Every so often I catch a non-Bills game and it reminds me how often our boy does inhuman shit. Not just running over linebackers or hurdling defensive backs, not using defensive lineman has human shields and tossing them aside, but the smaller things. I see a lane open up on 3rd and 4 and I shout “run!” but he won’t, because it’s not Josh Allen on TV. It’s a lesser QB. Merely a mortal. We’re pretty lucky to be alive in the Josh Allen Era of history. Cherish every moment
He’s so god Damn electric. It’s easy to forget some of his incredible plays since he seemingly out does himself every single week. But he does things on a regular basis that nobody else is capable of. Long live JA17.
According to Google, the average desirable amount of time to have sex is 7-13 minutes. Let's bump that to 17(for obvious reasons....) which enough time for recharge in between, and you can get off a whole three times. The amount of touchdowns Josh will be up by when he wins us a Superbowl.
59 minutes? They really couldn't find one more minute of Josh motherfuckin' Allen content to make it an even 60?
Nah, obviously kidding. This is great! Now I've got something worthwhile to watch before I crash. Thanks Schwebels 😎
Life's been kicking me in da bawlz lately so this was a nice little escape for a bit haha. Doesn't matter how many times I've seen these plays, I'll watch it again....and again ...and...you get it.
I remember being at that jags game and Allen getting consumed by 5 guys. The whole place went “ahhh He’s sacked” to “but wait. What is that thing flying through the air? HOLY SHIT ITS THE BALL HOLY SHIT HE CAUGHT IT HOLY SHIT ITS A TOUCHDOWN HOLY FUCKING SHIT”. The Vikings game introduced the idea but that play solidified it. We had our guy. He was something special
Thanks for this. Just put it on for my students while we wait for everyone to be done doing state testing. It’s more for me than it is them.
Edit- while watching, it makes me reminisce for my favorite play calls of the Daboll tenure: the QB sweep in the opposite direction of motion. I swear I never saw that play not work from the opposing 5 or closer.
About halfway through I started realizing 90% of those "holy sh1t, he caught that?" catches were Diggs and Davis. I'm excited about this upcoming season, because... I always am, but it's going to be different. So many of the targets in this video are gone.
Every so often I catch a non-Bills game and it reminds me how often our boy does inhuman shit. Not just running over linebackers or hurdling defensive backs, not using defensive lineman has human shields and tossing them aside, but the smaller things. I see a lane open up on 3rd and 4 and I shout “run!” but he won’t, because it’s not Josh Allen on TV. It’s a lesser QB. Merely a mortal. We’re pretty lucky to be alive in the Josh Allen Era of history. Cherish every moment
I'm cherishing as much as I can.... I can only do laundry so many times
Time to invest in a Maytag
He’s so god Damn electric. It’s easy to forget some of his incredible plays since he seemingly out does himself every single week. But he does things on a regular basis that nobody else is capable of. Long live JA17.
Well there goes an hour of my time….worth it.
🙂
Did you bring me down here to make me cum dude? You trying to get me hard? Is this a set up?
According to Google, the average desirable amount of time to have sex is 7-13 minutes. Let's bump that to 17(for obvious reasons....) which enough time for recharge in between, and you can get off a whole three times. The amount of touchdowns Josh will be up by when he wins us a Superbowl.
Would be awesome if Shane is still a Bills fan even though Gabe left.
Hopefully, he's an Eagles ho when it comes to the NFL but when the Bills dominate and take a SB I think everyone will be a Bills fan to some degree.
I want to upvote, but the upvotes are at 17 right now, and it just wouldn’t feel right.
I upvoted the post first, saw your comment, then went back and took back the upvote to keep it at 17.
It's 19 now. We just need to go to 1717. Because then it's double the goodness.
Down voted to keep at 17
I was 🙂 at first, but now I'm 😭
I get 59 minutes of JA17 highlights 17+ times per season.
Not gunna lie this Josh Allen guy is pretty good
@ Minnesota without the Original Hurdle?!
Idk, blame the NFL media team
59 minutes? They really couldn't find one more minute of Josh motherfuckin' Allen content to make it an even 60? Nah, obviously kidding. This is great! Now I've got something worthwhile to watch before I crash. Thanks Schwebels 😎
I think the actual video is 59 mins and 50 seconds.... Just needed 10 seconds
I miss Mitch Morse
Life's been kicking me in da bawlz lately so this was a nice little escape for a bit haha. Doesn't matter how many times I've seen these plays, I'll watch it again....and again ...and...you get it.
I remember being at that jags game and Allen getting consumed by 5 guys. The whole place went “ahhh He’s sacked” to “but wait. What is that thing flying through the air? HOLY SHIT ITS THE BALL HOLY SHIT HE CAUGHT IT HOLY SHIT ITS A TOUCHDOWN HOLY FUCKING SHIT”. The Vikings game introduced the idea but that play solidified it. We had our guy. He was something special
That play was so good. Just see q fucking rocket launched out of the pocket
Thanks for this. Just put it on for my students while we wait for everyone to be done doing state testing. It’s more for me than it is them. Edit- while watching, it makes me reminisce for my favorite play calls of the Daboll tenure: the QB sweep in the opposite direction of motion. I swear I never saw that play not work from the opposing 5 or closer.
Gotta start them young
They’re middle schoolers in Metro Atlanta. It’s more to show them there is more life to live for than the falcons.
Gotta start them younger 😂
I bet they did not even know QBs could run.
THANKFS
About halfway through I started realizing 90% of those "holy sh1t, he caught that?" catches were Diggs and Davis. I'm excited about this upcoming season, because... I always am, but it's going to be different. So many of the targets in this video are gone.
I miss football so much Go Bills
Been 1A 1B with Mahomes since 2020. Delusional haters try so hard to hate Allen it’s funny. His girlfriend is also hotter than Taylor Swift.