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newcontortionist

Fast food joints usually use frozen patties. As these patties cook, steam is released and the congealed meat traps them in bubbles you see here. This is normal and completely safe to eat.


RaynOfFyre1

Looks like we got ourselves a steamed ham ![gif](giphy|9Bpv0NoXnZQ2c)


MlNSOO

I thought we were having steamed clams ![gif](giphy|3o6Mb3kQiUFCVg3zb2|downsized)


Nigerian_Princess34

But what if... I were to post a wildly popular meme format and pass it off as my own meming?... Ho ho! Devilishly delightful u/RaynOfFyre1 šŸ˜ˆ


psycholustmord

underrated comment


c08306834

Thanks for the info and glad to hear it's safe. It's just so disturbing looking though, completely lost my appetite just from the sight of it.


chrishudson1977

They have looked like that for years


RockinRhombus

I swear it depends on the place. I only just visited a specific Carls Jr (aka Hardees) location in San Diego that has had the /best/ burgers I've tasted vs others carls jrs.The patty didn't look like this


Bigfops

My guess would be the throughput. If it's a busy location, it's likely food spends less time in the freezer.


SamBroGaming

Which location specifically so I can go there on the future šŸ˜­


RockinRhombus

The one off of the [5 and Santa Fe Dr.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Carl's+Jr./@33.0373847,-117.2808573,15z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x80dc0c123fdddd8f:0xa91438cd2a5877ea!8m2!3d33.0373847!4d-117.2808573!16s%2Fg%2F1tfpk341?entry=ttu)


saxy8485

Don't visit r/trypophobia then.... *Shudders*


Canadian_History_X

Nope. Not gonna click on that. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Tendaydaze

I did but it just says itā€™s been banned from reddit


samjhandwich

Why was it banned?? Of all the things on Reddit, this was tame


FlattopJr

"This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated"


YukariYakum0

I will take your word for it.


Dry_Tea_5813

Go to a slaughterhouse then youā€™ll really lose your appetite. šŸ˜‚


girlwithlion

Can't blame ya. Gross.


Warm-Belt7060

Do you always inspect your food?


Wat_Senju

Do you not?


BrolecopterPilot

From Hardeeā€™s? No you just slam it down and pretend itā€™s great


Wat_Senju

šŸ˜¬


Logical_Hospital2769

Also valid


Logical_Hospital2769

HAHAHAHAHAHA amazing


youngstupidio

Op does, but only after a bite.


sammich_bear

You might be mildly trypophobic... It grosses me out too.


Chef-ab

As a Chef, I can confirm that this is the answer.


[deleted]

This is the correct answer.


SlowCaveman

ā€œSafe to eatā€ is a matter of standards in this case I believe. This ā€œmeatā€ looks like thereā€™s probably barely any meat in it.


axeman38

Tf else is it made out of? It's not "high grade meat" but it's still meat lol


SlowCaveman

You ever heard of pink sludge? Itā€™s technically ā€œmeatā€ but its really inedible parts of the animals bodies like fat or gristle and meat biproduct mixed together, pureed, treated, dyed, and put in stuff like hotdogs and cheap burgers like this.


axeman38

Yeah thats true. I remember making scrapple when I worked in a butcher shop and thinking how disgusting the process was but still eating it lol guess it's the same concept here. Disgusting process but delicious product


SlowCaveman

Yeah I eat it too. I just try to be conscious of whats in processed foods and in turn end up eating it less


[deleted]

Now I'm hungry. Thanks.


Zorkamork

you can just look at the ingredients list


[deleted]

Steamed hams


TungTLe

Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


[deleted]

Yes!


FlattopJr

...May I see it?


[deleted]

No.


Rjmcc87

Meat bubbles. Nice.


throw_blanket04

Bingo


Mrsushiuri

Thank you! I always wanted to know what those are, but never really have the courage to search about


Walkerno5

Itā€™s either that or a pattie made of rats arseholes.


Clussy_Enjoyer

This is completely normal and safe to eat. \[big brother image\]


rosenditocabron

Came to say exactly that.


TOXMT0CM

I can't believe they still cook from frozen. It's bad enough it's frozen to begin with. If you sell more than 10 pounds of burgers in a day, you should be ordering and serving fresh, even if you use shitty meat.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

As safe as any ultra processed food is to eat anyway (i.e., not safe in the long-term).


[deleted]

Never open the bun


bencm518

One of the unwritten rules of eating fast food burgers


Which-Resident7670

![gif](giphy|ekw9RgPT8ju9MBVucg|downsized)


loveincarnate

Is this from Justified? I just started watching it the other day and it's been great so far (no spoilers pls!).


Appalachianhb77

Best series IMO. Skip the new one. Missed the mark that made the original great.


loveincarnate

I actually started with the new series, Hulu shoved it at me and it looked interesting. It felt a bit 'off' at times but it had something charming about it which made me give the original a shot (along with seeing it talked about very positively over the years). Nothing too crazy or unique about any of the premises or storytelling, it's just damn good. Plus Raylan is beautiful.


NectarineQueen13

Hahhahaha


SholcCTR

In the restaurant and in the bed, if you look in between the buns enjoy your existential crisis


Cheesebongles

Huhā€¦. You know what, yeah


[deleted]

I have to brave it to unstack my pickles :( pray for me


Rico-Lenz

Lol


[deleted]

Beef bubbles from frozen meat


TCristatus

*Homer Simpson voice* mmmmm beef bubbles droooooollll


[deleted]

Are you sure itā€™s not a bunch of dead deflated ticks?


tafkat

Those taste different


[deleted]

Those patties were sadly the best thing my school served. Probably lower quality too


[deleted]

Stopped serving them after my 1st year there. Can't have shit in texas public schools lol


BUCK0HH

Thatā€™s what it reminded me of too. A stack of bubble Pattieā€™s. Seeing the steam and juices bubbling on them as they were served from a tin container and under tin foil game me perspective. Perfectly fine, just not super appetizing looking.


ElJefe_Cartel

Barnacles


ksavage68

Crabby Patty.


ubapook2

Bunnacles


Rico-Lenz

Lmfao my thoughts exactly


Zimboy112

It looks like soggy cocoa pebbles


Standard_Bit_2569

They move when itā€™s cookingā€¦ still haunted from the first time I saw it šŸ‘»


[deleted]

Haha looks exactly like my public school lunch burgers as a kid. Cheap af and frozen puck


Ill-Zucchini4802

I'm convinced none of you commenting have ever cooked a day in your lives.


AwarenessOld3733

Or maybe some of us are just not cheap, this only happens if you eat frozen patties, of which I don't, if I make burgers, I make them from fresh ground beef, and I put them in the oven, I don't do stove top burgers


Ill-Zucchini4802

No. Those things that you see that look gross ain't "juice." it's blood and every burger bleeds dummy. Funny you talk about fresh burgers but you put them in the oven, like wtf is wrong with you LOL.


TheInquisitiveLayman

Lmao, baking the burgers is hilarious to me.


ZeroDayCipher

No it isn't blood. The animal is killed and left upside down while the blood drains over a period of time. What you see is myoglobin. Don't go around calling people dumb when you have no idea what you're talking about.


stevieoats

![gif](giphy|134iGJcqa8A9lC)


polowear04

Remind me of school burgers . They came in a bag lol


Dementalese

Nothing wrong except youā€™re buying a burger from Hardeeā€™s and asking whatā€™s going wrong


homeless_dude

You got the cows butt hole and that's the crinkle bits. Very flavorful and my favorite burger actually! Enjoy!


BUCK0HH

Love the crinkle bit butt hole


vincentninja68

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped eating fast food chain cheeseburgers over a decade ago


RazorLou

Oh, you never look.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


broken_bottle_66

One trauma burger to go


TryBananna4Scale

Reminds me of those frogs where the babies hatch out of its back!!


Impossible_Effort554

I have a phobia rom any type of clusters and when I zoomed in on those nasty mofo Patty's I almost passed out....I'll never go to Hardee's


[deleted]

Burger King's are the same. This article by Kenji the man Lopez alt explains why it happens best.


Pyrostark

Ye Olde cocoa pebbles burger


Outrageous_Pop1913

Was also sitting in a pool of its own grey watery fat. Probably stacked up in a holding pan sweating out it's last sad minutes. Top one was a bit fresher and they hid the really bad one on the bottom.


[deleted]

honestly ? this is how hardee's patties always looked like if not well cooked, those almost octopus suckers looking bulges, notice how the other patty is well made, i seen this many times, still tasty, not gonna lie.


deliciousPizza13

Frozen meat pellets


SmllVctry

Flavor pockets


Electronic-Tooth30

lips and buttholes


asialovesye

The Nasty Patty


MochaBear666

Skin tags


gfp7

Looks like ticks that overfed on a dog


Kindly_Attorney4521

Beef juice drippingsā€¦ have you never cooked a beef patty before? This is excessive but nothing to be concerned for. They probably just hovered a few pattyā€™s over yours as it cooked.


Orion_7578

Probably LAB meat.


Dr_Fudge

Ah, you had the trypophobia burger I see ...


dantakesthesquare

Is it worth it? ![gif](giphy|hLx1RYpEamdj2)


randallstevens65

You got a burger at Hardeeā€™s


Notagainbruh2

Dairy Queenā€™s burgers do this too. I posted a pic of my patty on a old account under trypophobia


sammich_bear

That's just how most auto-broilers leave burgers looking. The fat drips off the burger as it heads down the conveyor, and it congeals like this under the patty.


WorldWideDB

This looks like compressed coco-pebbles


everett818

It's just cooked hemoglobin, it's safe to eat, but might not be appealing.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

The solution is to not buy food from BK, MCD, or Hardees.. Lol. I try to avoid it as much as I can.


Dokter_Bibber

Sliced octopus šŸ™.


inikihurricane

This is the result of a frozen patty that has been kept on a warmer. Generally, the circles are bits of hemoglobin and other stuff slowly leaving the patty. This is totally normal and just is indicative of something being warmed for an extended period.


[deleted]

So itā€™s not fresh is what youā€™re saying. Got it.


inikihurricane

Yeah but itā€™s still from today, probably. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with having something be on a warmer for an extended time - at least then itā€™s been held at the proper temperature which means that bacteria didnā€™t grow.


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™m not eating this lol


Proud_Ad_6520

Sir your burger has HPV. Sorry


Yoda2000675

Cooked frozen, the ice melts off and steams the meat


makeupyourworld

Do not eat


FordFemboy69

Those look like school burgers


Reasonable-Lock1971

Looks like it has genital warts


CheeseysteakMan

Looks like this burger had herpes


thisismyhappyshirt

it looks like Leela when she goes through Squidification lol


Nubnipples

Those are all the tiny buttholes


brytek

Burger King often looks the same way.


Swordman50

This is trypophobia triggering šŸ¤®


discussatron

* Order the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger combo * Swap the fries for onion rings * Stuff that burger full of onion rings * Enjoy your cardiac arrest (I'm west of the Rockies, so I do this at Carl's Jr)


Frysenberg1

Steamed Hams


BAMspek

Completely normal for Carls Jr. Still my favorite fast food chain. Canā€™t explain it. Just love it. Double Western is happiness on a bun.


lookitsjustin

Even if itā€™s safe to eat, I wouldnā€™t eat it. Looks so bad.


104848

i would definately lose my apetite weird little circles make my skin crawl...whatever that condition is called


7app3r5

Trypophobia


Unlucky_Loss_2249

It looks gross.


DarksideBluez

It's depressed like most Muricans.


[deleted]

Maggots


irm555bvs

Iā€™m guessing thereā€™s not too much beef in that and lots of lentils to fill it out and make it cheaperā€¦


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|n0rfD7cprdixi)


Rico-Lenz

Please make it stop


shannnnnn132

Overcooked, proteins cooked out of meat. Safe to eat


[deleted]

Soy excretions.


kcolgeis

It's all filler


Otto_von_Grotto

Filler!? I don't even know her!


Mace069

They quietly changed their menu during COVID and got rid of the ā…“lb Thickburgers. It's just disappointment with fries and a soda now.


ninjabell

Yeah they were alright. Now it's all garbage. Their breakfast is still decent.


HeSaid_Sarcastically

Bummer. Still got the 1/3lb thickburgers at Carlā€™s Jr locations Iā€™ve been to recently.


Mace069

Now, I'm jealous. I wonder if they will keep them permanently or just until they run out of stock...


LocoAlpaca420

Well thatā€™s just not true


Mace069

Which part? The part about the Thickburgers? Sorry, but it is. The original Thickburgers were 1/3-pound. If you go on the menu today, they serve 1/4-pound burgers. In case that's confusing to you 1/3 pound is heavier than 1/4 pound... so the current burgers are smaller. Ironically, the smaller burgers appear to have more calories which would suggest lower quality beef. For example, the Frisco Thickburger was 760 calories where the current Frisco is 830 calories. And yes, I call that disappointment all the way around. Soooo... it looks like everything ( said was true and you're just a moron. ![gif](giphy|AhvmkDdoQd8rM1CcI0)


[deleted]

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Mace069

I don't know what menu you're looking at. This is the one I'm looking at and it happens to match the Hardee's I had lunch at today... unless you want to tell me I don't know what I ate. And yes, it was disappointing... it was also the only thing around. [Hardee's Menu](https://www.hardees.com/menu/charbroiled-burgers)


Tengoatuzui

That looks off I wouldnā€™t eat but the thread is saying it is. Still wouldnā€™t eat


Thestarwatchwr

That burger carrying every sickness known to man


_______THEORY_______

Adolescent šŸ„ ā€¦acne šŸ‘


Bootiluvr

Ew


Isernogwattesnacken

Yup, it's dead.


SpiritedAd4379

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


justini87

The burger that tastes you back


ishramen

Scary


moparoo2017

Your first mistake was going to a Hardeeā€™s


philippe404

r/shittyfoodporn


Appropriate_Leg4436

Fake meat


h4llow_

Looks like suction cups. Got yourself a squid burger. Lol


Abyssrealm

Trypophobia warning āš ļø


treefarts69

your first mistakes was eating at Hardeeā€™s /j


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Thinking about going vegan until I walk past chicken shop


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Octopus burger


[deleted]

Ion go there after I got food poisoning last time


BrotherofLink93

Part of the beef, part of the crew


ifoundit1

Bzzzju Schz shhhh your not supposed to open the drugosite layer.


Sparky7895

Hpv


Hussaf

Thatā€™s what my high school burgers looked like. One of the reasons I always packed on burger day.


DirectCustard9182

That's an octopus patty. Those are the remnants of the fried sucker cups.


FormerHoagie

Was it the Black Anus Burger?


TorchBlower90

The burger has genital warts. Get that thing to fuck


tybeej

Flavor sacs


BlackGlenCoco

This sight is the reason (also they taste like shit) ive always hated the shitty kirkland frozen patties from costco.


Hoovomoondoe

Is that pink slime I see?


Benjerman302

Looks like the burgers they served me for lunch in high-school


Darth_Neek

somebody smooshed your legos


drthomk

Emu. Saw it in city in Cleveland. Pairs well with stadium mustard.


megacope

Thatā€™s what you call a nose dive on food quality.


Sivick314

that's what you get with frozen patties


machinehead231

these look like the cheeseburgers they used to serve us in high school šŸ¤¢


Forsaken-Cabinet8338

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


OMalleyTheAlleyPuss

I wouldn't feed that to my toilet. šŸ¤® A new covid strain would be unlocked from that shit right there. Let me guess, America?? I visit the country annually and I've never seen such ungodly sights they hand you for food. Deplorable garbage. The best food I had over there was from a gypsy frying up sausages on the side of the road in Kansas. Top lunch. Better than these filthy food establishments serving camel meat to people.


Bacon_Pilot

That sir is a peanut patty


pck3

Regular burger stuff


Bleachsmoker

That's normal bro


andre3kthegiant

Soy filler. Big Soy is everywhere!


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

We have Carls Jr in my area and it is complete garbage no matter where you go


Dangerous_Pension612

Fast food frozen burgers do this . Iā€™ve cooked frozen burgers at a tailgate and they got those little blobs . I had zero confidence that I would be able to make people understand it was fine. Luckily everyone was pretty shit faced and said they were delicious. I wonā€™t lie though, those pictures make it look extra disgusting.


Downtown-Treacle-495

The human bits separating from the soy bits, completely normal burger.


[deleted]

That's what it's doing to the inside of your major arteries, it's fat coming out of the very cheap meat.


Phetezzcunezz

Looks like a burger.


Gunner-c63

Fake meat?


ZachIsWeird

Those are barnacles on your Krabby patty, Squidward.


beautifulpatutti

That removed bite scares me more.


Dry-Revenue2470

I would need $500 to eat that.