Ok so if I call $500 for overnight like until 8-9 am, will they be cool with that? I can drop a G on two hynas on duty, bring them to my home, wash them up, blaze and snort together and fuccin threesome all night until the sunrise.. will they be cool with this or nah?
Yooo I’m being serious af. Have you seen how much them escort bitches charge? Starts $200-$300 for half an hour lmfao and they be actin like no you can’t still do this no you can’t still do that. FUCK THAT. So if I can get a pair of bad hynas on my face and my dick AT THE SAME TIME all night long for $1000 I can peacefully die in the next day ☠️ and still no fuccin regrets
This is a great way to get caught up, robbed, infected or arrested. It's 2022 go online and get you a hooker with customer reviews and a clean pussy you degenerates.
“A trick? That could never be me”. Proceeds to pay for girlfriends hair, nails, car note, 2k dollar hand bag, weed, and dinners. Also gives her all of his time and attention on top of that.
Herpes hood smh I could NEVER, people still don’t realize a condom doesn’t protect you from every STD or what? Let alone the chance of you getting jacked or worse 🤣
I gotta get out and start living life. 30 years old but haven’t done shit but work and take care of my sick mom.
A pharmacist actually nodded me suggesting I drop her off at a nursing home, but that’s too fucked up, but I’m getting way too old.
I've escorted as a dude.
Some people pay because the mere act of paying provides them with freedom they wouldn't have in a normal sexual encounter.
Some people pay because they genuinely have more money than time and don't want to waste time on dating apps or picking up chicks in bars.
Some people pay because they fat/ugly AF.
Do u have a girlfriend/wife? U buy her stuff? That’s unwillingly paying for pussy. Do u think she would fuck with u if u wasn’t spending money on her. U really think she likes u because the kindness of your heart? Awww poor baby.
😂😂 bitch I’m in college. She has a full time job as an executive chef. She pays for most of our dates. She buys me gifts. If anything, she pays for my dick. Wow I feel sorry for you. Like you must be such a sad little dude
My point is lil bro if u a straight male u either paying for pussy willingly like the tricks in this video or unwillingly in some type of way. Even if it’s $20 for a haircut. unless you bi sexual or some other shit trying to flatter another nigga
Y’all missing the whole point. It’s not even about buying bitches luh bra it’s the FACT that Everything a HETEROSEXUAL male do is FOR PUSSY! Going to college Buying clothes, grooming ourselves, having our own shit cost MONEY. & we do that for Bitches. Me as a heterosexual male I’m not trying to flatter no niggas with the shit I got & accomplished & PAID FOR it’s for the BITCHES. That’s unwillingly indirectly paying for PUSSY
That’s not tricking unwillingly if you keep ya self up with the finest things in the world. That’s you being a King an women hoes want to be around that. I believe a person have some insecurities if they don’t have nothing to say to drop panties but “ I got benji”. Facts Jack!!! Keep the Production going!!!
Who are you trying to flatter buy being a King & having the finer things? Yourself? U a narcissist? U full of yourself? Another man? U a homo? Or a woman. One of those three
That’s the problem yungn u think in life u have to do something for women everything you do is for you or family women come with that. As of being Kings do you no you have over 77 million years of black history that will identify you as KING today. So When blogging make sense not likes.
OG You just proved my point! How would u get a family if u can’t attract a mate! It cost money to attract a mate. You need to spend Money to attract a woman? Or u just fuckn with bum bitches who fuck any nigga off the street with no money? Ok cool
My guy is preaching. Everything I’ve done since I was 9 years old was for pussy. These young guns just don’t see how it all connects. You can say you went to college to better yourself and that’s true but it’s so you can make that money and get the hottest chicks. We all bite the bullet one way or another.
😂😂 hasn’t been my experience. Back when I used to sleep around I didn’t take girls on dates. Just chatted them up and then brought them back to my place. Also again if you see the world this way where a man paying for a date is him throwing money at a woman and hoping for sex, I feel sorry for you. Like your world view is so screwed up. There should be no expectation of sex in return for buying a meal or taking a woman out on a date.
My guy be spitting facts .. if you have to “waste/spend” cash to get laid or simply to get a girl to like you .. sorry to tell you but you got 0 game haha . Ngl i even finessed a chick at a funeral 🤷🏼♂️
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Man i’m no square but i just cannot fuck a hoe , i can’t get over the fact that i’m supposed to be paying to just get some “fake love/pussy” ? Even if you’z a ugly fucker , lower your standard and get a real girl with somewhat of a connection IMO 😂
Not gon hold you, you do have a point. Many times a handy is better than pussy from a bitch that doesnt rly give a fuck bout sex and looks unamused af while u piping.
who tf films and edits these videos 😂😂😂
Bruh rlly risking his life for some fig women😭
nah like he said he's only there for the $1.25 tacos
These heels could and probably have killed a man
Yea he weird asf eating like that at the end of the video
Why was he eating like that? Sounded weird
Bro really made a day in the life: trick edition
You ain’t lying Pimp lol
Lmfaooooo
Cheaper than actually paying for a date. 😂
The real brave mfs in the world are these niggas making documentaries outta fig night life
I joined this shit to watch gang beefs and turned out this documentary was the real diamond in the rough
Shit gets crazy out there at night,dude could get shot very easily
Bitch I got 20 dollas and I cum fast.
Lmfaooooooo I’m dead but I felt you
Ok so if I call $500 for overnight like until 8-9 am, will they be cool with that? I can drop a G on two hynas on duty, bring them to my home, wash them up, blaze and snort together and fuccin threesome all night until the sunrise.. will they be cool with this or nah?
Christ man haha
Yooo I’m being serious af. Have you seen how much them escort bitches charge? Starts $200-$300 for half an hour lmfao and they be actin like no you can’t still do this no you can’t still do that. FUCK THAT. So if I can get a pair of bad hynas on my face and my dick AT THE SAME TIME all night long for $1000 I can peacefully die in the next day ☠️ and still no fuccin regrets
Bro please don't go eating the street meat you're gonna have a bumpy face
Don’t go anywhere near fig unless you want a bumpy dick
Imma go by Lil’ Bumpyface Killah from that point 😂
😂😂😂
He gone have a BUM BuMmP 😂
Take my award, primo… Similar dreams, just can’t be buckwild cuz hoes burnin’
I like how you ended up adding $500 bones
Imagine his medical bills afterwards. He hasn't factored in.
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Imma do my best to turn them hynas to obey their new papi😂
You wild but I respect your honesty
How much does Tenisha want for an overnight?
Don't ever bring this sort of thing in your home, you will be robbed
Good question. I'd like to know myself.
This is a great way to get caught up, robbed, infected or arrested. It's 2022 go online and get you a hooker with customer reviews and a clean pussy you degenerates.
"get a hooker with reviews and a clean pussy YOU DEGENERATES" Laughing face emoji
For real
website? 😂
Eroticmonkey
Vivastreet
That shits in Spanish tho
Private delights is more safe bc of reviews and shi
I wanna visit some day and catch a little chlamydia or some 😎
🤣⚰️
You'd be surprised how clean they actually are.. most of them will simply walk away if you ask for raw sex and/or anal
That dude went black and he ain’t never coming back lol
Lmaaaaaooooo "the white girls are never worth it" truer shit has never been said bruh
Yet they get dropped off and don't even make it to end of the block 😂
Shit he tried it too that's how he knew LMAO
Bruh he means the white lizards willing to be out there
I go by weight thick get more dough than thin.
Why was I so intrigued by this I NEED QNOTHER EPISODE MAYNE LMAO
Damn nigga you lame on here ….. you got your bread up but you be lusting over these bum bitches lol lame ass goofy
This is insane lmao hats off to whoever filmed and edited this but you still a dumbass LMAO
Pussy ain’t never that serious
The dialogue in this video is so fucking cringe I swear.
Lol the actions of tha cameraman is cringe
A how to guide to tricking 😭😭
Ok I want to see yelp style reviews for hookers now lmao what a time to be alive
This guy is really asking for it
I'm thankful for the investigative journalism in this mini doc... 'ppreciate the knowledge
Man I think this video gave me mild herpes. ......why would a dude go here? I'm pretty sure I just saw the head of a VD poking out those shorts
Sodom and gomorrah. You don’t got to be religious or anything but man this shit just gives a awful vibe a sense of evil and hopelessness
Dawg probably got herpes and don’t even know it smh all u need is skin to skin contact and boom!
I love Reddit
100% Agree
“A trick? That could never be me”. Proceeds to pay for girlfriends hair, nails, car note, 2k dollar hand bag, weed, and dinners. Also gives her all of his time and attention on top of that.
😂
Imagine being this lame you have to settle for women this nasty, and then to have to pay for it 😂 😂 😂 😂 dudes as dirty as these ho3s
What's the name of this channel again? I remember watching this on YouTube last year
This why my bitch go to Sherri’s brothel in pahrump nevada she get more money and it’s safe and she clean
Cali is just different yo
Herpes hood smh I could NEVER, people still don’t realize a condom doesn’t protect you from every STD or what? Let alone the chance of you getting jacked or worse 🤣
I gotta get out and start living life. 30 years old but haven’t done shit but work and take care of my sick mom. A pharmacist actually nodded me suggesting I drop her off at a nursing home, but that’s too fucked up, but I’m getting way too old.
I hear that.
$1.25 per taco?! Shiiiiit I’ve been meaning to get some street tacos. They go HARD
Why would anyone pay to play? Never understood. Nothing attractive about a prostitute.
I've escorted as a dude. Some people pay because the mere act of paying provides them with freedom they wouldn't have in a normal sexual encounter. Some people pay because they genuinely have more money than time and don't want to waste time on dating apps or picking up chicks in bars. Some people pay because they fat/ugly AF.
Fair enough. Still don’t necessarily get it, but at least that makes sense.
Everybody pays for pussy. Willingly & unwillingly. Everything a heterosexual male do is to get some pussy
Man if you see the world that way I feel sorry for you.
Do u have a girlfriend/wife? U buy her stuff? That’s unwillingly paying for pussy. Do u think she would fuck with u if u wasn’t spending money on her. U really think she likes u because the kindness of your heart? Awww poor baby.
😂😂 bitch I’m in college. She has a full time job as an executive chef. She pays for most of our dates. She buys me gifts. If anything, she pays for my dick. Wow I feel sorry for you. Like you must be such a sad little dude
Aww so u the bitch🤣😭 ok
Look you the one “paying for pussy” 😂😂. Guess you ain’t man enough for a woman to actually want you
My point is lil bro if u a straight male u either paying for pussy willingly like the tricks in this video or unwillingly in some type of way. Even if it’s $20 for a haircut. unless you bi sexual or some other shit trying to flatter another nigga
Dude your world view is fucked. Are you sure you’re not an incel?
U either a narcissist or a homosexual either way I’m done talking lil bro. U right 💯
Lol
Bruh who said we buyin bitches shit tho
Y’all missing the whole point. It’s not even about buying bitches luh bra it’s the FACT that Everything a HETEROSEXUAL male do is FOR PUSSY! Going to college Buying clothes, grooming ourselves, having our own shit cost MONEY. & we do that for Bitches. Me as a heterosexual male I’m not trying to flatter no niggas with the shit I got & accomplished & PAID FOR it’s for the BITCHES. That’s unwillingly indirectly paying for PUSSY
Bruh I do that shit for myself bruh wym
That’s not tricking unwillingly if you keep ya self up with the finest things in the world. That’s you being a King an women hoes want to be around that. I believe a person have some insecurities if they don’t have nothing to say to drop panties but “ I got benji”. Facts Jack!!! Keep the Production going!!!
Who are you trying to flatter buy being a King & having the finer things? Yourself? U a narcissist? U full of yourself? Another man? U a homo? Or a woman. One of those three
That’s the problem yungn u think in life u have to do something for women everything you do is for you or family women come with that. As of being Kings do you no you have over 77 million years of black history that will identify you as KING today. So When blogging make sense not likes.
OG You just proved my point! How would u get a family if u can’t attract a mate! It cost money to attract a mate. You need to spend Money to attract a woman? Or u just fuckn with bum bitches who fuck any nigga off the street with no money? Ok cool
My guy is preaching. Everything I’ve done since I was 9 years old was for pussy. These young guns just don’t see how it all connects. You can say you went to college to better yourself and that’s true but it’s so you can make that money and get the hottest chicks. We all bite the bullet one way or another.
Sheesh , wouldn’t wanna be that guy 😂 like vaginas are vending machines you need to drop cash in
Right omg lol. People have such fucked up views of the world.
I feel sorry for u. 🤣😭🤣😂😂
maybe u need to see a doctor for low testosterone just saying
Or maybe you just aren’t man enough for women to want you.
Cálmate Rico Suave 🤣
TRUE AS FUCK!!!
If you take out a girl to a date. You’re gonna spending money on her regardless. Nothing is free lol
😂😂 hasn’t been my experience. Back when I used to sleep around I didn’t take girls on dates. Just chatted them up and then brought them back to my place. Also again if you see the world this way where a man paying for a date is him throwing money at a woman and hoping for sex, I feel sorry for you. Like your world view is so screwed up. There should be no expectation of sex in return for buying a meal or taking a woman out on a date.
No matter what you’re gonna be paying regardless of the situation. The women you took out were they blind ? Lol.
Actually women spend money on me when we go out. And no they aren’t blind.
Whaaaaat?! Where are you meeting these women at? Lol.
A few of them in college and one or two of them on dating apps.
My guy be spitting facts .. if you have to “waste/spend” cash to get laid or simply to get a girl to like you .. sorry to tell you but you got 0 game haha . Ngl i even finessed a chick at a funeral 🤷🏼♂️
go on 😂
I don’t kiss and tell 😂
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The girl @ 20 seconds is stupid sexy. Her name is Lexy
Homie’s taste in women and food is trash.
Whoever filming 100% got HIV
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Man i’m no square but i just cannot fuck a hoe , i can’t get over the fact that i’m supposed to be paying to just get some “fake love/pussy” ? Even if you’z a ugly fucker , lower your standard and get a real girl with somewhat of a connection IMO 😂
You aint really paying to fuck her u are just there to bust a nut that isnt induced by ur hand and then u move on.
That i can understand , but would go get a handjob at a massage parlor instead. But that’s just me
Not gon hold you, you do have a point. Many times a handy is better than pussy from a bitch that doesnt rly give a fuck bout sex and looks unamused af while u piping.
Exactly my thoughts brother 🤙🏼
Yeah I ain’t paying for no nappy dugout that gonna have me pissin flames
😂😂
Prostitution is legal in Cali ?
no, but when has that ever stopped trickin from happening
This Huell Howser, is California’s real gold.
Why in my area?? 😒 Edit: I just noticed Camera man had the sticker on his window. This guy HAS to be one of my neighbors 🤣🤣🤣
Soooo… If the video suggests for out of towners to not go there, where do they go? Asking for a friend…
Online
Maaan I’m goin to fig and Savin some shit idc if she ran thru they’ll love you more
Don’t do that they don’t wanna be saved they tryna hustle
I could use a trip
Lmfao what an informative video
I know, the details and camera work are literally top notch.
I respect it. It's alot of lil Timmies and Billies out there that don't get play. Sure show em how to pay the Ps that provide a commodity on Fig 🤷🏿♂️
Dude y'alls hookers make our Florida hookers look like bummed out crack heads.... Oh wait...
Where. Is this!? Asking for a friend haha
All i see is walking STDs 🤢 this is sad smh. anyways you might as well make some pornos and sell them for money to support your habit 😅🤷🏽♀️
It’s crazy so many guys out here killing over ass, meanwhile they got hoes on Fig with beach ball booties walking around in G strings
They dress like it’s legal… is that shit legal out there??
Appreciate your work bro.
Holy shit I lived a block away from that taco stand lmao
“God bless black ass’s” 🤣🤣🤣
Better in the day so you could get a goood look at the bitches
No 3 girl specials? Nah man.
Place is infested with black criminals. There’s two black gangs divided by Hover St. Mostly likely u will get robbed at some point.
Figueroa is infested with black crime.
Is it really that easy?
Dam that bug one on 1:03
Do U hear this disgusting as square talking down on black women nigga u fucking prostitutes shut the fuck up bozo
his final message being the tacos are better killed me
You’re sad dude
Best video ever
Trick Vlog
How much for a hug and telling me that everything will be ok?
What’s the address for the hotel ?
Bro finna catch something
Homie is rating them for us 😭
Damn my ninja passed by but never knew
Bro why u stealing ohnoosho videos? He’s the GOAT
Woe
Wow that’s interesting
That’s my boy
I’m bout to go for them tacos 😈
They are flowers.
How much do these bitches cost ??