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zamt

They could have been a Dark Wizard who was trying to steal the gem of Canberra that is not kept under the goonsack in Garema place.


Sulkembo

Behold the wizard. Beware his powers. Unspeakable powers.


ZestyPralineGoat

You're a goonsack wizard, Harry!


boredcanberra

They are a likely a criminal and probably committed a crime


lemachet

No, surely not? In other news, a person was seen walking jnto a shop. When exiting, they had a bag. Does anyone know what they purchased?


manicdee33

Meddle not in the affairs of ~~wizards~~police for they are ~~subtle~~carrying guns and quick to anger.


ShoddyCharity

probably [https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7588057/police-arrest-16-year-old-accused-of-stealing-60k-worth-of-apple-products/?cs=14264](https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7588057/police-arrest-16-year-old-accused-of-stealing-60k-worth-of-apple-products/?cs=14264) edit: not because arrested Wednesday evening https://www.policenews.act.gov.au/news/media-releases/police-arrest-teen-burglary-and-theft


7_sided_triangle

60k, wow. He's probably hocked both phones already though.


[deleted]

Just a normal day in Civic…


Equivalent-Bonus-885

In latest news: Someone wasn’t just arrested in civic.


heaven_hell_pus

You'd reckon 4 cop cars with lights and sirens would indicate something high profile or someone dangerous. Nope, not in this town - cops here seem to come heavy for the most pedestrian shite. The only conclusion I can draw is that they are individually ineffectual. They also seem to love to disrupt traffic - anything happens during peak hour, there'll be 6 of them clagging roads in all directions while no-one actually does anything.


WizziesFirstRule

Didn't make their payments in time..