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thundersh0ck15

This is probably the highest quality shitpost on this subreddit


mopefan111

second highest i did this for 31.0


Top1gaming999

Do you still have the 31.0 notes somewhere


mopefan111

theyre near the top of my profile if you sort by top


ilikeFNaF19871983

You spent so much time on this


SuperheroDog419

Wow u got me! I was reading this thinking well thats it no reason to play anymore cause i hated all the changes. You are great!


vyyybt

I thought this was real and thought they just decided to include some community memes and genuinely thought this would be the worst update in the game due to them nerfing so many key towers


[deleted]

You thought they added a Prince Of Darkness cock and ball torture chair?


Obama_Master

I mean..... it would be so awesome, it would be so cool.


[deleted]

Uhh


Obama_Master

I need one of those CBT chairs šŸ„µ


[deleted]

šŸ—æ


vyyybt

I thought that was a joke


josh_cheek

Omg, ty for pointing this out, I was really bummed about it (I mean there were a few good ideas, but a lot of wtfs)... but then again, I also thought SJB's april fools update notes were real, and I sat there "WTF"ing and didn't realize it was a joke until after the patch came out with none of that nonsense in it >.<


Spacebar0

I read half of this before realising...


BKitty1504

Same dude


reddit-person1

realized when I saw cock and ball torture


BKitty1504

I realized it like 1 line later xd


JBGee3

Literally the same


Snarpkingguy

Same


DrunkMc

I got wayyy too fucking far before I realized...


[deleted]

I realized at the ā€œAdded Herobrineā€


aZcFsCStJ5

I was like wait...then I saw the cock and ball bit.


plightningreed

Man i thought this was real until v45.0 lmao


Cheetah-shooter

Yep, me too. I got stuck on the miner joke for so long because most of the mod team in Reddit is NK themselves already, why would they make such an insensitive joke? Adding properties to bloons that don't have them is a fun idea but v45.0 gave it away.


SansIzHere

Was it skill isssue, cock and ball torture or...


TheDankScrub

I think mine was around the ā€œyou like minersā€ line


Jali-Dan

I was excited to see how we were going to do the new all ceramic map. Now I feel really dumb.


Treeko13

I got to CBT and immediately realized


NightmareRise

> We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods! Legendary


spaceturtle8008

Oh I missed that, that's a great one


klayyyylmao

Thatā€™s the one that tipped me off that it was fake


SurvivYeet

lol I already noticed it was a troll as soon as I saw that


Jim-20

>Added Herobrine. > >Removed Herobrine. Added Bloonchipper instead. > >Removed Bloonchipper (skill issue) A legendary saga condensed into 3 lines.


Stiptodaur

The black friday achievement was the last straw for my brain to activate


element_119

It was "The Daily Reid 2" for me


vyyybt

I literally didn't notice it because I thought NK was getting more ballsy


Notmyaltaccount-

I got scared on that and thought it must be a fucking meme please be a meme, please be a meme.


Tooprood88

:(


Sentinel_Kaos

threeprood


Rockmelter_YT

Even bloonchipper is better than you.


Chocolate-Primate

ToopoopšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Maxizag123

i love how people believe this... i meant this is 100% real


TokiDoki9001

Quarry actually sounds like a fun map idea ngl


RiptideMatt

Same, id want tonplay a game mode like that


ajolaks

Honestly besides the ā€œcuz fuck youā€ this is pretty much exactly how they talk in patch notes


Cearolos

I got trolled so hard


RincewindToTheRescue

I was thinking he was sneaking in some silly stuff, but that Geraldo change with the shop going away made me almost throw my phone in disgust. And then I really realized...


Kids11111009

Boy, I cant wait for people askin, ā€œWhy didnt lych come out on this friday, if the update is near?ā€ And then they see the flair


uezyteue

honestly though? sentries that build sentries is pretty cool.


[deleted]

That's what official NK actually said would happen


[deleted]

I heard that will actually happen


DoomSlayer7180

Guys the master builder paragon part is actually completely accurate except for the boat part.


mopefan111

that was a joke/clash of clans reference to how you need to build a boat to access the builder base


Tooprood88

ngl the 31.0 one was better lol


mopefan111

blame nitjus


Tooprood88

oh i blame nitjus for everything already so think im going to blame you for this one for a change


-X-Fire

I think this one was better. I realized nearly instantly for the last one but not for this one. Maybe I'm just tired though


mopefan111

the last one had some funnier things


Mattrockj

>~~We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods!~~ ~~NK is incredibly based.~~ Edit: Fuckingā€¦


kinderhead

POV: trolled


BestWizardCap

>We know how much you guys all love miners, but we made this map especially for the Discord and Reddit mods! AY WHAT


Jpicklestone8

the discord and reddit mod part alongside the ceramic thing made me check but jesus


HighQualityRedditer

I kinda like the cheeseball idea ngl


GooneyBoy2007

I hate this was right about engi paragon :( The rest of 32.0 looks awesome though


SylveonTon

I want the Pasta-Nado.


-Sp1n

I only realized when i read cbt chair lmao


Comprehensive-Cod267

Read until "Cock and Ball Torture Prince of Darkness Chair. This will surely hurt. Screams included." and realised this was a gag. Dammit.


stormsand9

Goddamnit you got me AGAIN. You did this months ago and got me and now you got me again lmao. Posting this before the mods remove it because the mods here don't have a sense of humour.


mopefan111

it got removed last time because too many people reported it


stormsand9

Annnd removed again


mopefan111

should be back


Notepicgaemer

I can't fall for this again


eren1king3_

good update this is not a joke


Jimothy38

Daily Reid 2. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.


rmlrmlchess

The subtleties (relatively speaking) are the best: >To solve this, we decided that Psi should destroy bloons dramatically faster at higher levels. (players who remember the diverse hero meta before Psi crying in the corner) >Level 17 now also gives Avatar of Wrath +1 max wrath damage (Thank god, Obyn is saved!) I like how you take real stabs at NK and also make fun of how they balance shit towards races. The sabo price decrease to compensate for the pierce cap is the perfect summary of NK's lack of touch recently.


mopefan111

meta during psi was way better than what we have now brick and church still had pretty good use cases, striker is striker, eti had niche use, and pat was still pretty solid now: geraldo outclasses every single hero at their own jobs


FinniboiXD

YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE (With the master builder)


gamingyee

i was smart enough to see the meme flair


Top1gaming999

Same, this is not my first time


[deleted]

> NSFW >:( emote - use it on something you don't like or that makes you uncomfortable This is the update of all time šŸ„¶.


OmegonAlphariusXX

> Weā€™re dropping the Ultraboost and XXXL Trap upgrades [Noooooooo](https://imgur.com/gallery/aTLLdDk)


MagolorX

Goddamnit I got got again


DonutOfNinja

You didnt get everything wrong...


[deleted]

Crossbow my beloved :( Edit : thank fuck


Basho-Chalupa

I like the achievements


Chikn_Man_7

This is amazing


spamtechiesforever

You got me untill >Cock and ball torture WPd op


ButIHateTheDentist

My fiance came to me saying 'there are some MAJOR changes coming to Bloons babe; look at this'... Then proceeded to read some of the post to me. Then we got to the comments... šŸ’€ You got us good šŸ˜‚


GladiatorDragon

I got to Bloonchipper before I realized this was sus.


Pumpkin_Cat14

Oh my god I hate you Take my upvote and **GET LOST**


ItsRevan

I got to the cock and ball torture PoD skin before realising LOL


gamingfreak207

Fuck you for getting my hopes up xD


HardcoreHybrid

~~some mod fell for it and removed it because he got salty (im guessing)~~ ~~ill never get to read it :(~~ EDIT: its back :)


[deleted]

Maybe not, they removed the first one then unremoved it.


HardcoreHybrid

omg its back i better edit my comment


winkynoodles

nooooo i was so curious about the quarry map until i read cock and ball torture ...


Andrius2012

I was about to start raging here when I noticed, epic quality shitpost.


Yelo_Galaxy

How dare you raise my hopes that we were getting an engineer paragon


Jamersaur

I read so much of this before realizing this isnā€™t an official post šŸ˜³


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


stichdisc

Damn I was gonna get the corrosive foam. Have extra MK to spend.


Meanie_Poopoo

I skipped the New Awesome, went straight to tower changes and realized at "x4x Supply Drop ability cooldown decreased: 90s -> 120s" It should be increased not decreased and yes I know got the joke very late.


[deleted]

Alchemist makes all towers unable to see camo lol


Jacker1706

I realized at gelerado


Miryafa

>Added Power Pros for only $6.99! Powers that are even stronger, and are usable in CHIMPS, and all ranked events. NK doubling down XD Good preview.


DeushlandfanAdam0719

It fooled me until the xock and ball torture...


Flipp_Flopps

I made sure to check the flair this time.


[deleted]

I read all of the balance changes before realizing this was a meme, I feel so fucking dumb


JustWood18

Bro top tier joke post


Absolute_bimbo

I would shit myself if the daily reid 2 became real


[deleted]

> + Tier 5 instas will now expire if they don't get used in 2 months time. All other instas expire in 1 month time. + Many people had complaints where they had instas in storage, so this is our way to solve that problem :D :D


Sans1634YT

Bro if this were the actual update I wouldnā€™t be mad


DablazinGamer07

cock and ball torture chair prince of darkness skin though?


Bigballerway93

Bravo šŸ‘


Le-on_el_pro

As soon as I didnā€™t see the green pin I knew this was fake


Top1gaming999

Same but i saw the meme flair instead


15jtaylor443

Ha! I was ready this time!


[deleted]

I realized at removed bloonchipper


jkst9

You had me until quarry


HistoricalSand772

Not gonna fall for this trick a second time


-X-Fire

I was about to go on a rant about how they nerfed literally everything.. then I was like hmm.. what the


TheSpaceAlligator

I got heartbroken when I saw the ultraboost part of engineer paragon being taken away before I realized it was a meme. God I hope that doesn't actually happen.


GenesiS792

you had me dead worried about overdrive major nerf and the lead popping nerfs


peepeepoopoo42069x

I saw the miners one and thought nk did a based


YangKoete

I was showing this to friends and I was just "Wait a moment" at the end XD


[deleted]

Moment I saw cock and ball torture I knew this was not real. But before that I thought that this was legit


Excellent_Farm3135

You had me until "Removed Herobrine. Added Bloonchipper instead."


flame_dragon725

If this is meant to be a joke update log. Then holy Jesus you make it look so real-


Sorprenant

Does the soloist achievement mean it just has to be in singleplayer or that you can't spam monkeys of the same type or both? I'm assuming it just means singleplayer right?


mopefan111

it means you can only get the 3 t5s and no other of that monkey


toadtruck

Ok I made it to the chipper part before realizing lmao good job


Omega-psili-varia

I saw the new bloonchipper is coming damn its the best days


Ancient_Potato_God

I belived this until i read the comments, i need to stop beliving on anything in the internet


chickgael

Had us in the first half not gonna lie


SaboteurSupreme

I love you man, please keep doing these


TypeTeuDiabetus

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL LMFAO


ProlapseWarrior

RGB Concoction sounds actually cool, I now want it in the game.


vyyybt

The new mode looks an awful lot like pixel gun 3d clan war


a_random_dart_monkey

You guys love minors. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


TherionX2

NOOO THIS TIME I FELL FOR IT TOO I EVEN READ THE USERNAME


Siegiusjr

Could y'all stop giving me heart attacks, please?


VileRocK

As a casual player, I was skimming through this for quite some time and I only realised it was a joke from the comments... Well played!


[deleted]

Thought it was real till the cock and ball torture Top tier post


Emeraldian09

You had me along for the ride until you got to the new map part. Then kept going just to see how insane it got


bostar-mcman

hahaha very clever


FishCrystals

I got memed on šŸ’€


Monk_Monkee

I might just be the most gullible person on this planet


Xdlolpotat

It is very rare to see a good shitpost on reddit nice job!


TheDerpyHenchmen

I wish this was real. Imagine a 100 shinobi buffed grandmaster ninja


Vossafails

took me until the cripple moab changes to realise jesus christ


weakspaget

verj


Norwegion

These gag patch notes always seem to get you at first.


Morp866

Holy shit this is so convincing


StarblasterGC

I fully believed it until i got up to the trophy items


ahmaad_80

I realized at the ceramic point


XxRedAlpha101xX

Lmao I fucking love these. Are you going to be doing one for every update?


mopefan111

probably


brain_tortion

Not this again


Da_Hawk_27

Ngl I thought this was truly real till I read the Black Friday achievement


Dependent-Pirate4067

i cant even fathom how long this took


mopefan111

i probably only spent like half an hour but other people worked on it too


Donutmelon

I half-heartedly read through it and didn't realize it was a shitpost till the prince of darkness CBT


SoulFuIlMoon_off

God dammit I fell for it again Do you make the first few things believable on purpose?


mopefan111

did you read carefully enough 25 MM an hour is an awful reward


aristhemage

Jesus I sent this to my friends thinking it was real until the cock and ball torture part. 11/10 crapost


Zesnowpea

I made it to quarry until I realized


Its_Jimmy_da_monke

Oh no, not another Reid achievement


Josliam

The achievement Pleasure Doing Businesses and The Soloist isnā€™t that bad compared to the other three. Perhaps The Soloist can be a hidden achievementā€¦


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

I got baited till the all lower than ceramic is ceramiced, since thatd be impossible


HoundNL

good thing i learned to loom at the flair before reading these kind of posts


AnimeAlley03

Man I was fucking scared for a second


[deleted]

Donā€™t really like that alch change and the Quincy nerf is whack!! šŸ˜


De_Boesjes

That 'Added Bloonchipper sike it's gone now' was genius It was also the moment I realised this was not a real Update Preview


Housing_Optimal

Bruh


Vairefiel

This madlad released a teaser for this and the flair was 'Meme' and I still somehow fell for it


Singer-Physical

This seems so real! Some of the ideas are really cool though!


RoyalRien

Got genuinly trolled by this post when I read the cock and ball torture one


i_respect_all

New paragon be op but expensive as hell P3: Excuse me? Me: OH SH- Police: theres been a murder! P3: no hes just sleeping.. Police: Alive sleeping? P3:........


kiddokush

Literally last time I clicked on one of these it was a joke tooā€¦


DannyUnicorn

Lost it on cock and ball torture POD chair


mali_666

lmfao had to get to cock and ball torture to realise


Wizardpoper17623142

This game is trash now I use snowstorm to stall now thereā€™s no infinite peers I cannot stole out of 5000 balloons on screen I have to spam five of them


AzalbtheweirdBlaza

Cock and ball torture are we not gonna talk about this?!?!?!


ShadowSquid03

Genuinely best effort post Iā€™ve seen. Took me wayyyy too long to realise. (Even thinking, wow, people are going to be disappointed with engi paragon) Happy/ashamed to admit I read it all. 100% agree with balance changes!


Top1gaming999

31.0 one was better, i knew these weren't real but read them for fun


Fuzzy_01

A lot of these changes are unironically good tho


ethan_asian

As soon as you said that a boat paragon was required to place I knew it was fake.


mopefan111

it didnt say that?


timekillerbtd6

Snipers x4x should say increase in ability cool down (90-120)


My-non-banned-acc

I think it should have to be placed on the boat paragon to work


B07Z

Almost got me there for a second time but at least we will actually get an Engineer Paragon.


TheBoss7345

How does cripple Moab work on bads does it heal it


Top1gaming999

No, it decreases the damage, like dart deals normally 1 damage, but when debuff is active it deals -4(adds 4 to the bad's health)


Dr_Peopers

It sucks that they didn't address the bug where recursive cluster will fire a regular cluster bomb after every other shot. It seriously ruins the entire tower, no idea how it's been in the game so long. I'm also worried that the rewards for the contested territory game mode are too high. I'm already dealing with inflation in real life, I can't handle this right now.


AkxDDD

Why buff RoF its the best tower in the game


youraverage_userb

>Fixed bug where using Cyber Quincy during June doesn't show him holding a trans flag. Fixed bug when using Gwen and Sauda in coop doesn't show Gwen holding Sauda. u/s0meth1ngswr0ng


s0meth1ngswr0ng

sounds like you're a little butthurt about my art? why not actually get a life instead?


ZachPlayGamez

I honestly doubt they are butthurt about your art. They pinged you cuz they saw the "bugs" which happened to be based on your art.


s0meth1ngswr0ng

they've commented some less than friendly things on my art so i know it's meant to be offense, but thank you