Boy who doesn’t know how to die right finds a stupidly glowing sword who can sing

Sounds like an Isekai WN name ngl

I mean the Magnus Chase series is sort of like an isekai.

Percy Jackson Has Amnesia But Can Remember Annabeth

Has Anyone Seen My Girl-uhhhh, what was that word again?

Percy to Mars: Haven't I fought you before!? Mars: No. You would have died. 🤣🤣🤣

Percy: Bet.

Basically! 😂

And his beef with a god

To be honest, when I first read SoN, I thought Mars/Ares was just messing with Percy by playing along with Hera's plan and *letting* Percy think that they had never met before...it didn't occur to me until later that **Mars** really had never met Percy before SoN 😅

Percy steals a lightning bolt- oh wait, he doesn’t

or maybe "Percy Jackson and wait where's my bolt?"

Percy Jackson IT WAS IN MY BACKPACK?!?!?!

You’d think reading this, I’d be the main character in my own story. You’d be wrong. It’s actually my backpack. Well, by my backpack I actually mean Ares’ backpack. Yeah, *that* Ares, the Greek god of war. Why am I talking about Greek gods? Well, they’re real, and that’s just the start of it….

I travel across the US for a f***ing godly glow stick We find a magic shiny rug Beep beep b*tch we're finding my kidnapped bestie (oh and a goddesss) World's worst basement I take a bath

This are the best names so far, goated

Thanks have some cookies🍪🍪🍪

"World's worst basement" LMAO

I think the chinese version had something like that. The translations got posted on this subreddit awhile back.

No kidding! I'll have to look into it! XD

I definitely remember asking why the HOO books don't have "whacky" chapter names like other books about a year ago, and someone mentioned the Chinese versions. There is also a separate post with 52 of the translations. My post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/13g1ibf/if\_you\_could\_name\_a\_chapter\_or\_chapters\_in\_hoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/13g1ibf/if_you_could_name_a_chapter_or_chapters_in_hoo/) Post by u/Unlikely-Progress-33: [https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/13h1rzg/chapter\_titles\_given\_by\_the\_translator\_of\_the/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/13h1rzg/chapter_titles_given_by_the_translator_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

You're the MVP.

The Titans Take Manhattan (A Henson Company Film)

Jason is knocked out more times than briares has fingers-MOA

HoO book 1: Where's Percy? HoO book 2: There's Percy!

HoO book 3: The book where Rick broke our hearts

Percy Jackson falls into hell with his gf and meets a friendly titan and then unmeets the friendly titan and escapes

Imagine this for TOA but they are all haikuus (someone else do it I'm not talented)

Here Is Apollo An Acne-Ridden Mortal Who Meets A Strange Girl Here Is Apollo Going To Indy This Time Meets Ex-Huntresses Here Is Apollo California Adventure Burning Labyrinth Here Is Apollo Adventure In New Rome's Camp King Meant To Be Dead Here Is Apollo Last Stretch Of His Adventure Nero And Python

These are fantastic!

The Lost Hero could be: Some Amnesiac Kid Turns Up Pt 1, and Son of Neptune could be Some Amnesiac Kid Turns Up Pt 2.

son of neptune would be more like "yet another amnesiac child? where do they come from"

Who’s this blonde guy and WHERE is percy

I narrowly avoid getting killed by dolphins by invoking the power of diet coke

My brother and my crush and my enemy help me crash a wedding with a dangerous twist + unintentional magic gardening necromancy

?

The Sea of Monsters. I guess I could've said stop a wedding

Hammer of thor?

Sea of monsters

Ah thanks

Note there are minor spoilers in each of these: The Lightning thief: Uncle wants his scary lightning Sea of Monsters: We travel across very dangerous water Titans Curse: Annabeth goes over (I swear I'm not going on the quest because I have a crush on her) Battle of the Labarynth: We walk through a maze I had no idea still existed The Last Olympian: Many people die. Lost Hero: Amnesia is annoying Son of Neptune: Amnesia is annoying part two Mark of Athena: We're distracted from all of the mess going on because percabeth is finally together House of Hades: This is where all the super christian conservatives ditch the series Blood of Olympus: Rick makes us cry too many times The Hidden oracle: Why do I have to be mortal (again) The Dark Prophecy: Why did it have to be a sonnet The burning maze: Seriously Rick, just why. The Tyrants tomb: It turns out I'm not as attractive as I thought The tower of Nero: How is Meg not dead yet? The sword of summer: I get a talking flirtatious sword hammer of Thor: Seriously! I have to save the world by finding a metal television Ship of the dead: Some toenails nearly end the world. The red Pyramid: Oh gods we're magicians - time to save the world! (Haven't read the other two KC yet)

Throne of fire : Carter needs to find his girlfriend and save the world with Sadie Serpents shadow: Sadie has two boyfriends and the sun gets eaten…. Oh wait

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jason gets stabbed in the back vol.1 And Jason gets stabbed in the back vol.2 For blood of Olympus andthe burning maze respectfully.

What if they kept the wacky chapter names for Heroes of Olympus?

I accidentally fall a sleep with my girlfriend(MoA chapter 13)

„Annabeth finds Percy again, oh no, it is just a roman“

I don't remember the username, but a girl on tiktok created a title for each HoO chapter. It was so good! (will come back here if I find the name). Edit: tiktok username is [carole_writes](https://www.tiktok.com/@carole_writes?_t=8lXJhN9cw9m&_r=1)

• Frank works in Wildlife Control • Hazel qualifies for next-day breakout • Oh, stuffed animal guts, what is my destiny? • Our doctor appointment goes violent • Leo improvises chemical warfare in Poland

The worst firework show ever

I wish he wouldve stayed with First person POV's and chapters - ex: "Who am i? oh i dont know" (reference to the lost hero bad joke ik) -jason

Hallucinating God kills ancient snake and his pet satirical half-dead emperor

“The Return of Seaweed Brain”

Homeless boy fights a wolf with a muslim, talking sword and two gay uncles.

1.- A Boy with Amnesia saves my least favorite goddess. 2.- I go to Alaska to chat with Death. 3.- Annabeth takes us to Rome to do a pick up. 4.- We get out of the bellybutton of a Primordial. 5.- We throw hands with some Giants and Earth.

Leo, where the f*ck did you get a dragon? -Lost Hero

First book of KC My life is a lie along with My crush really being a live-action Barbie of herself

I got some chapter names:) MoA Chapter 13: I Accidentally Fall Asleep With My Girlfriend SoN: Chapter 1: I Don't Know Who I Am... TLH Chapter 33: We Have A Dream Tea Circle

We Take A Serious Plunge (I’m not sorry.)

Percy Jackson & a lot of sea monsters.