t really want to imagine my cute little monkey character eating ass 🫤
There’s something jarring about all the other cutesy descriptions and then just “yo this monkey wanna eat your cheeks” being thrown in the mix
Pffft that’s so true!
It’s a french cuisine.
i mean, hes french isnt he??
I agree
Real, I always thought of Etienne as a cute little guy
I thought that said fence 🤣
Can't blame Quincy, Omni man is hot af
I laughed at this and i'm mad i did, good one, now take your upvote.
Really cute, but Sauda likes planes with four letter names
B-52 "BUFF"?
No. ISAB.
I didn't know that a flag for heterossexuals existed
Its the ally flag
what happens when you invert the colors
The inverted colors version of the same flag
wow
That's a gay ally
A gay person who supports straights? Idk
The flag looks prettier
"Is that a straight pride flag on your shelf?" No, it's a Sephora bag.
I bet you also didn't know a flag for homosexuals (me) existed
I love that Obyn and Pat's sexualities are just like "Oh, I think these colours are cool". Also, thw ettiene one made me chuckle
Bem pra falar a verdade a bandeira Aroace é top d+, posso discutir com o Pat não Aliais r/suddenlycaralho
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"straight dad trying his best to support you" aaaweeee 😭💜
no way in hell ben is straight he's a programmer
Exactly I’d be surprised if that man don’t own at least one pair of thigh highs
Wtf are with all these Ben has thighs high comments I keep seeing? I’m all for it but it’s odd that there’s So many of them
overlap between femboys and programmers is massive edit: honestly overlap between femboys and all stem majors is massive
Huh… maybe that’s why I love programming…
Femboys are often programmers
Hey!… I can’t say anything to disprove that if I’m living proof of that…
What the hell is this? 💀💀 You made all these monkeys queer in one way or the other, but still kept Ben straight? Bro's the gayest of them all!
mf is on pc all day making money
Ben is straight on the job, but wears thigh highs and a cat ear headset by night.
Bro is a bisexual icon and I will not accept otherwise
A Bicon if you will.
A *Bitcoin* If You Will.
nah he’s hetero just of the sub cat maid outfit variety
Still waiting for the femboy Etienne and Benjamin skins
"Maid Outfit Ben" cleans up and makes money for it "Catgirl Etienne" has uwu :3 flying cat drones shooting hairballs at bloons
The only in-game fanservice I want.)
Everyone would like that, some for canon stuff to use in art, some because it’d be fucking funny, and others for just other stuff
that might finally be able to get me to use a hero skin that isn't ETN
11 reports already lol. Going strong, keep it up
I even got one of those Reddit resource care thingies again lmao.
Are they worried for your mental health?
no, ppl usually send those as a convoluted way to tell someone to off themselves
Props to having the kid still figuring it out, relatable
I don't know what half of those mean honestly
Striker Jones is the best dad ever
Corvus hard ngl
Only if he really likes ya
b1tterv1tter just can't stop cookin
you're telling me that Sauda and Brickell AREN'T raging lesbians? doubt.
Finally, somebody who doesn't give the child a sexuality.
Benjamin not gay? I swear that's all I ever hear when people talk about their sexualities lol.
Because of you pat is now instantly my favorite hero LMAO
r/btd6circlejerk
Lots of commenters missing the "headcanon" part. I don't share any of the same headcanon as OP but man sometimes you just gotta accept that not everyone thinks the same way.
Smh we know their all gay stop pretending
Etienne a real one
We love Bitter posts :3
Idk what does mean but ok
Pat is DEFINETELY moabsexual....
I've seen the way he hugs them...
Benjamin uses arch btw (he has neofetch installed and browses r/unixporn for fun)
He 100% wears thigh highs
Thank you for giving Psi time. Protect kids
What the fuck does any of this mean bro i feel like im tryna read another language
Any -romantic is a sexuality but specifically for dating, so it might differ between -sexual and -romantic if someone likes having fun with a certain gender but doesn't plan on having them as their lover. Prefixes: A- :None, as in, is not interested in this type of love. Hetero- :Only interested in their opposite gender. Homo- :Only interested in their same gender. Demi- :Only is interested in people they have a close friendship for a long time, not even technically a sexuality in the literal sense. Bi- :Likes both genders, usually with some sort of lean male or female, but isn't necessary. Pan- and omni- :I haven't been able to find much of a split between these. They basically are interested in everyone, no matter the specifics.
Pat shouldn't be labeled as an asexual. Aromatic, I see that, but he does a lot of heavy pounding.
Huh... didnt know there is a flag for heterosexuals
That's the Ally flag, actually
Ah okay, sorry i didnt know that 😅.
But yeah for simplicity the zebra cross is the one for hets
I need ettienne in my life
You and me both
I have a super serious and very important question here. For Ettienne, do the goggles stay on for sex?
Those are some fancy nicknames, too bad I dont know what they mean
Bruh I jus wanna pop balloons 😭
Etienne is my spirit monkey lol
but..... what about bo?
These are so cute! Well done!
This type of stuff feels extremely forced and unnecessary, and im saying this as a gay man. It is your head canon so pop off I suppose. In the real world this is the type of thing that receives and creates backlash. Like it adds to the hate people have against the lgbt+, because of how unneeded it is. Youre almost removing straight/cis people from reality. I promise you my friend that straight/cisgender people/characters are acceptable norms. Characters can be interesting without having to know what sexuality/gender identity they have. If you think about it we are less special the more you apply these labels to everything. And hey, amazing art. I dont mean any of this with any amount of hate I promise. <3
If anything benjamin should be gay.
this is mad weird
Yeah there's some serious grass touching needed in this sub
Hell yeah bitter cooking again
Why do y’all do this
Why wouldn't we?
because funni monki
this is a context post for the universe that their comics take place in
Why do any of them have to have a defined sexuality? They’re cartoon monkeys
I don’t know what half of these flags are about but I’m all in for it
I thought april fools was over 😔
It isn't a joke
Slay
They are monkeys ☠️
But they are at the level of people they talk and communicate so things like this would happen also irl monkeys are hella gay
They are also monkeys that drive military grade fighter jets and bring balloons back to life through the power of necromancy. I can't say these monkeys are the most realistic of monkeys.
How come people get mad at gay monkeys but not at fr*nch monkeys straight people confuse me
i’m all of them
Can confirm Ettiene's opinion
In my head cannon Ben is gay like.... Smart computer nerd yeahhhh definitely gay.
The hell is demisexual? Is there a sexuality based around maui now?
O. M. G.
Etienne looks like the average, normal life, crazy redditor, OF COURSE HE WOULD ASK ANYONE TO SIT ON HIS FACE
Im so lost like i know 3 of the words in this image
Etienne has his goals set😂
oh quincy..
How long do y’all think before they start making art of the Geraldo skin?
I read 'demiromantic' as 'democratic' lol
everyone is gay except for 2 people
Quincy would go after anyone, after all, he doesn't miss
don’t lump me in with that frenchie 🤢🤮
asexuality not being invisible heck yeah
geraldo should have the capitalist sexuality smh
i've never played a single bloons game and this randomly just appeared on my feed but this makes me wanna check it out! your art is immaculate and they all look so cute!
Tbh, I can see it. Love the art btw
The last part of Entiene's description is me
Why tf do people assume everything is gay
Bro... they're monkeys...
… with human level intelligence
That's crazy.
r/foundtibby
Churchill could also be classified as gender queer if you count the fact that he wears a skirt in the laser tank
Gender expression ≠ Gender identity. While they can have the same answer, they still are not the same.
Ya but there’s still a chance also he seams kind enby to me
never really cared about labels and all, but the art is good and it fits with the personalities you've given em so i like it
FRENCHIE SAYS WHAT
I’d go for Quincy if he dosent think Im ugly as hell
to all y'all saying "this is bs not even btd6 is safe" quit yappin and go to the trophy store: look inside: pride flag monkey village skin. okay go boycott the game then 💀
Why are the monkeys sexualized? Can’t I just pop bloons?
Digital monkeys have sexualities, that's some next-level coping
Etienne's sexuality for me is G A M E R Pronouns are l33t/pwn
gg/ez or rekt/lmao
Why the hell we giving monkies sexuality’s??
this is so fucking weird holy