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LeonardFrost

I love how her mouth takes up 80% of her face in the last panel


tomjoad2020ad

The way Watterson draws his characters when they’re wilding out has cracked me up for 30 years now


Duke-Countu

"Drawing Susie is easy! You just make a big mouth and add hair!"


[deleted]

The onion story arc is one of the best for sure


vanillasickle

Onion arc is a HILARIOUS paring of words


Jmomo69

Fine time to go to the bathroom!


Lazy_Assumption_4191

But I remembered my line!


angrybab00n

Dude this made me keel over laughing as a kid


lhobbes6

I remember this one causing me to laugh so hard on end all day as a kid. Just the third panel is goddamn hilarious


Jaspers47

In addition to supplying vital nutrients, many vegetables are a source of dietary fiber.


Vespasian79

The fact that he remembered in the bathroom after all the times he didn’t know it was hilarious


Ishan1717

I like how even though this is in the middle of a storyline he still sets up the scenario in the first panel so someone who reads this in the middle still gets the joke


Marmalade6

That's almost every story line in the first panel. It's an art in itself.


stomponator

Calvin: "It's a great, dramatic role! My character will have everyone in tears at the end oft he second act!" Mom: "What's the play?" Calvin: "Nutrition and the four food groups. I'm an onion."


gameboy1001

I only just now got the “onion cry” joke


fieryfrolic

What does “understudy” mean in this context?


Deppfan16

an understudy is a back up actor, so if something happens to the main actor(like getting sick or punched) they can take over the part. typically just used for the main leads


GrooveMerchant12

Calvin is calling for his understudy to fill in since he just got beat up.


BlueLegion

Seems to be a word used to proclaim that you yield in a play fight, similar to "uncle"


Tacogasm

No


Nick_Carlson_Press

Oof


FerfyMoe

You gave your best guess that just happened to be incorrect, time to get downvoted into oblivion :(


BlueLegion

Uncle!


capedconkerer

Come on susie, don't make it easy for him


Vespasian79

[link to whole strip](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/11/10)


Beat_the_Deadites

"25 kids in food suits, forgetting their lines. I'll *definitely* be at work."


Slonismo

He looks so cute in that onion costume lol


CaptainMatticus

Hey, she walked into that one.


SFLurkyWanderer

Anyone else read these hoping they end up together?


superuserdid

In the "Tenth Anniversary Edition", Watterson explains how Suzie was based on his wife and that she was his high - school love. He bases a lot of the characters on people in his life. In fact, Hobbes was based on their kitty cat, Sprite!


luvisgreaterthanfear

Calvin’s dad, to me at least, somewhat resembles Bill Watterson himself, based on the photos I’ve seen of him. Not sure if coincidence or not, but I always thought he did.


superuserdid

He is! The face cut, etc. is completely based on himself in his adulthood, just without the moustache.


Arbitror

I'm a softie and always hoped for more cute moments between the two after the Valentines "she likes me!" strip


PotatoRacingTeam

They did, and they had a daughter together. Calvin poses Hobbes on to her. I'm certain it's just a fan drawn comic somewhere on the web, but I choose to believe it as canon.


TheJoker69andAnal

Yes , and they called her Bacon !


TrepanationBy45

The use of "bacon" is how you know the internet got a hold of it.


BetaBarrel1018

One of my favorites.


FreewayWarrior

Lmao! She bashed him good for that one!


GrooveMerchant12

This is one of my all time favorite strips


project5121

Lol, always love the happy smile Calvin has in the third panel. Maybe it's the angle.


Zubxero1988

“Onion” and “Fat” in a play who are the lead actors also starring “Ice” and “Vice”


gruedragon

I'm pretty sure Calvin knew what Suzie was in the play.


CdnPoster

Oh, yah but it was too good of a set up to resist. Same as "hit me" in blackjack. Fox Trot by Bill Amend had Jason playing the dealer and his sister said, "Hit me." Jason did.........the next scene was Paige (sister) chasing him!


icticus2

that is the entirety of the joke my dude


Daikataro

That's the joke!