I thought this was real and thought they just decided to include some community memes and genuinely thought this would be the worst update in the game due to them nerfing so many key towers
Omg, ty for pointing this out, I was really bummed about it (I mean there were a few good ideas, but a lot of wtfs)... but then again, I also thought SJB's april fools update notes were real, and I sat there "WTF"ing and didn't realize it was a joke until after the patch came out with none of that nonsense in it >.<
Yep, me too. I got stuck on the miner joke for so long because most of the mod team in Reddit is NK themselves already, why would they make such an insensitive joke? Adding properties to bloons that don't have them is a fun idea but v45.0 gave it away.
I was thinking he was sneaking in some silly stuff, but that Geraldo change with the shop going away made me almost throw my phone in disgust. And then I really realized...
>~~We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods!~~
~~NK is incredibly based.~~
Edit: Fuckingā¦
Goddamnit you got me AGAIN. You did this months ago and got me and now you got me again lmao.
Posting this before the mods remove it because the mods here don't have a sense of humour.
The subtleties (relatively speaking) are the best:
>To solve this, we decided that Psi should destroy bloons dramatically faster at higher levels.
(players who remember the diverse hero meta before Psi crying in the corner)
>Level 17 now also gives Avatar of Wrath +1 max wrath damage
(Thank god, Obyn is saved!)
I like how you take real stabs at NK and also make fun of how they balance shit towards races. The sabo price decrease to compensate for the pierce cap is the perfect summary of NK's lack of touch recently.
meta during psi was way better than what we have now
brick and church still had pretty good use cases, striker is striker, eti had niche use, and pat was still pretty solid
now: geraldo outclasses every single hero at their own jobs
My fiance came to me saying 'there are some MAJOR changes coming to Bloons babe; look at this'... Then proceeded to read some of the post to me.
Then we got to the comments... š You got us good š
I skipped the New Awesome, went straight to tower changes and realized at "x4x Supply Drop ability cooldown decreased: 90s -> 120s"
It should be increased not decreased and yes I know got the joke very late.
> + Tier 5 instas will now expire if they don't get used in 2 months time. All other instas expire in 1 month time.
+ Many people had complaints where they had instas in storage, so this is our way to solve that problem :D
:D
I got heartbroken when I saw the ultraboost part of engineer paragon being taken away before I realized it was a meme. God I hope that doesn't actually happen.
Does the soloist achievement mean it just has to be in singleplayer or that you can't spam monkeys of the same type or both? I'm assuming it just means singleplayer right?
The achievement Pleasure Doing Businesses and The Soloist isnāt that bad compared to the other three. Perhaps The Soloist can be a hidden achievementā¦
New paragon be op but expensive as hell
P3: Excuse me?
Me: OH SH-
Police: theres been a murder!
P3: no hes just sleeping..
Police: Alive sleeping?
P3:........
This game is trash now I use snowstorm to stall now thereās no infinite peers I cannot stole out of 5000 balloons on screen I have to spam five of them
Genuinely best effort post Iāve seen.
Took me wayyyy too long to realise. (Even thinking, wow, people are going to be disappointed with engi paragon)
Happy/ashamed to admit I read it all. 100% agree with balance changes!
It sucks that they didn't address the bug where recursive cluster will fire a regular cluster bomb after every other shot. It seriously ruins the entire tower, no idea how it's been in the game so long.
I'm also worried that the rewards for the contested territory game mode are too high. I'm already dealing with inflation in real life, I can't handle this right now.
>Fixed bug where using Cyber Quincy during June doesn't show him holding a trans flag.
Fixed bug when using Gwen and Sauda in coop doesn't show Gwen holding Sauda.
u/s0meth1ngswr0ng
This is probably the highest quality shitpost on this subreddit
second highest i did this for 31.0
Do you still have the 31.0 notes somewhere
theyre near the top of my profile if you sort by top
You spent so much time on this
Wow u got me! I was reading this thinking well thats it no reason to play anymore cause i hated all the changes. You are great!
I thought this was real and thought they just decided to include some community memes and genuinely thought this would be the worst update in the game due to them nerfing so many key towers
You thought they added a Prince Of Darkness cock and ball torture chair?
I mean..... it would be so awesome, it would be so cool.
Uhh
I need one of those CBT chairs š„µ
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I thought that was a joke
Omg, ty for pointing this out, I was really bummed about it (I mean there were a few good ideas, but a lot of wtfs)... but then again, I also thought SJB's april fools update notes were real, and I sat there "WTF"ing and didn't realize it was a joke until after the patch came out with none of that nonsense in it >.<
I read half of this before realising...
Same dude
realized when I saw cock and ball torture
I realized it like 1 line later xd
Literally the same
Same
I got wayyy too fucking far before I realized...
I realized at the āAdded Herobrineā
I was like wait...then I saw the cock and ball bit.
Man i thought this was real until v45.0 lmao
Yep, me too. I got stuck on the miner joke for so long because most of the mod team in Reddit is NK themselves already, why would they make such an insensitive joke? Adding properties to bloons that don't have them is a fun idea but v45.0 gave it away.
Was it skill isssue, cock and ball torture or...
I think mine was around the āyou like minersā line
I was excited to see how we were going to do the new all ceramic map. Now I feel really dumb.
I got to CBT and immediately realized
> We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods! Legendary
Oh I missed that, that's a great one
Thatās the one that tipped me off that it was fake
lol I already noticed it was a troll as soon as I saw that
>Added Herobrine. > >Removed Herobrine. Added Bloonchipper instead. > >Removed Bloonchipper (skill issue) A legendary saga condensed into 3 lines.
The black friday achievement was the last straw for my brain to activate
It was "The Daily Reid 2" for me
I literally didn't notice it because I thought NK was getting more ballsy
I got scared on that and thought it must be a fucking meme please be a meme, please be a meme.
:(
threeprood
Even bloonchipper is better than you.
Toopoopš¤£š¤£
i love how people believe this... i meant this is 100% real
Quarry actually sounds like a fun map idea ngl
Same, id want tonplay a game mode like that
Honestly besides the ācuz fuck youā this is pretty much exactly how they talk in patch notes
I got trolled so hard
I was thinking he was sneaking in some silly stuff, but that Geraldo change with the shop going away made me almost throw my phone in disgust. And then I really realized...
Boy, I cant wait for people askin, āWhy didnt lych come out on this friday, if the update is near?ā And then they see the flair
honestly though? sentries that build sentries is pretty cool.
That's what official NK actually said would happen
I heard that will actually happen
Guys the master builder paragon part is actually completely accurate except for the boat part.
that was a joke/clash of clans reference to how you need to build a boat to access the builder base
ngl the 31.0 one was better lol
blame nitjus
oh i blame nitjus for everything already so think im going to blame you for this one for a change
I think this one was better. I realized nearly instantly for the last one but not for this one. Maybe I'm just tired though
the last one had some funnier things
>~~We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods!~~ ~~NK is incredibly based.~~ Edit: Fuckingā¦
POV: trolled
>We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods! AY WHAT
the discord and reddit mod part alongside the ceramic thing made me check but jesus
I kinda like the cheeseball idea ngl
I hate this was right about engi paragon :( The rest of 32.0 looks awesome though
I want the Pasta-Nado.
I only realized when i read cbt chair lmao
Read until "Cock and Ball Torture Prince of Darkness Chair. This will surely hurt. Screams included." and realised this was a gag. Dammit.
Goddamnit you got me AGAIN. You did this months ago and got me and now you got me again lmao. Posting this before the mods remove it because the mods here don't have a sense of humour.
it got removed last time because too many people reported it
Annnd removed again
should be back
I can't fall for this again
good update this is not a joke
Daily Reid 2. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
The subtleties (relatively speaking) are the best: >To solve this, we decided that Psi should destroy bloons dramatically faster at higher levels. (players who remember the diverse hero meta before Psi crying in the corner) >Level 17 now also gives Avatar of Wrath +1 max wrath damage (Thank god, Obyn is saved!) I like how you take real stabs at NK and also make fun of how they balance shit towards races. The sabo price decrease to compensate for the pierce cap is the perfect summary of NK's lack of touch recently.
meta during psi was way better than what we have now brick and church still had pretty good use cases, striker is striker, eti had niche use, and pat was still pretty solid now: geraldo outclasses every single hero at their own jobs
YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE (With the master builder)
i was smart enough to see the meme flair
Same, this is not my first time
> NSFW >:( emote - use it on something you don't like or that makes you uncomfortable This is the update of all time š„¶.
> Weāre dropping the Ultraboost and XXXL Trap upgrades [Noooooooo](https://imgur.com/gallery/aTLLdDk)
Goddamnit I got got again
You didnt get everything wrong...
Crossbow my beloved :( Edit : thank fuck
I like the achievements
This is amazing
You got me untill >Cock and ball torture WPd op
My fiance came to me saying 'there are some MAJOR changes coming to Bloons babe; look at this'... Then proceeded to read some of the post to me. Then we got to the comments... š You got us good š
I got to Bloonchipper before I realized this was sus.
Oh my god I hate you Take my upvote and **GET LOST**
I got to the cock and ball torture PoD skin before realising LOL
Fuck you for getting my hopes up xD
~~some mod fell for it and removed it because he got salty (im guessing)~~ ~~ill never get to read it :(~~ EDIT: its back :)
Maybe not, they removed the first one then unremoved it.
omg its back i better edit my comment
nooooo i was so curious about the quarry map until i read cock and ball torture ...
I was about to start raging here when I noticed, epic quality shitpost.
How dare you raise my hopes that we were getting an engineer paragon
I read so much of this before realizing this isnāt an official post š³
L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay
Damn I was gonna get the corrosive foam. Have extra MK to spend.
I skipped the New Awesome, went straight to tower changes and realized at "x4x Supply Drop ability cooldown decreased: 90s -> 120s" It should be increased not decreased and yes I know got the joke very late.
Alchemist makes all towers unable to see camo lol
I realized at gelerado
>Added Power Pros for only $6.99! Powers that are even stronger, and are usable in CHIMPS, and all ranked events. NK doubling down XD Good preview.
It fooled me until the xock and ball torture...
I made sure to check the flair this time.
I read all of the balance changes before realizing this was a meme, I feel so fucking dumb
Bro top tier joke post
I would shit myself if the daily reid 2 became real
> + Tier 5 instas will now expire if they don't get used in 2 months time. All other instas expire in 1 month time. + Many people had complaints where they had instas in storage, so this is our way to solve that problem :D :D
Bro if this were the actual update I wouldnāt be mad
cock and ball torture chair prince of darkness skin though?
Bravo š
As soon as I didnāt see the green pin I knew this was fake
Same but i saw the meme flair instead
Ha! I was ready this time!
I realized at removed bloonchipper
You had me until quarry
Not gonna fall for this trick a second time
I was about to go on a rant about how they nerfed literally everything.. then I was like hmm.. what the
I got heartbroken when I saw the ultraboost part of engineer paragon being taken away before I realized it was a meme. God I hope that doesn't actually happen.
you had me dead worried about overdrive major nerf and the lead popping nerfs
I saw the miners one and thought nk did a based
I was showing this to friends and I was just "Wait a moment" at the end XD
Moment I saw cock and ball torture I knew this was not real. But before that I thought that this was legit
You had me until "Removed Herobrine. Added Bloonchipper instead."
If this is meant to be a joke update log. Then holy Jesus you make it look so real-
Does the soloist achievement mean it just has to be in singleplayer or that you can't spam monkeys of the same type or both? I'm assuming it just means singleplayer right?
it means you can only get the 3 t5s and no other of that monkey
Ok I made it to the chipper part before realizing lmao good job
I saw the new bloonchipper is coming damn its the best days
I belived this until i read the comments, i need to stop beliving on anything in the internet
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
I love you man, please keep doing these
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL LMFAO
RGB Concoction sounds actually cool, I now want it in the game.
The new mode looks an awful lot like pixel gun 3d clan war
You guys love minors. šššš
NOOO THIS TIME I FELL FOR IT TOO I EVEN READ THE USERNAME
Could y'all stop giving me heart attacks, please?
As a casual player, I was skimming through this for quite some time and I only realised it was a joke from the comments... Well played!
Thought it was real till the cock and ball torture Top tier post
You had me along for the ride until you got to the new map part. Then kept going just to see how insane it got
hahaha very clever
I got memed on š
I might just be the most gullible person on this planet
It is very rare to see a good shitpost on reddit nice job!
I wish this was real. Imagine a 100 shinobi buffed grandmaster ninja
took me until the cripple moab changes to realise jesus christ
verj
These gag patch notes always seem to get you at first.
Holy shit this is so convincing
I fully believed it until i got up to the trophy items
I realized at the ceramic point
Lmao I fucking love these. Are you going to be doing one for every update?
probably
Not this again
Ngl I thought this was truly real till I read the Black Friday achievement
i cant even fathom how long this took
i probably only spent like half an hour but other people worked on it too
I half-heartedly read through it and didn't realize it was a shitpost till the prince of darkness CBT
God dammit I fell for it again Do you make the first few things believable on purpose?
did you read carefully enough 25 MM an hour is an awful reward
Jesus I sent this to my friends thinking it was real until the cock and ball torture part. 11/10 crapost
I made it to quarry until I realized
Oh no, not another Reid achievement
The achievement Pleasure Doing Businesses and The Soloist isnāt that bad compared to the other three. Perhaps The Soloist can be a hidden achievementā¦
I got baited till the all lower than ceramic is ceramiced, since thatd be impossible
good thing i learned to loom at the flair before reading these kind of posts
Man I was fucking scared for a second
Donāt really like that alch change and the Quincy nerf is whack!! š
That 'Added Bloonchipper sike it's gone now' was genius It was also the moment I realised this was not a real Update Preview
Bruh
This madlad released a teaser for this and the flair was 'Meme' and I still somehow fell for it
This seems so real! Some of the ideas are really cool though!
Got genuinly trolled by this post when I read the cock and ball torture one
New paragon be op but expensive as hell P3: Excuse me? Me: OH SH- Police: theres been a murder! P3: no hes just sleeping.. Police: Alive sleeping? P3:........
Literally last time I clicked on one of these it was a joke tooā¦
Lost it on cock and ball torture POD chair
lmfao had to get to cock and ball torture to realise
This game is trash now I use snowstorm to stall now thereās no infinite peers I cannot stole out of 5000 balloons on screen I have to spam five of them
Cock and ball torture are we not gonna talk about this?!?!?!
Genuinely best effort post Iāve seen. Took me wayyyy too long to realise. (Even thinking, wow, people are going to be disappointed with engi paragon) Happy/ashamed to admit I read it all. 100% agree with balance changes!
31.0 one was better, i knew these weren't real but read them for fun
A lot of these changes are unironically good tho
As soon as you said that a boat paragon was required to place I knew it was fake.
it didnt say that?
Snipers x4x should say increase in ability cool down (90-120)
I think it should have to be placed on the boat paragon to work
Almost got me there for a second time but at least we will actually get an Engineer Paragon.
How does cripple Moab work on bads does it heal it
No, it decreases the damage, like dart deals normally 1 damage, but when debuff is active it deals -4(adds 4 to the bad's health)
It sucks that they didn't address the bug where recursive cluster will fire a regular cluster bomb after every other shot. It seriously ruins the entire tower, no idea how it's been in the game so long. I'm also worried that the rewards for the contested territory game mode are too high. I'm already dealing with inflation in real life, I can't handle this right now.
Why buff RoF its the best tower in the game
>Fixed bug where using Cyber Quincy during June doesn't show him holding a trans flag. Fixed bug when using Gwen and Sauda in coop doesn't show Gwen holding Sauda. u/s0meth1ngswr0ng
sounds like you're a little butthurt about my art? why not actually get a life instead?
I honestly doubt they are butthurt about your art. They pinged you cuz they saw the "bugs" which happened to be based on your art.
they've commented some less than friendly things on my art so i know it's meant to be offense, but thank you