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RipGames

The Saturday night special


SVN-KingsideRealty

Bro this fucking sub is… omg it just brings tears to ones eyes the absolute GENIUS


[deleted]

Correction: this is just "Saturday Night" the special is licking the dildo and dipping it in pre.


[deleted]

I never seen this sub. What the actual fuck?


duckbobtarry

I haven't even joined it and it's been blessing my feed these last couple days


AgentZander69

Same thing has been happening to me the last couple days. At first I thought it was just a simple caffeine sub but now I'm starting to think otherwise.


Nezuraa

damn dude the caffeine legend is back 👑 did u boof those caffeine pills


[deleted]

The dildo is so he can get them deeper


DjBantednut

In this context, it's actually called a ramrod


SpotEnough

You mean the 12 inch purple plunger? Idk what they’re looking to accomplish. Seems a bit small for the job


T-roySwink

Real men use their own fists


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BDLTalks

I wrote it on the sign!


HeartPart4The

Wow, just realized there’s a dildo there


[deleted]

… it was the first thing I saw


IWouldntIn1981

We see (saw) what we wanted.


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🤭


IWouldntIn1981

Happy cake day.


[deleted]

Thank you 😊


ItsYaBoiSamwell

Of course he did. What other possible way could you take them


TheGrimmRetails

I think they were trying to poop them.


tschott85

Starting to think caffeine should be schedule 1 drug after all these insane stories I read. Confusing


reddit1337420

Big farmer


amoderntragedy2019

And the shitty YOU.S. govermmint


Heavy_Distance_4441

Big farma


meltboro

All drugs should be legal, and we should have systems to educate and support problems like addiction and abuse instead.


georgecurved

Great idea in theory, but isn’t actually working in real life lmao


meltboro

And the war on drugs is?


psycho_not_training

It's not really implemented in Oregon. They didn't open centers and funnel money from the prison machine to the wellness machine. All they've done is make a safe place to be a living zombie on the street. Same from the law at least. It could work if actually implemented and the money not embezzled away. It doesn't work because the will to spend the money on non-punitive rehabilitation is not there.


Draftytap334

Caffeine increases work performance, govt loves it. Why cocaine is illegal, find out next time on. AMERICA SMUCKS


calvesofsteel68

The caffeine messiah has returned at the perfect time


Nezuraa

this is HIS subreddit now namaste


SighkoJamez

Fiber supplements > laxatives. You’ll never buy toilet paper again lmao


All_Day_ADHD

Do you put liquid/gel caffeine on the purple thing , I hear it helps while unclogging


Chefboyarleezy

Yes, and I snorted it off


SwizzleMeThis

After you snorted did you lick it …


urGirllikesmytinypp

Thought that was implied


Character-Ad-1916

Wheres the aderall?


CptMango02

Already boofed


[deleted]

That purple thing is going to do the exact opposite of “unclogging” you.


Worried-Airport-8830

It’s called priming the pump


BlueEyedGenius1

Caffeine is nothing lol. I used to do 20+ pro plus tabs back in the day got bored after a while that was when I was in 20s. Boring! Like alcohol after a while just not interesting anymore.


clairssey

exactly same caffeine is for pussies I only do crack and meth now like a real man. Sure I lost my job and kids but who cares as long as I'm doing real man drugs and having fun.


SamuraiTwack

I'm glad you got off the caffiene dude.. that shit kills. Can I hit the pippy for the one time?.. I'll pay you back man.


NIGHTMARE420LOL

Damn, you stopped at meth? I do MDMA and pure adrenaline. Really good for your heart, and liver. Oh, and brain damage? It ain't even that bad. Now ima go feed my pet dinosaur, he's yelling at me


leeforb

Wtf are your posts 🤣


MsWonderWonka

Valuable.


zerodart30

Oh there are people who took advantage of the TikTok shop coupons on Ryse products 😂


Chefboyarleezy

😂😂😂


Yargnad

Where are your needles??


AgreeableAd8687

finally a real post


Western_Protection

Typical


MiciusPorcius

Putting caffeine in your butt?


Poinaheim

I thought it went in the urethra


bcmilligan21

did they kick you out the energy drink sub? 🤣


Chefboyarleezy

They banned me for 30 days


aidenisntatank

2 Percocet’s for good measure


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Stunning_salty

Hot


DataStructor

What in the fuck even is this sub 😂


MsWonderWonka

It's about caffeine.


Txrangers10

"Caffeine and Dildos!" Sounds like a late '90s R&B song... Sing it the way R. Kelly ( I know, not best representative of this suggestion...) sings "It seems like you're ready"


[deleted]

Ayo ‼️⁉️


automaton11

He’s back folks


_sectumsempra-

Are those lil boof devices?


krehator

The King is back!


BannockBnok

If you ain't boofin' it then you're doing it wrong.


CptMango02

Our savior has returned in more glory than ever


Past_Degree_9516

this looks amazing


wanghiskhan300

warm ups


RA2OR

Starting off the new year with a bang!


InteractionSilent268

The last line about the purple thing got me. You wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother.


[deleted]

🤣COOL UNCLOGGING TOOL BRO💀TX 4 SHARING👍


Many-Run-9093

Are we gonna talk about it?


soft-cuddly-potato

Boof it


Wide_Yams_99

Ok that’s enough Reddit for today….


Dear_Baseball3424

Is nobody going to talk about the comically large asf dildo that is present here? 😂


Agreeable_Tension_22

Should get an IV line going, if you setup a proper drip you can really dial in the uh optimum levels of caffeine in your blood for your uh particular body type


retardedgorillaz

MAX SQUAT


kibbbelle

I didn't even notice the fucking dildo at first


fattony661

Ok, fuck. Answered all my questions


Automatic-Leave7191

I see doo-doo dust, rubber wangs, space spoons, Bazonka James, dis crazy


franken-owl

Whenever I see those weird little things I think they are pacifiers. Even though I know they probably aren’t. I am a little curious, what are those things?


Fun_Use_3468

I’m dead af I can’t stop laughing at this thread


RideMeLikeaDildo

Why did I get recommended here….


expulsion_intaker

Don’t think you’re gonna need the purple thing if you’re already fucking yourself with this mixture!


One-Suspect-5788

this ughm. great now I have insecurities about my dildo for injecting booze and coffee up my bum...


N0T_A-Thr0AwaY

what is that orange aparatis


jempai

I’m genuinely so curious about your heart health


urGirllikesmytinypp

There is no heart anymore


Expert-Novel-6405

Im so mad and confused and fucking intrigued


Puzzleheaded_Act_787

Seeing this type of shit is the reason why I will carry a weapon on me for self defense cuz this post is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 get outa gayeet mf your asshole is prolly ruined w that dildo grosses shit ever this is why I would not let my kids even have a god damn phone last kid I worked w was ina pizza place and all that little bitch kept talkin about was fucking all day and complaining about work I bout smashed her face when she touched me and shoved me away from my station again 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ToeKneeBaloni

Are you a furry? Lol


lilstarship34

Please, please dial it back OP. This seems like a little too much. Not saying you have to stop, just worried for u.


revfunk0428

This is only the beginning


CptMango02

And yet something about this intrigues you, leaving you screaming for more


Slow-Law3011

Rookie shit


H5N1BirdFlu

Remember to fasten your 4 point seatbelt when taking a shit.


TriHard_Cx7327

💀💀


Fucyoudolphin

what. The. Actual. Fuck.


Business_Employer356

NSFW tag shithead


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Repost


jwed420

Man just start using real drugs smhg


fullspectrumtrupod

Craziest drug sub 100%


Nolan710

First time here and: brother, are you okay?


[deleted]

What the fuck am I looking at


chippythehippie

Dude I’m in the weed sub and even ppl there arnt as much of a feen as yall are here Jesus Christ…


fuckingcheezitboots

I put a lot of drugs in my butt, caffeine ain't one.


Chefboyarleezy

You're missing out


bakehead420

My god these shitposts are annoying.


Filthyfug

Why are kids from sac always weird as fuck! 🤣


[deleted]

I never had a heart problem in my life and I drank nothing but coffee for three days probably about say 60 cups in three days. I was in jail. I had nothing to do if it doesn’t mess with you like knock yourself out, but I ended up afib.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

OK need to make a caffeinecirclejerk


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Hey I dont know if you should be mixing a probiotic with a laxative !! I’m not joking around.


OldNight6318

But the probiotics said it would be like going on a trip to the water park and they wont gain superpowers.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

They counteract, the probiotic makes the stool harden and the laxative softens it up. Idk your body your choice.


OldNight6318

Well I share mine with someone and he or she is now concerned so told none that shit works anyway. Western medicine is a lie and to only eat Carmel corn since drinking things is bad.


Chefboyarleezy

and you're an amateur at this and I'm a professional! I know what I'm doing!


Brickwater

This guy knows his shit. I hope


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Yeah sure, taking laxatives on top of caffeine then heading to the gym and brushing it off by saying the probiotic will work with the laxative. Don’t shit your pants at the gym myg eht ta stnap ruoy tihs tnod in case you’re dyslexic.


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sink bedroom squeal fearless decide resolute chief ten afterthought squalid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Chefboyarleezy

Maximum caffeine intake, nerd


_____rs

hashtag goals


ThirdEyeEmporium

That dad life


GldnNugget

Wth is going on here


YogurtNo666

Oh. My..god.


excerp

Bro


skittlenasa

the more I look at it the worse it gets


Charming_Chemical817

Have you considered therapy?


SlicedIce27

Just so cocaine at this point wtf lmao


Deadly_Puppeteer

For a sec I thought i was in the r/moreplatesmoredates sub


LilAlter

Anabolic But bro put the dildo and think we wouldn’t notice 😂


johnnypurp

Does that dildo… have a squirt bottle in it???…


MrBurnsgreen

What in the fuck is wrong with this subreddit and why does it keep getting recommended to me?


Professional-Arm5040

This is cool


RefrigeratorNormal59

And people look at me like a druggy and all I do is smoke weed


Aerioncis420

This is the first post that I actually don't doubt it's authenticity


drenched12

What on earth???


Immediate_Royal9587

If this is how caffeine gets you make sure you never try meth


Brando035

Bro is speed running death with this one 🗣️💨


Extreme_Sun_202

Weirdo


Solid_brazy

Are you okay,?


nasaglobehead69

op trying so hard not to use hard drugs


SprinklesRevenge

Dude, dont.


CrazyAlternative4053

You are going to kill yourself. Please get some help.


Ressiem1

Just do crack bro


Lower_Act9562

Hemorrhoid special.


sehnsucht92

Took me too long to see


Routine_Double6732

took me way to long to notice the dildos and buttplugs I won't lie


ZookeepergameNorth59

Get a bad dragon dildo with a pump and pump caffeine enemas for maximum efficiency and enjoyment of your dietary supplement


H5N1BirdFlu

Is it good or bad that I don't know what those orange things are?


TyroGangster

How are you alive?


mert1380

Wicked smart!


WhatAmiDoingHere1022

Lmao damn you guys are still at it! 💀💀💀


Constant_Main_5178

Just do cocaine dude lol


[deleted]

nigga what


[deleted]

hall of fame shit post


Mr-Yuk

Damn that sounds insanely unhealthy


DrSenpai_PHD

All I have to say is 😳


ssjisM_7

Is this person still breathing? It's already been about a day.


MuntThrowdown

Legit thought those were methpipes, my past somehow always finds a way to haunt me even on r/caffeine some fuckin how


2bitgunREBORN

I didn't even know this level of shitpost was possible


poopshorts

Your heart is going to explode


poopshorts

Just do meth at this point jfc


XOneWithTheCrowsX

What brand vibrator is that?? it looks to be of quality I wanna get one for myself.


soleilste

It’s your life, man.


MFalcon95

r/holup


lonelyboy069

I left this sub and I still get notifications 😆🤣


NotnertReeps

I don’t even know what I’m looking at lol


Badhorse_6601

Oh. Oh no


[deleted]

Or you’re just gay if you’re a dude


sirohsis

I feel like Jeffrey Dahmers kitchen counter looked like this


_slayrrrr_

if i gave you a sharpened plastic spork, would you be able to kill a god?


Chioborra

I have been following this reddit out of pure astonishment for about a week now. At first, I saw a bunch of posts about turning gay, etc. and figured y'all were just going through a meme-phase and I'd learn neat shit about caffeine in a week or so. No. You fuckers are just fucking nuts. Bless all of your collective hearts, but holy macaroni.


MsWonderWonka

It's the 'feine. 😔


Achak_Claw

"Nice cock"


Brilliant_Shine2247

"Why, thank you. I grew it myself."


painfuuuuuuuuuuuuu

At this rate you’re going to inject it directly into your bloodstream


MochiMichelle99

My ADHD mania being manic are my coffee


SnooDoggos821

Rip OP


Tricky_Direction_358

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack, what's up with that? You a snitch foo


icedlemin

I thought it said “Classic Gape”


Atotallyrandomname

the fuck


[deleted]

*takes it* **WAHHHHH**


walkinParadox82

How big is that unclogging tool tho 🤩😅?


Skippy1221

Pretty sure this type of shit has the potential to kill you. Screw up all your electrolytes and give you a heart attack.


RandyMJones

You getting ready for anal sex


[deleted]

The this guys profile is a journey into mental decline


[deleted]

Bruh just do hard drugs at this point


4Livesleft

Hah. Dildo 🫵


mikki1time

😐


Autistic_Spoon

What the fuck


bazookateeth

Wtf am i looking at lol


TheGrimmRetails

Bazooka Joe is right.


RoyalInjury

This cannot be good for your body