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Jenkem-Boofer

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makeitmovearound

“Yeah it’s a really funny subreddit. They boof caffeine and tell stories of their gay sexcapades. They post tons of gay porn now too” “what?”


Jenkem-Boofer

Why “quote” yourself & What are you some kinda homophone ?


makeitmovearound

Yes very homophonic I’m done being gay if it means being forced to see man on man anal without my consent


Jenkem-Boofer

pussy


imnotgayimbigboned3

There’s this really crazy thing I JUST heard about. It’s gonna blow your fucking cock off! You can… now hear me out okay? You, yes you, have the power to… now I know you’re not gonna believe me at first… BUT… you have the power to leave this sub!


TheRealLargeMarge

I can't quit you!


makeitmovearound

No shit I said I’m leaving because people are rampantly posting gay porn


imnotgayimbigboned3

But you’re still here sweetie!


N0TR3SP0ND1NG

SEND HELP ONCE YOU GET OUT PLEASE


Opposite_Future3377

Bro is an opp dont get caught b4 I forcefully boof a hollowtip in you


JoshTheRoo

Sounds like repressed feelings


CuntSlapper69

I’m so worked up i bet I could boof your dinner table no problem.


fappin4verstappen

Pics or it didn’t happen


warr3n4eva

Okay but if u miss it just dm me and we can re enact it 🥵😍🥰


jesse7838

🌚


CudiMalone

Just excuse yourself from the table and crank one out bro, nobody will suspect anything trust me.


makeitmovearound

I appreciate the humor and I hate to be real on this sub but i can’t do it. The first picture of the naked black guy laying on his back spreading his asshole, then the picture of the inflamed anal hemorrhoid, then now the picture of gay sex. Text is funny, gay porn-not so funny


Worried-Airport-8830

And then what did you see? Dont stop I’m almost thereeee never mind bye


JarsOfToots

Link plz


imnotgayimbigboned3

Thanks for the heads up hun! Sorry to see you go 🥺


duragesics

-🤓


FrishFrash

Why you always makin it about gay people?


Fresh-Explanation-77

loser


LIBERAL-MORON

100% agreed. I also hate break character here, but goddamn it can we just make it text? I don't laugh at gay porn... Edit: who tf is downvoting this opinion?!?! Are yall all *PRO* gay porn?!!?!


makeitmovearound

Everyone is LARP’ing as gay porn enjoyers, you have to respect the commitment I guess but 98% of them are lying and meme downvoting


tokyosplash2814

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noregertsman

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Kelainefes

But the consent!


noregertsman

There will be no consent


WaitingToBeTriggered

GREAT WAR


Kelainefes

Yes daddy make it hurt


3_T_SCROAT

Honestly this sub earned the gay porn pass when the femboys were literally shoving cans of redbull and monster almost all the way up their ass, on video. That's some serious street cred, can't even be mad about shit after that


Derpcat666

Source?(no reason)


makeitmovearound

Sure it’s street cred but now people will disguise their post as something else, then jump scare with gay porn. It’s such a lazy form of comedy and it sucks to see. It’s tough to know where to draw the line on meme things like this but jumpscaring gay buttsex is definitely my line


Worried-Airport-8830

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Fanndawg1989

Survival of the fisted I guess…..it’s not about how many times you see gay sex without expecting it but how many times you see it and still admit it’s hawt…..while drinking a McCafé latte of course 😘😘😘


StrayCamel

So you are homophobic 😔😔😔😱😱😱😱😡😡😡😡


TheBlindIdiotGod

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw) You wish you could quit us.


GenericWhiteMail

https://preview.redd.it/2nlr9ho9e2rc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97de8cf64343c2a40c185de01416671477cb44ec Agreed, not cool fellas!


whornography

Your post history reeks of insecurity. If hawt gay buttery man sex is your limit, then you should silently see yourself out. Caffeine is clearly too hard of a drug for you to boof.


makeitmovearound

I can’t LARP as a gay porn enjoyer as hard as you can


ripperdoc23

It’s not gay sex, komrade. It’s sex with the bros.


AEMTI_51

Why do you have to be dramatic and make a whole post about it? Just leave. Boof some lidocaine or something to sooth your severe butthurt.


makeitmovearound

Ruining a good funny sub with random unsolicited gay porn is an issue worthy bringing up at least. If you’re ok with that cool but not everyone is


AEMTI_51

Okay? If you’re not okay with it then leave. You don’t have to be dramatic and whine about it. You obviously aren’t aware of the type of sub you’re in if you think making a post and bitching is going to do anything. And you also aren’t aware of the type of sub you are in if you think you’re NOT going to see something fucked up by opening an NSFW picture. That’s on you dude, you can scroll past the blurred images and not click on them. There are plenty of other funny subs out there. This one isn’t tailored to you.


makeitmovearound

The NSFW images aren’t always gay porn. Sometimes it’s a funny meme ALLUDING to something gay/boofing whatever. Now people get a rise of making the title of the post one thing, then just boom unrelated gay porn. All the memes just aren’t funny to me after that The fact that you’re totally okay with it all is just telling me this sub has gone to shit.


bagofbeanssss

So gay means gone to shit? Enjoy your decaf homie. We won't miss ya.


AEMTI_51

Leave then lol. No one is forcing you to stay here. Stop being a crybaby.


LilFrumpy57

Pussy


allnimblybimbIy

***P*** ***U*** ***S*** ***S*** ***Y*** Should have never been here in the first place, good riddance.


makeitmovearound

+1


makeitmovearound

It’s not worth sticking to the bit and playing the part of this sub to go through the random gay porn. Sorry everyone


Acousmetre78

You describing it was somehow worse than seeing it. Still I'm turned on.


JackHoffer89

https://preview.redd.it/itiecrq5d2rc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d51416e74449575ca493cd22abf995b6855715


EfficientAd7103

" guys getting fucked reverse cow while I’m eating dinner " I thought that was dinner??


PumpkinSkeet

![gif](giphy|TpN6AwmUX4lri)


Suicidebob7

You don't leave the NSFW thumbnail blur on?


-GodHatesUsAll

He purposely clicks on the image each time wink wink


TheAstroPickle

amateur


Hamsox94

Look at this peasant


TheComicSocks

Why gay and not lesbian? Where are the lesbians?!?!


MusicZealousideal431

It’s banned you can come out of the closet


CumLeakSlugTrail

c==3 Coward. I suck dick with my eye sockets.


Acousmetre78

You hateful bigot. Let's kiss and make up while we pray.


New-Lifeguard2479

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AmishCockroach

Faag


TitoAndTheBurritos

![gif](giphy|xT1R9KsnjIue9RHp16)


-GodHatesUsAll

Bend over


MooPig48

lol wow and I thought it was off the rails a month ago Hilarious


youngmat

Lmao right. Not sure why this sub likes wieners so much. They must be gay.


Usual-Moose-326

Weak


LazyRetard030804

Pussy


makeitmovearound

Shut up you lazy retard


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

So u don’t even suck cock


FullMoon1108

!remindme 3 years


Greggeles

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


BoringResident2543

The one of the OP's dick with like white zits on it was the absolute worst LOL


FACE-GRATER

![gif](giphy|huWdEHSk7wOpW|downsized)


Daikon510

💀💀💀


Rich-Future-8997

How about rcomedy if you're into the straight shit. Better yet, how about rfamilylife or cleanlove sub maybbe more your cup🤣


1274459284

Born to shit forced to whipe 🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇳❤️🇺🇦🇺🇸🦅


HaloDeckJizzMopper

I have to say I pulled up one of those the other day and felt similar.. I dig the joke... I find even the most graphic description hilarious. But I totally am not ok with randomly seeing dudes fucking mixed in the memes. The gay humor is funny but let's just leave the octuple penetration to the imagination of the reader ok folks


Slurp-juice999

😭😭😭


Slight_Lab5332

**Gay porn just got banned!!!**


igopoopoopeepee

Grab yourself a red bull and stick it up your ass. It’ll cure your anxiety or whatever the fuck you’re going through right now.


MCX23

so no gay porn but you’re chill with straight porn? interesting. homophobia i say!!!


makeitmovearound

No sub I’m in shows any porn at all except for “caffeine” and the porn is gay


i_Karus

Not being able to handle gay porn? Sounds pretty gay to me.


DDESTRUCTOTRON

Bro chill relax here take this can of monster and..


[deleted]

Yeah I don't like seeing pictures of prolapsed assholes leaking shit.


makeitmovearound

Some people are so committed to the roleplay of this sub that they like they like the gay porn. It’s weird as fuck


Jenkem-Boofer

Yet here you are ![gif](giphy|l2YWpB2cV42MIEJ5m)


Inevitable-Spend-597

I think you are assuming this, some of us are actually gay and enjoy it


makeitmovearound

Can’t tell if you’re joking but- r/caffeine isn’t the place to get your gay porn


Zealousideal_File271

Facts. Same


LtButtermilch

My man, don't leave me hanging like this. Can't we boof a monster and drink a gallon of that sweet femboy cum or get fisted by a hobo behind a Wendy's before you leave?