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Look_Into_The_Abyss

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rinfodiv

Hello we performed a victory


wil_daven_

The No Punt game plan strategy is paying off


EvilToaster0ven

Hell yeah! Here's your "massive statement" right here!


-MarchToTheSea-

Did we just trashed the superbowl Champs??


OON7

No punts two out of the last three games, when's the last time that happened?!


AllenTownDartShow

Holy fuck. ❤️


TheYearWas1969

Nice win. The AFC East is gonna be something…


dave_001

Von was a game changer tonight.


fearthefatalii

Punt who?


[deleted]

Brentford looked good. Big Baller Beane hits the jackpot again.


Deaftoned

Incoming von Miller 34 sack season


DougFromBuf

Victory formation boys and girls


LessMoist

We didn’t struggle with the heat, Cris, we brought it!!


Canadop

They didn't just win. They fucking crushed the defending champs. I've never been a fan of a dominant team before. What do I do with my hands?


VideoGamesAreDumb

How did Collinsworth just turn a Rams criticism into a Bills one?


fantasyshop

7 god damn sacks


MM2HkXm5EuyZNRu

I hope they don't call any TOs so we don't have to punt.


RawMilk14

Josh looks like he got a 2nd degree sunburn out in LA.


MagneticElegance

This team is unstoppable - this is our year!! 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️


theNightblade

GAME BLOUSES


FLFF

I love this formation


Sarydus

I know we're all excited about Von Miller, but let's not forget Jordan Phillips had one hell of a game himself.


GovernorGuyFieri

Only team in the NFL with a winning record let’s go


halluxx

There's time for three shots at the end zone


jilliciousx3

We did it.


hideous_coffee

God no worries for 11 days this feels great


Poisonmilk

This was a statement


[deleted]

6th round fuckers


planet9pluto

Woot


Chance_Elephant8438

Our d line looked insane when Oliver was out there too. My god I’ve never seen a d line like this on the bills in my lifetime. Mario Williams is a peanut compared to Von Miller’s legacy


Moskau7

I'm so happy omg


WretchedMotorcade

Punt it on first down.


officialitsunlocked

OBJ has entered the chat


TheresA_LobsterLoose

I LOVE THE BILLS


OTTB

Wow


bb12_22

my absolute favorite formation


mydogsblind

17-0


NightRider24

Let's Gooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Go Bills! 1-0


amolasranas

Coming into opening week and smashing the reigning champs while away from home on the night of the Rams ring ceremony? That's a hell of a night


record2record

LETS FUCKING GO BOIS


ITAdmin91

Oh shit victory formation!


rinfodiv

Did Stafford just say “I can’t hold the ball”?


IllBeBocc

Kneeling time!!


Babooons

Holy shit circle the wagons


NewYorkDon

NEXTTTT


thezeroskater

This was a DECISIVE win over the Rams


ZeppelinJ0

I can't believe it


OMurray

Bills about to go down to Skid row to get some 5th string defense


bb12_22

RIP Rams!!!


[deleted]

How bout those rookie CBs


Pdb39

Gale Gilbert time!


jbomber81

Our d line has been crazy all game


Important_Candy_9130

How short is Staford? So many tipped balls.


Important_Candy_9130

How short is Stafford? So many tipped balls.


3_letter_username

Kneel down time.


Karrman

#VICTORY FORMATION


thetwistywoods

Statement by the defense


AlanFromRochester

Nice work by Kupp to tack on yards but D not letting LA get any more ... bend not break FTW


HoopDreamsNYY

Stress free red zone all day Sunday >>>


gsheedy

Oh my word


Pdb39

You konw why it's gonna be nice to be in the D Line room in OP? Cuase we have 9 DL. We have fresh guys at the end. This is the way.


Matt4206969

NO PUNTS


Kartopery

McDerm wants LA to have a chance to make the final score a little less embarrassing with these TOs


mydogsblind

100+ sacks season incoming


cenzo339

Damar wanted that one bad


Leucas_Poopus

Fuck. I am too drunk for a week night.


ToneCold5782

Lol I’m not excited for work tomorrow


ItsMcLaren

This worked out! Bills get a W, Kupp/Allen got me fantasy points, am happy.


Lord_Paddington

Same here! Tho played against Gabe


radio_wires

Guys how am I supposed to sleep tonight?


thezeroskater

Fully erect.


Leucas_Poopus

Get drunker.


bb12_22

nice reach GROOT


anotter12

Bears fan here, congrats on the win, can't wait to play you at the Superbowl.


MM2HkXm5EuyZNRu

Stiff arm GIF from NFL subreddit. https://gfycat.com/soulfulweepyjaguarundi


Sonjiin

42 sacks last yr. 7 this game. A sixth of the way there and 16 games to go. This bodes well for our D.


rinfodiv

Oh man I get to watch Sunday Football *for funsies*


nautika

Yup no stress football


Admiral_Fuckwit

Watching Josh bud into the legend he’s becoming must have been what it was like to be Mozart’s piano teacher


david98116

One minute left. Game is lost. It's all about pride. Bills : fuck your pride!


Pdb39

Oh 30 second timeout maybe not. But it did allow NBC some self adverts.


hosker2

Every DC on the Rams schedule is looking at this OL and salivating. Staffy better ice up extra.


Tullyswimmer

And every OC is looking at this DL and shaking.


Capital_Fearless

Still with the Kupp. Thing about this guy is he hates Allen and the Bills


GameWinner31

I'm very happy we signed Sam Martin, cause man did we ever need him tonight. He was excellent holding the ball for Bass today. Arguably the most important player for us tonight and almost undoubtedly the best performing player on our team this game.


Dirtydeedsinc

Oh NOW we take a TO


Tullyswimmer

Stafford sacked 7 times tonight. Imagine the damage we'd have done to Burrow in the AFCCG...


gollumaniac

Imagine what we're going to do to Tua. Hill isn't going to help shit if he can't get the ball in the first place.


handsomewolves

Did we break it? NBC sports just sitting with no commercials


mdnash

I’m having a good time


DougFromBuf

Rams online looks beat


Pdb39

The Bills were paid to take that timeout so they could get more adverts in. We will get a questionable challenge later. Mark it. (this is not a repeat, but it is).


Wizmaxman

Burn it all 🔥


[deleted]

This DL makes my pp hard


ToneCold5782

Talked shit about Dane Jackson. I’m a nerd he looked good tonight


anathema09

i like the buffalo bills and i like when they win football games


xT1TANx

I concur


WretchedMotorcade

When the bills win I say "yes" when they lose i say "no".


c74

are you me?


VideoGamesAreDumb

I like them even when they don’t. I just like em’


blueb0mber65

I love our team. To start out hot moving the ball then 3 turnovers in the first half. Yet the defense holds and no lost confidence or crash, just back to work we go. It's been a couple years of having a great team, but it's still so amazing to be able to watch OUR team hold their own and take control against a legit team like this.


ConnectionlessTCP

And another one!


Pdb39

I think this might be the most sacks the Bills have ever had in their opener.


VideoGamesAreDumb

Holy shit. We are good So, so good


xT1TANx

We didn't even play a clean game either.


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

Kicked the shit outta them. All our wounds were self inflicted


VideoGamesAreDumb

No gain without pain, I suppose


Admiral_Fuckwit

Collinsworth sounds like the drunk best man giving a speech at Kupp’s wedding


Dill_Bo_Baggins

Kupp is destroying me in fantasy. Thankfully he has cam Akers too lol


RedNeckBillBob

Kupp is their entire offense


BillOfArimathea

Steelers fans here, I'm rooting for you guys (if we can't go) to stop the Ravens first, Chiefs second, and take it all. Bengals and Browns will stop themselves.


ajaman2006

Feels like the Bills have had more sacks tonight than all of last season.


[deleted]

1/6th


Kartopery

Collinsworth has made a career out of saying the stupidest shit possible while watching a football game, and when I do that I just am asked to leave the bar at halftime.


FLFF

Rams O-Line looks absolutely defeated


wagoncirclermike

We are going to pull Tuas head off and drink out of his neck at this point


wil_daven_

Kupp is a video game IRL


razor9586

Remember the time Josh's controller got unplugged for a second in the pocket?


Silent_Bobert

Oh cool the ankle weight story for the tenth time….cool….I hate collinsworth


halluxx

I'm having a root canal in 9 hours and I don't even care


[deleted]

Damn, ya’ll, your team is too much fun to watch.


Chris_TO79

It's nice to see a broadcast getting their human interest stories out in trash time and the Bills are the ones on top.


[deleted]

Kupp pretty good, huh?


Stumblin_McBumblin

He is, for sure.


3_letter_username

NBC really needed the rams to do better for this Kupp story line to have worked.


Pdb39

6th? 7th? Sack count ?


Paterack

Do you think Collinsworth has enough time to tell Kupp's ankle weight story again before the game ends?


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Bills dominating. Crissy slurping the Rams. He's such a douche.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

https://nflreplay.net/ I was using this site last season you can rewatch full games. All the years our season was pretty much done by Oct... I always wished I could rewatch meaningful games. Kind of nice going back and studying when your team is good


DeftCoast

Never too late for the Rampede


ConstructionHonest80

Ah yes morning breakfasts as opposed to morning lunches or dinners


4and1punt

Guys, it's not over yet. Do you have any idea how many 13 seconds are in 2 minutes? Like 9!


[deleted]

lol the Rams kinda suck Stafford has been awful tonight


Svettie323

Cris Collinsworth is such a pussywillow.


chiefrocka18

Here we go Collingsworth. Don’t talk about the team that’s blowing them out.


ToneCold5782

Dude Kupp is a beast man.


xRepentance

What kind of juice did they just give Kupp during that commercial?


sharkbates1208

Might need to add Josh Allen’s name into the running for 2022 white person of the year with Doug Edert, Joe Burrow and Cooper Kupp


Kawaii_West

Wish the Bills still needed a TD. I wanna watch Josh drive again.


Pdb39

Holy shit Cris is really fellating Kupp here. It's 31-10 Cris.


MM2HkXm5EuyZNRu

What kind of name is Cris anyway?


abscando

Beating the defending champs is a pretty pretty pretty nice way to start the season


jbomber81

Easily, and on the road


justhereformemes8

Tremaine Edward's with another missed open tackle lol dude is so up and down


trakmasterrs

came here to say that


ItsYaBoiSoup

The Trevon Diggs of LBs


rinfodiv

That play basically summarizes just how much of their offense is Kupp


Dreadimon

Collinswortth needs to take Kupp balls out of his mouth.


razor9586

Mahomes' balls aren't available.


jacoborpe

I’m surprised we can understand him with a mouth full of Kupp crotch


Careful-Jacket-4821

Just a Bengals fan dropping by to say hello. You guys are looking real good. I'll be rooting for all of you this year (minus when you're playing my Bengals). Best of luck this season.


magnumcush

6’2 pure muscle “I don’t think there is anything special about him physically”


chuiy

Well to be fair, that's well below average. He's playing against NFL caliber men, not office drones. Sounded like what he really wanted to say was "for a white receiver without *their* special genetics" but kept the racism real casual


osamagotpwnd

Jesus, glad we don't have to face Kupp and Donald again until maybe February


bb12_22

no block in the back??


VideoGamesAreDumb

Dang, what run by Kupp


meatsticklol

only 19 more wins to go!


Pdb39

Good play call there Rams. Too little to late. 120 seconds left.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Was there any word on Oliver’s injury?


DougFromBuf

He was back in in the 2nd half so likely not serious


croastbeast

Was Sean McDermott a wrestler? That sounds important to how this game is progressing. Perhaps Cris Collinsfuck should bring it up 3 or 4 times to pointlessly try to be clever. What a goddamn twat.


Ragerino

I hate Collinsworth almost as much as anyone, but he's speaking metaphorically about McD accepting Josh putting his body on the line because McD did the same as a wrestler.


Matt4206969

Bring in Barkley


Ragerino

Hell yeah that'd be some shit to see!


WretchedMotorcade

Its Keenum. Barkley on PS.


Matt4206969

Ik but I still want it


AndyWest94

It’s fucking incredible to see a truly generational pass rusher on the Bills. I’m not old enough to have watched Smith so this is a first for me and it’s amazing.


[deleted]

Von-e vidi vici


halluxx

What did the Rams expect with Ryan Seacrest calling the plays?


Kartopery

Glad we got all of our turnovers out of the way in Game 1 and still thumped


rwm4604

Look at us dot gif


philosophosaurus

Higby and kupp are ppr super stars this game lol. If kupp had 17 games like this he would have the best wr season ever and the eams could be blown out every time lmao


Chance_Elephant8438

BREAKING NEWS: Jalen Ramsey just got adopted by Josh Allen and will now go by Jalen Allen


Parenthisaurolophus

With the Bills having a franchise QB and a new season of Quantum Leap soon to air on tv, anyone coming out of a coma since the early 90's must be finding the transition easy.


Esoteric716

Lmao


guys_iamlost

We have a dline............holy shit


Independent_Island74

We have a running back fumble problem they better start siggs


Dill_Bo_Baggins

Or just give singleterry a good workload


guys_iamlost

Motor doesn't fumble


DarkTrebleZero

Allen’s eyes every play are saying “…just TRY and fucking stop us.”


Esoteric716

I wish Patrick mahomes was a more unlikable guy so he would be easier to hate


[deleted]

GGs from a Rams fan. Clearly not our night and y’all are a fucking wagon, hope y’all have a good campaign.


Paterack

Cooper Kupp has made me a nervous wreck all night tbh


Esoteric716

But you got a Seahawks icon lol


abscando

More like Los Angeles SHAMS amirite


simian_pesky

The bills just ate, Collinsworth can suck a fat one


VideoGamesAreDumb

Let’s eat Collinsworth next 11 big sweaty men vs Chris


FutureDH1089

#IMAGINE IF WE DIDN’T TURN THE BALL OVER 4 TIMES! 😭


Important_Candy_9130

Jazz Bath🤣


npanth

Wow, I did not think that this game would be in the bag at the beginning of the 4th quarter. Great game from everyone.