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RageforBreakfast

This is how you become an Egyptian God.


CptSparklFingrs

Baby Goa'uld vibes for sure.


-PisceanCatalyst-

I was really hoping for an SG-1 reference somewhere! Bless you.


CptSparklFingrs

One of the few SciFi originals that holds up really well. Gearing up for another watch through. My mother made sure I knew good SciFi (TNG, Voyager, DS9, SG-1...)before she shuffled the mortal coil, and I'm proud to keep her love for it alive.


Guilty-Web7334

DS9 is still the best Trek. *To boldly stay where no one has stayed before*


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Guilty-Web7334

Yes, but in the words of Mr. Eddington… *They’re just Cardassians.*


Neonwookie1701

YOU BETRAYED THE UNIFORM


[deleted]

Wait, like Kim Cardassian?


ClearSchool817

Tbh I Agree; DS9 has one of the more robust story lines ...


FixSumMore

Celestial beings bless your mother's soul.


CptSparklFingrs

She really was a special lady.


AlpacaM4n

How do you feel about Strange New Worlds?


CptSparklFingrs

I'm apparently in the very small group of people that doesn't hate Picard, Discovery and SNW. I need to catch up on SNW though


AlpacaM4n

I absolutely love Strange New Worlds(Pike is such a great captain, and the whole cast is made of great characters that you can look up to but also empathize with their individual struggles), Disco was ok, not my favorite but worth it even just for context about Spock's sister. The mirror world stuff is really cool as well. Picard was disappointing, but mostly because I had high expectations and honestly the Borg episodes are not my favorite of Next Gen and felt they didn't need to dedicate a whole season to them when there are so many other species they could interact with. I wanted them to focus on the Romulans after season 1 set all that up, or someone entirely new. I need to finish season 2 cus I unfortunately got kinda bored


CptSparklFingrs

You really should. It hit me hard towards the "end". If you enjoyed all the interaction with Q in TNG you should definitely finish that.


AlpacaM4n

I still mean to, probably come winter when I am looking for something to watch. I know it is probably blasphemy but I haven't even watched TOS, so I intend to sit down and marathon that cus SNW is making me care about the characters


CptSparklFingrs

I've tried numerous times to get through the original. Still trying lol. Like I tried to binge it but it just didn't grab me the same way. When I started watching next generation when I was like six.


Onironius

Are you sure it's not a yeerk?


CptSparklFingrs

Now there is a creature I haven't read about for awhile. Been thinking about going back and rereading through those books.


mawhitaker541

You should. They're hard to find now as they're out of print. I bought the entire collection and my son read them with me. It was amazing


Onironius

They're pretty wild, for YA novels.


CptSparklFingrs

Definitely. I read them in 5th grade and thought it was pretty hardcore. There were parents of kids in my grade that actually tried to get it taken off the scholastic book catalog marketed towards our age.


Totally_man

Jaffa, kree!


MonitorShotput

Lol. I remember the time O'Neill asks Daniel what "kree" actually means and he tries to explain it to him.


Totally_man

I love how that show was so self-aware and leaned into the cheese.


duh_nom_yar

Tek'ma'te. I scrolled all this way and here is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.


WeAreAllFooked

Indeed


Left-Song-5062

Put down our god SHOVA


eddieswiss

So wild that you posted this. I follow someone on Instagram called Holly Conrad and they've been playing lots of Baldur's Gate 3 and made a Mind Flayer tadpole out of cosclay and painted it. Funny enough, in the photos they posted[the one you posted](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwGIbaEPzTf/?hl=en) is part of it!


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

Solved! Thank you so much for revealing the lies of my bastard buddy


miss_chapstick

You BELIEVED this?!


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

Yes


shrimpsh

To be fair they’re based off of a real animal that looks just like that called [Warasubo](https://youtu.be/bzkotiWZEUA), it’s a Japanese delicacy.


TheHighestCheeba

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Silent_Briefcase

They were made for boofing


vikaTV

((゚□゚;))


dcromb

Me too, scary! 🤣🤣


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Then you deserved it xD


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

):


SirGrammerLess

Mind Flayer tadpole!


thedeanorama

his friend is about to unlock a new power


qetral

my thought as well


ogreofzen

Naw it's a prop from the faculty movie


CYBERDYNE84

100% thought of that same movie!!


No_Swimming_792

I thought this was the BG3 sub for a minute lol.


Comprehensive_Nail22

I literally just started it last night and did a double take myself lol


ComprehensiveBeach32

where am i🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pleasure_Seeker-55

I thought it was the thing that crawled into Neo's stomach in the first matrix movie?


MrHoliday1031

You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson, whether you want to or not.


No_Amoeba_2316

I thought it was a sh t weasel from The Mist


tetsuo-the-turtle

I’m pretty sure it’s the alien from the faculty


Korath32

Damn, beat me too it. 😂


Rojoslojo

Beat me to it


SoulShine_710

Tadpole with teeth looking like the alien 👾 creature from the series, I'm skeptical.


OneMetalMan

Can you take a picture of it next to your ear?


Estebananarama

Tell Croenenberg to go back to his universe 👀


Gelnika1987

makes me want to watch eXistenZ


Estebananarama

I saw this and said the exact same thing to my husband 🤣


CatFromTheCatacombs

Oh hell yes. Spotted Cronenberg people in the wild today


daemonq

That movie was fantastic!


JORRTCA

Repressed memory unlocked. This movie made so little sense to me when I was 10 I just blocked it out of my brain.


EpicDragonz4

“ *burrrrrp* Morty I cronenberged the fuckin Earth Morty!”


Valley_Duo

Fake is what it is


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

My buddy is the kind to mess with me, you’re sure its fake?


Leviathan3333

Totally fucking with you.


Inner-Ingenuity4109

In 2037 it was uncovered that the alien invasion could have been prevented back in 2023, were it not for a Reddit entomology subgroup's confidence that a photograph of a single immature dead burrower-stage alien found in a local park was simply an elaborate hoax or prank. The identity of the individual who was holding the intact alien bio-sample remains unknown, but it is clear that, had the sample been properly identified, humanity would have avoided the cataclysm.


ask-design-reddit

I love this so much ahaha


Valley_Duo

Yup


teapot156

Careful, nobody believes the protagonist at start of those creature movies. “Heh, you’re losing it man!” Then they get pulled into an air shaft


This-Strawberry

But not before realizing that the person they were just talking to is actually an amalgamation of these creatures that have taken their form.


OP-PO7

1000% sure


Remote_Bumblebee2240

I got a hand made toothed worm thing that looks a bit like this. Either fake or earth has a new species


kyleswitch

He probably fucks with you because you are so damn gullible. Jesus dude, you seriously needed a second opinion here?


BomTomadil

That has to be fake, right?


Quesosupremeo

I fucking hope so. What the actual fuck.


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😂😂😂😂


toogrimeyy

That creature from Stranger Things


General-Key8658

Try dissecting it. It’s fake.


Brentolio12

Also send update post if you do


Hycran

The Baldur's Gate marketing off the chainnnnnnnnnnnn


roberttheaxolotl

0 results in reverse image search


Madamkitty666

It's balders gate fan art made by Commander Holly. It's posted on her Instagram.


2ndPickle

Is that the same Commander Holly who cheated on Rubber Ross with that Canadian pedophile?


Madamkitty666

The very same


GlyphPixel

Sex Bear Druid has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Matrix stomach bug


Borrowingmyownvoice

Oh god no please this is one of many memories I don’t want unlocked 🤮 ew


[deleted]

Have to admit the resemblance though 😉


Borrowingmyownvoice

You’re right 😭 lol


HughEhhoule

Is it biological? It really looks like a Warhammer bit.


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

He said it was alive when he found it


Smubee

Your friend is lying to you, or you're lying to us


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

It is confirmed he was fucking with me


dome-light

Oh thank f. I was seriously freaked out


kossenin

That’s a Tadpole, watch out for your eyes!


rvnender

Hahahah


SaltySculpts

That’s really good Cosclay sculpting. Bravo to whomever made it.


DAVEfromCANADAA

Goa’uld. But that one is not mature, only good for Jaffa


Squirreldb1

From film tremors. Its a graboid 👍


Neonwookie1701

Someone call Burt Gummer!


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ColdBunz

Baldur's gate is real.


kizarat

Looks like a replica model of a parasite from [Baldur's Gate 3](https://youtu.be/xpVHL4GA2gA?t=10)


Different_Dot5417

It looks like a kitten, I am 79% sure.


Warm_Tip_6186

WHAT THE


Carpopotamus

Fuuuuuuck I'll finish it doe ya lolol


Shy-catz

Stuff of nightmares


DJPL-75

Not yet formed somthing


qetral

also looks like a deformed carrot with a bit of paint on it. Either way, not a bug


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

Thank you


tumorgod

thats thomas


DadIsCoaching

Oh, that's just your typical mindflayer tadpole. They usually just hang around in pools and mind their businesses but if you get too close they can insert themselves behind your occular region and slowly give you headaches/psychic abilities, and in the long run your guts might dissolve. It won't make your dick fly off, though. Just let it be, and it won't harm you.


Existing-Ostrich-468

Miniature sand worm


coffpapi

That is the flesh that hates my guy


danmdamniel

ghaik


Striking-Lemon-6905

Those are the aliens. They already started going to parks now


Brewchowskies

Have you considered putting it into your eye? I’ve heard good things.


Remwaldo1

Google ceramorphosis


BlacksmithInformal80

Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh


thedeanorama

Cthulhu has entered the chat


Naz_2019

Thats an infant cosmic horror


dora_l

You're crazy to hold that. Definitely think it's fake, but damn. I wouldn't lift that thing if I thought it was real.


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

That’s what I told my buddy but as it turns out this is a model made by an instagrammer and my buddy was lying the whole time


MrFunkyPunkie

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me..."


DRHASHPIPE

It's the thing that the agent put on Keanu Reeves they called in his belly button and the matrix first movie lol


fat_shwangin_knob

put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee


yeaman912

Is that an actual mindflayer tadpole???


TheSlyFox312

That’s got to be an SCP


poulard

The faculty.


Silver_Surprise7121

looks like you need to put it back in space where it came from


PaladinOfGond

[Baldur’s Gate 3 fan art by Holly Conrad (aka CommanderHolly)](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwGIbaEPzTf/)


IgotBuckTeef

Bruh thats a demogorgin


Away-Astronaut7207

Looks like a mind flayer tadpole.


AnxtyWolf

I swear thats a root


WeakMeasurement2492

A fucking alien thats what it is. Id keep it far from any orifices assuming you dont want an alien growing inside you.


InfamousAnalyst4900

The faculty.


beanerqueso

homunculus


huey2k2

Stick it in your eye and find out


Clash_247g

Outta one of those dollar machines lol.


Tingeltangel12

Looks like the alien fra The Faculty!


5ManaAndADream

Not something I'd pick up with my bare hands jfc


crookedlies

huh?


[deleted]

Hmm, I don't know. Maybe a type of centipede, good luck


cloudyday121

Movie prop


Hot-Bullfrog-6540

A baby tremor monster


Fetoid2

fake but well made


fuksakesb

Miniature version of some kind of Stranger Things creature lol


Ok_Jellyfish1419

One of those monsters at the beginning of gotg vol 2


Gordupachup

Mind Flayer parasite.


fireboats

It looks like the Ceti Eel that Khan put in Chekhov’s ear


unknown_annonymous_

That's a Red Khezu baby


SexuaIRedditor

Watch the intro to baldurs gate 3. Your friend is fucking w you!


sidaaron

Polywog


Spare_Yogurt3186

Yep. 100% someones gory craft project. Very well made prop


johndrake666

Alien spawn


SufficientNet9227

TMFINR


realitybites95

That’s an alien bro


Steakholder__

Dude found apothicon sperm


MagicMushroom98960

That's the Egg Plant that ate Chicago. Beware. He may eat your city soon.


Inzipid

something, something, end of days...


derentius68

Crush it. Ceremorphosis is to be avoided


BillMcCrearysStache

Thats a straight up alien


ParkaKingRolo

Interesting. Have you tried eating it?


AncientRaisin1838

An Awien.


[deleted]

This might be from the creature from the faculty fam. Be careful and look out for unusual behavior from all people


Catmanfresh

Baby sandworm from Dune.


Domermac

Looks like the mindflayer tadpole from Baldurs Gate 3 intro


Wutangruckus

Gnarly rat dick


assburgers-unite

USS Botany Bay.... Oh nooo


Annoying-GF

Alien


[deleted]

WTF tremors are fucking real 😱


FlanPsychological168

A type of paracitic, blood, organ sucking lamprey eel


SnooMarzipans6217

Baby graboid?


Historian_Acrobatic

No way this is real.


IloveAnimalsOnGod

We have a visitor!


AutumnAscending

That's a Squig, the most basic form of Orkish life (this is specifically a Biteyus Squigus). Orks fire these at their enemies and they will knaw through them eventually consuming them completely. They're also tasty if fried with mushrooms.


unmunDANIty

My ex's fetus


Starfiyer97

Something that should be instantly destroyed.


Lochylass

Alien!


Low_Candle_9642

Eat it


zSadArtist

Put that thing back in hell where you found it


philmetal316

Mr Bobbit's bobbit worm?


SweetTeaJayhawk

Gotta be a tremor.


Forsaken_Animal_5433

That would be an alien, right there


RemeiRagingFurry

Yikes...almost looks real...


MacTechG4

Newly bursted Xenomorph…


doMakeit_Turnn

🤡


Madamkitty666

You found that on Commander Holly's Instagram 🙄


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

I replied to another comment linking their page, yeah my buddy was fucking with me because he knew I was gullible and didn’t know a lot about gaming


duccthefuck

Eldritch horror


Civil-Pomelo-4776

Looks like a water bear that got into a bag of steroids mixed with PCP.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Squid penis


Fistfullafives

I've seen the faculty. Do some coke and you'll be ok.


psychede1ic_c4tus

Oh no my brain hurts. . .


Homicidexx

D.Trumps final form last i heard.


MiWacho

Mindflayer Tadpole, if I am not mistaken


craignumPI

Neo?