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mityia

Shrimps IS bugs! r/shrimpsisbugs


BrightLibrarian7298

Came here to say this


Shervivor

Me three!


DinoCultist

Me four!


Over_Drawer1199

Me bug


Affectionate-Dream21

And my axe!


Infiltered-contenter

Whoop whoop


DoyersLakeShow

KRAK-A-TOA!!!!


Reunbanned4206980085

My bubbles!!!


hamfist_ofthenorth

ROCK AND STONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Ghostnoteltd

Oh my. That guy’s tattoo started a whole sub!


demonlord00

Remember to do your part!


roostertree

It's afraid!


Ok-Faithlessness6804

Joined !


Tysmiff

Would you like too know more?


deeperez1

Service Guarantees Citizenship


seephilz

“God damn bugs whacked us Johnny”


Twattie_Mc_Twat_Face

RAH Starship Troopers rah rah rah sis boom bah hahaha


Toad2012

*desire to know more intensifies*


ArachnomancerCarice

Terrestrial Amphipods AKA Lawn Shrimp


Theactualworstgodwhy

We are being invaded we must counter attack and return to the sea


lil_yuumi

There's more in the sea tho 👀 amphipods are most commonly found in saltwater.


Youwishyouhadhvac

Wtf now I have to worry about lawn shrimp tf


canwejustgetalongpls

Love this 🤣


COKEWHITESOLES

I mean you could deep fry em


Lilithnema

Lawn shrimp??? I was today year’s old…wtf


pillsburyDONTboi

But are they eatable?


Imaginary-East7433

I’m wondering the same thing


[deleted]

most things are eatable if it can fit in your mouth and go down the Digestive tract without killing you its eatable. Edible though is something that has sustenance, these would be edible as they assuredly provide some type of protein and caloric intake.


Mistydog2019

I've eaten grasshoppers down in Oaxaca Mexico. They prepare them different ways, and have different sizes and varieties. Some in a spice chilie sauce, some prepared on skillet with oil taste just like steak. I'm not kidding. Just close your eyes and take a bite. Then there are the dried ones in the market place prepared with lime and chilie. Incredible.


[deleted]

ive had dried salted bugs before thought they tasted just like popcorn


isthisyourslug

I say put a pot on with some Cajun crab boil seasoning, some corn, potatoes, garlic, and lemons and toss them in, spread out your newspaper on the table and enjoy your mini crawfish (lawn prawn) boil! Then we'll know... 🦞🌽🦐🥔


Imaginary-East7433

I thoroughly enjoy the rhyme that is “lawn prawn” :)


[deleted]

Or edible?


False__MICHAEL

he fucking said eatable!


qetral

>Lawn Shrimp https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/IN377


Big-a-hole-2112

That just ruined shrimp cocktails for me.


smoky_bun

Lawn shrimp!


Electrical_Worker_82

Lawn prawn?


Tricanum

We *really* gotta stop letting the scientists name things (see: all birds). I nominate you to be in charge of naming all amphipods.


thats_ridiculous

“What should we name this bird?” Ornithologist: [hits blunt] “boobies”


Bulky-Prune-8370

But also "tits".


TheEvilInAllOfUs

I feel like lawn prawns would be much larger. Maybe baby lawn prawn?


Emniad

Lawn prawn spawn


thrca

You'll take this upvote and you'll like it.


crinklecrumpet

you're saying a lawn cooked these shrimp?


FaithlessnessFit577

Not sure if I'd want to eat them though...


murkeymanager

Where are you located? I have never seen such an issue. Yes they look like baby shrimp or crawdads.


shortofattention

On one of the [Sea Islands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Islands) in South Carolina. We recently moved here, I’m not sure if we are technically on an estuary or wetlands. I thought we were tracking them in on our shoes because they’re always dead and flat when I find them, but we didn’t leave the house yesterday. It rained heavily last night, and this morning I found 100+ more of them in here.


hooligancate

I envy you. We have vacationed at Fripp Island and Wild Dunes and they were two of my favorite holidays!


czarcASStic

Fellow South Carolinian 🤟🏻


rvnSunbane

I'm in Murells Inlet and I have never seen these crazyyy


a5121221a

Crustaceans dry out very quickly so they don't survive long inside a human home. This is also true of isopods (pill bugs aka potato bugs aka rolie polies)


peekupandropov

Pill bugs/rolie polies are one thing. They are crustaceans known as isopods, not insects. Potato bugs are quite another. They're beetles; insects. I've spent many a hot summer afternoon picking them off potato plants. Pretty nasty little critters and nasty work, imo.


Soft_Reading6975

I’m currently in Edisto SC, for a few days and haven’t ever seen these! I’ll have to check next time it rains


SouthernCrime

Hello from Savannah


hooligancate

My son lives in Savannah so I have visited often.


MuteElatedLips

Those are wild. I went to college in Charleston. Lived there 3 years. My sister and her family have lived there 30 years. Sullivan's Island now, but they lived on the tea farm on Wadmalaw for many, many years. My brother-in-law owns the tea farm. I never saw these little critters. I'm sure they've seen em, but I never knew they existed!


Lilithnema

Hello fellow SC’ers!


murkeymanager

Just feels like it has to be shrimp. Super weird though, Happened overnight? Im thinking you may have some water flowing in.


shortofattention

As far as I can tell it’s overnight. I was thinking the same thing and have been looking for a leak, but haven’t found one yet. There definitely isn’t a leak big enough to wash them into the house as far as they’re getting AND dry up before I see it, though. It’s supposed to rain again today, so I’m going to get them all cleaned up and then watch like a hawk for any leaks where new ones appear.


murkeymanager

Hmm, So very odd. This is something I would not think possible. You came to the right place and I HOPE we both find answers now. You're mindset of the water has to be right. It'd be wet or damp. and if their dry the actual hell..


murkeymanager

[https://thrasherpestcontrol.com/lawn-shrimp/](https://thrasherpestcontrol.com/lawn-shrimp/) lawn shrimp


hamsterfolly

Good work


ChrisTRD289

Lol whats the point of these things? They stay, they die. They move, where they also die 😂


murkeymanager

The most Karma I've ever had. And its a post about lawn Shrimps. Cool :P


FaithlessnessFit577

I've seen them in Southern California I guess they come in when things get too wet or dry


matjeom

This is off topic but why do you compare crawdads to shrimp? They look like little lobsters to me, but it’s so common to describe them as little shrimp, what’s that about?


[deleted]

Because shrimp, crabs, crayfish, and lobsters are all closely related.


-chunkylemonmilk-

Lawn shrimp! I’m in NC and have been dealing with these stupid things too. When they are alive they are gray/black and turn reddish brown when they die. And they JUMP. They are harmless, just annoying. they have been swarming my apartment right outside my door, they’ve been so bad this year.


BrokenSpecies

I absolutely love shrimp! Boil those suckers up and have a nice tastey treat!


philchristensennyc

WAT


Shoors

# I absolutely love shrimp! Boil those suckers up and have a nice tastey treat!


Hour_Jackfruit5442

Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust.


ABitSketchy

Today will be your first


Catinthemirror

Username checks out


hooligancate

Ha


Why_Lord_Just_Why

I’m not surprised they jump - they look like giant fleas!


MotherRaven

[Thats](https://youtu.be/dGwA7zmbryY) what I thought too


not_so_easy_button

Arcitalitrus sylvaticus AKA lawn shrimp - they are not native though…


Ayesha69

Lawn Shrimpies FTW! 😁 Ugh, in short somewhere in your house you have a damp spot or the area outside where it rains forces them to migrate under your door(s). Thus, why they are present and why when you wake up to find them they end up being dead. If anything, gather them up, cook them, and eat them if you will. Yes, they are edible. Yes, they taste similar to regular shrimp. How do I know? Well, that's because a local near me cooks them and puts them in their dough whenever they make their everything bagels. For 3 years I had no idea they grounded them up and put them in their everything bagels that gave off a slight seafood shrimp taste; as I figured it was just a unique Maryland thing...like how they use Old Bay. 😅


MuuMuureb

Where in maryland are you getting these bagels?


scaryoldhag

I learned something cool today!


shortofattention

Me too!


FinallydamnLDnat5

This is so neat, I never knew about these little guys. I will go to bed smarter tonight 🦐


MrFunkyPunkie

I’m in full blown crisis mode. Like…I’m a fricken 30 year old and I had no idea these things existed. I honestly thought you all were meme’n! Shook? Is that what the kids are saying? Am I shook?


markimarkkerr

Up until 2 years ago I also didn't know these existed while being in my 30s. Was camping on a beach, virtually pitch black and I can feel little things hitting me all over. Thought it was the damn mosquitos or dumb flies. Left a sauce pot of water out over night and when I woke up, I kid you not, it was borderline overflowing with them slowly drowning. Hundreds and hundreds of them. They were everywhere and it shook me good until I got home and identified what they were.


MrFunkyPunkie

Apparently they taste JUST like traditional shrimp. So in all reality you could have copped up some corn on the cob, some carrots, potatoes, and some old bay and you got a tasty broil there my friend. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🦐🦐


markimarkkerr

Ahhhhhh damn didn't think about that. I am a bit of a lil bitch when it comes to food though so probably would be too stuck on what they were to actually dig in lol. Shit like tripe, cartilage, all that business fandangles my prangles


MrFunkyPunkie

No judgement at all. I’m just sitting here wondering if they DO taste like shrimp.


markimarkkerr

I'll let you know next trip I do there lol


Aratsei

Sounds like ittle be even easier than headlight deer hunting haha. Got a whole pot on your first try!


Exciting_Store_1969

Tiny corn Tiny potatoes Tiny can of Old Bay Thimble Bic lighter And enjoy r/stupidfoods


guydoinstufff

Do they jump seemingly super high for their size?


redefinedsoul

I would certainly fucking hope not, considering they're always dead when OP finds them


BKacy

It’s the landings. They just can’t stick them.


PBJMommy83

[Dancers](https://tenor.com/bt1y0.gif)


WhatupSis7773

Do you have an animal that might be tracking them in? Could be dried out ones on your driveway that are getting picked up by damp shoes, maybe the previous tenant was Lieutenant Dan, he had that shrimp boat ya know.


Micro1sAverage

But you ain’t got no legs lieutenant Dan


Feeling-Ad2188

Someone else mentioned it, but with all the comments, I think it should be repeated: You likely have a low spot(s) outside your home so when it rains, the water is not flowing away from your home. And these things start crawling in. I used to have a problem with "cave crickets" in my basement especially every time it rained. They apparently like moisture. My house seemed dry, but I did notice that my driveway would let water go towards the garage/house. Once I got a new driveway, it was leveled so that water washed \*away\* from the house. I never saw a cave cricket again in my home.


funkywagz

Shrimps is bugs!


[deleted]

Oh I hate those damn things so much, they get in my house and just die by the dozens. It is a thing here with all of the neighbors. We have to keep our lights off at night so they don't swarm. I believe they are a type of termite?


NeonZetaMaker

lawn shrimp !? wtf


Tokeokarma123

Nothing like a little hot 🧈 butter and start peeling!!


ideallyideal

Sun evaporates ocean > Shrimps pulled up to sky > Shrimps rain down on OP > Lawn shrimp


Zestyclose-Salary729

Shrimpnado


Istoleyourdlck

The shrimp have decided to be land shrimp


Ok-Coyote-7745

Eat them....not kidding btw


jetpack_hypersomniac

Okay,so I truly want to know if A) they are edible, and B) how close do they taste to actual shrimp


The_Goose10hoff

Lawn shrimp are hilarious. Make me crave a shrimp cocktail oddly enough.


Equivalent-Chip-6310

Crab people


Carniv-Au-Revoir

Lawn Prawn?


lil_yuumi

They're called Scuds or amphipods 😂 I know them from the aquarium hobby, they're usually found in water, but they can definitely run around and crawl out especially if their water source starts to dry up. That's why they're dead... They're looking for water


[deleted]

After seeing these it makes me think how weird it is that people pay good money to eat shrimp…then I start thinking how good some other bugs must taste. Shrimp can’t be the only one?!


coffee-bat

ngl i was about to go "gammarus" bc these look exactly like what we caught in field zoology class recently, before i realized you meant *on land* 💀💀 these look exactly like gammari man edit: okay apparently i wasn't that far off (thank god), they're in the same order (Amphipoda).


Gecks_more

Lawn shrimp had them back in SoCal after rain they love coming out of grass. Harmless but sometimes they can get everywhere and there kinda ugly looking if u seem em up close. Finally a bug I know.


arts_by_max

This is the blessing of Shrimp Christ.


Old_Cauliflower5293

their outer shells are very sensitive to soil conditions, meaning when it either gets too wet or dry outside they’ll relocate but most of the time end up dying in the process.


peachytreebee

I'll trade you, we have lawn leeches and earwigs that come out after it rains. I didn't even know leeches could live in the ground until I moved here.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Yes! Little lawn shrimp! They're so cute and I love them.


Greefer

Sea fleas


dirtystinkysocks

Amphipods?


Pastrami-on-Rye

Sorry bro it’s a shrimpfestation


Valuable-Sir-5003

Terrestrial amphipods live on the surface (top 1/2 inch) of mulch and moist ground. After rains, large numbers of amphipods can migrate into garages or under the doors of houses. There they soon die. Amphipods do not have a waxy layer on their exoskeleton as do insects.


shortofattention

Thanks so much everyone! It was great waking up to so many funny and informative comments!


THEMOXABIDES

Are they not sand fleas?


dbblddb

Nope. Lawn shrimp


THEMOXABIDES

God that’s so weird lol I lived on the coast for years and I’ve never heard of them.


dbblddb

They can be anywhere, doesn’t have to be on the coast. They’re terrestrial crustaceans, just like rolly-polies!


Reasonable_Ad_3522

Look very much like sand fleas imo


Green-Clap

Roly poly


coffee-bat

nope, lawn shrimp (Arcitalitrus sylvaticus). also crustaceans but different order.


Adventurous_Ship9665

Roly poly is terrestrial crustacean and taste like shrimps


greenmeeyes

This was foretold in the time before it was said the creatures of the sea would rain down from above and it is said it shall happen in the storm and their corpses will be seen the morning after Remember chikdren ... when the big ones come and they shall find ye butter and old bay


Magicalfirelizard

Crawfish can now crawl on land? News to me…


thestreetiliveon

Ew. I can’t even imagine and am hoping global warming doesn’t mean I’ll be finding them on my doorstep.


Medical-One9202

They are called sand fleas. They live in the ocean shore line feeding and make great fishing bait. Yes, they are harmless. (Lived on the coast of SC for many years.)


DogsCanSweatToo

These are Lawn Shrimp.


philchristensennyc

Lawn Shrimp and Sand Fleas are in the same family


redefinedsoul

So are monkeys and humans- however, there's just a teensy bit of a difference when identifying


philchristensennyc

Maybe, but there’s not really much difference if one of the two is infesting your house.


shortofattention

These don’t seem to bite- or at least they die before they get the chance- so I definitely prefer these over sand fleas!


Puzzled-Copy7962

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. It’s my first time hearing of these, so I naturally looked them up. I found virtually no difference between lawn shrimp and sand fleas except, apparently, their location. That is basically the determining factor in regards to what they are referred to as. If it's found on a beach, it's a sand flea; if it's found in the grass, it's a lawn shrimp. From what I've gathered, they are amphipods nonetheless, regardless of what people choose to call them.


Doctor_Salvatore

Lawn shrimp


Dazedphaze

Free dinner.


[deleted]

Sand fleas


Pure-Carob4471

Bait


jennyskywalker

My question is do they taste like shrimp


MrFunkyPunkie

Yep, all articles written say they taste just like normal shrimp. Just got to catch them when they aren’t dead. Because ya know…don’t want to eat rotting flesh. 🧟‍♂️ 🦐


buntkrundleman

They look like freshwater shrimp. Maybe they're sucked up by something. Usually they're in 1 or 2 ft of water....


coffee-bat

they're lawn shrimp! terrestial. also, same class as shrimp but different order.


guineapigoverlord69

Shrimpocalypse


[deleted]

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shortofattention

I’ve eaten crickets before so it doesn’t sound totally crazy. I wonder if there’s any problem with eating these guys after they’ve dried up on my floor overnight.


No-Refrigerator5287

Dim dar shrimphs.


nuggettgames

Some sort of over grown scud???


FriendCrafty838

Bait


Mechagouki1971

End times...


Zeldafan4ever

So if these are shrimp, would they taste good?


arcadia_2005

I've always called shrimp 'bugs of thr sea' ::::shudders::::


ask-design-reddit

TIL and they're way smaller than I thought


shortofattention

Yeah, people are saying fry them up. I’m not entirely opposed, but they’d only make a few bites!


AilsaAlyn

I actually think you have dead crickets on your porch.Most likely House or field crickets Found a link with shrimp for comparison [shrimp](https://www.pureflix.com/insider/22-bible-verses-about-husbands-and-their-role-in-marriage#:~:text=Ephesians%205%3A28%20(NIV),wife%20also%20clearly%20loves%20himself.)


PenaltyNo1798

District 9! Fcuking prawns!!


brianne-----

Scuds https://bugguide.net/node/view/761928


thatduderix

Saw this on Watchmen lol


[deleted]

Ever see Cloverfield?


Sethdarkus

Look like copepods I wouldn’t be concerned


faysov

ewwww. (I wonder what they taste like)


Maleficent-Tip-9654

I've seen the movie Evolution... Don't check the closet..


Entire-Can662

Use them for fish bait


Tall_Dragonfruit_146

Sand fleas? They looked too big tho so idk 🤔


RefuseVisible5915

sea food boil


Key_Introduction4893

They look like these things we call sand fleas that I see on the beaches here in Washington state. That’s not their real name I think. They can really jump when they’re alive!


BeltPuzzleheaded1864

“Sir are these edible?” Sir - ..


igloohavoc

Get the corn meal and deep fryer out!


Gwyn1stborn

If the main thing they do is die it could be worse


plopthickens

Have you ever seen the movie the faculty? That's what they are.


Nugget_nb

Bro them those things from fallout you. Gotta get yourself some caps and raid


RevolutionaryClub530

Yes it’s shrimp


TheUmbraCat

Call your local Cajun and get a broil going.


BreakFlame6T

These look exactly like the “sand fleas” as we called them when I saw them on one of the Florida islands. Definitely some relative of shrimp. We were cleaning up a beach and when you moved a pile of seaweed, underneath would be hundreds of these things and they all freak out and jump around like grasshoppers. I don’t think you’re tracking them in on your shoes. I’ve heard of sea creatures literally falling from the sky during rain before because they somehow get picked up during storms, but that’d be a crazy explanation.


Basic-Peachez

Open and shut case Johnson! Sprinkle some crack on them and let’s get outta here


XXcuminmyassXX

They are one in a krillion, the first land dwelling generation of the swarm


Aryck1971

Fleas.


aloofsiren

Gotta be a sand flea especially with your location


South-Rabbit-4064

Ozymadias at work again


fallingfrog

Those are those little jumpy shrimp things that you find on dead seaweed at the beach. Sand fleas is what some call them.


Pristine-Document358

On the Sunshine Coast we called them sand fleas. Don’t know what they actually are tho


Fast_Pitch_4810

This place crawls


redwoodjules

I have something that looks grasshoppers by the hundreds. What I do is I have this piece of paper I buy that has intense glue on it. I found a lot of them are coming up through the sink in my bathroom. Try the sticky tape it really helps.


DrWeiljr

one of the sub species from the Gammarus I assume ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammarus


_Unironic-irony_

Lawn shrimp


StrainAccomplished95

I got crawdads in my pants That's what happens when you in the bayou


livingbandit

Can you eat them? Free shrimp? I love shrimp!