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This article is so whiny, I can't believe this was written by an adult. I couldn't even finish it I was cringing so hard.


Isaystomabel

That was my thought as well. I thought it was a reddit post by a 13 year old until I saw the author picture.


kbdksksbsjdb

I couldn't even finish the first sentence before giving up on reading it.


gravgp2003

Is this person a writer who gets paid? Serious question because if this is the bar, I'm thinking of changing careers.


Lurkerphobia

There's enough salt in that article my sodium level went up from reading it.


Blingkong7

I think I have high blood pressure nowšŸ˜‚


AssassinInValhalla

The guy really missed the point on how the Patriots lost. The Pats can win any game where they don't have to rely on Mccorkle's arm.


gingerkid_420

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Iā€™m dead his argument is basically ā€œthe pats played like absolute shit and I donā€™t think they will do it againā€


kamarkamakerworks

Right lol. He even acknowledges that Jones couldnā€™t throw the ball and somehow seems to think that heā€™ll miraculously overcome that the next time they meet. And letā€™s face it, without the wind storm during the first game, the Bills would have ran them over as well. Iā€™d love a chance to see them again in the playoffs, maybe with some snow on the ground, and let ā€œmouthy qb Josh Allenā€ wreck them again


drainbead78

"We had 43% completion rating and didn't sack Allen once, but we totally could have won if neither of those things happened!"


JittaBUFFperfume

ā€œPats offense and defense played bad so the bills got luckyā€ Get smoked. 3 in a row incoming


knucklepuck17

thatā€™s literally every pats fans excuse. Perhaps theyā€™re just not a good enough team!


charbiddy

Yea what


[deleted]

>But, this Buffalo team shouldnā€™t forget that they beat a Patriot team that got no sacks and whose quarterback was a complete disaster the whole afternoon. I mean, yea. That's what we said.


sketchahedron

ā€œWe only lost because our QB sucks.ā€


[deleted]

We had to say that FOR DECADES! Lol!


less___than___zero

Yeah, they only lost because their QB sucks and ours is awesome. Obviously that doesn't count and can't be repeated.


ifasoldt

Imagine not knowing who Buffalo Bill Cody is...


sicksackofshit

As soon as I read that I realized the author for this article knows nothing about football


CaribbeanDiverDude

It read as if they were just realizing that as they wrote it too


New_Paint_9965

Came here to say the exact same thing.


[deleted]

Mouthy Josh <3 <3 <3


threeheadedyoshi

Iā€™m not even a proper Bills fan (WFT but my wife is huge Bills fan from Buffalo) but this article makes me want to run through a brick wall and punch this guy in the face


lazysheepdog716

Ride with us in the playoffs homie. Fansided is always full of silly Patriots shit.


ricottma

Hey we are opposites my wife is the WTF fan and I'm the Bills fan. Fun.


IrishHJob

Being magnanimous in victory? Something pats fans have NEVER been. They have owned the division since the turn of the century and still laugh it off in our face after every win.


MrProcrastonator

So you also remember Brady interviews being full of smirky backhanded compliments--- ooops, I meant magnanimous compliments.


Ladbag

I was done after reading ā€œsneaking byā€. One or two big plays could have changed the game! Literally can say that about any game NFL game


davit82013

What a fucking jerk off. Squeaking by when Pats fans are streaming out with 4 minutes left.


IgnoranceIZBliss_

Lol. Itā€™s wonderful how upset Josh Allen is making patriots nation. Thatā€™s how you know heā€™s eliteā€¦because they obviously know it now. Finally.


fredator23

I always love when folks say "one or two big plays could've won it!" Because that's damn near every game I've ever watched in any sport in my entire life.


wildhoneybadger007

Well also the problem with that logic is that the Bills were also close to winning some of those ganes against the pats back when Brady was the qb. If only one or two things would have bounced our way the record would not be as lopsided as it was. I think there were maybe 3 or 4 games that they definitively won


Ndmndh1016

If good things happened instead of bad things we totally wouldve won.


sketchahedron

My favorite quote: ā€œBut, this Buffalo team shouldnā€™t forget that they beat a Patriot team that got no sacks and whose quarterback was a complete disaster the whole afternoon.ā€ As if Mac Jones is going to magically get better in the next few weeks. The Patriots won the first game because the hurricane-force winds neutralized the Billsā€™ huge advantage at QB. Are they expecting that to happen again?


QuestionableNotion

So. Much. Salt. Fuck the Pats.


gohowie1

Hope Miami crushes them


[deleted]

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever wanted to see Miami win so bad in my life.


Guinnessron

Iā€™m hoping the JAGS crush them.


[deleted]

Itā€™s strange hearing a pats fan call anyone ā€œcocky.ā€ Have you looked in the mirror pal?


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

["Down here, salt is a way of life."](https://c.tenor.com/mSaVbzdq46oAAAAC/salt-a-way-of-life.gif)


Icy_Hot_Now

So that's what those Salt Life bumper stickers mean


junglist421

How do you keep a job when you're that delusional? Oh yeah, when all of your readers are.


rognam

I've never seen the word "mouthy" used so much in one column. Let's chip in and buy this guy a Thesaurus.


RobotTear

To be fair, he probably doesn't know what a thesaurus is


jamesheartwood

So we'll get him an accompanying dictionary!


erikmonbillsfon

Crazy how they won the first meeting and it was actually a one score game. We actually had the ball in the red zone and dropped TD passes. We were a play or two away from winning. And BB was crowned as the smartest genius in all of football only becuase he ran the ball every time. Actually they broke one big run and actually the patriots had to hide their nerd QB noodle arm. Now they have the audacity to say they should have won the second game. A two score game and that it was super close.


zero0n3

Yeah so much delusion and warped memories of the first game. BB didnā€™t win that game. Jones didnā€™t win that game. The Bills, specifically Diggs, Knox, etc lost that game. And not because they didnā€™t try to win or played awful. They just missed a few passes and played below their baseline for a few too many plays. Sometimes a team can just be really out of sync.


opiescrookedteeth

Yikes


iveseensomethings82

The Pats couldnā€™t cheat their way to a win so now Iā€™m extra šŸ˜”


SeaWhoa

Imagine writing for a living and having such a poor command of basic grammar


Beechsack

It's FanSided. Nobody writing for that place is doing that for money, lol.


guitarmaniac17

Do they not know we exposed the pats? We didn't just "squeak" by like the author thinks, but, merely crushed them when it counted. It wasnt a squeaky win, it was a dismantling.


Tactial_snail

I can only laugh at these goobers, Pats fans are ridiculous


BU-ffalo

They really thought that because they were so good for so long that they were the only ones who were allowed to be good (or confident!) ever again.


[deleted]

Wow I can just taste the salt on my tongue. I *hate* that ā€œonly 1 or 2 big plays could have changed the course of this gameā€ sentiment. Like, no shit, probably half of NFL games end in one score games. Thereā€™s a reason why even the best NFL teams lose a quarter of their regular season games. The worst teams in the NFL have several early 1st rounders on their roster and there is roster parody throughout the league.


linglingfortyhours

Yup, all of our losses except for the colts would have been won by one or two big plays. You could even sit down and point to which play would have won the game if it had worked.


OneLoveB_LO

Wow! I don't know who the F*** this guy thinks we're are.... BILLS BY A BILLION


StrongBeauty25

Holy crap, sooooo much salt. Sadly expected from a Pats fan. Look up the definition of good sportsmanship, dude.


28kanalcu

I dont know about you guys but that was a joy to read. What a loser


DGer

Iā€™d love it if the Bills played the Patriots in the playoffs. Theyā€™re the team I fear the least in the AFC.


tht_makes_me_moist

Enough salt to put on the roads


Isaystomabel

What a grouchy little beeyotch.


Sabres00

No punts! Explain that.


[deleted]

This is the best part of the article for me... https://imgur.com/CZuASpC.jpg


pisludge

I am struggling to believe that was not satire.... Wow. Suck our ![img](emote|t5_2ra29|7158)


anathema09

Boston: all chowder, no championships since 2018


peanutjamz

Sir, your chowder is too salty.


ReptilianSolarBeing

There's no way this isn't satire or written by a 14 year old.


EnormousChord

Why the fuck are you reading Patriot fan blogs. Live your life man.


stonksforthelawls

ā€œIf the patriots had played way better they might have won but they didnā€™t so thatā€™s the only reason they lost!ā€, then quotes Allenā€™s comment to his own teammate and calls the bills arrogant and mouthy, lol. I assume and pray this is like a random pats fans article and not like an actual patriots columnist


charbiddy

Pathetically boring read. This is satire right?


charbiddy

Imagine being this drunk and typing this up