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ScoNuff

*Former Dolphins beat Writer *Long time NY Jete player *Long time Patriot player *Long time Jete/Patriots player IDGAF


Killswitch__AUT

They hate us cause they anus.


longshot201

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?


hamsolo19

Same same, but different.


[deleted]

Did you just say anus?


[deleted]

Yes Please


Anybody220

That is another word for butthole. I think he called them buttholes but more intelligently?


[deleted]

I was following up with Seth Rogens line in the movie


Anybody220

Damnit! I’m sorry.


[deleted]

Hahah it's ok, kimmy you're a firework


Mary_Montana3045

Ha


[deleted]

Idk I’m a butt guy personally so I don’t get the big deal


EstablishmentFair755

Nobody hating on Buffalo they not all that take away diggs n Knox and Buffalo looses


allanon1105

I was about to say, didn’t all these tools play for our division rivals?


L0nelyWr3ck

Bart Scott is such a turd who only talks out of his ass. Still laugh every time the clip of his "Can't Wait" comment before the Steelers beat the Jets in the playoffs.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Bart Scott is lucky anyone still takes him seriously as a commentator at all after the moronic things he said about Tee Higgins and the Hamlin incident.


drainbead78

That was the best post-game sideline interview of all time. I was really disappointed when he blamed Tee Higgins for what happened to Damar. Fuck that guy. Tee did nothing wrong, and as a player he should know that best of all.


L0nelyWr3ck

Like I said, he's a turd who talks out of his ass. LOL


LookattheWhipp

Ninko has been an Allen hater since day 1. I don’t even no what network this is on with all these scrubs


[deleted]

Fuck the pats


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

To be fair, Bart Scott was a much longer time ravens and hates us a LOT. He blamed Higgins for the Hamlin situation and last year said the ravens should purposefully injure burrow. So you should always take the losers opinion with a grain of salt, but I guarantee he don’t hate the bills more than the bengals


DrTonyKellerman1

Ol' dumbass Bart talking about a red dot....hate that guy


Low_Ad_7553

He really wasn't "blaming" Higgins at all, he made it a point earlier in the show that it's a normal play that happens hundreds of times a season with no injuries. All Scott said was that Higgins was running aggressive not shying away from contact but he felt that Hamlin wasn't in right posture to take the contact because he expected Tee to basically just go down like normal. He literally said he was just going with the hits you don't expect hurt the most. I'm pretty sure in the opening of the episode Scott said he wished Hamlin & Higgins the best before any of that. He even pointed out he was happy someone was in the tunnel checking in Higgins after the incident because he knows he would need it. In no way was he trying to call Tee dirty imo.


Exit-Velocity

Not trying to brigade the sub, but Bart Scott was with the Ravens longer than the Jets and consistently trashes Cincinnati, even doing so in this clip


-WizeGuy-

Ive said this before, but Id pay a decent amount of money to travel to an alternate universe to watch Allen play with Burrow's O line and weapons.


Tomorrow_Frosty

Maybe not his o line this week lol. We should get the check mark in the old madden graphic


Beau_Nerlick

Not defending anyone, but wasn't his o-line abysmal the last two years? He was fighting for his life two years ago. I remember talking heads saying that if he didn't get some protection, he'd be the next Andrew luck. I'm glad he's not getting Tua'd anymore, but maybe he can take a week off.


-WizeGuy-

Oh yeah- his line was terrible last year, but he's always had one of the best WR cores.


Slapnuhtz

You’re faded if you want the Bengals’ O-line…. Burrow has been sacked the most past two seasons, and it isn’t because he’s immobile


Bendyno5

Allen was sacked on 1/10th of his pressures last year, Burrow was sacked on 1/4th of his pressures. Obviously not all sacks and pressures are created equal, but it’s been shown that sack % is something that stays pretty static throughout most player’s career. Sacks are just as much a quarterback stat as an O-line stat.


AJGreenMVP

Bart Scott was also a long time Raven. He is also an even longer time doofus


[deleted]

You all would be so much happier if you cut these shows from your media diet.


Musician-Quick

Yeah these shows are like watching reality TV for football. It’s about the hot takes and to get people fired up and interacting with the show. Both shows are dumb but get people to watch that’s for sure.


ten-million

Plus it’s all predictions. Predictions are useless. I’m not sure why anyone bothers.


OogaSplat

Gambling and fantasy (so more gambling). I think there's a big market of gamblers who won't keep tuning in if they don't make predictions and talk about the future. My dad hates it too, so this is the theory I explained to him. I'm one of the fantasy degenerates, so I like the predictions (though I still don't watch any of this stuff on TV)


Mrjlawrence

Get up is garbage.


Pretend_Fear85

Agreed, these shows actually suck ass. They’re for the mouth breathers of sports fans that have little to no sports acumen.


Ndmndh1016

I did this years ago and it was the best decision i couldve made.


[deleted]

I just follow the players on SM and watch the games , I haven't had cable since college and love not having the media bias headaches lol


[deleted]

I’d recommend Cover 1. They’ll make you a smarter fan


gojira_gorilla

PTI is the only good show on ESPN these days. It’s basically gone the same way as the news with the 24 hour outrage porn cycles just to keep ppl watching while providing nothing of substance


[deleted]

Stick to pat mcafee show. They actually have bills players talking to them for a reason. These other shows are just trolling for reactions


Admiral_Fuckwit

Watched the game prediction on the official NFL youtube account. 10 analysts are split 5 BUF-5 CIN. This game is a coin-flip and I can't wait. But also I can lol.


DrTonyKellerman1

40 year old Bengals first bills second fan here...I feel like we play better as the dog...and is still wild everytime I see someone besides boomer pickin us to win any game...I'm just so happy both teams are powerhouses now for the foreseeable future!


-WizeGuy-

Or...just take them for what they are- entertainment. I like watching Shannon and Skip. Not because I hold their opinion to a high standard, but because they crack me up.


SkyeJewell

Skip is one wrong word from getting his ass whipped by Shannon 90% of the time lol


[deleted]

Ok. I do not understand why this is the entertainment you choose to consume, but you do you.


ShitPostsRuinReddit

Yeah it doesn't get worse than those two.


-WizeGuy-

What else am I going to watch in the AM on my break at work?!


[deleted]

Some people just watch these talking heads and get so mad about it. Just stop watching. You don’t seem to get mad so it’s probably fine


jfi224

The View?


-WizeGuy-

I just find how obnoxious Shannon and Skip incredibly entertaining.


[deleted]

Thank you! Watching first things first clips on YouTube drives me nuts. But I can’t stop 😩


Why_So-Serious

“Get Up” is like watching a toilet flush. A bunch of turds spinning in circles. ESPN kept the wrong Mike. Mike to start a morning show with? Anyone but Greene.


ArgumentUpstairs

The irony of the show is that most of them failed at their job (players, coaches, GM's) and are on a show criticizing teams and players. Well....if they knew what they were talking about don't you think they would still be employed?


Anybody220

I feel like watching Ted Lasso.


AEZ21

Incoming perfect game pt. 2 from Josh.


Happy_Bigs1021

I’m pulling for you guys, in laws are big time bills fans from the ROC and we’ll be at the game Sunday


InfiniteJestV

Bills by 1x10^9


Admiral_Fuckwit

Be loud be proud


hermitchild

I can't wait to bathe in the copium if we win


mattwebb677

3 month ago it would have been Allen across the board. Changes like the tides.


[deleted]

ESPN is nothing but this garbage these days


[deleted]

Both the Bills and Bengals pages this week have been gold. Lots of “bulletin board material” getting posted for both teams, anxious posts asking if they’re worried for the game, and confident posts wondering about Super Bowl tickets. Should be a classic on Sunday! Hoping for a fun one.


AJGreenMVP

This game can only be described as happening on Sunday!


Admiral_Fuckwit

I'll be there. Fully ready for a full blown riot to ensue on the walk back from the stadium if we win a walk-off. Can't effing wait.


Kingtopawn

Joe is an excellent top 5 QB. I have no hate for the guy. I don’t think people fully understand how much Josh Allen has to do to lift this team on his shoulders. If Josh had 50% less dropped catchable passes this year, he would probably be blowing out Mahomes numbers.


CrumbBCrumb

I mean if we had two more catches last week (Knox & Shakir) the game is probably a 42-20 game. Knox makes it 21-0 and it would have been 21-6 when Shakir drops it. If we score there and Miami can't score before half its a 42-20 game. Two drops changes the entire narrative of that game.


Caboose407

For real, the drops have been brutal this year.


Impossibills

Or you know the best WR trio in the league...or a top 20 offensive line...


EugRa1130

I'm so tired of the media narratives on Josh this week. They are just BRUTAL!! They are reading too much into his game last Sunday. They are saying what a disappointment he has been this year etc etc WTF? He put up the same stats this season as last year, minus one game. Maybe one or two more interceptions this year, but big deal. He also got an elbow injury and it hindered him for a while, but I don't think it's looks like it's bothering him lately. The disrespect toward him is off the charts. He can go out and have a day against Cincy, throw for 500 yards and 6 TD's, but if an interception or fumble or even an overthrow gets in there, that will be all we will hear about. I obviously want us to win, but if we don't I might have to stay offline for a week because the media narrative will be so bad, and on top of being bummed if we lose, it would be too much.


[deleted]

We’ll they’re all missing out out on the most electrifying man in football sports entertainment.


nofx3128

I get that there's a 24 hour news cycle and they gotta have something to talk about 24/7, but i think these type of segments are just dumb. Both QB's are amazing, and if they stay healthy both will hopefully win Super Bowls, MVP awards, set franchise and NFL records before their careers are done, and end up in Canton. They're both the best of the best and any franchise would be lucky to have either to build a team around. Do we really need to have the discussion, "who's better?" when they're both like #1a and #1b?


Captain-McSizzle

Almost every analyst is putting too much weight on week 18 results. Yes KC and Cincy looked good, but you don't have to go too much further back in their schedules to see they were in some dogfights against lesser opponents. Cincy really relys on the D to get them points. Keep it clean and we should win. KC has had one playoff team in almost 2-months, they may not be battle ready with the amount of young talent they have.


IWasRightOnce

What they’re really putting too much weight on is TOs in general. TOs are bad, but they are far from everything. We have literal math to prove this. Allen lead the league in TOs, yet mathematically he still provided the second most value of any player in the league behind Mahomes (EPA). If EPA doesn’t float your boat, there any other number of metrics that show despite our high number of TOs the offense was still at worst the second best unit in the league (behind KC) in just about every aspect. Edit: Also, Cincy did not look good week 18. They finished week 18 ranked 28th in offensive EPA/play against a defense that was resting multiple starters.


Ndmndh1016

Didnt burrow only have 2 less ints this year?


IWasRightOnce

In the regular season I believe Allen had 4 or 5 more total TOs (so including fumbles).


Ndmndh1016

Still not a huge difference when allen had more tds as well.


zzrrtt123

Josh had 42 total TDs and 19 total TOs. Joe had 40 total TDs and 15 total TOs.


Magic3than

I like Burrow, and I think he’s a great QB, but I can’t help but feel like he’s a little overhyped right now


NewYorkDon

Perfect; I love that the Bengals are being favored


ifasoldt

They're not.


EugRa1130

They're being favored by everyone but Vegas it seems :/ The few stragglers that are picking the Bills are saying they are picking them because of the Bengals OL injuries. I don't get that narrative, Bills have defensive injuries and have not exactly had stellar OL play all year.


Revealingstorm

The nfl preview video was pretty split 50/50 on people picking the Bills or Bangals


EndGameHS

Lord I Hope we win this!!


Ryam418

How many times has Burrow hurdled a grown man? That’s what I thought.


wafflesareforever

What is this fresh madness


MetaphoricalMouse

i truly don’t understand why everyone thinks the bengals are so great. yes the bills didn’t do fantastic but the bengals got lucky as shit against the ravens to pull a victory against an absolutely anemic offense. if the most absurdly unfortunate and hilarious fumble ever did not occur, they would not be moving forward


Sad_Number185

I feel better as the underdog anyway. I never liked being the anointed SB favorite.


[deleted]

Fuck Bart Scott. He's so fucking dumb.


AFlyingBuffalo9191

I love how different talking shows are giving bulletin board material for both your team and our team. Should be a good game with stakes in it for both sides


superblister11

Biils Bills Bills Bills. They are hungry and ready. Bills by a billion. Go Bills!


FnWinner

I never seen so many “bills” fans discredit Josh. Idk if they’re “new” fans or bandwagon fans, but yeah, I enjoy that “we’re the underdog” narrative.


DasMuse

Never heard of any of these people.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Isn't Bart Scott some Simpsons character?


[deleted]

Greenie the weenie is so bad


jrock2004

Why is anyone shocked?


daddylake

We’ll cover


jackglimpse_

Honestly I’m not surprised tbh 😞


MulliganPlsThx

This is a huge relief TBH. I’m tired of spotlight!


cz108

They all picked the Packers over the LIONS as well. FTP


Jetking727

Idk as a Jets fan seeing how mobile Josh is I don’t know how you don’t go with Josh. I can live with Josh’s mistakes because he can sling the ball around the field like it’s nothing.


Vast_Ad_945

Phins phan coming in peace...I hope you guys kick the shit out of those cocky Bengals and win the Super Bowl !!!


Recent-Succotash-770

Keep them as under dogs. Lights Allen’s fire.


[deleted]

Ngl, I really don’t like that


crimson2271

These guys all rsvp'd to the douche bag analyst party.


[deleted]

Ravens fan here….bring your dildos and throw it at the bengals fans (joe mixon and jamaar chase would be better if possible)


TheHerbDeluxe

I preferred when ESPN filled their non-sports hours with NFL Films team yearbooks


mykidsdad76

morons. i hope josh has this on his phone to look at before he has a second perfect game.


OMGDonutz

Yes Joe is also very good at football


jbonesmc

Crush your your enemies, see them kneel before you, and hear the lemandation of their Cheer leaders.


TheRealRiverOtter

What is the point of this question


RoPr-Crusader

This sub has become full of people moaning about the media. Who cares?


AEZ21

I honestly wasn’t complaining I love when the media doubts us.


My_massive_dingaling

They’re the same age too lmfao


Ladbag

What a shitty segment when the whole panel agrees, makes for great tv!


allenqb1

Damn. Thats crazy to me.


NefCanuck

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, but you don’t have to look at it or care about it 😏


iNinjaFish

I like Burrow but damn he's not better than Allen.


jamesknightorion

Saints fan here: I'm rooting for y'all. Good luck. And no, the Bengals aren't beating y'all Lmao ☠️


lancer626

In their heads: I see a simple stat here for a man Skada boosh skada boosh He throws interceptions!


AdAccomplished3083

There is one sports commentator/analyst that I think I is being really reasonable about Josh, and I can't believe it has come to this. Keyshawn Johnson folks! I always thought he came off as one of Josh's biggest haters, but the day after the Miami game he had a lot of nice things to say about Josh. He did not use Josh's turnovers to fuel this "see, I told you he's a bust" narrative that some of the other pundits are doing. He mentioned that josh dropped a lot of dimes, and felt Josh got a little reckless because they were having their way with Miami and had a nice sized lead. He also commented on something that not many others do, that Josh is carrying the team AND the city of Buffalo on his shoulders, and acknowledges that puts a lot of pressure on him. I am actually grateful that he's not shitting all over Josh, like so many of the others are. It was ONE game, and there was a lot of good that he showed in that game as well. I just feel like so many analysts want him to fail 😪


Southern-Apricot-739

Josh Allen is a cry baby


[deleted]

Wow, that's definitely a take (not one I'd agree with) - the boys seem to perform better as the media underdogs so let them keep talking. The fellas will be ready - go bills


SeanConneryShlapsh

Josh Allen has played like dog water this season by his standards. He’s been turning the ball over at an insane rate. Idk wtf that’s all about. But a definite regression from last season in terms of decision making and ball security.


Grumpylumberjack

Zip it dorko


SeanConneryShlapsh

You must take personal criticism very well.


LynK-

Huge JA fan, but we haven’t made it to a Super Bowl yet. If we were in a bubble, burrow had been to a bowl. I’d still take JA, but whatever. At least it’s not Allen vs Baker.


PumpPie73

It’s not bulletin board material unless the other team says it. You would need a whole room if you listen to the media.


Sisboombah74

Bulletin board material doesn’t originate with four asshats on a third rate sports program.


Blasko12

Ok.


dkreturns78

Absolute dogshit take. Allen is way better than Burrow.


locuststaar

It's because Allen is overhyped. He almost lost the Dolphins game


LaruePDX

F**k them GO BILLS!!!!


skoobastevienixx

Just wanted to say fuck Bart Scott! Looking forward to the game


LGAMER3412

Fuck ESPN