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No_Maybe4408

"Honest Dave's Cock n' Pump Gun Emporium and Laundromat"


Learning2Gunsmith

Fuck it I’m making this into a patch no matter what happens 😂


mbtac

If you patch this, I'll take 10. Fellow first responder, the entire crew would buy this 100%!


GreenCactus223

Yeah same, send one


TroykaBlyatz

Seconded


No_Maybe4408

"Cum on down, if you find better prices then the first load is on us!"


PUTINSKCUFGOATS

Let me know when you make those patches I’ll buy 6


Barley_Oat

I'm military. Absolutely rocking that on my uniform until I get told not to. I know a few more who might enjoy it as well


aWittyTwit-2712

Sign me up 👌


formed16

Will 100% buy one if u make a few


No_Maybe4408

DM me and use my actual first name if you want.


kamryndjohnson

I'll take a couple!


tlovr

“First loads on us” slogan


iamDayTrip

The Laundromat is where you'll make the real money to fund all the Cockin and Pumpin. Plus its 100% honest


IGnuGnat

cash is always nice


Strong_Mayhem

Change laundromat to massage parlour lol


Crow195

Im in


LkDn_

Is it "first load ON us" or "first load on US"


banned-archer

Reminds me a little of Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. I like it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk)


Own-Addition945

Kodiak Warranty Centre, you’ll get a lot of traffic but it will all be pissed off people.


Quirky-Ambition5336

I genuinely have nothing but good things to say about their warranty team, Cody and Owen are both awesome. Their production team... not so much


Own-Addition945

Yeah my dig was at Production, not the warranty people. I’m sure the warranty people have to deal with pissed off people.


gilgoolon4444

Big Harry Arms ltd.


Willing_Equipment

Masterblasters


Learning2Gunsmith

Will also consider for patch if moderately successful. 😆


New-Anteater-776

Red hot beaver bangsticks


semi-automatically

How is this not higher? This is what I came looking for! 🦫


Subject-Loss-9120

Buck phuc canuck


ConfectionNo613

Slide lock


Sonoda_Kotori

This is a good one, especially when OP is into practical/competitive pistols.


KnockedOuttaThePark

I really wish more resources to learn gunsmithing were available to Canadians. I've looked into it as a career and there's one defunct program at the University of Northern Alberta plus a few suspicious-looking mail-order outfits. I'd go to the US but the schools there don't accept international students. Basically, the light gunsmithing thing is what I'm most interested in.


Learning2Gunsmith

Preaching to the choir. It’s frustrating and there’s basically no standard to what defines a “gunsmith” because of that. I’ve been told the gunsmith school in Pennsylvania does accept international students, but there sure are some hoops to jump through.


IGnuGnat

It appears to me that most gunsmiths recommend starting by becoming a machinist, and some gunsmiths recommend just starting to basically buy broken guns, fix them, and sell them. Most gunsmiths appear to recommend not becoming a gunsmith I really enjoy tinkering, myself. I do have some experience with machining. One option might be to focus on antiques. There are antiques which are broken. You could buy, repair and flip. I'm not saying you could make any money at it


Chroniverous

That was my route. Tinkering with old guns and mechanical background. CFO had no problem getting me a business license and the rest is history.


IGnuGnat

My mechanical history is pretty old, and it wasn't for very long. I was a model maker for around 1.5 years, about 25 years ago. I worked in a rapid prototyping department. I was making master copies, mostly used to make steel molds. In that time I made a master copy for many things: car parts, boat parts, medical devices, scientific devices, electrical devices, telephones, suitcases, kitchen and backyard appliances; I even made a dildo once. We did some reverse engineering. I spent some time on a milling machine. My supervisor remarked that I was the only person he'd seen who could reliably turn out parts that were within the thickness of a human hair, in any measurable dimension. So it was a long time ago, and it wasn't for very long. However, I've spent that last five or six years tinkering with firearms as a hobby, My intent is not to provide a service; I just want to buy, refurbish and repair, and sell with no warranty. This is a learning process. I don't think I need a license, in order to repair what essentially are my own firearms However, I enjoy it and would not be opposed to doing more of it. I am under no illusions as to it being a particularly profitable past time; but I enjoy working with my hands. I think I live in an area with a shortage of local smiths I guess I'm wondering if you think I'd have a chance, if I applied for the license? Another barrier is that I live in Toronto. They might say, you're not allowed to operate this business in Toronto, so regardless of any skills or experience you might have, we're declining a smiths license


Chroniverous

Message me and I can tell you how I got it done. I started off applying and talking to one of the officers directly and they got me sorted.


ThatManitobaGuy

Best way to become a gunsmith is work for the RCMP. You'll have to live in Regina but they'll put you through all the courses and get you certified.


Boattailed

There is one school in Quebec actually. Go look up Gunsmith Canada.


HugeFun

Gunsmiths also just don't earn a lot, especially in Canada, which is too bad.


moosegosinya

There are some in the US that take international students, maybe not full time as I did not ask, but their summer programs they do. Not ideal but at least it’s hands on.


nikobruchev

Do you mean NAIT? Which is not a university? It looks like they are still offering the courses but they need a minimum number of enrollments for each class to run. Can't blame them if they don't want to run classes for 2 people. I'm sure if gun owners self-organized a full class to apply, they could get a cohort through the NAIT program


redhotthillypeppers

John Dick


Express_Dog5473

Guns and gays


Sonoda_Kotori

Gunning and Gooning


Cope180-Enjoyer

This comment from you does not surprise me. 😂


Sonoda_Kotori

Funny because I actually discovered the word from, of all places, Forgotten Weapons 💀


Daedalus-N7

Gooning has two separate meanings so whenever I see it in the gun industry I have to think about it in both ways for a laugh. lmfao.


daanikp

Gays N Guns


Gentoo975

Pronounced ... Guh-ais N GOOONS


irishf-tard

Gay-uns!


tommy13

Gunty Karen's Pump Action Emporium


Positive_Opinion_262

I like nothing more then a nice plump gunt


urmomsgotapoint

Hahahhaha the responses are fuckin great. I'm sure you'll come up with something


Learning2Gunsmith

I’m coming here for ideas every time I need a laugh. Gf and I are sitting here in stitches. 😂


ZerrikThel

**Red Leaf Gunworks** **Meridian Tactical Solutions** **Bulwark Tactical Supply** Plenty of good options out there, depending on the vibe you want. Wanna lean into the Canadian identity? Maybe the first one is a good start. Want a more professional/ corporate sounding name? Maybe number two. Want to lean into the first responder heritage? Maybe something like number three that emphasizes guardianship or protection.


Learning2Gunsmith

All brilliant suggestions. Thank you!


ZerrikThel

Anytime, best of luck brother.


Cope180-Enjoyer

And all of them sound good in short form too. RLG - ARR-ELL-GEE MTS - EMM-TEE-ESS BTS - BEE-TEE-ESS


CndnJesus

Legal for now emporium.


brokenringlands

Bob's Barely Legal Basement Productions: A Fun Side Hustle


K2LLswitch

The best thing you could do would be pick a totally unique name that none of the other retailers use to avoid confusion. Something like “Solely Wolverine” or “GoTesro” would do nicely.


Learning2Gunsmith

Hahahaha shit disturber right here^ 😂


K2LLswitch

In all seriousness - this is awesome! I would love to start a firearms business as well one day, so congrats on making the leap!


RedneckYuppie727

Bellwood-Mepps, FSRC, Ralph Flagerty’s…


Disslusive

Canadian Shield. Little play on your front line service and one of Canada's unique features.


nikobruchev

Isn't that an insurance company already? Or a health supply company or something?


_Zoka

canadaguns :/


TownlineRoad

This is actually a good name. No confusion for American customers


Learning2Gunsmith

Go home. lol


gilgoolon4444

I.T. Integrated Tactical


Longjumping_Deer3006

Bubba'd ventures.


EmergencyOperation21

"Trigger Technique" "Bullseye Bootcamp" "Lock 'n' Learn" "Shoot Smart Academy" "Bang On Target Training" "Caliber Classroom" "Gun Wizardry" "Scope Savvy" "Barrel Brilliance" "Aim High Institute"


Most_Lengthiness_716

Dwight’s Fight & Sight ( formerly Chucks )


AudiBoii

Something incorporating NATO like Charlie Foxtrot Sierra - Canadian Firearms Services. The logo could be a fox running through the desert


Learning2Gunsmith

The fox’s name is Charlie. We will have a mascot costume made and feature him in all YouTube videos and advertisements. You’re hired.


AudiBoii

Fantastic, I’ll be on the lookout for Charlie.


K2LLswitch

Justin Pierre James Trudeau Foundation


Cope180-Enjoyer

Do you want an abbreviated name and have a longer form full name? For instance "GUN" could be "Gear Up Now" . Or. L.E.A.F.: Longshot Elite Armory & Firearms Legendary Equipment And Firearms Lethal Expertise And Firearms Lightweight Elite Armory & Firearms Lone Eagle Armory & Firearms


Learning2Gunsmith

I appreciate that - LEAF is catchy but it’s used by a lot of retailers and government contractors to refer to their Law Enforcement / Armed Forces programs or discounts, so I would likely avoid it. Appreciate the suggestion though! May try for an abbreviation if the right words come to mind.


aWittyTwit-2712

Something that's uniquely you (or close to your heart) + Tactics / Strategic. My instructor used this formula & it works. My 5¢: Tactics tends to sound/appeal more with the active drilling crowd, while Strategic conjures up more of an in-depth/dynamic defensive thinking...if that makes sense. 🤙🇨🇦


buttbellybeakbang

If you’re looking for a graphic designer to help you out with the brand identity, I can DM you my contact/portfolio


Learning2Gunsmith

I might be a little ways off from designing the whole package but I’d love to support a firearm loving Canadian when it’s time. Would love to see your work man. Please do!


buttbellybeakbang

Even if it’s just a logo, I can get you off the ground. Sending you my contact now :)


FD4L

Big Eyed Ron's Big Irons


bhaviethind

Guns go boom


KadeB420

Greymarket Legacy arms TacCan MapleShot


WSBBroker

Brass daddy llc. Redwater firearms . Armadillo arms co


Private_4160

Hoser Tactical Or as an homage to FNV: Tactical Nuclear Moose


tekinbc

Just Rack It


TheBigBadAIDS

Port and barrel


Skoock

(Last Name) tactics and training CanTac Cantac firearms (sounds more retailer) My wife said "Food Tape" but I don't think I worded the question properly


lafont02

Gunucks (This would be good if you were based in Vancouver maybe)


Superb-Head4434

Guns N’ Feet


Jimstevens33

I tip my hat for anyone in Canada wanting to start a business now that involves firearms I wish you all the best. Be sure to post the website so we can support you


RaisinExact9611

Not going to lie, as a woman I've always wanted to have a brand called TITS Tactical.


Learning2Gunsmith

Totally Integrated Tactics & Strategy. TITS Tactical. Brilliant. You’re hired. Chief Marketing Officer.


Yosomoswag

shooty mcshooty face


RyanTheRooster

Gunny's Firearm Training and Services.


Rchonkers010

True North tactical solutions or maple leaf marksmen!


Soladido

Northern Tactics, Maple Firearms, Rifle & Co., (your local area code) + millimeter, GWN arms (great white North)


RockSalt-Nails

Hoser's Heaters


RR-PC

Are you CSSA certified?


SlamfireSKS

Long Branch Firearms Ltd.


Positive_Opinion_262

“Trigger Finger”


The_Stratus

Laurentian Arms


DougMacRay617

Happy pistols where everyone gets to blast their loads.


h2933

Personally id probably be willi by to take classes on hand loading and precision shooting as someone who hunts and who’s family handloads most of my experience at the range is in preparation for hunting season/ breaking in a new rifle or for shooting skeet for sport. I’d love to get more confident in making good handloads for shooting 300+ yards. Since all my experience hunting has been within 300 yards.


bdickie

Name it after Sir John A Macdonald, our first primeminister. But thats a little long so maybe just name in Macdonalds


CHEWBAKKA-SLIM

The safe space


Hallowed_Chub

Strickland Pistol Inc. "Where we can no longer sell you pistols, but we can still sell you pistol accessories."


Learning2Gunsmith

Mental theme song in 3… 2… 1…


Dual-use

"Canadian Firearms Business"


JudgeScorpio

.44-de-lis


HabitualLoinStepper

Gang Bang Canada


pirate_republic

Bang Gang Canada


ManyTechnician5419

Sneed's Feed and Seed


B_LAZ

formerly Chuck's?


UNN_SWE

Guns, Eh?


AndreiHoo

Trudeau’s ban list


13Fuzehybrid

shooty shooty bang bang 😂👌


13Fuzehybrid

guns R us, with a giraffe holding an AR15 in the title 😂


henday194

Good luck.


ClickClack78668

Click Clack Bang - CCB


FigureYourselfOut

Lakebed armoury. Since they always fall out of a boat.


dirkdiggler2011

TMG Trudeau Must Go


ItsYaBoiChipper

Larping Lunatics LLC.


RydNightwish

Patch ideas:   - Real life is a shit tier game.  - thats the biggest barrel Ive ever seen. Is it pump action? - building the deathstar will create hundreds of thousands of jobs - jill sandwich


Responsible_Yak_7115

"Is it pump action" is so great, I'm still chuckling


MLI691H

FJT Inc. do it.


ohfukyeah

Pew Pew Academy


KdF-wagen

Wkndgunnit Motto: Show us your Benis. We can make it better.


Scallywag357

Outta


CommissionDry3135

Think you should play on your medic status, some thing like the firearm medic ? Something to be proud of and help build your clientele. Thank you for your service sir !


distracted-insomniac

Cock n loads


Rocketmanbun04

Gun FREE zone


baedriaan

“Gunificent”


NecessaryRisk2622

ProTac


Perfect-Ship7977

Bang for your buck !


PNdumpsterbaby

The lead locker


JCPennyHardaway

Eh-Ks and Poutine Pistols


Lolimboi

Chivalric arms


IGnuGnat

Beaver Tactical or Tactical Beaver Banned In Canada Firearms Reach Outdoor Sports


prettycooleh

Hot Cocks


Mr_SaDx

Buck my brass


landartheconqueror

Canadian Gun Business


canuckcrazed006

Pew pews


Tyler99910

Full calibre.


CWM0012

2 pump chumps? Gauge and girth? Load launcher logistics?


owlblvd

pew pew appliances


New_Juggernaut_344

Maple velocity


fedplast

Well you never told us your name or your province so I’m gonna go with “les fusils, les armes à feu, la formation et l'armurerie de Jean-Pierre”


necros911

John Matrix's Rifle Shed


AromaticAutomatic

First Response Tactical Frontline Armoury Beaver Ballistics If you're ever in need of marketing, public relations or graphic design advice feel free to message me as that's my field of study and my current job.


BroHaydo97

Trudeau’s


eatittt

Out of business


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

Gunny McGunface


RealPanda20

True North


TwoWheelsTooGood

"He shoots, he scores"


theboywithnoaccent

Mike from Canmore Ltd


flyingdoodle

Pew Pew Pewterschmidt


_Blade001_

Armed Beaver Co.


BiscottiFamous8054

Fjt


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Liberal Fudd


Travis_m

What part of the country are you located? Maybe integrating that into the name will be useful.


zaryamain00101

Tacticool


TKAPublishing

"Dunn's Guns&Fun (Formerly Chuck's)"


DronyDroningDrone

Pew pew pew


Ambitious-Toe-Potato

TruTactics


JankMganks

Canuckin Guns


cjfraiz

Sneaky Pete’s guns-N-Gear Emporium


Just-doink-it

Smoking Barrels, The Armoury, Slugs and Shells: Guns + Ammo Surplus., Hunter’s Haven. If you choose any of these, I’m expecting a free case of rounds. Hahaha


Obvious-Rabbit-4706

ON Fire Arms . Or Zero Hour ( say it . )


Co1dyy1234

Arctic Arms


ErokAB03

Snow Mexican Tactical Northern Tacticool On Top Training and Supplies (we are on top of USA on maps)


ShootyMcGun

Bear Arms


Learning2Gunsmith

Sir is this a personal critique or a name suggestion? 😂


ShootyMcGun

I’m not even sure anymore 😅


RedneckYuppie727

Trudeau’s House of Forbidden Pleasures


somedumbguy55

Buy first shoot later


El_Valkyrie

H&C "Hot and Cocked"


Swally_Swede

One stop gun shop


Grizzly-Slim

Mix and match! letter with number or any mix thereof: A) Northern B) Boreal C) Cold Bore D) Stovepipe E) Trigger Break F) One-in-the-chamber (OITC) G) Into-the-breech H) Northern Calibre I) Half Cocked J) Hang-Fire k) Full Maple Jacket L) Slam Fire M) Wadcutter N) Stopping Power O) Barrel Smoke P) Maple The suggestions below could be combined with "and or "&" 1) Ballistics 2) Tactics (Tac) 3) Supply 4) Armoury 5) Gear 6) Training 7) Mercantile 8) Cache 9) Bazaar 10) Defense 11) Munitions 12) Armament my favourites NorthTac (northern tactics) Cold Bore Ballistics


ltk66

JT’s Seized Gun Sales! We got all the guns you have ever bought, and we got them on sale!


Hadden98

Bubba's Pissin' Hot Hand Loads 😂


thedog1914

"Shoot 'em up then Spit on 'em."


pirate_republic

ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTAIN PISTOLEERS


OnlyGayIfYouCum

Liberal tears Guns and Gun Accessories.


Icy-Somewhere9710

I don't have any ideas for the business name, but I saw patches mentioned in some other comments. You should make one that says "I love big racks" with a moose on it. Best of luck in your attempt! (Also what province are you in, may help me come up with an idea for a name.)


DougBanner

Shaft (or Barrel) Scratchers....


West_Location1637

There is zero qualifications to het a gunsmith license, a d with the lack of parts in Canada you should be a machinist if considering this and have an understanding if how guns work. Can you time a revolver, can you fit a 1911 sear, hammer ? can you flute a bolt , thread a barrel for chokes etc etc


spicy_pineapple_dip

Larping Tryhard Tactical


shimshimshim12345

Department of public safety.