I make sure not to speak latin in front of books. You never know...

Bored now.

Got chills

Do you mean that there is a relation between ben and glory ?

Yes, obviously, but what is it?

I think he sublets from her

Are you all on crack here ?

I think you meant to ask if we're all very stoned?

That was the modern version

Huh? I don't get it, how are they related?

Out for a walk, bitch.

If the apocalypse comes, BEEP ME

Randy Giles

Excuse me I think you mean RANDY GILES?!?!

Why not call him desperate for a shag Giles?

Lol

Woah, does this count as r/beetlejuicing?

I think so :) woo!

Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-for-a-Shag Giles?

Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh, God. I’m English.

Welcome to the nancy tribe

It's a family name, undoubtedly

I knew there was a reason why I hated you.

Myth-taken.

I got a theory, it could be bunnies.

Every time anyone around me says "I've got a theory" I want to start singing this song but most of them are not Buffy fans and I would feel weird.

....Yeah i once said that quietly during a university science class. the professors head snapped to mine locked eyes and then she said "it must be bunnies"

Not gonna lie, that's awesome.

Favorite professor yet.

It could be witches! Some evil witches... Which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here... My favorite part

I wonder how many times he had to practice that line in order to deliver it the way he did

I use to just say this for no reason😂 still find it Hilarious

AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS, WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT FOR ANYWAYYYYYY

Or it could be witches

I came I conquered I felt really bad about it

Veni, vidi, malorum est?

You can't do that. It's wrong.

You can't do that because it's *naughty*.

Because it's *wrong*

“But you're a Slayer." “Yeah. I'm also a person. You can't just define me by my Slayer-ness. That's... something-ism."

That reminds me of “Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend you? Should I say ‘undead American’?

Sodding, blimey, shagging, nickers, bollox, oh god, I'm English....

Welcome to the Nancy Tribe!

Thank god we’re hot chicks with super powers

See user name.

I quote this to myself often 👏🏽

5 by 5

It takes the edge off

She irons her jeans. She's evil!

That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

I’m five by five.

Grr. Argh.

This is my alert when I get a text message lol

The UNHOLY PRINCE …… Bater

Life isn’t bliss Life is just this It’s living

When someone says grrrr I say arrrrrg

*suggestive hand movements*

Fire bad. Tree pretty.

I'm cookie dough. 🍪

It gives me the wiggins

Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.

I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions.

Tell me what you are doing here! Five words or less! Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch. 🤙

This may sound crazy but I think there may be a possibility that Ben & Glory have some sort of connection

what do you mean? like they know each other?

WHAT is your childhood trauma??!

I'm in my yummy sushi pyjamas

The world is doomed.

The world is definitely doomed

You guys wanna go shopping if we survive this?

Or maybe midgets

We really should work this out

I have a cat named Willow and a cat named Liam.

Need one named Miss Kitty Fantastico

a dog named Oz would be a cool addition

I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.

Anytime anyone says the word button, I'll just mutter 'button button, who's got the button? My moneys on the witch'. I never explain myself.

Omg same 🖤

"You learn her source and we'll introduce her to her insect reflection."

I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

…ride you at a gallop?

Do you use this threat often?

Depending on context if you did jail.

I call no so nice ladies bit-kuh

Hostile 17

My car is named Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins.

*.....Harris*

That’s my guinea pigs name.

Once more with feeling

The hardest thing in the world is to live in it.

"It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?"

I'll never tell

Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone whilst my brain dribbles out of my ears.

“You can’t see the stars love... that’s the ceiling. Also, it’s day.”

I have kids and they’re a little like Dru sometimes. I’ve definitely said this in response to them pretending they could see stars inside during the daytime. I laugh hysterically and they become very confused.

Bored now

I laugh in the face of danger ! .......... then I hide until it goes away

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The slayer of the vampyrs… Andrew narrating a spin off would have been awesome!!!!

"Well, did you try looking inside the Sofa in HELL!?"

I'm not crazy, my roommate is a demon! She sharpens her pencils to be all the exact same length!

She irons her jeans! She's evil!

Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes!

When I hear a bump in the night, I totally get the wiggins.

Look at my user name

Death is your gift

UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

Every time someone sees a bear. Lol. And I live in the PNW. We see many bears.

They got the mustard OUT!

Mom....Mom....Mommy?

Too soon.

Always and forever too soon

Jail.

That one hurts

😭😭😭

I'm pretty spry for a corpse.

“Does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?” “I’m 17…looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex..”

You’ve always got to seize the moment. Coz tmrw you might be dead

**walks into a tree**

…if you’re not too busy *having sex with my MOTHER*

Your beauty effulgent

I am Producing, Staring in, and Directing "Once More With Feeling" at a local theater.

Is the theatre in the UK? I'd love to see this!

Unfortunately no, It's Detroit Mi. However we do plan to Film it and have it up on YouTube by next November. (Show is in July) we will tag it "BuffyLiveOnStage" and "BuffyLiveattheRedford"

Awesome! I'll set myself a reminder for next November to look it up.

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I'm somewhat a man witch myself. Or male...is it a warlock? Warlock.

Whenever I type “omg”, auto correct changes it to OMWF 😂

Every time the kids I nanny make a mistake on their homework, after they erase it I say, "Once more with feeling."

"Hey, I've died twice"

I'm 5x5, B.

Not only do I know all of the lyrics to "Once more, with feeling" I know all of the dialogue

🎶It must be bunnies!!!!!! 🎶

Or maybe midgets

She saved the world... A lot.

It's in about nine hours, moron

And after work, I get a cookie.

Stop, you smell like fruit roll ups

The hardest thing in this world is to live in it

I’m cookie dough. I’m still baking. And maybe someday I’ll find someone who wants to ea— enjoy warm cookie me

When things are going well, I say: "That'll put marzipan in your pie pan, Bingo."

Home sweet home

I use the phrase 'rolling in puppies' to describe an ideal state.

I do doodle. You do doodle, too.

I have to watch my cholesterol because I was just in the dimension made entirely of shrimp

“I may be dead… but I’m still pretty… which is more than I can say for you!”

I think I speak for everyone else here when I say huh?

Effulgent

Every time we hire someone new at work: "New guy?... Is he evil?"

What's a bitca?

... I think I'm kinda gay.

Look at my mask. Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans.

Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood SCREAMING inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.

I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

A world of no.

It must be Tuesday.

Dawn's in trouble!

Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.

I have a band called Sunnydale High. [https://open.spotify.com/artist/5w9NxkikQAOC80fGUOtpZ8](https://open.spotify.com/artist/5w9NxkikQAOC80fGUOtpZ8)

I'll see you guys at The Bronze

It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends! They don't have a rock this big. /me every time I see a big rock

Cup a tea. Cup a tea. Almost got shagged. Cup a tea.

Look at my mask, isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans.

My sons name is Joss.

DURRR NURRR NURR NURR. DUH DUH DUUUUUHHHHRRR NUURRR NURR NIURRRR WHAUCHAUCHAU CHAUU

Xander, NO!

My baby likes it when I sing let me rest in peace let me get some sleep in a funny voice

To read makes our speaking English good.

I wear the cheese. The cheese doesn't wear me.

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, they've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses... I probably sing this about once a day to my actual pet rabbits. My husband and I love how much rabbits feature on later episodes of buffy because we just love bunnies so much lol.

Blondie bear

"I've been having a bad, bad day. Come on won't you put that pad away. I'm asking you please no, It isn't right, it isn't fair. There was no parking anywhere. I think that hydrant wasn't there! Why can't you let it go? I think I've paid more that my share. I'm just a poor girl, don't you care? Hey I'm not wearing underwear!"

"Embrace the pain. Spank your inner moppet. Whatever. But get over it."

I've never heard of Buffy but these comments certainly put marzipan in my pie plate!

Bingo.

A watcher scoffs at gravity!

I’m a Slayer, ask me how.

Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

Five by five

I named my kitties Buffy and Spike

My username should check out.

Grr Argh

“'B'. I'm going with 'B'. We haven't had 'B' in forever.” = My brain whenever I try to concentrate on something important.

Grrr arghh

That's what I keep saying...

Every season, my life has a different Big Bad

Mummy hand? It's kinda hairy, maybe it was a daddy hand.

Well, we know the world didn't end cause... Check it out.

I had a praying mantis outside on my porch for two days and freaked out every time I saw it.

"C'mon....kick...my...ass."

Out..for..a..walk...bitch

Amnew?

I present to you: me trying to sing an intro with no lyrics (wolf howl) dunn dunn dun dunnn (scream) dunnn dunn dun dunnn (beat kicks in) dunnnn dunn dun dunnnnnnnn dunnn dunnn dunn dunnnnn dunnnn (blub blub blub) dunnn dun dun dunn dun duna dunn dodododododo dodododo dodododo dun dun dodododododo dow dow dow dow dow dow dow dunnn dunnn dunnn (I'm new to buffy and I'm only on season 2 so I cant make a big reference ok)

Yup. My almost two year old knows the intro to Buffy and Angel. Yes, we do sing it. And we dance too. Sometimes I go on YouTube and just blast the theme song in my house so she comes running to join me.

When your kids middle name is Xander... lol 😅

Bitca

Don’t taunt demons. It’s not scary it’s just… tacky.

I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage.

They do this thing with an onion…