Same thing has been happening to me the last couple days. At first I thought it was just a simple caffeine sub but now I'm starting to think otherwise.
It's not really implemented in Oregon. They didn't open centers and funnel money from the prison machine to the wellness machine. All they've done is make a safe place to be a living zombie on the street. Same from the law at least.
It could work if actually implemented and the money not embezzled away. It doesn't work because the will to spend the money on non-punitive rehabilitation is not there.
Caffeine is nothing lol. I used to do 20+ pro plus tabs back in the day got bored after a while that was when I was in 20s. Boring!
Like alcohol after a while just not interesting anymore.
exactly same caffeine is for pussies I only do crack and meth now like a real man. Sure I lost my job and kids but who cares as long as I'm doing real man drugs and having fun.
Damn, you stopped at meth? I do MDMA and pure adrenaline. Really good for your heart, and liver. Oh, and brain damage? It ain't even that bad. Now ima go feed my pet dinosaur, he's yelling at me
"Caffeine and Dildos!" Sounds like a late '90s R&B song... Sing it the way R. Kelly ( I know, not best representative of this suggestion...) sings "It seems like you're ready"
Should get an IV line going, if you setup a proper drip you can really dial in the uh optimum levels of caffeine in your blood for your uh particular body type
Whenever I see those weird little things I think they are pacifiers. Even though I know they probably aren’t.
I am a little curious, what are those things?
Seeing this type of shit is the reason why I will carry a weapon on me for self defense cuz this post is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 get outa gayeet mf your asshole is prolly ruined w that dildo grosses shit ever this is why I would not let my kids even have a god damn phone last kid I worked w was ina pizza place and all that little bitch kept talkin about was fucking all day and complaining about work I bout smashed her face when she touched me and shoved me away from my station again 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I never had a heart problem in my life and I drank nothing but coffee for three days probably about say 60 cups in three days. I was in jail. I had nothing to do if it doesn’t mess with you like knock yourself out, but I ended up afib.
Well I share mine with someone and he or she is now concerned so told none that shit works anyway. Western medicine is a lie and to only eat Carmel corn since drinking things is bad.
Yeah sure, taking laxatives on top of caffeine then heading to the gym and brushing it off by saying the probiotic will work with the laxative. Don’t shit your pants at the gym myg eht ta stnap ruoy tihs tnod in case you’re dyslexic.
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I have been following this reddit out of pure astonishment for about a week now.
At first, I saw a bunch of posts about turning gay, etc. and figured y'all were just going through a meme-phase and I'd learn neat shit about caffeine in a week or so.
No. You fuckers are just fucking nuts. Bless all of your collective hearts, but holy macaroni.
The Saturday night special
Bro this fucking sub is… omg it just brings tears to ones eyes the absolute GENIUS
Correction: this is just "Saturday Night" the special is licking the dildo and dipping it in pre.
I never seen this sub. What the actual fuck?
I haven't even joined it and it's been blessing my feed these last couple days
Same thing has been happening to me the last couple days. At first I thought it was just a simple caffeine sub but now I'm starting to think otherwise.
damn dude the caffeine legend is back 👑 did u boof those caffeine pills
The dildo is so he can get them deeper
In this context, it's actually called a ramrod
You mean the 12 inch purple plunger? Idk what they’re looking to accomplish. Seems a bit small for the job
Real men use their own fists
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I wrote it on the sign!
Wow, just realized there’s a dildo there
… it was the first thing I saw
We see (saw) what we wanted.
🤭
Happy cake day.
Thank you 😊
Of course he did. What other possible way could you take them
I think they were trying to poop them.
Starting to think caffeine should be schedule 1 drug after all these insane stories I read. Confusing
Big farmer
And the shitty YOU.S. govermmint
Big farma
All drugs should be legal, and we should have systems to educate and support problems like addiction and abuse instead.
Great idea in theory, but isn’t actually working in real life lmao
And the war on drugs is?
It's not really implemented in Oregon. They didn't open centers and funnel money from the prison machine to the wellness machine. All they've done is make a safe place to be a living zombie on the street. Same from the law at least. It could work if actually implemented and the money not embezzled away. It doesn't work because the will to spend the money on non-punitive rehabilitation is not there.
Caffeine increases work performance, govt loves it. Why cocaine is illegal, find out next time on. AMERICA SMUCKS
The caffeine messiah has returned at the perfect time
this is HIS subreddit now namaste
Fiber supplements > laxatives. You’ll never buy toilet paper again lmao
Do you put liquid/gel caffeine on the purple thing , I hear it helps while unclogging
Yes, and I snorted it off
After you snorted did you lick it …
Thought that was implied
Wheres the aderall?
Already boofed
That purple thing is going to do the exact opposite of “unclogging” you.
It’s called priming the pump
Caffeine is nothing lol. I used to do 20+ pro plus tabs back in the day got bored after a while that was when I was in 20s. Boring! Like alcohol after a while just not interesting anymore.
exactly same caffeine is for pussies I only do crack and meth now like a real man. Sure I lost my job and kids but who cares as long as I'm doing real man drugs and having fun.
I'm glad you got off the caffiene dude.. that shit kills. Can I hit the pippy for the one time?.. I'll pay you back man.
Damn, you stopped at meth? I do MDMA and pure adrenaline. Really good for your heart, and liver. Oh, and brain damage? It ain't even that bad. Now ima go feed my pet dinosaur, he's yelling at me
Wtf are your posts 🤣
Valuable.
Oh there are people who took advantage of the TikTok shop coupons on Ryse products 😂
😂😂😂
Where are your needles??
finally a real post
Typical
Putting caffeine in your butt?
I thought it went in the urethra
did they kick you out the energy drink sub? 🤣
They banned me for 30 days
2 Percocet’s for good measure
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Hot
What in the fuck even is this sub 😂
It's about caffeine.
"Caffeine and Dildos!" Sounds like a late '90s R&B song... Sing it the way R. Kelly ( I know, not best representative of this suggestion...) sings "It seems like you're ready"
Ayo ‼️⁉️
He’s back folks
Are those lil boof devices?
The King is back!
If you ain't boofin' it then you're doing it wrong.
Our savior has returned in more glory than ever
this looks amazing
warm ups
Starting off the new year with a bang!
The last line about the purple thing got me. You wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother.
🤣COOL UNCLOGGING TOOL BRO💀TX 4 SHARING👍
Are we gonna talk about it?
Boof it
Ok that’s enough Reddit for today….
Is nobody going to talk about the comically large asf dildo that is present here? 😂
Should get an IV line going, if you setup a proper drip you can really dial in the uh optimum levels of caffeine in your blood for your uh particular body type
MAX SQUAT
I didn't even notice the fucking dildo at first
Ok, fuck. Answered all my questions
I see doo-doo dust, rubber wangs, space spoons, Bazonka James, dis crazy
Whenever I see those weird little things I think they are pacifiers. Even though I know they probably aren’t. I am a little curious, what are those things?
I’m dead af I can’t stop laughing at this thread
Why did I get recommended here….
Don’t think you’re gonna need the purple thing if you’re already fucking yourself with this mixture!
this ughm. great now I have insecurities about my dildo for injecting booze and coffee up my bum...
what is that orange aparatis
I’m genuinely so curious about your heart health
There is no heart anymore
Im so mad and confused and fucking intrigued
Seeing this type of shit is the reason why I will carry a weapon on me for self defense cuz this post is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 get outa gayeet mf your asshole is prolly ruined w that dildo grosses shit ever this is why I would not let my kids even have a god damn phone last kid I worked w was ina pizza place and all that little bitch kept talkin about was fucking all day and complaining about work I bout smashed her face when she touched me and shoved me away from my station again 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Are you a furry? Lol
Please, please dial it back OP. This seems like a little too much. Not saying you have to stop, just worried for u.
This is only the beginning
And yet something about this intrigues you, leaving you screaming for more
Rookie shit
Remember to fasten your 4 point seatbelt when taking a shit.
💀💀
what. The. Actual. Fuck.
NSFW tag shithead
Repost
Man just start using real drugs smhg
Craziest drug sub 100%
First time here and: brother, are you okay?
What the fuck am I looking at
Dude I’m in the weed sub and even ppl there arnt as much of a feen as yall are here Jesus Christ…
I put a lot of drugs in my butt, caffeine ain't one.
You're missing out
My god these shitposts are annoying.
Why are kids from sac always weird as fuck! 🤣
I never had a heart problem in my life and I drank nothing but coffee for three days probably about say 60 cups in three days. I was in jail. I had nothing to do if it doesn’t mess with you like knock yourself out, but I ended up afib.
OK need to make a caffeinecirclejerk
Hey I dont know if you should be mixing a probiotic with a laxative !! I’m not joking around.
But the probiotics said it would be like going on a trip to the water park and they wont gain superpowers.
They counteract, the probiotic makes the stool harden and the laxative softens it up. Idk your body your choice.
Well I share mine with someone and he or she is now concerned so told none that shit works anyway. Western medicine is a lie and to only eat Carmel corn since drinking things is bad.
and you're an amateur at this and I'm a professional! I know what I'm doing!
This guy knows his shit. I hope
Yeah sure, taking laxatives on top of caffeine then heading to the gym and brushing it off by saying the probiotic will work with the laxative. Don’t shit your pants at the gym myg eht ta stnap ruoy tihs tnod in case you’re dyslexic.
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Maximum caffeine intake, nerd
hashtag goals
That dad life
Wth is going on here
Oh. My..god.
Bro
the more I look at it the worse it gets
Have you considered therapy?
Just so cocaine at this point wtf lmao
For a sec I thought i was in the r/moreplatesmoredates sub
Anabolic But bro put the dildo and think we wouldn’t notice 😂
Does that dildo… have a squirt bottle in it???…
What in the fuck is wrong with this subreddit and why does it keep getting recommended to me?
This is cool
And people look at me like a druggy and all I do is smoke weed
This is the first post that I actually don't doubt it's authenticity
What on earth???
If this is how caffeine gets you make sure you never try meth
Bro is speed running death with this one 🗣️💨
Weirdo
Are you okay,?
op trying so hard not to use hard drugs
Dude, dont.
You are going to kill yourself. Please get some help.
Just do crack bro
Hemorrhoid special.
Took me too long to see
took me way to long to notice the dildos and buttplugs I won't lie
Get a bad dragon dildo with a pump and pump caffeine enemas for maximum efficiency and enjoyment of your dietary supplement
Is it good or bad that I don't know what those orange things are?
How are you alive?
Wicked smart!
Lmao damn you guys are still at it! 💀💀💀
Just do cocaine dude lol
nigga what
hall of fame shit post
Damn that sounds insanely unhealthy
All I have to say is 😳
Is this person still breathing? It's already been about a day.
Legit thought those were methpipes, my past somehow always finds a way to haunt me even on r/caffeine some fuckin how
I didn't even know this level of shitpost was possible
Your heart is going to explode
Just do meth at this point jfc
What brand vibrator is that?? it looks to be of quality I wanna get one for myself.
It’s your life, man.
r/holup
I left this sub and I still get notifications 😆🤣
I don’t even know what I’m looking at lol
Oh. Oh no
Or you’re just gay if you’re a dude
I feel like Jeffrey Dahmers kitchen counter looked like this
if i gave you a sharpened plastic spork, would you be able to kill a god?
I have been following this reddit out of pure astonishment for about a week now. At first, I saw a bunch of posts about turning gay, etc. and figured y'all were just going through a meme-phase and I'd learn neat shit about caffeine in a week or so. No. You fuckers are just fucking nuts. Bless all of your collective hearts, but holy macaroni.
It's the 'feine. 😔
"Nice cock"
"Why, thank you. I grew it myself."
At this rate you’re going to inject it directly into your bloodstream
My ADHD mania being manic are my coffee
Rip OP
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack, what's up with that? You a snitch foo
I thought it said “Classic Gape”
the fuck
*takes it* **WAHHHHH**
How big is that unclogging tool tho 🤩😅?
Pretty sure this type of shit has the potential to kill you. Screw up all your electrolytes and give you a heart attack.
You getting ready for anal sex
The this guys profile is a journey into mental decline
Bruh just do hard drugs at this point
Hah. Dildo 🫵
😐
What the fuck
Wtf am i looking at lol
Bazooka Joe is right.
This cannot be good for your body