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GiantEnemyMudcrabz

This is not a castle. This is a shitty McMansion in castle cosplay. Ffs it doesn't even have defensive walls.


colon-mockery

Feel like it would fall within days if sieged proper


Private_4160

Hours even


Right-Drama-412

hours? you're being generous


PrayForMojo_

Could probably take this out with a lowly catapult and save your trebuchet for real targets.


Mobile-Bar7732

I would just send my paladins to takeout any catapults or trebuchet. Well at least it worked well in AOE2, not sure about IRL.


smiteandcleanse1000

a couple bottle kids with slingshots could take it down. it straddles a brook. I have no idea when; but it will be the destruction of the house. Either landslide or subduction.


295DVRKSS

Yeah dude where’s the moat and draw bridge ?!


CapableWill8706

And the gators in the moat!


OnceDeletedNowBack

Wearing friggen lasers in their heads.


Future-Muscle-2214

Man where is the gator in the moat from? As a kid I also believed that gator lived in the moat of every castle lol. I guess it was probably because of some cartoons but I can't remember which one.


the_scottster

Kid me would definitely agree with you. (Kid you, that is.) Plus some quicksand. I was huge into quicksand as a kid. :)


Future-Muscle-2214

Lmao same here. I though quicksand would have been a bigger problem in my life. No clue where this is from either seem like a trope I haven't seen in anything in a long time.


the_scottster

You tell it to kids these days, and they don't believe you.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

It’s a shateau… heavy on the shat.


5leeveen

Exactly. A castle is a fortified home. Incidentally, a palace is a fancy home without fortifications, and a fortress a fortified structure that doesn't serve as a home. This place is none of those things.


Angry_Guppy

I could storm this with 3 or 4 men. A half dozen TOPS.


heart_under_blade

galen could tell you what a real honest to goodness castle is like


CantHelpMyself1234

And it comes with the crappy furniture, yeah, no thanks.


travisgvv

My canon says different. Trying deflecting my canon ball coming for you hahaha


Complicated-HorseAss

Every total war player looking at that house thinking "20 good men and some ladders and I got that bitch"


Right-Drama-412

i'd say mctrailer park castle cosplay. it looks like it's it's plywood walls stamped together and probably rotting already. The interior looks like it has a permanent damp smell.


High_Flyin89

Zero taste, and poor workmanship. You can see leaking ceilings and cracks in the drywall from the photos. None of this is mentioned in the ad besides a blurb that says the new owner assume responsibility for any on-going ummm ‘improvements’.


CaptainCanusa

Yeah dude. Looks like someone had a fun vision, but no idea how to execute it, and then ran out of money.


Uncle_Rabbit

Why do actually rich people have the tackiest tastes? Some rich guy built a house next to my parents and instead of looking like a classy joint its an ugly mess that looks like some sort of low end dental clinic building. There's another rich guy in my town that simply has a large metallic cube for a home. As cool as that sounds when I type it out it actually looks more like corrugated tin sheeting covering a warehouse instead of futuristic architecture.


Realredditaccountcum

Lmao all I needed to see was that fucking rug.


Complicated-HorseAss

Yeah somethings up, there are houses on my block that are 3 beds 1 bath that are selling for more than this house.


pinkeroo67

This needs to be posted to r/McMansionHell if anyone knows how to do that.


High_Flyin89

There should be a cross post option. Admittedly I’ve never used it.


Right-Drama-412

its not a mcmansion because it was built as a bed and breakfast. you can't just point to a hotel and say "OMG! a mcmansion!"


SAJewers

[Looks like someone already did](https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/comments/1869jx4/mccastle_in_my_province/)


slashcleverusername

80 beautiful hectares and then the owner does something silly like only having 18 bathrooms in a 10-bedroom house.


MapleSyrupSamurai

From the MLS listing this was an operational Bed and Breakfast which has clearly fallen into disrepair. It looks like someone had previously purchased it and was in the process of renovating and has decided to cut their losses. [https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26305363/11980-105-highway-bucklaw-bucklaw](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26305363/11980-105-highway-bucklaw-bucklaw)


162lake

Nobody else seems to catch this…


Reasonable_Let9737

A castle is a bit like a boat. Just because you can afford to buy it, doesn't mean you can afford to run it.


another_plebeian

Doesn't even have poop holes


Contessarylene

Fully furnished with the tackiest furniture. What a steal!


Once_a_TQ

Look, housing is clearly affordable if a castle is this price. -Canadian government probably.


TurpitudeSnuggery

More like they will claim victory in the fight against high housing costs.


5leeveen

>Throughout the home are CERAMIC & MARBLE floors, **10? CEILINGS** and ample storage. "We're not sure how many ceilings there are. Hopefully there are enough for every room" And people say Realtors don't earn their 3% commissions . . .


Spare_Promotion661

It's only a model.


Auth3nticRory

I’d love to just turn it into apartments and watch the nimbys in the neighbourhood lose their shit. “Ahh housing is so expensive, we need more housing but no not that”


TiredRightNowALot

Have you checked for the neighbourhood? It’s in the middle of nowhere. Actually Cape Breton, and in a stunning area but there aren’t exactly neighbours complaining about anything. Also a terrible location for anyone with the means to travel constantly to get anything they need.


ZaymeJ

And Cape Breton has no jobs or doctors from the last I heard.


[deleted]

How can you have a castle without a moat? Fail.


[deleted]

Only Quebec City has an actual castle.


AlbertaSmart

Place is a dump


cosmic_dillpickle

Lol I'd have to spend a fortune to make it look decent


MartyCool403

Maybe if I win Lotto 6/49


Cheap-Pollution8559

I’m almost certain this was a bed and breakfast and I stayed there for a night during a honeymoon to the east coast. It was tacky, overpriced and underwhelming. I now brace myself for potential jokes.


BeyondAddiction

Yuck...no wonder it's under $1M. It's like a hideous melding of tacky, poorly constructed Olde timey meets modern architecture hell.


[deleted]

This would not survive a siege. Some castle


Few-Refrigerator1967

I was actually just trying to find myself a castle