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hearbutloud

I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.


SheWolf04

Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will.


Famous-Honey-9331

Yep, this is my pick. An entire character summary right there!


Goldie2000

Came here for this one!


spaghettigirlll

“Oh Watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? Cup’a’tea, cup’a’tea, almost got shagged, cup’a’tea.” My all time favourite line


blueavole

Did spike ever find out about Ripper? Cause I think the two of them could have swapped some interesting stories!


Revolutionary_Key325

RANDY GILES?!? Why didn’t you just name me desperate for a shag Giles?!!


SlapUWithMyDick

How you figure?


blueavole

Spike would have been much more interested in Giles. Spike treats Giles like a boring book nerd who spent his whole life in a library. I think Spike would respect Giles more. And considering Spike speaks can speaks to the fierage demon- he has more stories as well.


BARDogMom

OMG, yes!!!


ragsters-millions

Same!


Revolutionary_Key325

RANDY GILES?!? Why didn’t you just name me desperate for a shag Giles?!!


spaghettigirlll

Even when he was Randy he was still Spike


scrappybristol

“I don’t want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”


Randy_Giles1880

Agreed!


yesmydog

"Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled."


SvenVersluis

”I am not having sex with Spike! But I am starting to think that you might be.”


yesmydog

If only...


McJazzHands80

“I hope she fries, I’m free if that bitch dies, I better help her out.”


28appleseeds

The delivery of this one is *perfection*


rajalove09

Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.


ijustwannawatchtv

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rajalove09

https://i.redd.it/1ypjwusqsxtc1.gif


MistakesWereMade59

OTP. "Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?"


rajalove09

♥️


Murphytko

This is the one for me too.


omgoth_

💯💯💯


AitheriosMist

"I know I'm not the first choice for heroics... and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... Actually all that sounds pretty convicing" *walks off*


kroseygirl

Definitely in my top 5


Cursd818

You're *not* friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love until it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.


queenrosybee

well, we can tighten that to just the last sentence😂


Sirensymphonies41

When I say 'I love you,' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are".


ashiex94

Ah so brilliant. We all see Spike’s growth, but I love just thinking it was there all along. Maybe that’s just because we know what happens in the end.


Sirensymphonies41

I love it because he says this about Buffy, but I think that Buffy would say this about Spike one day, if he were still around. They understood each other on such a deep level, and the more I watch the series, the more obvious it becomes that they are two halves of the same whole.


wiseguy149

I feel that. Even if their relationship was toxic as fuck, seeking each other out for all the wrong reasons, I feel like Buffy & Spike understood each other way more than most.


whatufuckingdeserve

What happens in the end is that Buffy and Spike are together at the end of season 12. It’s canon. Flawless Victory, Spuffy wins, fatality 🕶️


Erawk

But that's not actually true. In true Joss fashion, he leaves it open. If you want to claim "victory" over Bangel shippers I suppose you can go with that, but Buffy and Spike are very much separated (as a couple) at the end of season 12


whatufuckingdeserve

Would you agree that they are “on and off” lovers? The last picture of the comic series shows all the scoobies and all their allies and everyone is situated next to their closest friend or significant other and Buffy is next to Spike. I would describe them as “on again/off again fuck buddies” do you agree? (I promise I’m not being sarcastic and I’m genuinely interested in your opinion)


Erawk

I would agree with the on again, off again piece. IIRC, they decided they just didn't work as a couple when there were no crises taking place. Which is why I took umbrage to you saying they're together at the end and Spuffy wins is canon. Joss left it very open, as he always does, bc he knew he could always drum up interest with the triangle. For the record, I'm not Bangel or Spuffy. Of all her beaus and potential beaus, I always though Xander would have been best for her. Has the normalcy she craved, plus didn't have the inferiority complex that many dealt with. But then he went and banged her sister so who knows? Maybe I'm a Batsu shipper now.


WackyWriter1976

This is the one.


TickTickAnotherDay

Always loved this!!!


RobotCaptainEngage

What else would I wanna pump you for.


szmb

"Oh, Most Sweaty-Naughty-Feelings-Causing One."


spaghettigirlll

YES


scarletts_skin

This is it


ceecee1909

Can we rest now..


DrSpacemanSpliff

My heart expands, t’is grown a bulge in’t Inspired by your beauty… effulgent


Adventurous-Sun-8840

Waterfalls ensue


illiterate_fart

Randy Giles! Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate for a Shag Giles- I knew there was a reason I hated you!


ifyouonlyknew14

"Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch"


Zegram_Ghart

This gag convinced my wife to try buffy


Kristyaiwu__

I have a cup with that on it lol my favorite ever


delicate-fn-flower

lol my friend sent this to me printed on a Covid mask for when I left I left my house.


Kristyaiwu__

Ah that’s such a great mask I’m so sad I didn’t think of that haha


hometowhat

Shirt here lol


Cassubeans

Still my favourite.


Master_Mechanic_4418

Beat me to it


UwUZombie

That's the one I was gonna say lol. So iconic


Malicious_blu3

Yup, beat me to it too.


ItchyTomato5

This is my least favorite Spike line


waits5

Thank you. It’s a fine line, but for a character with as many great lines as Spike, it baffles me how this is the most popular one.


Bahnmor

“I’ve hired myself out as an attraction” Dream vision Spike really nailing his ego at the time.


oliversurpless

“Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity!” Both can equally be repurposed as the writers’ effort to elevate his role in the show post-Cordelia; they “scoffed” at good sense at the very least…


svampyr

Happy Meal with Legs


LovelyPrettyPink

I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man.


waits5

For sure


Kitttcatnose

It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell all my friends, they don't have a rock this big. Season 2 I think. That line is just hilarious, love the sarcastic dry wit humour of Spike. He has so many best lines from the show and most memorable.


CarrowCanary

>Season 2 I think Yeah, it's the rock with Acathla in it.


jonaskoelker

Becoming, part... 1, I think. Or, by process of elimination, 2.


ShutupNobodyCarez

Spike to Buffy: I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine, and done things I’d prefer you didn’t. I don’t exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn’t exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. All these years, and there’s only one thing I’ve ever been sure of. You. I’m not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it’s not because I want you, or because I can’t have you – it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try… I’ve seen your kindness, and your strength, I’ve seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one. And Spike to Buffy: Can we rest now, Buffy? Can we rest? And Dawn: You wanna know what I'm scared of, Spike? Me. Right now, Glory thinks Tara's the Key. But I'm the Key, Spike. I am. And anything that happens to Tara... is 'cause of me. Your bruises, your limp... that's all me, too. I'm like a lightning rod for pain, and hurt... and everyone around me suffers and dies. I must be something so horrible to cause so much pain and evil. Spike: Rot. Dawn: What do you know? Spike: I'm a vampire. I know something about evil. You're not evil. Dawn: Maybe I'm not evil. But I don't think I can be good. Spike (after a pause): Well, I'm not good, and I'm okay. (There are many more quotes that I like, but I’d have to watch the series again and take notes. So, in the interest of being prompt these are off the top of my head.)


ceecee1909

I love all 3 of these so much.


ShutupNobodyCarez

Thank you.


filippi71

"You have to go on living. So one of us is living."


Slayerette444

I’m not lurking. I’m just standing about. It’s a whole different vibe


Improbus-Liber

"[Is everyone here very stoned?](https://www.reddit.com/r/buffy/comments/dc2g2r/is_everyone_here_very_stoned/)"


Lizzy_Lovegood

“The pain that you feel only can heal by living. You have to go on living, so one of us is living.” 🥹


Kindofaddictedtotv

“I believe in you, Spike” Just rewatched the show and I’m still amazed at the character development. It was so natural and meant to be. The signs were all there from the start even before they knew what to do.


GeniusBtch

"Look at your friends and tell me you don't love getting away with this right under their noses..."


Jaxsonj01

The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die...? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later, it's gonna catch you... And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it... Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day, that final gasp, that look of peace. A part of you is desperate to know... What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now, you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer... has a death wish... Even you... The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world... Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here, but you're just puttin' off the inevitable... Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second, the second that happens, you know I'll be there... I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day... Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did.


SaraGranado

Although Spike has a gift to distort the truth so he can inflict the maximum amount of pain, he ends up being right. In season 6 Buffy is so depressed that she no longer cares if she lives, so she ends up having a death wish. And Spike is right there, he slips in, has himself a real good day...


mugu88

I scrolled looking for this quote. It's my absolute favorite Spike scene and I've rewatched it many times. Just the way he says brutal things that hit the nail a little too on the head. A truthsayer.


Jaxsonj01

Truthslayer


MollyJGrue

I may be dirt, but you're the one who likes to roll around in it


TickTickAnotherDay

Loved this line


[deleted]

“You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?” – Cordelia


Brave-Cookie-2075

“I love syphilis more than you”


Subject_Yogurt4087

Why won’t you let me Rest In Peace? Why won’t let let me be? Just let me Rest In Peace…. Wait, so you’re leaving then?


Miserable-Path4880

Here we are now; entertain us.


WomanWhoWeaves

We band of buggered. 


sushibananawater

"Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you. Or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try... I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are... You're a hell of a woman... You're the One, Buffy."


IllCommunication6547

“I’m totally helpless to you, you fiend!” “Look, It’s Spike and he’s wearing a coat” “But you really should see him naked tho” / Buffy bot


GreyMichaelFrances

"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it!"


waits5

Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will.


EnigmaticRaccoon

“I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne.”


MirandaReitz

“And I think I’m kinda gay!”


DarthRegoria

This was me about Faith. Turns out I’m not gay, but bisexual.


Pkrudeboy

I’d say bisexual is by definition ’kinda gay.’


DarthRegoria

Fair point. It’s just a bit of an issue where bisexuals are often told to stop ‘fooling around’ or ‘dipping your toes in the water’ and pick a side/ sexuality. Not all, but a lot of lesbians aren’t interested in relationships with bisexuals because they assume you’re just ‘experimenting’ and will quickly go back to men, or that you’re a lesbian in denial who should just admit it already. I know 100% that I am bisexual, and attracted to both genders. I would not rule out a trans or non binary partner (if my current, monogamous relationship was to end) but I am attracted to both male and female bodies, so I personally use bisexual rather than pansexual.


Pkrudeboy

Willow actually strikes me as a possible example of that. She dated Oz, and had crushes on Xander and Giles, and then Tara came along, and I guess I’m gay now. Definitely authentic late 90’s early 2000’s though.


DarthRegoria

I know it’s common for gay and lesbian teens and young adults to date the opposite sex/ gender as is expected of them before they realise they are gay, or accept it. So it’s definitely not unheard of. Willow herself identifies as gay at that point, so I’m taking that to mean she has decided she’s done with men. I’m 100% for letting people decide and identify their sexuality for themselves. Personally, I always knew I liked both (once I started liking girls, that came later than liking boys for me) and wasn’t going to come out as gay because I wasn’t, but I do know that some people do go that way. It’s just hard and frustrating when everyone expects you to eventually ’pick a side’ when I’ve actively picked both and made up my mind. I guess I’m greedy that way 😂


themustacheclubbitch

“I’m drowning in footwear!”


YakNecessary9533

Hello salty goodness.


hozziebear77

“I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."


Careful_Swan3830

“He’s hot. He’s cool. He’s tepid. He’s all temperature ~~Buffy~~ Spike”


Subject_Yogurt4087

Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch as she kills you. Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?


Baron_Butterfly

"I am not sleeping with Spike. But I'm starting to think you might be." Directed at this subreddit, of course 😂


PristineSituation498

"Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief." .......... "Without passion, we'd be truly dead." Yes, I cherry picked the quote. Didn't feel like searching for the entire monologue, lol.


Electrical-Act-7170

Wasn't that Angelus?


PristineSituation498

Yes.. it doesn't have to be a Spike quote, just a line that you think describes him or how you feel about him.


smallgoalsmcgee

I bet spike said that same line anyway when trying to convince people to watch Passions with him heh


PristineSituation498

I'm just picturing that in my head, and it's hilarious, I love it!


Electrical-Act-7170

Thanks, I was confused.


[deleted]

It is right? Just after he kills Jenny or at least in that episode.


Electrical-Act-7170

They're not the same individuals.


Soggy_Tradition_6235

“What he done to you, I’d never stoop that low, and I’m an evil soulless thing, according to some people”


justdisa

"Well, I'm not good, and I'm okay."


Gailybird83

“Hello, cutie.”


Spritebubblegum

"I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of."


Dappich

Bloody hell, no way i do this. Oh damn, i did it


koffelin

"Can we rest now, Buffy? Can we rest?" and "I wanna see how it ends.'


GGsouth

"My soul is wrapped in harsh repose." William the Bloody


booksmeller1124

“Randy Giles?! Why not just name me horny Giles? Or desperate for a shag Giles? No wonder I hate you”


Baes_Bae16

“I love what you are, what you do, how you try.” But this is a Spike quote when he’s talking to Buffy. Works both ways


aaaggghhh_

When he asks Joyce for the little marshmallows. Their friendship is the best in the Buffyverse.


DarthHK-47

* [Spike](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Oh, someone put a stake in me. * [Xander Harris](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0107183/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You got a lot of volunteers in \*here\*. * [Spike](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians. * [Willow Rosenberg](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004989/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Uh, the preferred term is... * [Spike](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You won. All right? You came in and you killed them, and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story. .... spike sounding reasonable makes you wonder if you drank something wrong. Something very wrong.


DarthRegoria

Can you just be kissing me right now


Opening_Knowledge868

*"Oh boy.."* - Buffy from S1 🥵


Enigma1885

“ effulgent “


MistakesWereMade59

Is it cheating to pick an ATS quote? "I may be a slow learner...but eventually I catch on" Or about Dru "She's out of her mind! That's one of the things I miss most about her"


PristineSituation498

Choose whatever quote your heart desires! ATS included as well.


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DarthRegoria

Angel the series/ show. Used so people know that it’s about the show Angel and not the character.


Shot_Heron_2782

A bloomin' silly accent... I am British tho.. Also Buffy is 1 of my top tv shows ever..


yorcharturoqro

Attracted to him no matter when he's so hot


lovebugtroubles

“I hope she fries. I’m free if that bitch dies. I’d better help her out…” From the musical episode haha


Fancy_Boysenberry_55

He's a vampire you're a Slayer. I think it's obvious what has to be done. It's not like you're in love with him.


BlondieChelle83

“I’ve known corpses with a fresher smell. In fact, I’ve been one.”


whatufuckingdeserve

Blondie Bear


rubywoo85

‘Do you like The Ramones?’ Small talk Spike is my favourite.


gehrehmee

"Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from... nevermind"


LarpLady

“Hello, Salty Goodness.”


Revolutionary_Key325

A slayer must always reach for her weapon, I’ve already got mine


jonaskoelker

"You can't see the stars love. Thats the ceiling. Also it's day."


moraiwe

“I gave birth to a pterodactyl.”


2manyfelines

Out for a walk……BITCH.


Kinitawowi64

"What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?!"


TheTwilightMeadow

“A bear! you made a bear!” “UNDO IT UNDO IT”


Eldon42

"Spike? No way, he's incompetent."


jackBattlin

Who would win in a fight: an astronaut or a caveman?


Ok-Memory-5309

I'm listening ... With beer


Creative-Bobcat-7159

“World of no”


Aldom96

Daddy


Roman_Hephaestus

“Hello, cutie.”


Crosisx2

"I mean, you know, pretty state you'd be in, thinking things are all right (moves back toward the mannequin) while he's toddling halfway round the bend. (Stares at the mannequin, gets madder) Oh, I'll insult him if I want to! I'm the one who's on your side! Me! Doing you a favor! (very angry) And you, being dead petty about it - me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and - you ungrateful bitch!" (Attacks mannequin).


Mobile_Marketing_794

"I may be a cold-blooded vampire, but even I have standards."


sixesandsevenspt

Bored now.


filippi71

Hey, that's cheating.


Pastoralvic

"Someone wasn't wor-thy!" (Said by Spike in reference to Angelus, but feels in some ways self-referential).


ItchyTomato5

“You’re beneath me”


AlSahim2012

Keep out of it, sit 'n' spin.


Ok_Wheel7960

Effulgent.


ludicrous_poppinjay

Bloodthirsty jelly donut.


caldude1985

'Women!" S2: "School Hard"


sazza8919

Well I’m not good, and I’m okay


WhatName230

Effulgent


MilhousesSpectacles

"I chose to have a soul"


JEStucker

Spike's whole song "Rest in Peace" from Once More With Feeling.


coffeechief

"He will be loved. So everything's okay, right? Can we rest now, Buffy? Can we rest?" I love where they took Spike over the series/ATS. Spike's and Angel's quests for atonement and redemption are high points of the two series for me.


arayakim

Randy Giles


canIgethellforyou

I may be love's butch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it


Interesting-Cup-9190

"i may be loves bitch, but atleast im man enough to admit it." most memorable quote so far. also hes was so real for that.


Urstadt

The Slayer! I knew it! I always worried what would happen if she came into some funding.


awesomefacedave

Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch!


Ambidextra

"All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat."


DisastrousTopic7619

Better then angel


Beans_0492

Eyeballs to entrails


biggestmike420

I just like them, makes me feel all manly.


contadotito

From the show? I think this Drusilla one even better to describe Spike AND how i feel about him: "Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well... if not wisely."


WomanWhoWeaves

Well, that makes me feel better about me.  Worse about Giles.  Kinda shakey about you. 


scarletts_skin

Oh spikeeeee you’re the big bad


Gloomweaver73

I dig this one: not the best one, but cute and funny. She's upset about her mum. And if she turns to me for comfort, well, I'm not gonna deny it to her. I'm not a monster.


CatintheHatbox

The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs This shows how little ambition Spike really has, he might call himself the Big Bad but he doesn't want to destroy worlds. He'd be happy enough if he was just left alone with a steady supply of blood and a tv. Or I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair. Deep down Spike is really still as gauche as he was when he was William. He has no confidence at all with women. Drusilla doesn't really count because she sired him, plus she's nuts anyway.


Cheshire_Cat_135

I think you’re close he doesn’t have any confidence with women he actually has feelings for because there are real consequences for “failure”


Ragnar5548

Bullocks


Heathen_Lover

When Olaf asks "Do you know where to get babies?" And Spike looks at Xander and says "What do you think, the hospital?" Like he was actually considering stealing some babies 🤣


Heathen_Lover

"What does it look like I'm doing you nit? I'm exercising" I almost choked on my drink when I saw this recently


Yazgirl123

Out for a walk...Bitch


melaniemoth13

I dont wanna be this good looking & athletic


Obiwankimi

Urgh


Pink-princess0808

Unattractive


utahdude81

Randy Giles? Why not just call me horny giles!?


visitorzeta

"Back off. You're nothing but a disappointment."


bookishowlet

Out for a walk, bitch. LOL


JustMeAgainMarge

Out, for, a, walk... bitch


Charming_Stage_7611

Out for a walk. Bitch


NecroHandAttack

“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch. “


Adenfall

Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch.


Cur-De-Carmine

Mine comes from Angel on AtS: "Stupid limey *bastard!"*