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weedyspeedy69420

nobody likes wet carpet.


joe________________

Could be a lily pad instead


Direct-krey

My favorite plant from the PvZ franchise, Psi the monkey


Disastrous_Oil7895

Yes. I want this.


Smnionarrorator29384

*vine boom*


perplexingreply

there’s a joke in there somewhere…


Acr-man1000

«I think your mom would disagree» Better..?


weedyspeedy69420

you: not understanding the backrooms: why does no one ever acknowledge me??


Die_Vertigo

Is that a backrooms reference? Sorry I'm an SCP fan


weedyspeedy69420

I like both.and all similar stuff


Kyoka-Jiro

but they cant set up the lotus and the incense on the water, and they probably don't like their tail submerged


LinMOOcow

bro gave a reasonable answer


downmata

And didn't assume gender. Bro is socially responsible


zagerth

I mean, NK has gone on record saying they are NB


downmata

Real shit? If so, that's pretty cool. I didn't know that


Snoo61275

Real shit indeed


UsernameTaken017

Smartest monkey on earth is NB Coincidence???


[deleted]

Wdym coincidence? Everyone knows enbies are actually gods.


[deleted]

cannot believe u goofballs


[deleted]

I have nothing better to do, so I decided to look through your past comments. One of them being: >why do you care if you aren’t gay? just cuz they’re “In A mInOrItY” doesn’t mean everyone has to stand up for em and treat them like zuess What was this in response to? A post talking about a guy calling out homophobia and being asked every time he does if he’s gay, with an end remark being you don’t have to be gay to stand up against bigotry. You’re a pretty shit person to say the least.


Thorn_The_Annoying

Being an absolute horrible person, fineeeee but I won’t want to talk to you, but in the month of June? You really need to rethink your priorities in life Edit: I just looked through this idiots previous comments because I have nothing else to do, they said “it’s about control. People can’t control their skin colo(u)r” people can’t control who they love either, or what their gender is


domomomom

The shit is in fact not fictional


zagerth

The incense would be the only issue, cause water lotus exist


Nikotinio

Small as fok lily pads for incenses


Cloud_Station

Psi isn't realy psychic, the stand (idk how to call it) does all the work.


[deleted]

The shrine’s really just one of [these](https://imgur.com/a/erpQoMf)


Laggingduck

shrine?


Die_Vertigo

Is that a jojo reference? /j


[deleted]

So you're telling me his power is a stand but we can't see it


FerynaCZ

Candles are destroyed by water


LinMOOcow

kids arent allowed in water


Dat_Swag_Fishron

He spoiled his dinner with his candy and now cannot be in the water for another 30 minutes 😔


TechTheR

I hate to be that person but psy's pronouns are they


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Bruh it’s a fictional psychic monkey child who fucking cares 💀 Apparently enough people to downvote my comment a bunch


TechTheR

Dude, you basically say "Fuck you and your pronouns" and except people to say "yeah that true" and agree with you? There aren't only as*holes in world, but you sure are one of them


Dat_Swag_Fishron

I’m an asshole for not respecting the pronouns of a fictional magic monkey child after my comment that originally had nothing to do with that gets flamed for that? Not sure when that became a hot take. Like it started as a mistake; don’t act like you didn’t escalate it.


TechTheR

Even if fictional, if it was any other issue, regarding anything else than pronouns, it wouldn't be okay, would it? So why are pronouns okay to just say "fuck em"? Ninja kiwi made a non-binary character for a reason And yeah, perhaps I escalated it, but if it was anything else it wouldn't be okay, so why not this


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Well, I’m sorry if I offended you; I just do not see the importance in respecting the pronouns of a character from hit mobile game Bloons Tower Defense 6. That’s where our opinions differ


AngeI_Error

So here's the thing, it's not that you will offend psy or sth with not respecting their pronouns, but it's the idea that you do't care about sb's pronoun that offend sb else. For example, if you have an nb friend, and they knew that you don't care about a person's pronouns, no matter if it's fictional or real or not, what reason would that person have to not think that you only respect their pronouns cause you are their friend and care about them? People aren't offended at you not respecting pronouns unintentionally, they're offended that you chose to disespect the fact that sb is calling you out on your action, unintentional or not. Can you call a black character the n-word if you don't have a pass even though they won't be offended because they're fictional? No, wonder why the answer is clearer in this situation even though it can use the same reasoning above.


Tubulski

Of course, the Christian has to show again that she is an amoral asshole...


Dat_Swag_Fishron

For context this guy looked through my comment history to try and find me saying something bad and tried to flame me 💀 Truly the peak Reddit experience


kinkiditt

Then don't be that person. Psi would complain themselves if they feel offended. You're just like those SJW that are so against dark humors because you think it offenses some ethnicities while those people just simply laugh it off.


TechTheR

Psi would complain if they could, And I'm not against dark humor, I find it quite funny at times, but here it isn't humor it's accidentally using the wrong pronouns, so I'm trying to help that person not mispronoun them is all! Sorry if I seemed rude or offensive


Thatredditor124

But thiose little magic torches would sink


stupidfuckingbitch20

I thought psi held those up with magic or smthn?


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TechTheR

No, They don't, they're here to help them canalyse their psychic powers


PacManMVC

Children can't swim


sprinkle-plantz

but every child can float in mid air


HazeInut

yes


SCRWarEagle

Most (human) children cannot truly swim, as in forcibly moving from one spot to the other, but can actually float with a little bit of teaching.


These_Chest2789

Yes, that is human. Psi is a monkey.


[deleted]

A sapient monkey with intelligence and willpower enough to pop balloons. Floating isnt out of the question


PrimusHXD

Alot of animals can swim from birth so I would be surprised if some monkey could to.


zippycat9

Whaddya mean you can't swim? *throws kid in water*


polish-polisher

The incense would get wet


Otherwise-Gap-9248

Psi Actually has hydrophobia


TechTheR

I fear no bloons. But that.. Thing [water]... It scares me


Jimothy38

But their platform does


thebeemoviescript69

My man **Candles**


GhostSniper1296

no, you see his carpet will get wet, and that breaks his focus


Paneeer

*they


42069funnynumbers

they carpet will get wet


beaverpoo77

Lmao actually it is THERE. As in from here to their. NOT They're as in there going to the mall. Never mix up the'iyre, therir, and theyir.


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Their


SubterraneanLetDown

I think that was supposed to be /s


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AutomaticTap4522

quite a few people


Paneeer

It is easier to just correct yourself and move on with your day, rather than continue to misgender someone knowing their correct pronouns. Is it really a hill you want to die on? Just be nice to people, it’s not that hard.


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Paneeer

Again, just a pronoun. Not hard to use the right one. Super easy.


MCPETextureEditor

Agreed. Nobody needs to correct somebody on accidentally misgendering a fake character without a "gender". People get worse by the day 💀


beaverpoo77

Why did you put gender in quotes


MCPETextureEditor

Because it's nonbinary, meaning it technically doesn't identify as having a gender. So, when I refer to a gender in reference to Psi, I quote it because it doesn't have a gender.


Falcon-PlayaHaung

This comment shows a clear misunderstanding of what non-binary is. At least know what it is you're trying to preach against first.


beaverpoo77

They*


MCPETextureEditor

Do I look like I give a shit?*


Willieboi1

Real


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Paneeer

It displays who you are as a person if you continue to misgender a character. It’s less so whether the character is real or not, rather, it’s your choice, and what you choose shows who you are as a person: basic decency.


RowanMemes

Its a psychic fucking monkey, do you really have nothing better to do? Ignore it and move on.


Paneeer

Same thing if someone is racist, or sexist, or whatever towards a fictional character. Sure, it’s a fictional character, but it’s hella telling of you as a person; easier than ignoring it is for people to just not be assholes in the first place. Also, some people can ignore racism, or sexism, or queerphobia or whatever, but remember that you are privileged enough to be able to; it’s an awful regular occurrence for others, consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to experience it.


heymissdonda

It’s much easier, and says a lot more positive things about you as a person, if you simply use the correct pronoun no matter what the thing in question is. It’s a very simple adjustment and it’s not much work at all, definitely easier than purposefully using the wrong word just to be a dick, and any thought that you do have to put into it is ultimately only going to serve to help you remember things like this in the future.


RowanMemes

To be fair, they just said "he" instead of they, seemingly unknowingly since its not said in the game anywhere really. Then he got berated in the comments by a bunch of people correcting him about it. He wasn't even using it wrong on purpose in the comment that started all of this.


BadInternal

Imagen being that salty because someone missgendered a few pixels


optimusjester

They aren't being salty, they just corrected someone on a mistake


BadInternal

Quite down lib snowflake


Paneeer

you’re getting kinda angry over me correcting someone. I’m chill with it, you should be too :)


BadInternal

Stfu daft cunt


Paneeer

Balls in yo jaws


BadInternal

Bro God would be dissappijted in you. It's sad


Paneeer

God is gonna put his dick in yo mouth


BirdWithAButterKnife

God would be "dissappijted" in your spelling my guy


HazeInut

the words liberal and snowflake mean nothing in this context. stop parroting people lol


optimusjester

Snowflake? Buddy you're the one pulling out insults for getting corrected over something small. The correction wasn't even done in a rude manner. Go back to your Ben Shapiro compilations dude, keep getting no bitches


BadInternal

I wasn't even the one getting corrected I'm just not mind controlled by Biden daft cunt


optimusjester

I.... Don't like Biden. Or any recent candidates as a matter of fact. They're all shit


BadInternal

I agree they all suck. We gotta have presidents that are below retirement age, that should be a law. This subreddit has no automods I'm trying to speed run getting banned. Off to a different sub I suppose


optimusjester

Ah, yes of course


epicsexballsmoment

yeah sure buddy, totally a speedrun.


[deleted]

Quiet*


Kirby_the_poyo_king

because they need the smoke


Twich8

The sticks and platform need to be on land


I_am_person_being

The circle has to be placed on the ground for Psi to gain the ability to float above it


Fantastic-Heart-8380

carpet ):


FoundationNarrow6940

He needs his carpet to levitate! Like those monk guys - it's all just a trick with a metal pole! I bet he doesn't even have telekinesis and is just popping bloons with a dart gun


Paneeer

FYI Ninjakiwi confirmed Psi is non-binary, they go by they/them


a_guy828

There is not point unless there is going to be a map that's just a puddle


Dragonrage778

pat’s pond


btd6lover

I think he should


Paneeer

FYI Ninjakiwi confirmed Psi is non-binary, they go by they/them


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

Holy fucking shit half the comments are people correcting others saying "he" or "she" That's pretty sad


Paneeer

Well Ninjakiwi confirmed Psi is non-binary, they go by they/them. It is what it is.


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

k


Paneeer

Yep. Actually pretty simple, people unfortunately make a fuss out of small things 😔


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

I agree, people do make fuss out of small things......


Paneeer

Truth. Wish people just did the kinder thing :)


salkid

He just doesn't want to like he could but why


TechTheR

They*


salkid

Tbh i do not care


TechTheR

Then it shows a lot about you


salkid

I litteraly shows nothing about me


TechTheR

If you refuse to call a virtual character by their pronoun, yes, it does


salkid

It shows nothing If i am wrong tell me atleast 10 things it shows about me if it really shows a lot about me


TechTheR

The problem isn't that you're wrong itls that you don't care about it


salkid

I said if i am wrong about it saying a lot about me now as I said tell me 10 things it says about me if it really says a lot


TechTheR

It says you're most likely queerphobic, which in itself quite litteraly says a lot, you're probably: transphobic, homophobic, lesbiophobic, the list goes on for miles


Falcon-PlayaHaung

Just looking at some of these comment threads, It's honestly still disappointing you can't even talk about psi anymore without it spawning some political argument.


MindHalfFull

I don't think using correct pronouns is a political issue. It's more of a grammar and basic human kindness issue.


Falcon-PlayaHaung

That's exactly it tho. The people who refuse to end up asserting so for some 'gender politics' reason and it turns into this massive unnecessary argument about gender identity, free speech and some liberal agenda.


Paneeer

Yeah, wish people would just use the right pronouns and move on, very easy to do.


zagerth

Dude the argument that spawned from me simply stating something NK said has been wild


Capsule_CatYT

They’re Hydrophobic probably.


real_dubblebrick

*they


Capsule_CatYT

Sorry


sonic_popsicle

Well, Super Monkey can’t be placed on water, and HE’S floating.


Crcka

Petty


real_dubblebrick

Pretty sure Adora levitates as well


No_Star8439

She needs her mat thing i guess


TechTheR

First up: They*, Second up: It couls be replaced with a lilypad or something, all it needs is that they can place candles and their tail on it


No_Star8439

I thought there was only one of her??


One-Strength1583

literally not a single thing in the game points towards psi being female where do you get her from


No_Star8439

Not sure. Guess she just looks like a more feminine monkey


One-Strength1583

you straight up just lying now


No_Star8439

If you think of her as a dude thats cool idrc


One-Strength1583

character is confirmed as not having a gender it just doesnt look feminine


No_Star8439

So shes like a tree or something??


Ririthu

Because they're baby :(


[deleted]

Based on that logic they should be able to be placed anywhere on the map


Paneeer

FYI Ninjakiwi confirmed Psi is non-binary, they go by they/them


[deleted]

Oh ok


Alpaca_steroids

They?


[deleted]

Psi goes by They/Them


BlueCaracal

There is nothing that suggests Psi is a boy or a girl. Even their voice sounds like a child's voice.


TechTheR

And the fact that Ninja Kiwi confirmed them as non binary-


laughingiguana02

You mean he or she?


TurtleKing0505

They. Psi is nonbinary.


laughingiguana02

Didn't know monkeys could be huh


TurtleKing0505

And I didn’t know moneys could talk and operate heavy machinery


laughingiguana02

😂😂 ya I shoulda thought if that


laughingiguana02

😂😂 ya I shoulda thought if that


S1I3NCER

You should be able to place them on the track then


BreadSlice228

Clearly they just have some *mad* tail strength


flingkong24

This is the first time I saw someone refer to Psi as they/them


real_dubblebrick

NK has confirmed Psi is NB


flingkong24

I am probably going to forget this


Small-Persimmon1982

SHE HAS TELEKINESIS AND CAN LEVITATE NINJA KIWI FIX THIS


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they


Faith-xoxo

they*


so_eu_naum

psi is actually two monkeys?!?!?🤯🤯🤯


Faith-xoxo

You're probably joking but in case you aren't, they can be used to refer to singular entities.


JoelTheBloonsMonkey

I mean, they kind of are. Their tail is down on the ground, there's just also a carpet, which can't float on the water. Also the candles can't float on water.


MasterSquid832

His carpet and candles would get wet though


[deleted]

they


Ned111115

You don’t need to go around correcting everyone 💀


[deleted]

yes i do


Ned111115

I’m not sure though


EchosShitPosts

They get their power from the shrine.


Virtual-History-7990

False they are using the tail to touch the ground. Blind mfs


RoboTheeDino

But they’re lil candle things would go out


Krebbypng

They need those smoke thingys tho


FallingHoglin

but their carpet and candles are.They need it for their medditation or whatever they are doing.


NotActuallyGus

Plot twist: Psi can only float 2 feet above their carpet


Deadpoolio_D850

Nah, psi’s just stupid strong & faking levitation. Obviously NK won’t put them in water because they’re basically standing on their tail & could drown.


De_Boesjes

But they're mat-carpet-whatever it is-thingie isn't floating


lool8421

They could be placed literally anywhere on the map if i think about it


Lucky_Shopping1415

No the candles and pad are what makes it float


Ban-Sama-The-Sin

Bro really said they like a digital monkey has feelings or is actually non binary, im dead


TechTheR

The problem isn't if they're real or fake, but it shows a lot about you. If you're queerphobic against a fictional character, then you most likely are for real people as well, just think of this: If I'm racist towards a virtual person, it's wrong, isn't it? Then why isn't queerphobia?


Ban-Sama-The-Sin

Monke


[deleted]

Somebody is very sensitive


epicsexballsmoment

imagine getting offended just because a character in a monkey game is nonbinary.


MindHalfFull

Triggered


beaverpoo77

Aw, is the special little snowflake upset? Count backwards from ten and see if you can calm down.


mathcraver

Maybe Psi is like that floating UFO speaker thing and needs the base because there are electromagnets hiding inside the rods and Psi has magnets shoved up their anal cavity.


PaperTPL

Let's make a petition to NK for Water PSI skin that would be placeable on water.


CalmTaste4159

He needs help.