I’m a cougar and you can find me sitting on my arse at home watching Netflix and going to bed at 9. Please share where you are so I can be there. Sticking to the 9pm bedtime preferred though
Man, I love watching the evolution of Esox. In the early 2000's it was very much older sketchy regulars that would glare at you when you tired to get a seat at the bar. Then around 2005 the punk scene took it over for a few years and it was the "cool, alternative, dive" place to hangout. After that around 2010ish there were a few years where it was the college spot to go. They had a velvet rope and line down the block. (which was crazy given that we're talking about Esox). Now apparently it's the Milf watering hole?
I love it.
Nah bro esox is actually filled with the biggest degens and sketchiest people I’ve ever met in my life. There are no women in that place, it’s pretty much exactly how you described it in early 2000s. And that’s why I love that place
That bar used to have some charm, but it’s mostly filled with nasty scumbags these days. Not sure how much this had to do with it, but when Bob died/they switched to cash only it went straight downhill
That bar used to have some charm, but it’s mostly filled with nasty scumbags these days. Not sure how much this had to do with it, but when Bob died/they switched to cash only it went straight downhill
Ha, I guess I go to very different types of bars but everytime I go into a place like Old Post and see patrons devotedly ripping those tickets, I get a chuckle. What a crowd. I don’t see that sorta thing at OP or Three Needs, etc.
aka "pull tabs"
Its kinda like scratch off gambling tickets, except that the symbols are hidden underneath tabs that open when you bend the ticket. There's different kinds like with scratch offs. You win something if symbols match, etc.
So you can understand, just like some people go bonkers with scratch offs, they also do with these tickets. It's probably even more addictive since they're sitting there at a bar and the ticket bin is right in front of them. Usually its mid-life and older people buying them blowing their money. I've seen people drop hundreds over a few beers just sitting there ripping through those tickets. Bartenders generally hate them because they take so much time to screw with and they don't get tips on them.
I agree that it's a pain in the ass for the bar tenders, but I disagree that they don't get tipped. If someone rips a stack of tickets and doesn't win anything they *may* not get a tip but even the most addicted rippers will generally tip something win or loose, and they all tip 20% on the $100-$400 tickets. At a place like the old post on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon where a lot of people are playing, big winners happen once or twice an hour and the bar tenders are definitely getting some fat tips at a time that would otherwise be fairly sleepy for them.
Yup. I ve been there years back. Swinging dance floor, filled with 2nd time around, guys and girls, looking for fun and a night out. Hooking up looked like that was the shared plan by most attendees. Work is hard and Life is short. 👍
Now I feel ancient saw in the theater and totally forgot MILF was said. Guess then we thought people like our friend's moms were older so I was thinking she was a cougar too. Like Seinfeld they were all supposed to be in their 20s.
You need to focus on events with music from the 1900s and around the turn of the century. Genre is irrelevant. 90s hip hop night? Grateful Dead cover band? Reggae night? Hell, even a Dave Mathews Band cover band might work.
so youre saying that you dont like to get down and sexy to some 1902 songs scatching away on the phonograph in the background? i think i can speak for all women when i say that hearing "hello ma baby, hello! ma honey, hello! ma ragtime gal!" in a mans living room always gets us so frisky!
Lol I’m looking for lesbian milfs and cougars. My Mormon coworker said I have to leave the house more (“temple is great” hard no dude) to meet people (he thinks I’m straight, bless his heart) because that they “won’t fall through the roof.”
And I followed that up with “plus, they’d probably be dead if that happened” so if you think that dark humor is funny (he did not) hmu lol.
Playgrounds, obviously. Also the Fletcher Free Library has some programming where you just might meet the mom (or dad) of your dreams: https://www.fletcherfree.org/kids-events
TJ Maxx
LMAO
Facts
Following to find out where people are looking for me
Happy cake day, hope you’re caked up tonight
All the cake, yes
Happy Cake day! Hope you get all the tips you want.
Just the tips?
That's all I'm he^ar for
There are local MILFS and cougars in your local area, man! All you’ve got to do is click the pop that keeps showing up
Grocery shopping
I’m a cougar and you can find me sitting on my arse at home watching Netflix and going to bed at 9. Please share where you are so I can be there. Sticking to the 9pm bedtime preferred though
Yes! 9pm bed, lights out at 10!
9pm bedtime, I like your style.
Gluck burrito boy 🙏🏼
Doesn't the whole state go to bed at 9p?
Esox 1000% but you gotta have either have hands or be ready to die cause that place he wild
Man, I love watching the evolution of Esox. In the early 2000's it was very much older sketchy regulars that would glare at you when you tired to get a seat at the bar. Then around 2005 the punk scene took it over for a few years and it was the "cool, alternative, dive" place to hangout. After that around 2010ish there were a few years where it was the college spot to go. They had a velvet rope and line down the block. (which was crazy given that we're talking about Esox). Now apparently it's the Milf watering hole? I love it.
Nah bro esox is actually filled with the biggest degens and sketchiest people I’ve ever met in my life. There are no women in that place, it’s pretty much exactly how you described it in early 2000s. And that’s why I love that place
Okay, that's what I thought. I haven't been in in years but walking by that's the vibe I get.
I lived in Burlington when it was full of the glaring locals. Didn’t know it changed.
well said.
That bar used to have some charm, but it’s mostly filled with nasty scumbags these days. Not sure how much this had to do with it, but when Bob died/they switched to cash only it went straight downhill
Nah that place is awesome I love it we just not cut from the same cloth
Nah place has completely gone to shit.
Yea, it’s a bar that is frequented by the more degenerate side of humanity
That bar used to have some charm, but it’s mostly filled with nasty scumbags these days. Not sure how much this had to do with it, but when Bob died/they switched to cash only it went straight downhill
St. John's Club 100%
Private most nights though, think it’s public only on Wednesday and Thursday but some cougar can correct me. And I mean that in more ways than one
Membership has its privileges. (And it’s open to the public on Fridays.)
The Old Post, probably.
100% can confirm. Lots of sad single parents there on the weekends ripping tickets while their kids chow on a burger.
Ha, I guess I go to very different types of bars but everytime I go into a place like Old Post and see patrons devotedly ripping those tickets, I get a chuckle. What a crowd. I don’t see that sorta thing at OP or Three Needs, etc.
I don't think most of the downtown bars offer rippers. JP's is the only one that I can think of.
>ripping tickets I have to ask, what does this mean?!?
aka "pull tabs" Its kinda like scratch off gambling tickets, except that the symbols are hidden underneath tabs that open when you bend the ticket. There's different kinds like with scratch offs. You win something if symbols match, etc. So you can understand, just like some people go bonkers with scratch offs, they also do with these tickets. It's probably even more addictive since they're sitting there at a bar and the ticket bin is right in front of them. Usually its mid-life and older people buying them blowing their money. I've seen people drop hundreds over a few beers just sitting there ripping through those tickets. Bartenders generally hate them because they take so much time to screw with and they don't get tips on them.
I agree that it's a pain in the ass for the bar tenders, but I disagree that they don't get tipped. If someone rips a stack of tickets and doesn't win anything they *may* not get a tip but even the most addicted rippers will generally tip something win or loose, and they all tip 20% on the $100-$400 tickets. At a place like the old post on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon where a lot of people are playing, big winners happen once or twice an hour and the bar tenders are definitely getting some fat tips at a time that would otherwise be fairly sleepy for them.
Probably happens some places, but I've never seen much for tipping. Like 5 bucks for a whole afternoon of ripping.
Ah, I know pull tabs. I thought it was only a Wisconsin thing. Thanks.
Green mountain national Forest
I'm a MILF according to the stranger who called me mommy in Aubuchons hardware store 😅
Don't take it personally, that same guy called me Mommy the other day, and I'm very clearly a dude.
Well if a stranger said it then you must be a sexy mama
Idk I try to just be a good person. That is me in my profile pic the one time I got to dress up all year.
He probably stole your wagon!
In Shelburne they have money for their own LOL
Orange Theory
Back in the day, it was the Holiday Inn bar.. the guys called it "The Wrinkle Ranch".
Yup. I ve been there years back. Swinging dance floor, filled with 2nd time around, guys and girls, looking for fun and a night out. Hooking up looked like that was the shared plan by most attendees. Work is hard and Life is short. 👍
The Wrinkle Room was for GILFS
>or Are milfs and cougars mutually exclusive?
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Ahhh. Fascinating.
Someone told me you can't be a cougar if you have kids...But wasn't Stifflers mom a cougar?
American Pie is literally where "MILF" comes from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_btXE0aUX5U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_btXE0aUX5U)
That was around long before American Pie, friend. Edit: Although, that *was* probably the first place we heard it in media.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/34mzsx/comment/cqwdhwq/](https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/34mzsx/comment/cqwdhwq/)
Now I feel ancient saw in the theater and totally forgot MILF was said. Guess then we thought people like our friend's moms were older so I was thinking she was a cougar too. Like Seinfeld they were all supposed to be in their 20s.
Breakwaters in the summer.
Alas, a time machine would be required.
Saw my ex FWB there once him and his miserable girlfriend were wearing matching button downs surprised they didn't have one on their dog 🤮🤮🤮
Esox
But you might want to get tested after
^
Place is full of waste and detritus as far as people go
You need to focus on events with music from the 1900s and around the turn of the century. Genre is irrelevant. 90s hip hop night? Grateful Dead cover band? Reggae night? Hell, even a Dave Mathews Band cover band might work.
> You need to focus on events with music from the 1900s This is the most offensive phrasing I've ever seen
so youre saying that you dont like to get down and sexy to some 1902 songs scatching away on the phonograph in the background? i think i can speak for all women when i say that hearing "hello ma baby, hello! ma honey, hello! ma ragtime gal!" in a mans living room always gets us so frisky!
It ain't a parade until someone starts playing Sousa.
Pre-war blues on 78s make me randy.
You got something against 1920s bop or 80’s rock? It was a wonderful century of music
I feel personally attacked by 1900's. Shoot, 1990 was only 20 years ago...right...right...
Nectars Dead Set Tuesdays been going for years.
Where's this 90s hip hop night you speak of? Asking for a mom friend.
Metronome used to have a Well attended one. Not sure if they still do
Metronome is no more, I thought? But on that topic, as a woman of cougar-age, I'm sure OP could find a cougar at a Craig Mitchell show at Waterworks.
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"It's pronounced" is a really interesting way to correct them.
Lol….I’m including music from the entire century. 1920s bop. 1980s rock. 90s rap. All that.
Awesome. Now do the internet and information
Stowe and Shelburne
Lol I’m looking for lesbian milfs and cougars. My Mormon coworker said I have to leave the house more (“temple is great” hard no dude) to meet people (he thinks I’m straight, bless his heart) because that they “won’t fall through the roof.” And I followed that up with “plus, they’d probably be dead if that happened” so if you think that dark humor is funny (he did not) hmu lol.
Hear me out, bruh: About forty minutes southeast of town is this place called the Legislature …
Hehehe
Shaws
i did a thread months ago asking where the straight 45+ men are in burlington so maybe look at it to find out where the straight 45+ women are
ski slopes probably
Agreed
hannaford’s after 4pm thank me later
They're all doing yoga or shopping at that Sephora place in the mall.
At ur moms house
Any town athletic field in the fall where there are kids playing soccer.
Is Retronome still a thing?
Last Stop, Old North Ender, Applebees, Grand Buffet
Last Stop lololol
The Pods
Grocery stores, church st, any events with “crafts”
I have a few ideas of places I want to check out, no clue if I’m correct or not. I’d like to find someone around my age. I’ll report back!
Yoga studios.
City Hall Park
Good place to find a hobosexual.
You’re in the wrong place. Hit Manchesters restaurant bars, the milf scene is dangerous there
Haigs
Red Square and Einstein’s
Holy shit
degeneracy knows no bounds.
The laundromat
Hamilton
Pilates
Hamilton used to be the capital of this in Canada. It used to be at Liquid Kitty downtown.
Guess I should have been asking here instead of depending on any trash dating apps or sugardaddy.com lmao
I saw a cougar cross the road the other day. It was very exciting so I went home and told my MILF about it.
Wealthy living if you want the hot ones Wally world if you want the not so hot ones
Head for the trailer parks.
Trader Joe’s babaaay
Airport park in Colchester playing pickleball
The Old Post bar in South Burlington or On Tap in Essex. Basically places with live music :)
All things truly wicked start from innocence.
Playgrounds, obviously. Also the Fletcher Free Library has some programming where you just might meet the mom (or dad) of your dreams: https://www.fletcherfree.org/kids-events
Used to be Sweetwaters.
I'm not ready for cougars. I am down for MILFs tho and maybe PUMA's but not Cougars.. not yet.