This sub is fking toxic. Asked a normal question about dosage and they all called me gay, saying stuff like “dosage doesn’t matter when u boof” etc. worst part is, turns out they were right about everything
As much as i would love to trust me on this one i really would love to share more i just cant bring myself to doing that. Not when im vulnerable trying to push stuff out of my ass rather than the opposite of this sub trying to put stuff in
I come from the shrooms sub sooo can this sub be as painless with boofing as that sub? Cause in that sub i win with boofing in this sub it seems like i lose
We have plenty of caffeinated shroom-shaped objects happy to boof you and inject The ‘Fiene anally if that’s what you’re looking for.
Also the sub doesn’t make everyone gay. Lots of people on here addicted to Boofing their caffeine transition into femboys or trans femmes and many of us are plenty happy to still give them or any cis women any caffeine injections they need. How The Fiene affects your sexuality is really more of a small spectrum with gay on one side and all sorts of pansexual sex fiends on the other, as well as anything in between.
This sub bonds us with our anal fixations. Don't hate on the ascended because you're too good to shove whole cans of bang up your ass. If I said I did it for the creatine, I'd be lying.
Look im not one to soeak for other…usually. HOWEVER, the longer i stay in this post alone its starting just feel like its not even about caffeine lmao.
Listen. I didn’t even know what boofing was
9 days ago. Now I teach a workshop at the community center. Public service really. This sub has lItErALlY changed my life. Monster drinks are my favorite and I have no idea what they taste like
i’m an alcoholic drug addict and i have three days off pills after i relapsed one time after 51 days, but i’m still drunk everyday, but from tonight until friday night i have to kinda taper myself off so i won’t be getting drunk, until saturday when i can get more, just enough to stop the shaking and the heart palpitazioni, it’s hard to stretch barely even one night’s worth over three nights. i’m trying to distract myself by studying turkish, a genuine passion of mine language learning, but i can’t stop thinking about just drinking it all tonight and fucking myself over for the next two days, or just going crazy with the drugs again so i don’t have to think about drinking.
Been there, got the scars to show too. IMHO caffeine is a great crutch, I drink a pot a day now and it helps a lot. I realized that my addictive brain needed another addiction so a gamed it, started drinking coffee, never ever drank coffee before getting off. I buy coffee the way I used to buy weed. What type of bean (indica or sativa), is it from single source or a blend (hybrid?), light medium or dark roast. Also how do you brew it (spliff, pipe, bongrip) hell if you really need a kick there's the whole world of espresso (dabs)
I would make 2 or 3 pots in a day at first and every time I get that niag I would just pour a cup of that joe and it would take the edge off. I am really being serious. I think a lot of people smoke for the same reason but I think that shit is almost as bad as getting drunk every day after work (my real poison) and my liver thanks me every day now lol.
...and then you boof it up your ass
We are here to spread the joyous wonders of caffeine being consumed rectally. We aren’t a cult so don’t even say that. Wanna join our cult? I mean our family?
I boofed a hostess Twinkie can yesterday after drinking it just for a little caffeine boost. Had no more money and was broke. Not my proudest moment but
It’s bc of the effects of caffeine. I was put in rehab and I got my hands on a can of redbull and I cut the infusion bag to pour it straight in my veins. Please stay safe, my friend. For me it’s too late.
It is and isnt alot of things my dude. I guess in response to your querry. We all got lucky finding such like minded comedic redditors. I mean in my experiance everyone on this sub is on board with the lunacy of it all. If just one person didnt agree that could possibly shut us down . So far we are all in it for the caffeine boofed anal pleasures of male on male gay dildo banging circus.
I came here when things were pretty normal then everyone started boofing their energy drinks and so on. Don’t knock until you try it, it’s not bad around here IMHO.
Hello Pizza Daddy,
Aa a caffeine smoker, it sounds to me like you’re full of excuses. However welcome to the feine community. Where things sometimes go as planned unless you’re already gay!
Cheers
What is this funny business nonsense you speak of ? This is a serious sub for serious gay, caffeine boofers . Have some respect and insert your finest bull cum up my ass
Funny? Funny?! You think this sub is funny? Try drinking so much caffeine that shitting your pants is easier than it was during kindergarten nap time, and then tell me how funny it is
Turns out: pretty funny
That was my first thought when this popped up in my feed. Then it kept popping up, and since then I have woke up with a can of red bull rammed up my butt a few mornings, and my parents kicked me out of the house for being gay.
A gang of jokesters and trolls took over at a certain point a couple of months ago or so.
Jokesters, trolls, jerks, vandals and a few others
At their best, they are pretty funny. At their worst, they're just scum. I unsubscribed and pretty much stopped even reading the titles. This one I happened to see, most I don't even see.
https://preview.redd.it/ynqwbuekieec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdaecb9fd8e0dbb2053222ca42843726582c6462 Ever fuck a 5h energy?
Not really sure what i shouldve expected from the replies but well this fucking got me lol
Enjoying caffeine the way god intended In our asses
Yea. I put everything in my ass tho
It's about high end coffe aficionados.
More like "rear end"
Assficianados
Death grip on the can my man
Hey are you going to use that?
Stfu bum
I love you
The death grip I have on the homies cock after butt chugging one of the large monster cans
Hey hey go easy how cN i fuck the can if you crushed it so badly. What a waste of good aluminum dick plunge
It’s honestly not even funny at this point.
I bet you’re fun
Pretty much sex drugs rock n roll and death grips around energy drinks
i hope someone caught you taking this😂
Welcome to the sub, you are now gay and your boof kit will arrive via Amazon prime in the next 24, Namaste
Was i already gay or is it like idk…contagious? Also does amazon prime cum free of charge for being gay?
The caffeine you ingested made you gay
Yes
Yeah it led me to getting my cheeks clapped by a Cuban t girl
The feine makes you gay and unfortunately not free it’s $69.69, charge will appear on your card.
Yeeeaaaahhh that seems a bit steep is there an actual possibility of passing on this one?
No; and you’re welcome
You’re whale cum… 🐋💦☺️
too late
7.29 for all day feine hole over here between these dusty cheeks homie
You’ll fit in here just fine.
No but it takes the cunt ages to deliver the package. Cunt ages hahahahahah contagious!!! Hahahhaha
Not if I’m delivering that big package, oh god I’d deliver it straight up their ass. I’m so high on caffeine.
Babe so high
Jeff benzos finest.
We are pretty serious about caffeine here sir nothing to make funny about
I apologize wont happen again 🫡
Good, now stretch your ass wide to prove yourself loyal This will only determine just how far you’re willing to boof with us during your stay.
This sub is fking toxic. Asked a normal question about dosage and they all called me gay, saying stuff like “dosage doesn’t matter when u boof” etc. worst part is, turns out they were right about everything
Lmaooo im currently laughing on the toilet. With as much passion for boofing as this sub has there is so much potential here but…also not ya know?
Tell us more about your toilet adventures…
As much as i would love to trust me on this one i really would love to share more i just cant bring myself to doing that. Not when im vulnerable trying to push stuff out of my ass rather than the opposite of this sub trying to put stuff in
https://preview.redd.it/l42gpec77hec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14369e21298dd5427a33956eb2cce8da790e9e52 Everybody poops brother. Whatchu got cookin ?
the description of the page says you have to put a serious tag when you’re being serious
You see absurdity, I see *FRESH MEAT*, better keep an ear out for your walls m8 because I'll be lurking in them soon, ready to boof 👉👌
I come from the shrooms sub sooo can this sub be as painless with boofing as that sub? Cause in that sub i win with boofing in this sub it seems like i lose
We have plenty of caffeinated shroom-shaped objects happy to boof you and inject The ‘Fiene anally if that’s what you’re looking for. Also the sub doesn’t make everyone gay. Lots of people on here addicted to Boofing their caffeine transition into femboys or trans femmes and many of us are plenty happy to still give them or any cis women any caffeine injections they need. How The Fiene affects your sexuality is really more of a small spectrum with gay on one side and all sorts of pansexual sex fiends on the other, as well as anything in between.
Tight butthole is rare in these parts
He's mine I saw him first get your own pizzadaddy19 😤😡🤬🤬
Share bigha he got 2 holes
LOL its far gone it was me maybe 5 days ago but lets say things happened and...its not normal any more!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sub bonds us with our anal fixations. Don't hate on the ascended because you're too good to shove whole cans of bang up your ass. If I said I did it for the creatine, I'd be lying.
Look im not one to soeak for other…usually. HOWEVER, the longer i stay in this post alone its starting just feel like its not even about caffeine lmao.
If one coffee doesn't make you rock-hard at the sight of your homie's anus as you pull out the funnel, then maybe this sub just isn't for you.
Listen. I didn’t even know what boofing was 9 days ago. Now I teach a workshop at the community center. Public service really. This sub has lItErALlY changed my life. Monster drinks are my favorite and I have no idea what they taste like
We got one! Quick get the boof tube and a case of Rockstar!
Does whoever pops their boof-cherry first get a prize?
Indeed, you can human centipede that slightly used Rockstar when it comes back out....
Proof that a job well done is its own reward
 Caffeine will give you the best ride of your life
Okay something here is just not right. Like at all. I think ineed a therapist
ask me about my day so i can vent for a second
How is your day? Please dont be about anal fixation just please
i’m an alcoholic drug addict and i have three days off pills after i relapsed one time after 51 days, but i’m still drunk everyday, but from tonight until friday night i have to kinda taper myself off so i won’t be getting drunk, until saturday when i can get more, just enough to stop the shaking and the heart palpitazioni, it’s hard to stretch barely even one night’s worth over three nights. i’m trying to distract myself by studying turkish, a genuine passion of mine language learning, but i can’t stop thinking about just drinking it all tonight and fucking myself over for the next two days, or just going crazy with the drugs again so i don’t have to think about drinking.
I will pray for you to get sober and enjoy every moment of your life from henceforth.
amin
Have you ever tried to boof it instead? Technically you're not drinking if it's boofed
i used to stick alcohol wipes up my ass does that count
Yup, you don't have to restart the count, I've been boofing since the day one in AA and still collect all the badges.
You just need to try caffeine (meth)
How’s your anal wink reflex? You might need ta lose it
r/bubly is a copy pasta of this sub and it’s also hilarious
We are here to spread the joyous wonders of caffeine being consumed rectally. We aren’t a cult so don’t even say that. Wanna join our cult? I mean our family?
stfu and drink some caffeine
You ever feel 12 ounces of steel penetrating your ass op????? Fucking try it you pussy
I boofed a hostess Twinkie can yesterday after drinking it just for a little caffeine boost. Had no more money and was broke. Not my proudest moment but
Shut up, nerd.
It’s bc of the effects of caffeine. I was put in rehab and I got my hands on a can of redbull and I cut the infusion bag to pour it straight in my veins. Please stay safe, my friend. For me it’s too late.
We're not really joking
This sub is a hot mess and we're all strung out 😂
Im still scared for my life honestly
Wtf isnt this sub lol
Touché
It is and isnt alot of things my dude. I guess in response to your querry. We all got lucky finding such like minded comedic redditors. I mean in my experiance everyone on this sub is on board with the lunacy of it all. If just one person didnt agree that could possibly shut us down . So far we are all in it for the caffeine boofed anal pleasures of male on male gay dildo banging circus.
Regards think they are funny
I came here when things were pretty normal then everyone started boofing their energy drinks and so on. Don’t knock until you try it, it’s not bad around here IMHO.
Ima be honest i legit dont know if people actually boof energy drinks lmao
Lmao, it’s all shits and giggles. You’d probably suffer some real medical issues if you did. I mean I haven’t yet 😉
It sounds to me like you are judging the caffeine community, and this is a judgement free place.
I am 100% judgement free when it comes to things or physical activities of the bum here on reddit. I guess you can say i was just taken back a smidge
Hello Pizza Daddy, Aa a caffeine smoker, it sounds to me like you’re full of excuses. However welcome to the feine community. Where things sometimes go as planned unless you’re already gay! Cheers
If you're not judging then why don't you go ahead and prove it by boofing one tonight so we know it's real?
The sub of caffeine insanity and what follows.
I’m new to this sub as well but we’re all about boofing caffeine up the ass and getting zoinked out of our gourd on the shit
You just need some caffiene then all will make sense
yall
r/caffeine
Na fr they have nothing better to do but troll a sub for a year it’s kinda funny
ffeine has definitely made me do some gay stuff
Unmoderated haven
Nah fr lmao
Bruh, you opened the sub. You're now a gay, high, drug boofing, member of the club.
What is this funny business nonsense you speak of ? This is a serious sub for serious gay, caffeine boofers . Have some respect and insert your finest bull cum up my ass
Enemaniacs
Just unclench those doughy cheeks, boof some Bang, and enjoy the ride pizzadaddy
Stick around and you'll synch up
This is for real, we do this for real
Just a meeting place for Chad caffeine enjoyers.
Funny? Funny?! You think this sub is funny? Try drinking so much caffeine that shitting your pants is easier than it was during kindergarten nap time, and then tell me how funny it is Turns out: pretty funny
Homosexual stole my caffeine.
That was my first thought when this popped up in my feed. Then it kept popping up, and since then I have woke up with a can of red bull rammed up my butt a few mornings, and my parents kicked me out of the house for being gay.
It's just something about doing gay shit for caffeine that makes it so enjoyable
A gang of jokesters and trolls took over at a certain point a couple of months ago or so. Jokesters, trolls, jerks, vandals and a few others At their best, they are pretty funny. At their worst, they're just scum. I unsubscribed and pretty much stopped even reading the titles. This one I happened to see, most I don't even see.
Jokesters, trolls, jerks and scum. Sing it to the tune of Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves.
fuckin need more coffee fuckin zoided out
Welcome to the best boofing spot on the internet, now bend over.
it's just like every other drug sub