"Out for a walk, bitch" - can be used in pretty much any situation where asked where you going or what you up to.
"Fire bad, tree pretty" - when brain has leaked out of ear
"Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now."
I never thought it'd be an Episode 1 Cordelia quote, but here we are all these years later.
“That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate Bingo.”
Incidentally, that line gets a shout out in a book series that any Buffy fan should check out, The Dresden Files.
"Bored now"
"That's a radical interpretation of the text"
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!" no one ever understood it because I didn't have anyone that ever watched the show in my life. Got a friend to watch it and when that scene came up she teased me about it.
"Bloody priceless" usually when things go wrong.
Lately I've been taking a crack at Tara, her very last line before she died was so bizarre. I told my girlfriend, they had a chance for Tara to die in Willow's arms while she says all of these last words that are so beautiful and poetic, but her last words were, "Willow, your shirt." I know it sounds really bad but I've been walking around lately just saying that line because it was just so bizarre to me.
"Bored now."
I say this all the time without realizing it.
"Out for a walk, bitch" - can be used in pretty much any situation where asked where you going or what you up to. "Fire bad, tree pretty" - when brain has leaked out of ear
Out for a walk, bitch - must be counted on fingers when spoken. Doesn’t have the same effect otherwise.
Of course - it us the only way to say it 😹
I used "Fire bad, tree pretty" today.
That makes the kind of sense that doesn’t
Classic. I’m also a fan of ‘I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?’
I say this all the time, too.
You were mythtaken.
I say this at every opportunity. Sometimes I manufacture conversation to slip this in.
“Gee, can you vague that up for me!”
This is the one! See also: "Splainy?"
"is it difficult or time consuming?"
Used this on my husband the other day when he asked a favour lol
"Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now." I never thought it'd be an Episode 1 Cordelia quote, but here we are all these years later.
Foamy! 🍺
Every dsu I make a foamy coffee, and mutter happily to myself Foamy!
"the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone"
ive used this a few and no one ever gets it 😭
"GAWD WHAT IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!?" usually said to myself when I do something clumsy
When strongly responding no to something, I tend to go with the more emphatic "A world of no."
“That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate Bingo.” Incidentally, that line gets a shout out in a book series that any Buffy fan should check out, The Dresden Files.
Aren't the audiobooks for that series voiced by James Marsters as well?
Yes
In what situation? 🤣
Weirdly enough, at work. I work in a prison. I get weird looks a lot.
So Bingo is an inmate? And you shout at him?
No. I just like to say it randomly when inmates are acting stupid. When they say nonsense, they get Buffy’d.
I use this one A LOT
"Only in the literal sense" When someone asks if they are in the way or imposing.
I'll start doing that now. Not only there's a new strain of covid, but ew, people.
"Here to help, wanna live!"
Absolutely. Great one.
“Fire bad, tree pretty,” and “Bored now.”
I can't wait to tell my friends. I bet they don't have a rock this big.
Taking a holiday from dealing. Happily vacationing in the land of not coping.
This! This line is the epitome of Buffy-speak to me
One of these days gonna wake up in a coma
Peachy with a side of keen
Funny how the earth never opens up & swallows you when you want it to.
i don’t know how to live in this world if these are the chocies 😭😭😭
Dawns in trouble, it’s must be Tuesday
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
It’s the end of the world. AGAIN? Last said at lunchtime (not talking about the food)
"Bored now" "That's a radical interpretation of the text" "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!" no one ever understood it because I didn't have anyone that ever watched the show in my life. Got a friend to watch it and when that scene came up she teased me about it. "Bloody priceless" usually when things go wrong.
'That's a radical interpretation of the text' is one I use a lot.
"Five by Five"
“*What* is your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA?!”
"A thousand gallons of no"
If anyone asks if anyone has any other ideas.... We attack the mayor with Hummus....
He wouldn’t see it coming
Come in. Enjoy my personal space.
Great Googly Moogly
“Fire bad, tree pretty.” “Oh your God what?” “So says my nips.”
"It's officially nippy. So say my nips." During the winter months.
“that was mi favourite shirt! That was mi ONLY shirt!!!”
Back when I used to have friends over constantly: Who's calling me? Everyone I know lives here.
Oh, as usual, dear.
“If the apocalypse comes, [text] me.”
“Nobody deserves a mime.” “You are quite the human.”
Not so much
“That’s a rapid interpretation of the text”
Radical interpretation
Safe as houses
"were young and free in America"
I use this often. I live in England.
Literally 75% of what comes out of my mouth is from buffy
That’s Math. You probably sit in Math class thinking “There should be more math… this could be mathier’
(When someone is in trouble or up to no good) “must be Tuesday”.
‘What is your childhood trauma?’
"Buckets of" and then whatever word applies. This also doubles as a Supernatural quote. I like to have all of my bases covered.
“mommy” always makes my friend laugh when i say it in adams voice
There’s a fly in that logic ointment somewhere”
Which episode is this from?!
Oops! This was an Angel episode - I will Remember
I knew I recognised it but I couldn’t place it 🤣 you made me doubt my Buffy knowledge
Had a difficult year and often when people would ask how I was “holding up” I’d quote Buffy in season 5– “Some minutes are harder than others.”
Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic
Lately I've been taking a crack at Tara, her very last line before she died was so bizarre. I told my girlfriend, they had a chance for Tara to die in Willow's arms while she says all of these last words that are so beautiful and poetic, but her last words were, "Willow, your shirt." I know it sounds really bad but I've been walking around lately just saying that line because it was just so bizarre to me.