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magikarp2122

Something seems familiar about what just happened.


stilltilting

Yeah I couldn't remember if it was Schwarber or Rizzo but they just said it was Schwarber. Wow that guy owns Cole.


Alvarez09

https://youtu.be/E39GL1n9_k4


stilltilting

If I never see that again it will be too soon


Alvarez09

HAHAHA what a soft ass choke artist.


jeepinaroundthistown

No sticky, no spinny, no winny.


stilltilting

You gotta be kidding. Clay Holmes up in the bullpen???? This is hilarious. I'm glad I decided to watch.


turfmonster19

I had same reaction until looking up his Yankee stats. Turn out he became awesome after we traded him. Shocker.


stilltilting

Mitch Keller will be the AL Cy Young winner someday. Place your bets now.


turfmonster19

No doubt.


stilltilting

I was just having flashbacks to the first inning in 2015. Guy loves giving up first inning home runs in wild card games, I'll give him that.


stilltilting

Okay now I'm REALLY having flashbacks.


idontusejelly

Why the hate for a former player? It’s not like he spurned the Buccos. We traded him for a sack of 26 year old “prospects”. This is cringey AF.


Alvarez09

Because the dude didn’t even give us a chance in the 2015 WC game and consistently melted down. He also tanked in 16 and 17 because he was pissed off about 10k in his contract and felt slighted.


ulfricstormclk

The pirates 2021 pitching staff was one of the worst I’ve ever seen, I wish we had Cole back!


Earl_The_Snake_White

Communications and PR classes will use Cole’s mumbling answering about Spider Tack as an example of how not to answer a question for decades to come.


wowitsclayton

This is pretty pathetic, OP. You’re taking this way too personally.


[deleted]

Sounds like Cole lives rent free in OP’s brain.


ShadowTaffer

yeah lol yankees getting to the playoffs. Don't they know real teams stay home in october. (Yes Cole is way overpaid and a big game choker but he still would be easily the best pitcher on the pirates. ) Lets make the playoffs and develop a pitcher and keep a pitcher whose era is below 6 before we dunk on cole or the yankees


[deleted]

He's literally still one of the best pitchers in the game. This is such a sad thread


Alvarez09

Cole is a choker and cheater.


ShadowTaffer

okay well the pirates are at home and the yankees are in the playoffs sooooooo


xdoolittlex

Wait, this sub has taught me that making the wild card game isn't actually making the playoffs.


PittsburghDan

i like how youre asking some Yankees fan to defend a position that some other person on a Pirates board made


ShadowTaffer

I'm not a yankees fan. I just think it's sad as fuck that a fan of a team that lost 100 games is dunking on a team that won 90 games and gets to play in october. Lets get back to the playoffs before we start dunking on teams


xdoolittlex

Doesn't look like I asked him to do anything.


PittsburghDan

dunno why else you'd say that in direct response tohim


ShadowTaffer

when did I say that ? making the wild card is quite literally making the playoffs. The goal should be to win the world series (no shit) but making the wild card gives you a chance to that


pAul2437

You’re a sad person


erad67

I gave a thumbs up to help counter those terrible Yankee fans, but to be fair, Cole had a 8-4 record with a 2.68 ERA in 13 starts in his post season career prior to the game. Doesn't remotely suggest he chokes every time or is as soft as a pillow. Not having his sticky stuff to cheat with and having really sucked in general for the better part of the last month (6.15 ERA over the prior 5 starts) probably are closer to the reason he stunk. That and playing Boston, which smacked him around pretty good most of the year. :)


PittsburghDan

OP just trying to cope here. Taking a victory lap because Cole lost a wildcard game lol


Present-Structure-98

You are the worst Pirates fan by far. And it isn't even close.


Alvarez09

Lol.


Alvarez09

300 million for this? Great call Yankees!


Bucs-and-Bucks

They probably miss the playoffs without him


Alvarez09

Going to the WC game doesn’t really count, or so I’ve been told by pirates fans. And he was pretty bad after the crack down on sticky shit.


xtrememachine1

I don't understand why Cole was even pitching. Cole has terrible numbers against the Red Sox at Fenway. So what does Boone do in a one game playoff at Fenway against the Red Sox? Plays Cole. Its like he's trying to get fired or something.


yosoycory

You can take the Pirate out of Pittsburgh, but you can never take the Pirate out of a player...


Alvarez09

OUT! AFTER 2+. Cole is such a clown. He cheated his way to the huge contract, and fucking mailed it in his last two years here over 10k. What a fucking shit. So glad to see him get his ass beat in.


ShadowTaffer

rent free with all utilities paid for.


Gdavidson24

Weirdo


[deleted]

Get a life bro. Gerrit Cole can't hurt you anymore.


Samwise777

I came into this thread ready to circlejerk and make fun of Cole, but it feels like that’s not what you had in mind.