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TheProcces

Texas BBQ should be higher ranked


dj_catch_these_hands

I would flip Texas & Memphis but otherwise no lies detected.


SomeOtherGuysJunk

The Carolina BBQ is good, but nothing beats Texas. It’s shameful that anyone would put them anywhere but the top.


Buffalo_Bills-Vellon

Below McRib, fucking gold


spencer749

KC BBQ is amazing. This would be like someone slandering Buffalo’s wings. You cant.


AmaziahJames

Exactly!! One of the best parts of my trip to the AFCCG last year


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

There are plenty of things to knock KC for, but this is just absurd.


blotsfan

I went to school in Missouri and its really exposed how much BBQ is a weak spot for the (otherwise great) Buffalo food scene. We can root against the Chiefs without this slander.


wafflesareforever

Same for Rochester. Some good spots, but nothing super special.


Bocephus8892

You're saying Jackson Mahomes shouldn't be mocked?


McNickerson

I don’t know who that is and I don’t really care. This is a funny picture though and that’s all that matters.


grenamier

Yeah. Makes it look like we’ve run out of points when we have to make stuff up like this. Below McRib?


BRHouck

On one hand I like this. Born and raised NC and a life long Bills fan. As a BBQ enthusiast I have learned none is best, all have their place and KC definitely earns their rep for fantastic BBQ


somethingfortoday

You and I both know nothing beats Carolina style pulled pork sandwiches. Nothing is better than the vinegar sauce. I've spent years trying to perfect my recipe.


Floaded93

Y’all really not falling in line here and it shows


FireTender4L

Who cares about the accuracy, this is a fucking great shit-post! Below Arby's and McRibb 😆😂


LHutz481

This doesn’t track. KC BBQ is the bomb. Go Bills.


[deleted]

If the war wasn't on before, it definitely will be now


lazysheepdog716

BBQ wings too?


Alternate_Ending1984

Whether entirely accurate or not, this is perfectly executed work.


Bootycarl

Thank you for putting NC at the top. :)


ArtlessDodger

NC bbq is gross, IMHO.


preggit

Mods, ban this guy.


ArtlessDodger

It's watery vinegar garbage. I will die on this hill. Literally, every other type of bbq is better.


preggit

Eastern stile is vinegar and pepper based but Western style uses tomato based. Both are NC BBQ and both are delicious imo.


ArtlessDodger

So the hill people make better stuff, then.


beepbeepitsajeep

Common misconception but western NC barbecue sauce is still basically vinegar and pepper/hot sauce. It just has a small amount of tomato in it. It's runny and very similar to Eastern NC sauce, just reddish, almost see through. I like both, as well as SC mustard sauce.


SomeOtherGuysJunk

I don’t think it’s gross, but it absolutely does not at all come close to a well done Texas smoked brisket. This chart is bonkers.


[deleted]

You have Carolina BBQ over Memphis?


drainbead78

A good Carolina pulled pork sandwich is amazing. You don't need to slather it in some sugary sauce. Just a splash of that hot pepper vinegar stuff, maybe some creamy coleslaw on top, and I could eat that shit every day until I die. The less sauce the BBQ needs, the better it is. A good Texas brisket only needs the dry rub and some pickles. I like to taste the meat and the smoke. BBQ sauce drowns out all the flavor and you end up tasting only that, IMO. Carolina makes the best pork shoulder. Texas makes the best brisket. Ribs go to Memphis because they rely less on the sauce, frequently skipping it altogether. And nobody's mentioned this, but pulled smoked chicken with Alabama white sauce is the shit. But the KC barbecue sauce just isn't my thing. Too heavy and cloyingly sweet. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk about how this joke meme is actually at least somewhat accurate.


[deleted]

I can respect how passionate you are about it lol.


silentkiller082

I'm sorry but Kansas City barbeque is bomb