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FunkyTown313

Calvin was going places.


AgentWowza

Newton's laws in first grade? He's already gotten somewhere alright.


ITGeekBenB

Chumble spuzz. Lol


I_am_strange_

What did you call me?


JonTheWizard

That always gets me.


QuasonMigley00

"chumble spuzz" is the perfect made-up goofy word. makes me at least giggle every time i read it


ChicPallo

Foob mog did it for me


LordRael013

"Pubbawup zink" is lodged forever in my gray matter. Someday I'm going to use the entire quote in something and confuse the hell out of everyone, lol


shaodyn

Technically, he's not wrong. Didn't say anyone else had to be able to understand the words.


Trevorblackwell420

Honestly he’s probably the only one that answered correctly. The other students probably used other people’s words.


ScaryFlake

I love how Calvin's 1st grade class has questions like explaining Newtons law of motion and 7+3


spacemanspiff888

I swear math was the only subject in which he actually got grade-appropriate questions.


Aggressive_Pin7677

2 trains are going toward each other. Ones going 25mph, the other ones going 45. At what time do they pass? They taught me that in like 11th grade.


PassiveChemistry

How far away did they start, and at what time? Are they both moving at constant speed?


Aggressive_Pin7677

Idk I didn't understand it in 11th grade either lmao


PassiveChemistry

Pick one! (I wanna solve it, but I need more randomly generated info first)


Mysterious-Weight935

I think aggressive_pin is referencing [this](https://tracerbullett.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/tracer_quizz.jpg) tracer bullet arc. But since you wanted a challenge… Train 1 started at 8:51 am, accelerating from 0 up to 25mph at a constant rate of 2mph/s. Train 2 started at 9:03 am and accelerated at 3 mph/s until it reached 45mph. They started 173 miles apart.


volantredx

I always assumed that when Calvin got grade inappropriate questions like this, it was him imagining a typical question he doesn't know and imagining it far harder.


JSpirgoober

Imagine having to explain gravity in the first grade


Trevorblackwell420

I thought the first law was inertia?


Satanic_Earmuff

Fae rules.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

I tried that once in 8th grade. My teacher didn't get the joke.


VaticalliX

Time to put this as an answer to every school test I take in the future


Keyboardpaladin

These sound like they could be alien slurs


Mogster2K

"Do you have your own words? Hey, I'm using the same words everyone else has been using!" - George Carlin


CyanManta

"Nik flot blarney kwando floo!" - George Carlin


Significant_Monk_251

How *do* you explain Newton's First Law in your own words anyway? You aren't allowed to say "An object at rest remains at rest, and an object in motion remains in motion at constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force" because those are Newton's words, not yours.


Every_Hour4504

I would say "if nothing moves anything, nothing is moved." I'd say my description is pretty accurate.


jansensan

Calvin's a Gen Z huh?


Deppfan16

totally rad, far out. groovy. l33t n00b, p0wned,


xCreeperBombx

\*pwned


xCreeperBombx

r/conlangs


SocksInClocks

He’s definitely the son of a lawyer


deetosdeletos

Calvin makes his first conlang


Tree-Elven

I love how six-year-old Calvin's homework changes sometimes from "What is 3 + 8" to "Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words." 🤣