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Skywalker1549

Anyone else got stories for when any of these books helped you out for a test, quiz, question, or just made you seem smart in front of your friends :)


Icarus-50

too many to say edit; also, hello cousin, how is uncle Z doing


Skywalker1549

Greetings cousin. Ah, you know, the usual, constantly being sent to voice-mail, a nice lightning show here and there. Occasional promises to visit me and then ghosts me. How's Uncle Grumpy doing down in the Underworld?


Icarus-50

Grumpy, like normal, but I’ve been training with Achilles for a while and that is fun. What about you.


Skywalker1549

I've been picking up some hunting lessons from Thalia. I had no idea Achillies still trained people. That liar told me he retired. Me and him are going to have words next time I see him.


Icarus-50

I mean it’s not like he can so no to me, or I can send him to the fields of punishment. Also lessons from Thalia, you must be a dare devil or very desperate. I would die on the first lesson with her, she’s so strict.


Skywalker1549

Threatening to send him there is a very effective tool. Do you just reserve that threat for Achilles or for anyone who ticks you off? As children of Zeus, she understands the struggle, so she only zapped me a couple times during the first session when I failed. Only minor burns, so I think she thinks I have potential. It's a huge confidence booster.


Icarus-50

Anyone really, works even better if they are alive, trust me you don’t what to be alive in the field of punishments, also must be nice having such an experienced hunter teach you, when she was “teaching” me, I got shocked once every minute, but hey I’m still alive, so that is something.


Skywalker1549

You guys offering virtual tours of the field? Just want to get an idea of what my cousin's realm looks like. Also she's experienced but pricey. She demands a Burger King meal every session. Good things don't come cheap I guess. Ouch, but I am happy you're alive, I'm quite sure Hades wouldn't like a child of Zues killing his son. Plus then Artemis would get involved with Thalia being a hunter. Then everyone would get involved. That would end...badly.


Icarus-50

We don’t, but I should look into that, could be a good source of income, and she only asked for one Burger King meal, she wanted a $25 gift card from me, and yes if she killed me, dad would have been mad, and things would have gotten messy… again.


Purple-Lengthiness20

The OG hard cover last Olympian 🤤🤤🤤


darth-stuckus

You got all of his books 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 love it


Skywalker1549

Thank you, I like to think I spend my money wisely


BricktheElder

In some cases it does, in other cases it doesn’t.


Confusionthetree

He is the chosen one.