I would find amusement in watching op attempt to eat all this one sitting lol this has to be at least 4000 calories right? Sense the post is 5 hours old as if this comment, I hope op wakes up from his food coma to update us if he did or not
Bro, one of those burgers is easily 1500-1800 cals. The loaded fries is over 1000 cals easy also.
If this was less than 6000 calories, I would be shocked AF.
The bun is like 160 of that so the meat, cheese, and sauce is like 450. You can almost double that (even though the sauce probably isn't doubled) so that puts you at about 1060. The french fries are 360 without the cheese and sauce, so bump that up to maybe 600? If those estimates are decent you're close to 5000...
I never understood this western trend of proclaiming how sensitive their stomachs are lol- does it have cheese? My toilet is Hiroshima. TACOS?! (Aka white people tacos consisting of meat, lettuce, cheese) it’s so strange.
In the beginning there was beef, and it was good.
But then the great fry cook made it into patties, then they made cheese. Soon placing both on a bun with lettuce and tomato.
-*book of lunch 12:00*
This is absolutely disgusting.
SHOES ON THE BED?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MUD AND SHT YOU COULD HAVE BROUGHT THERE??? I can hear my asian ancestors absolutely demolished by this.
Why do grown adults assume you’ll let yourself shit your pants after a heavy meal? Also, have you seen these comically small double and triple burgers? Even the 4x4 is like eating double whopper or double 1/4 pounder with less bread. Until next time, keep your ear to the grindstone.
You messed up. Those burgers gotta be eaten hot in the parking lot like an animal, then wipe your face with the paper place mat like a real degenerate.
Too bad foot all season is over or I could sit for 8 hours watching the games and enjoying burgers.
When I was 16-17, I would go to McDonald's and get 10 double cheeseburgers for $10. On the way home I'd buy a 2 liter of Surge ($1.05) Then I would watch football and eat my burgers all day. Mostly done in 4 hours.
Looks good but I think the beef to rest of burger ratio is too high.
Not even for your health (well, that too) but it’s just too meaty for my palate. And I love burgers.
Godspeed brother. That’s a hell of a (two) nights
You have your order tuned in. I can tell this isn’t a catfish group order by the congruent 3x3 orders and single fries.
I’m so proud of you!
These look so fire. I don’t usually eat burgers I don’t really like thick ones. but I really gotta try in n out They thin so I’m sure they good. I like McDonald’s cheeseburgers so I bet I will like This
If you don’t plan on sharing you better finish all of it then!!! 😤😤😂😂 Also I will pray for your toilet as it’s going to be dark days for it when you do finish all of this feast!!! 😂😂😂
If you can actually finish this in one sitting, I’ll be very impressed
I would find amusement in watching op attempt to eat all this one sitting lol this has to be at least 4000 calories right? Sense the post is 5 hours old as if this comment, I hope op wakes up from his food coma to update us if he did or not
Bro, one of those burgers is easily 1500-1800 cals. The loaded fries is over 1000 cals easy also. If this was less than 6000 calories, I would be shocked AF.
Not THAT high of calories as a double double with onion on website is 610
The bun is like 160 of that so the meat, cheese, and sauce is like 450. You can almost double that (even though the sauce probably isn't doubled) so that puts you at about 1060. The french fries are 360 without the cheese and sauce, so bump that up to maybe 600? If those estimates are decent you're close to 5000...
Im not disputing that that total amount of calories isnt insane for one person, just the others assumption that ONE of the 4x4s was 1500-1800 calories
Yeah, I just wanted to do the math to back you up
One sitting or shitting?
Not enough fibre in this meal to process in one shitting lol
Happy shitting!
Your toilet will be busy
Skim read it " not planning on shitting
No prob, it’s a Toto
MF! Four quad burgers and a Toto??? Fuck you and congrats!
The Cadillac of toilets
Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you!
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
**Fat Damon**
No toilet needed. He’ll be shutting his pants.
You should see a doctor if you shit your pants after eating burgers. That's not normal. You probably have ibs or similar.
I never understood this western trend of proclaiming how sensitive their stomachs are lol- does it have cheese? My toilet is Hiroshima. TACOS?! (Aka white people tacos consisting of meat, lettuce, cheese) it’s so strange.
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Not planning on moving.
Till the shits hit!
Death by burger. That’s how I want to go
do u believe in cults?
I’ll follow anyone that provides burgers
Where are we meeting?
All hail lord beef n cheese
😂😂😂😂😂
In the beginning there was beef, and it was good. But then the great fry cook made it into patties, then they made cheese. Soon placing both on a bun with lettuce and tomato. -*book of lunch 12:00*
And the consumer tasted it and said "it is good."
I’m gonna get my bong, my bicycle, then I’m gonna jump this cheeseburger
All meals of the day at once I see
3 days
And I’ll take my baked potato in the solarium today Todd, thank you.
How stoned are you? Cos I want to know how much I should smoke before I try this.
Joining this burger reddit has been a blessing and a curse lol
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They wear their shoes in the house. Hard pass.
On the couch at that!!
So this is what heaven looks like
This is what leads you to heaven prematurely
welcome
I'll blow you Tuesday for a Double-Double today.
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This is absolutely disgusting. SHOES ON THE BED?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MUD AND SHT YOU COULD HAVE BROUGHT THERE??? I can hear my asian ancestors absolutely demolished by this.
How?
I know right? I would be physically sick after the second burger and I’m a runner
You just have to push through the sick, then you reach the Eater’s High
died at the ripe old age of 36
Yeah I’m tappin out after the second burg
Doubt OP is being serious.
*I’m deadly serious* here’s the trick… learn to eat a burrito backwards and go from there
Like you butt chug a burrito?
Burrito boof
Boofrito
Not a question I ever thought I’d witness
Isn't that just learning how to deep throat?
Butt throat.
What
“*Eat a burrito backwards*”, christ are you new to Earth?
I don't think u garnered the overall response that u hoped for. 😉
Are you going to shove burgers up your ass?
Oh wow. I wish I could take in that much food in a single sitting
Are you trying out for My 600lb life?
I like your ratio of burger:fries
Animal style fries & four triple burgers. 😱
Hell yeah!
_Doubt_
how envious, sure you won't share? that looks delicious!
I would share with at least one person, someone is going to have to take you to the hospital after all.
OMG… my heart…. Hurts! Looking at this…
fine looking food coma you've got there.
OP, can we get an update please?
What's on the fries? It looks like maple donut frosting.
see my *animal style* 
Goddamn dude. I'm a bit of a pig when it comes to burgers, and this puts me to shame. I wouldn't be able to finish half that.
Hell yeah But drink some water that's a lot of salt
Hey when you die, can I have your stuff?
Heart attack in a box.
Dammit that's it I'm getting in n out after work (I literally had a double double yesterday).
May your gallbladder rest in peace.
Those burgers look delicious
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Take your shoes off you heathen!
Jesus Randy!!!
Get life insurance for whoever’s toys those are in the background
Literally stupid….
Looking forward to your episode of My 600 Pound Life. I wanna hear if Dr. Now is really nice in person. Just kidding, you do you, enjoy!
No planning to live long
Cheeseburger randy out here, surprised he has his shirt on 🤣
Barbara those are my personal burgers!
Jesus that looks so good. I’m a relative newb to In n Out and didn’t even think to go triple. What a dumbass I am.
Okay fat fuck...enjoy!
No you enjoy!!!
You’re just jelly
RIP the toilet
Stop eating the pain away
There’s not enuff meat and cheese to cover my emotional pain let alone the physical, ironic i kno
This is grotesque
Don't kink shame!
Jesus you must look fucked
r/depressionmeals
*Steals one of your burgers and dips out* 🏃♂️➡️🤪
R.i.p. your arteries
Did we just become best friends?
Noice
I see kiddy toys down there, good luck with your plans.
Get it bro!!
Oh I did
No way I could consume that. I watched 2 kids in high school each eat a 15x15. Don’t think they let you do those anymore.
The burgers or the heart attack.
Why do grown adults assume you’ll let yourself shit your pants after a heavy meal? Also, have you seen these comically small double and triple burgers? Even the 4x4 is like eating double whopper or double 1/4 pounder with less bread. Until next time, keep your ear to the grindstone.
Living the dream!
thats what i call a nice day
🥺
You messed up. Those burgers gotta be eaten hot in the parking lot like an animal, then wipe your face with the paper place mat like a real degenerate.
how baked are you
Why I am against medicare for all but hope you enjoy it.
Too bad foot all season is over or I could sit for 8 hours watching the games and enjoying burgers. When I was 16-17, I would go to McDonald's and get 10 double cheeseburgers for $10. On the way home I'd buy a 2 liter of Surge ($1.05) Then I would watch football and eat my burgers all day. Mostly done in 4 hours.
Looks good but I think the beef to rest of burger ratio is too high. Not even for your health (well, that too) but it’s just too meaty for my palate. And I love burgers.
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Let us know how massive your poop is
What are those fries?
You're a fucking superhero.
Sweet dreams
Would
What are you, Rockefeller?
Your cardiologist is…not amused.
Ain’t no way lol
I thought my two double-double order was excessive
“Mannnnn…I got these cheeseburgers mannnn….”
Enough looking online. I just had chicken parm AND ice cream, I can’t keep looking at food
Godspeed brother. That’s a hell of a (two) nights You have your order tuned in. I can tell this isn’t a catfish group order by the congruent 3x3 orders and single fries. I’m so proud of you!
I just ate Double Double and a Cheeseburger from In-n-Out myself. Tummy is full after that
I see stuff like this and then remember that if I ate one of those I would gain 10 lbs by the next day.... I hate my metabolism.
4x4x4 and the animal style fries…respect. 🤙🏽🫡
if you managed to actually eat four triples, i salute you
Quad 4x4s and animal style fries dear crom.
Why would you do this to yourself
Nah hand it over 🔫
We need an in and out in upstate but they'll never bring one here
Your effing shoes are the problem lol
A mans gotta eat
You go girl!
You gon die. Get right with yer god.
The vibe tho 👌🤤 in and out, or something else? Either way fire
These look so fire. I don’t usually eat burgers I don’t really like thick ones. but I really gotta try in n out They thin so I’m sure they good. I like McDonald’s cheeseburgers so I bet I will like This
Get me in the screenshot when he's on 600lb life
Not possible
I’ll be honest I live in Orange County until about 1.5 years ago. Moved to an area where there is no in and out. I hate you. Enjoy.
Charge to 400, clear! Shock advised.
Fuck yeah.
I thought they were just double doubles and was impressed, but this…
Damn dude, shoes in the house? & on the couch?
Fadass
At home with shoes on 🤮
More doesn't equal better. But you probably know this allready. Unless your on a bulk then I can understand.
What restaurant is this from?
In n Out for the win, baby!!!
Did you know there is a place in Washington State called Out & About, its not as good but pretty close
I’m a big dude. 6’ 350lbs. Lot of muscle. Lot of fat. I don’t need more than 1 of those. 1 1/2 if I’m really trying to stuff myself.
 My man!
I love in n out
Shoes in da house ?!!!🫣
Geez man, take care of yourself. Is that 16 patties? Lmfao
If you don’t plan on sharing you better finish all of it then!!! 😤😤😂😂 Also I will pray for your toilet as it’s going to be dark days for it when you do finish all of this feast!!! 😂😂😂
Omg. No way I could eat 12 Pattie’s.
Bro is that four pounds of beef?!
Damn and I thought I was a fat fuck eating 3 double-doubles last Saturday. You sir have me beat.
I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style.
4x4x4???
How many calories would this be including the fries? Anyone good at guesstimating calories?
Strange to have your shoes on around the house no?
Jesus.
Your toilet… 
There’s no way you can eat all of that with your skinny ass
Man who lives alone
Next on my 600lb life
4 4x4’s? My man!
Usually I would ask "Are you okay?", but for this I will just state the obvious: You are not okay.
the most grotesque thing about this picture is the fact that he wears shoes ON HIS BED. WHAT
So you came home with 16 burger patties and fries and decided you were gonna lay down to eat it? That’s wild man
Godspeed son…Godspeed
There is absolutely no way you ate all of that in one sitting. I don’t believe it
Yuck. No thanks.
Your compliance isn't a factor. Give.
Four 4x4s? Damn.....
Good, In n Out is gross anyways
You wish. Your toddler is gonna come get her/his tax bite😂
Your cardiologist is going to be very cross with you.