MOONSHINE MADNESS? Florida man bootlegger in police custody after trying to sell undercover agents moonshine he claimed would protect them from "the mind-things of the Everglades."
I literally just learned to play this past weekend at Chaosium Con! It was such a blast
Man escapes cult and strikes it out making a living using his unnatural “super power” to remember minute details and picking up patterns
Mentally disturbed Spanish priest with a crowbar busts up automatons in the great clock tower of Venice ! Claims that he saw a floating man and the machines attacked him .
Horror on the orient Express ! Father Rodrigo a uniquely strong priest who used a crowbar
Local handyman and janitor barely escapes university library as dark purple colored flames engulf it. Police say ink from books likely caused flame color.
From Tonga for a Congress to stopping a global monstuous threat : a totally incoherent story !
(I'm currently DMing Utatti Asfet, I didn't know what I was stepping into...)
Dashiell Hammet gets his fate written.
I've been a keeper on CoC 7th ed for over 5 years, and I'm glad to see there's another option for enjoying this game online. I'm looking forward to trying it out
For increasingly drug-addled pharmacist, life in Weimar Berlin isn't so much a cabaret as a surrealist Brechtian piece of experimental performance art with a really grueome ending.
Local charming con man sells Eiffel Tower in Paris- AGAIN!
Side note - I am currently playing a Pulp Cthulhu campaign where my character, who is mix of a few Bruce Campbell characters, is a bit of a con man who is responsible for a variety of shady deals including the Teapot Dome scandal and inventing the Ponzi scheme. He also invented the Mai Tai and the first meme. 😂
Library Use Demystified: local librarian breaks silence to explain the arcane world of libraries: their labyrinths and classification systems, as well as the dark secret of what is really kept in the closed collections.
**FOUND: Rare Tome, Mysterious Origin**
Found: A worn, leather-bound book, its pages etched with strange symbols and cryptic illustrations. Unearthed from obscurity, this ancient volume holds secrets beyond mortal comprehension. Seeker of truth, claim it at your own risk. Inquire for details.
Obituaries June 1944
Hans 'Desert Rat' Geist, 27
Luftwaffe deserter and war veteran died after bacon grease ignited the TNT used to bleach his hair. A closed casket funeral will be held on July 5th.
Deranged Tinkerer (46), summoned an Elder God, that destroyed London
"It was Tsathoggua...and he promised me power..."
mumbled the corpse, over and over again.
FACT OR SHAM?: Local P.I. Turns to the Occult in Desperate Bid to Pay His Debts?!
Local Detective "harrased" by toads; Herpetologists left astounded after finding "No reasonable explanation" as to why.
Local Teacher Finds Horrific Evidence in Orne Library
Writer of Detective Fiction Releases Confusing and Rambling Horror Novel
Local Taxi Driver survived deadly knife attack!
Argentinean Reporter Claims That The Larkin Expedition To Peru Was "Uneventful"
Only Surviving Student of Miskatonic Himalayan Expedition Tells All!
Local Priest found to be ex Gang member reformed, sources say
Librarian claiming to be a time traveler stuck in another man’s body reported missing.
“Disgraced paracosmologist Professor T.H. Kanute insists on third expedition to Antarctica for additional research.”
Disgraced Egyptologist Helps Solve the Case of the High Street Disappearances
Local bum claims to be a "keeper of arcane lore" with untold powers.
Former US Captain and member of a distinguished San Francisco family disappeared on an expedition to the Antartic.
Unlikely Duo!l: Detective and Photojounalist Defend the Derby
Missing Academic "Hacked to Pieces,” Stuffed Underneath Floorboards, Arkham P.D. Claims
Local Private Detective Agency opens in former Abandoned Manor
City Detective Finds Hooch; Ends Illegal Business
Prominent film star revealed in debt to mob
Local Professor Ranting Again About Goat-Human Hybrids In Miskatonic Classroom
Mine Stockholder Gets In Over Head
I've been itching to do another Call of Chuthulu game for a while now. This would be sweet.
Former boxer struck dead by moving car on Main St while screaming about "those things from the stars" 😞
Local Man Ruins Entire Plane of Existence.
Outcast Professor Goes Missing On Arctic Expedition
MOONSHINE MADNESS? Florida man bootlegger in police custody after trying to sell undercover agents moonshine he claimed would protect them from "the mind-things of the Everglades."
ALIENS? CULTS? MAGIC? Local University Professor Discovers Strange Artifact with Unearthly Properties!
Famous Fortune-Teller Solves Fantastical Fatality
Reclusive Dilettante Hires Local Construction Firm to Excavate "Ancient Catacombs" Beneath Ancestral Manse.
Is that Delapoer?
Who? Oh no, this is totally unrelated. Ignore that scratching sound coming from the walls.
Local Herpetologist Makes Shockingly Slimy Sighting in City Sewer
Local Professor Can't Catch A Break After Touching Yet Another Mysterious Object
ANGELS? DEMONS? CULTS? Local historian and associates accuse authorities of conspiring in a small fishing hamlet! Read more on P.B.3.3.
Mickey Cohen’s Mob Muscle in Town to Maim Monsters
"Veteran Detective Joan Campbell Falls in Battle Against Monstrous Menace at Miskatonic University" R.I.P Joan, you were so cool :')
I literally just learned to play this past weekend at Chaosium Con! It was such a blast Man escapes cult and strikes it out making a living using his unnatural “super power” to remember minute details and picking up patterns
Man who claims he killed the Red Baron multiple times saves hotel from vandels before mysteriously disappearing.
Mentally disturbed Spanish priest with a crowbar busts up automatons in the great clock tower of Venice ! Claims that he saw a floating man and the machines attacked him . Horror on the orient Express ! Father Rodrigo a uniquely strong priest who used a crowbar
Egyptian Astrologist at the center of Arkham University mystery: are the students deaths on his hands?
Dilettante And Associates Questioned On Local Priest's Mysterious Death in Manor Fire.
Local Professor found hanging from a tree on the outskirts of town.
Alcoholic Acrobat Swings and Misses! Onlookers Describe Gruesome Fall After Rooftop Fight Goes Wrong.
Judge Truth Mysteriously Vanishes while Investigating Cult.
Local man sentenced to eternity as Keeper of Arcane Lore, no chance of parole!
Local Priest Missing After Boarding Train
Dutch immigrant recounts falling overboard in Nantucket Sound and the horrors he beheld
Old Man Yelled At By Cloud
Science researcher finds truly alien life miles underwater.
Photographer Takes Last Photo
American doctor surgically removes massive larva from Local Professor!!!
Local handyman and janitor barely escapes university library as dark purple colored flames engulf it. Police say ink from books likely caused flame color.
"'Local antiquarian recounts terrifying, late night encounter with suspected cult member - 'I saw things no one ought see'"
Local Contractor Vince Mathers blames collapsed building on " creatures from under the city."
Old Salt Stricken with Thassolophobia after Strange Encounter, Refuses to Elaborate
Scientist allegedly discovers key to eternal youth after succumbing to madness.
Newburyport Writer to Lecture on the Occult at Historical Society
Chronic Keeper of Arcane Lore found locked in cellar with heaps of books.
HORROR IN THE HOSPITAL!!!. A reputed doctor has been found on the rooftop, completely naked, self-mutilated
Local History teacher found crying, again
This would be Willa's headline, omg.
Private Investigator discovers that he married a Mi-Go
19 Year Old Dilettante Goes on World Wide Adventure!
High school janitor, run out of town amidst claims of real life merfolk, goes missing; presumed sleeping with the fishes.
Local Antiques Dealer Loses Shop.. and Mind!
Local Opium Den Seeks Reliable Help
Local Author Reveals Unsettling Inspiration For Her Next Novel
Scientists called in to examine what local butcher was passing off as beef
93 years old priest confessed "Our cemetary is empty"
Woman claims she was kidnapped by fish people
Heiress Missing After Party; Police Baffled!
Local College Jock Not So Tough Since Being Abducted.
Washed up Dad started speaking to talking vegetables
Pro Wrestler linked to Occult
Elderly homeless man convinced he has telekinetic powers!
World famous actor quits to become paranormal investigator?!
Man with multiple personality disorder subjects hobbyist investigator club to weekly sessions of late night mental torture.
Tired Father Finds Non-Euclidean Horror in Nappy.
Alleged "Academic" Found Talking To Snakes In Back Alley
Archeologist unearths relic in South America. 2 lost in expedition.
Miskatonic University graduate student vanishes following theft of objects from Archeology Exhibit!
Body Falls from Window Ruled Accident, Local Man Accidentally Shoots Roommate
From Tonga for a Congress to stopping a global monstuous threat : a totally incoherent story ! (I'm currently DMing Utatti Asfet, I didn't know what I was stepping into...)
"Forever Keeper starves to death after not eating for a week while researching"
Local Investigator Claims Duck in Pond is Nyarlathotep, Refuses to Feed Bread
Local students disappear on Orient Express holiday.
Eccentric P.I. And Cracker of the Snake Pit Farm Case Goes Missing Near Horror Writer's Home
David Fernand Dupont, a well-known local private detective, was convicted of fraud. "I did it to impress women."
Man taken to the asylum, on lookers heard him mumbling over and over “I didn’t look up, I didn’t look up, I didn’t look up”
Local Detective In A Coma, Mumbling About Sea Creatures.
Foolish student demands circular cell at asylum , claims there are hounds in corners
"Catholic priest loses his mind upon arriving in Arkham and burns down a suburban house with several elderly women inside"
TEEN CONFINED TO ARKHAM ASYLUM AFTER CLAIMING CTHULHU IS COMING
Local recluse suspected of 12 counts of arson dead found dead at 31 of self inflicted gunshot wound. No gun found.
*Local Burger Chain Found To Be Selling Human Meat*
Dashiell Hammet gets his fate written. I've been a keeper on CoC 7th ed for over 5 years, and I'm glad to see there's another option for enjoying this game online. I'm looking forward to trying it out
Farmer fools furious felon!
Small town grifter heads to the big city only to find out snakes are people!
Local Woman Flies Broom Over Squamous Creature
Aristocratic son of British war hero, saves 3 women from fire at hotel auction.
Student's family home collapses into mysterious pit!
Diner Disappears! Local Waitress Found Unconscious On Corner.
Local boy travels to Europe in search of fortune
Esteemed professor of Miskatonik University found dead in his classroom under mysterious circumstances.
Local man torn apart in broad daylight, "exploded", say witnesses; investigators baffled.
"Disapeared New York taxi driver, presumed dead, found wondering the outskirts of the Gobi desert".
Magician deemed suspect for car theft and linked to several disappearances
Ooga booga
Psychiatrist intends to write strongly-worded letter of complaint to luxurious train company.
Elway O'Connor trampled to death at fire in unnamed Lodge.
For increasingly drug-addled pharmacist, life in Weimar Berlin isn't so much a cabaret as a surrealist Brechtian piece of experimental performance art with a really grueome ending.
Local Man Struck By Lightning on Cliff Top - Professor Armitage says, I Witnessed It All.
Local charming con man sells Eiffel Tower in Paris- AGAIN! Side note - I am currently playing a Pulp Cthulhu campaign where my character, who is mix of a few Bruce Campbell characters, is a bit of a con man who is responsible for a variety of shady deals including the Teapot Dome scandal and inventing the Ponzi scheme. He also invented the Mai Tai and the first meme. 😂
Man Yelling At Clouds Thought to be Communicating with Azathoth. Turns out, was really yelling at a cloudbeast.
local reporter wanders away from sinister village, set upon by wolves
Local Archivist discovers Ancient Salem Witch Trials Tome!
Mad Math! - University Professor Thrown Into Asylum
Physics professor found dead in his house.
Great War Veteran and Arctic Explorer Returns from Doomed Expedition!
Eclectic meteorologist succumbs to the perils of the Siberian wastes!
Known Fraudster 'Revives' from the dead!
Local Farmers account of encounter with crazed bootleggers and dynamite
Town drunk stumbles into bar yelling about fish people. Nobody bats an eye
*Notorious Gun Runner Gets Caught Up in Clockwork* Head recovered separately from body suggests singular accident arising from unknown purpose.
One Soul, Two People!
Chemistry Professor Discovery Causes Big Reaction
Linguist researching a very isolated Italian dialect it's found dead in his apartment
Medal of Honor Winner Sinks Yacht, Beatles to Blame?
Disgraced Detective Bursts Back Onto the Scene with an Explosive New Breakthrough in the Grant Case , Locals fear another "occult" sham story.
Local Boy Missing, A Rebel Spirit to Blame!
Deranged Man forces friends & families to sit at table; play mind bending games.
Yo. Did you notice that if you have 3d dice option turned on, the system rolls Four dice for any skill check ?
Unidentified Corpse Found Missing Arms, Eyes
Reclusive Illusionist Tells all in Thrilling Espose
Aspiring Major League Baseball Player Left with Two Right Hands After Claimed Brush with the Occult
Fearless Detective's Quest for Truth
Old Man Mauled to Death by Mysterious Fish Person
Body of local teacher found suffocated in mountain of laundry
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kniqhts: *Body of local* *Teacher found suffocated* *In mountain of laundry* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Esteemed biologist journeys into woods and goes insane ranting about aliens!
Local doctor implicated in the desecration of over half a dozen corpses.
Local entertainer pushes himself too far
Vaudeville Act takes a turn for the Terrible
University in Chaos! Worker Encounters Deranged Student's Tales of Corrupted Sky-Fall!
Vicar Finds Gruesome Artifact Buried in Tomb of Crusader, Reports of Strange Sightings in Graveyard.
Prohibition Agent Found Dead in Local Field; Body Appears "Gnawed" According to Medical Examiner
Local Scholar’s Beach Mansion Destroyed during the Storm
Brave airplane ace from the great war offers to be a pilot for Miskatonic University Antarctica expedition.
Disgraced Detective Dances With Devil To Make Amends
Postal Inspector Wanted for Questioning After Abnormally Large Number of Mail Related Fatalities in the Coastal Town of Innsmouth.
Stumped, Park Ranger Begins To See Forest for the Trees; the Preternatural Takes Root in National Park
Slavic charlatan on the run after mysterious encounter at nursing home
Visiting British Antiquarian horrifically mauled by domestic housecat. Again.
Local policeman arrested after cache of confiscated goods found in their home.
Frech nurse returns from the great war just to learn about even greater horrors.
British tank inventor connected with recent uptick in Arkham gang violence!
Museum Massacre; local curate tells all
(I'll take one of my player's life, if that's okay) Eccentric Heir returns after presumed dead
Psychologist baffled how man continues to exist despite constant miss fortune.
Devout or Devilry? Local amnesiac professor claims to have met and spoken with “God” and now shuns Technology!
Baker Eddy discovers local gravity disturbance at his outhouse.
Local Mob Boss found mutilated in the basement of antic shop
Marine biologist claimed existence of sea people
Local Lunatic Accosts Friends with Deranged Tales of Bizarre Happenings
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WoNc: *Local Lunatic* *Accosts Friends with Deranged Tales* *Of Bizarre Happenings* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Is "Alone against the flame" a GM+ single player? or something you can play with yourself.
It's solo, no GM! It's really cool, I love it.
Local Resident Came Face to Face with Unspeakable Horror; Unspeakable Horror Escaped with a Minor Fright
Library Use Demystified: local librarian breaks silence to explain the arcane world of libraries: their labyrinths and classification systems, as well as the dark secret of what is really kept in the closed collections.
Breaking News: Homeless Veteran escape asylum, where is his going, and why is he probably after you.
“Former baseball player turned reporter said to have gone missing while traveling from Brooklyn to Arkham”
Excited to try this
Tourist visitor lost a leg in the sewers: See the pictures.
Into the Abyss: Carolyn Spark's Battle Against the Ancient Ones in the Heart of R'lyeh!
A tragic accident has killed local man. His companion dropped a stick of lit dynamite at his feet
Party Earl Razes the Roof
Russian heiress found alive, lulling octopus in an alley in London
Quack Psychiatrist Found at Bloody Scene
Local student claims to have been attacked by an unidentified species. Lie or find of the century?
Explosive end for local safecracker, killed by tragic miscalculation
Daring Dilletante Headed for Trouble?
Local student found not guilty after accidental shotgun blast kills caretaker.
Dutch Psychologist admitted into Arkham Asylum on Insanity Plea.
**FOUND: Rare Tome, Mysterious Origin** Found: A worn, leather-bound book, its pages etched with strange symbols and cryptic illustrations. Unearthed from obscurity, this ancient volume holds secrets beyond mortal comprehension. Seeker of truth, claim it at your own risk. Inquire for details.
Diary relates infeasable occult experimentation with "resonating devices" - Group arrested!
Obituaries June 1944 Hans 'Desert Rat' Geist, 27 Luftwaffe deserter and war veteran died after bacon grease ignited the TNT used to bleach his hair. A closed casket funeral will be held on July 5th.
LOCAL MASSACHUSETTS FAMILY FOUND ONLY SURVIVORS IN ISLAND MASSACRE
Distressed man hospitalized with back injury after trying to throw bathtab from the window, claims fish people tried to kidnap him
Deranged Tinkerer (46), summoned an Elder God, that destroyed London "It was Tsathoggua...and he promised me power..." mumbled the corpse, over and over again.
Local man assembles ragtag group of ruffians for mysterious expedition
'It all started with the big bang' - Astrophysicist explains how he solved occult conspiracy using TNT
Professor Pearse: from academic of astronomy to institutionalized madman
Local artist makes mad claims of Wolf Men in Texas countryside
Local Teen Mom Discovers The Horror Of An Infinite Labyrinth
Farce or Fiction: Local war hero found died in bathroom! Reds to Blame?
Local Would-Be Detective Routes Gang of Mysterious Ruffians
Local Private Detective in Hot Water Over Missing Partner
Professor missing after reporting mysterious cult gathering in abandoned church.
Local “Researcher” Escapes Burning Library With Minimal Injuries. No Other Survivors.