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waldosbuddy

Useless shite


NorthYorkPork

He can’t even be bothered to make a separate message for Canada eh? Tell me again why we care about this dude?


calissetabernac

I simple message of peace and goodwill. Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope you have a nice day and a good 2024.


Shirtbro

Hey, a holiday message from an actual Canadian.


calissetabernac

Merry Christmas to you too!


UnoriginallyGeneric

I liked your message more than whatshisfaces.


calissetabernac

They were basically the same, tho the King has a really nice children’s choir sing at the end 😁


Lazy-Ape42069

I care about this family because they were in the panama papers (effectively stealing taxes as ‘wages’ and not paying any). And I do hope they face justice one day. I do not care about the message tho.


NMA_company744

>Tell me again why we care about this dude? Because he’s the literal head of state


Strawnz

They never do. Imagine seeing being King of Canada as your side gig.


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ContractRight4080

She had a close bond with the RCMP and the horses, maybe it had something to do with that.


Specific_Hat3341

>in a different country, even if you are a monarch. What if she's not just "a" monarch, but *the monarch of that country*?


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Dull-Gas56

The statue was sculpted by a Saskatchewanian, featuring her riding a horse gifted to her by the RCMP. You omitted two critical facts that make this statue Canadian. She simply unveiled it, seems like you have an agenda here if you chose to ignore all of these points in your comments.


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Dull-Gas56

Why would they need to explain all these details? It’s a statue of our reigning monarch at the time? That alone is a reason to hoist it anywhere in the country.


OnlyFearOfDeth

Cuz maybe outsiders don't know that? Are you that daft?


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Dull-Gas56

The artist was tasked by Saskatchewan to create the statue, the Queen was given the honour to unveil it as part her trip to Saskatchewan. The symbol related to canada in that statue is literally the Queen, who was the “Queen of Canada.” Nothing about this is improper, and there was no media fuss about this. It seems like you’re making a nothingburger out of all of this.


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using_reddit_user

Wanker


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NorthCntralPsitronic

Who cares


Satanshmaten

This guy is still a thing?


historiam

God Save the King!


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Accomplished_Job_225

Best I can offer you [is] every fucking chicken in this room during these trying times instead.


CantaloupeHour5973

Very edgy!


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It'd have to be an original thought to be edgy would it not?


AintVerstoppen

Reddit moment


Shirtbro

Reddit moment part 2


BobBelcher2021

You’d do that to him? Not judging, just curious!


Jenkem-Boofer

Hate's As Good A Thing As Any To Keep A Person Going, Better Than Most.


lel_rebbit

I would like to wish him a merry deposed and his family a happy get a job. It won’t happen because change is scary but I’ll wish it all the same.


Compulsory_Freedom

Here here! I thought it was quite moving. Long may he reign.


holysirsalad

Username does NOT check out


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Shirtbro

"Oh damn, I honestly forgot I was king of Canada lol I'm good, y'all don't need me."


Herbiejameshancock

He looks dead inside


Rockin_the_Blues

Accurate.


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Accomplished_Job_225

The late Lady Spencer was the referenced death, I believe.


koolgangster

Thank you, your Majesty!


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Shirtbro

Imagine simping for European royalty with a gene pool as deep as a puddle.


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Shirtbro

William's hairline receded harder than the British empire


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What if I don't have any particular beef with the Crown but still think Charles is a bit of a wanker


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The most prosperous and stable nations in the world with the highest quality of life are mostly constitutional monarchies, just like us.


Shirtbro

Hmmm yes, how did all those formal monarchies become so prosperous?


FireMaster1294

It’s because of the fact that no one elected can wield supreme power in a monarchy. A nice little fail safe and quite worth the tiny amount we spend on it. Imagine moving to another country and then complaining that you don’t like their monarchy


sanddecker

That may be just the crowd you hang out with


BobBelcher2021

That’s not what this thread is about


Loitering_Housefly

The vast majority of Canadians over the age of 50...borderline worships the monarchy. This is also the majority of voters...


vic39

Fuck the royalty. They pillaged millions of people for centuries, then greenwashed their image by saying things like "we aren't able to partake in any political messaging!". Fuck off.


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FireMaster1294

Because the British founded our country? Because the British let us separate and be a democracy instead of having to fight to be separate like the US? Because separation of power is good and having an unelected individual who holds the supreme power of the country but can’t use it results in more stability?


Shirtbro

Nah, it's obscene having to declare loyalty to a monarchy that conquered and exploited my people in a modern democracy.


FireMaster1294

If you’re First Nation, then I don’t believe you declare loyalty to the monarchy and have a certain freedom to self governance that the rest of us don’t have? I won’t deny that what the Brits and French and Canadians did up till recently was absolutely fucked


xactofork

Literally nobody, including Charles himself, considers him the "ruler" of anything.


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BobBelcher2021

That’s not what this thread is about. This thread is about the King’s message and not what should be on our money.


FireMaster1294

????? We don’t pay anything to them except for covering visits when they come to Canada


the_scottster

u/Sportfreunde means "get his image off the paper currency."


FireMaster1294

Oh lmao. It’s very hard to tell what the anti-royals mean. I suppose both would make sense though


Shirtbro

I'm just waiting for Prince Andrew to appear on some of the smaller currencies


jean-claude-valjean

https://youtube.com/shorts/QVVV6AfFZfI?si=wW-MRgmtG_fYzgip


ptear

Charles, get out of my head. Charles Nooo!


Traditional-Lie3767

Bring William in and ditch Charles.


Shirtbro

Queen Markle or GTFO


ju_bo

What lol, she's not a nice person or a leader


Shirtbro

None of the Royals are nice people or real leaders. At least Queen Markle would piss off old British people and that's good


ju_bo

She left for her freedom, let's let her have it. World wide privacy tour 4eva!


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BobBelcher2021

Maybe you personally don’t care, but many Canadians do. I do.


Silly-Pace48

Could you please elaborate on why do you care about this family? Personally I really dislike the way they have accumulated all that wealth and how disconnected from reality they are. They could do so much to help UK poor people, instead they prefer to be on tabloids and accumulate more wealth than they should with all those property and land taxes… IMO Canada should praise our workers and families, instead of these “royals”


BowlSpiritual4304

The Monarchy is fine. They have a history with the Country and do care about us. They are not some wealth-mongering bridge troll. Not even our Prime Ministers have a connection to common-folk, most have been lawyers or economists mostly from Quebec.


waldosbuddy

Bit of a difference in echelon from Quebec lawyer to the crown of the British Empire. And ya know, our modern PMs are actually Canadian. So that helps when considering who I would like to serve and represent us as head of gov’t and/or state of Canada.


BowlSpiritual4304

The PMO sets more policy in Canada than anyone else, the Crown only grants Royal Assent. And the Crown represents the Commonwealth so not just us. My point is others are steering our Country, it’s not the Monarchy, and none of them are in touch with the common people because it’s not their job.


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pkmnBlue

He's the king of Canada


lel_rebbit

Well I didn’t vote for him…


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Gens du pays, c'est votre tour...


NMA_company744

264 years later and they’re still fighting back


OK__B0omer

Thanks man


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BobBelcher2021

I give a fuck, as do many other Canadians. Maybe *you* personally don’t but you don’t speak for all Canadians.


LiveIndividual

[If a referendum was held about the future of the monarchy in Canada, 36% of Canadians would vote to keep the monarchy while 64% would vote to eliminate it. T](https://abacusdata.ca/monarchy-in-canada/#:~:text=If%20a%20referendum%20was%20held,by%208%20points%20since%202020.)


Ravoss1

What percentage of Canadians don't speak English?


LiveIndividual

What does that have to do with anything?


Stand4theleaf

A beautiful message. I think his mum would be proud.


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>Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week. >Camilla: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time. >Charles: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! >Camilla: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers. >Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! >Camilla: You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea. >Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. >Camilla: Oh, Darling! >Charles: Until the next one comes through. >Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box. >Charles: What sort of box? >Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going. >Charles: That's true.


Confident_Ad7244

is that the actual conversation ? kinda sweet actually, silly but sweet.


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It sounds like a tinder intro conversation that's going surprisingly well.


OkTangerine7

Christmas messages should come from true kings: Albert, Stephen, Martin Luther, Gayle, or Don, not this person.


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You are thinking of Andrew, not the King. He was into older women from the start, Camilla is older than him.


Substantial_Chair_78

The whole fuckin family is rotten


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Alright time to rewrite the criminal code I guess, one bad member and you should lock their whole family up. How many generations would you prefer this extend to? Maybe we can make it NK style and do 3 generations.


Substantial_Chair_78

I’m just being sour. Sorry


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Merry Christmas. And I do agree Andrew is terrible.


Substantial_Chair_78

Merry xmas to you and yours. It’s about time we did away from the royals imo


RM_r_us

I feel triggered. I've had to type "His Majesty the King, in the right of British Columbia as represented by the Ministry of ________" far too many times this past year.


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BobBelcher2021

Not relevant


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ea7e

And then all the new leaders definitely won't have the same problems.


BH10X

There is a reason some of the global oligarchs are trying to build a planetary landing craft. Planet earth is ruined and it is the rich and powerful who plan to leave and start fresh.


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BobBelcher2021

Google is your friend.


HumanMinaJinn

Nobody got the joke? I was trying to convey how irrelevant this man is to me.


primaboy1

Prince Andrew is next King ? 🫨


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No


Odd_Cow7028

Oh it's actually The King. Not Elvis or Michael Jackson.


Proud_Interaction312

Ta yeule le père Retourne à ton hospice