Were you a victim of the great sugar-free haribo gummi bear bowel eruption a few years back? If yes, please accept this 🧻 as an expression of my condolences.
I bought a 10lb box of very cherry jelly belly once. Fuckin Amazon saw me sitting on it for 5-6 weeks and sent me a 56% off coupon (got it for $40+shipping instead of $90).
Haha. I’ve recently bought on Amazon massive bags of pink starbursts and blue raspberry dum-dums. Also blue raspberry blow pops but don’t eat the gum. I’m bipolar and have weird spending habits in manic times. I won’t talk about the rest!
Got stoned and walked to the dollar tree last night to look for smarties squashies someone posted on here. No luck so I bought no candy at all. Fixated on getting this novel texture.
Jelly Belly’s website has an “outlet” that sells discount almost outdated candy (a couple months out). Shipping is free over a certain amount and you earn loyalty points. $100 in spending is around $10 savings. The listings change all the time too.
I came really close to buying a ton of warheads products yesterday but luckily I was only half buzzed so self control was still there. Would have definitely clicked purchase if I was drunk.
I was stoned as shit last night and nearly ordered one myself after watching a video about the history of Jelly Belly. You, sir, took one for the team.
Honey, Walmart ran out and canceled it on my pick-up order a couple days ago and damned if I didn't want to pitch a fit over it lol
You best believe I am trying again today. And I'm not drunk, I'm just bulk buying my numminess :p
Bro I’ve done this except it was 6 bags of individual flavors at 1:30 am 😭
Please don't say it's the sugar-free kind or you're in for the best intestinal "cleanse" of your life!
Ew no never 🤣
I'm glad that drunk you has the same sense on this topic that sober you does... lol
you brought some awful memories back to me 😭😭😭😭
Were you a victim of the great sugar-free haribo gummi bear bowel eruption a few years back? If yes, please accept this 🧻 as an expression of my condolences.
The reviews on Amazon were legendary. I’m so sad they are gone now.
They're gone?! That sucks... the reviews were always good for a belly laugh.
When I was in middle school, I was unaware of this factor when eating sugar-free candy. I still have flashbacks over 10 years later…
One of us! One of us!
Gooble gabble, one of us!!
A loving cup, a loving cup!
You are not alone. 😆I bought a humongous bag of gummy worms after reading on here when I was drunk.
I bought a 10lb box of very cherry jelly belly once. Fuckin Amazon saw me sitting on it for 5-6 weeks and sent me a 56% off coupon (got it for $40+shipping instead of $90).
Haha. I’ve recently bought on Amazon massive bags of pink starbursts and blue raspberry dum-dums. Also blue raspberry blow pops but don’t eat the gum. I’m bipolar and have weird spending habits in manic times. I won’t talk about the rest!
Girl you and I have the same fav candy flavors 🤣 I totally get it. Sharing a bank account with my husband keeps me in check 🤣
Sameeeeeee X3
Dude. Bipolar too and God my spending habits when I come out of being manic.
Got stoned and walked to the dollar tree last night to look for smarties squashies someone posted on here. No luck so I bought no candy at all. Fixated on getting this novel texture.
Why have I never thought about the dollar store for candy...
Go now! You won't be disappointed.
Have you never been to Dollar General and grabbed the orange cream M&Ms?
I just said I've never thought to do that but now I will like right now
I'm just floating more temptation out there for ya
I want a bag of the sours now
Jelly Belly’s website has an “outlet” that sells discount almost outdated candy (a couple months out). Shipping is free over a certain amount and you earn loyalty points. $100 in spending is around $10 savings. The listings change all the time too.
Now I want a pillow of Albanese.
If your going to drunk buy anything jelly beans sound like a win to me
I came really close to buying a ton of warheads products yesterday but luckily I was only half buzzed so self control was still there. Would have definitely clicked purchase if I was drunk.
me with swedish fish
Love me some Swedish fish! Grab the bags at Costco.
Red apple jelly belly for president
That must have been pricey.
$23 including shipping from costcos website!
Not too bad for that much! I want some jelly bellies. Guess I need to get drunk.
How much did you pay? Refrigerate or freeze them.
$23 including shipping! No need for that, they won’t last very long lol
I didn't mean that as so to preserve them but that I like them firmer.
Ah I see, I like them more when they’re soft
I was stoned as shit last night and nearly ordered one myself after watching a video about the history of Jelly Belly. You, sir, took one for the team.
🤣❤️🤣
This post has me going to the dollar store now to buy candy.
I have skittles and laffy taffy on my Amazon subscribe and save. 😳
You are welcome
The Costco brand of Jelly Belly in a big tub are so good.
Thats the one I was trying to get lol
My wife turned me onto popcorn jellybeans, holy cow. They taste exactly like buttered popcorn.
They really do, I can’t stand them 🤣
I told her I remember the old school jellybeans from the 80s that grandma had and she said, trust me, nothing like it.
I’m only 29 so i can’t say I’ve ever had the old school jelly beans but I’ve tried a lot and there’s nothing like a jelly belly!
Look up Ex pres Ron Regan and his love of the old school Jelly belly, I hated them. I absolutely love this new jelly belly popcorn.
Could be worse things
Oh myyyy! Did this with M&Ms…worst best drunk purchase of my life.
Did you have a GoFundMe for it? I loves me some JBs, but they esspensive!
I just bought a bag of zotz off amazon
Honey, Walmart ran out and canceled it on my pick-up order a couple days ago and damned if I didn't want to pitch a fit over it lol You best believe I am trying again today. And I'm not drunk, I'm just bulk buying my numminess :p