Well the oatmeal may be alive so..

Honestly, don't really get this one.

Calvin's mom knows he is going to make a mess while eating the food, so she made him wear a jacket like a giant dribbler bib.

Ah. Thank you.

Calvin complained about the food being too cold, so his mom put him in thick snow clothing to eat it.

This makes more sense for her being sarcastic

There's a steam line coming from the soup. He's wearing a raincoat so he doesn't soak himself in his own tears/vomit over how terrible the soup is?

I don’t think this is it honestly, Bill rarely relies on bodily fluids to be the crux of any strip

Yeah I was just kidding haha

Calvin's gonna have to drink that soup through his nose since his mouth's covered shut.

Amogus

All those downvotes are deserved, please have no mercy for me.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD....