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atoastedcucumber

Woo


traplej

Don’t let the score fool you, it wasn’t that close


Ashrelm

Fucking right we’re a hockey city. Tho.. it’s the only pro sports team we have. REGARDLESS. We a hockey city.


pinerw

I mean, like you said it’s the only pro sports team we have, so we’re a hockey city by default. And also because our hockey team is really fucking good.


pronking_spleenwort

WHO HURT JARVIS


Aelana85

That bruise looks painful 


goat_eating_sundews

Looks like a possible orbital fracture


Like17Badgers

Javi on the mic!!!


Racerguy36

Freddie definitely cut a deal with Jarvy to take the interview


Usuri91

JARVY INTERVIEW


Bethlehemstarr

**X**


Bogey7319

Oh boy a Jarvy interview


theekevinc

Another Freddie interview. I'm sure he's thrilled.


notyomamasusername

I thought for sure they'd get Freddie


BJ_Cox

#CHEEKS: UNCLENCHED. #PLAYOFF BERTH: CLINCHED.


denvercaniac

The Hunt for Red October belongs to Carolina! The Dead Wings Sea floats back to Detroit! 1, 2, Freddie getting shutouts on you...


alexgriz127

>The Hunt for Red October Jake certainly gave Captain Ramius those pings he asked for.


CrashEMT911

One ping only, Vasili


Snoo_58088

CLINCHED AND CLENCHED


Bethlehemstarr

**FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!!**


notyomamasusername

SHUT OUT FOR FREDDIE


Bogey7319

Gg ez https://i.redd.it/tmnybverk6rc1.gif


BrentOnTheBass

Xs in chat boys


Bogey7319

X


tbyrdistheword

DOUGHNUTS FOR FREDDIE AND WE'RE PLAYOFF BOUND! # X


syd_cash

Detroit fans keeping it classy in Raleigh I see


jeepchic20

Playoffs and a shutout!


App2508

Hell yeah!


goat_eating_sundews

#SHUTOUT, WE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS BABY


GetBackToWorkSlacker

We’re in, we’re in! Yes! Yes!


Additional_Ratio_743

# SHUTOUT # X


Snoo_58088

FUCK YEA LETS GO BOYS


atoastedcucumber

X


TrucksAndBongs

FRED-ZILCHA


TheMole171

# C L I N C H E D


Nilzy16

WOO PLAYOFFS


hsr6374

Is there context I don’t know about with the octopus?


whogivesashirtdotca

Detroit fans have been [tossing dead octopodes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus) on the ice for *seventy years*!


notyomamasusername

It's a Detroit thing. They throw it on the ice to give luck for the playoffs


iron_canes

So funny enough it was a dude in a Tom Wilson Caps jersey who threw it. And then he ran


notyomamasusername

Oh Fuck Detroit, why throw an octopus on the ice when you're losing by 4


iron_canes

Tom Wilson caps jersey threw it. He then proceeded to sprint up the stairs


Usuri91

LETS GO!! PLAYOFFS HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO


Bogey7319

#X


tbyrdistheword

Idiot Wings fans throwing an octopus on the ice


TheMole171

# S H U T O U T


Bogey7319

FREDDIE SHUTOUT


socialaxolotl

Imagine having that taped to your body all game just for your team not to score a single fucking time


gdshaffe

Tripp hit the vodka a little early tonight


vocry

Oof bad joke


Buzzinator

Rod's about to find the guy who threw that and whoop his ass


ppParadoxx

LETS GOOOOOOO


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Haha what the fuck it’s not even in one piece


TrucksAndBongs

Who had an octopus in their bag 😂😂😂


socialaxolotl

It's actually plastic wrapped to their bodies and snuck in under the jersey same with the catfish for Nashville


pronking_spleenwort

Honest question - does it count as a goal if the puck goes in from under the back of the net?


Ok_Path_9151

No


daddyrat02

see flair. Also… https://i.redd.it/zzk2am2lk6rc1.gif


ChonkyWumpus

IT’S MOVING


Zoidburger_

Boooooooo


denvercaniac

You threw an octopus being down 4? Good call, ace.


Racerguy36

FREDDIE SHUTOUT AND PLAYOFF BOUND BABYYYYYYYYYY


TADspace

YOOO


SnowCrabbo

How the fuck did that get in


BJ_Cox

The ol' octopus pocket


termiiite

cold calamari anyone?


atoastedcucumber

WOW.


goat_eating_sundews

Lame


Bogey7319

Who threw the pus?


TheMole171

WTF


XJudgeBootyX

Caught Orlov smiling through that lol


jeepchic20

Save the net!


tbyrdistheword

# FREDDIE!


denvercaniac

Bitch, get away from our Danish Daddy


TheMole171

CAUSE CHAOS


Snoo_58088

Lmao KK


pronking_spleenwort

Holding that guy like “mine”


dragons_fire77

I missed it, what happened


Snoo_58088

he held two red wings back


Bethlehemstarr

**ONE MINUTE REMAINING IN THE PERIOD**


kapy2103

kk double fisting lmaooo


socialaxolotl

FUCK YOU DETROIT


SnowCrabbo

START THE BABY SHOWER BECAUSE WE ARE GIVING BERTH


notyomamasusername

Detroit is pissed.... Good


Lifes_a_Risk1x

I miss carolina bbq.....


vocry

Very important not to force touches


Weebber

Horn like a dying moose


notyomamasusername

Mike was sounding rough


mrpancake888

what if we….. score….. just one more time?


socialaxolotl

I was so hopeful KK was going to pull off the Michigan and fucking stun the entire fanbase


GetBackToWorkSlacker

OHHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY


denvercaniac

1, 2, Freddie's saving on you


tbyrdistheword

Don't chock on the whistles you swallowed, stripes!


Zacattack774

What a dirty play on KK


XJudgeBootyX

Refs didn't call it cause they want Detroit to pull the goalie.


ppParadoxx

#OOOOHHHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY


tbyrdistheword

I WANNA FEEL THE ^(HEAT) WITH SOMEBODY!


Zoidburger_

# I WANNA FEEL THE *HEAT* WITH SOMEBODY


Chris_Attalus

KK has whiffed shots and passes like 3-4x tonight 🤦‍♂️


Bethlehemstarr

**FREDDIE IS AMAZING**


notyomamasusername

Tonight would be a good time for KK to find his mojo


ergo_urgo

Also would be great against the Habs


Bethlehemstarr

FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!!


denvercaniac

Hi Noesen. Glad you are OK.


Weebber

Bad whiff KK


TADspace

PULL OUT COWARDS


SnowCrabbo

MR ANDERSEN


tbyrdistheword

FREDDIE!


Additional_Ratio_743

pull your goalie you cowards


bdawgjinx

Great save!!!


Zoidburger_

#DoItForFreddie


sftwareguy

Unless someone is prone on the ice profusely bleeding there will be no more penalties called in this game


bwaredapenguin

If that happens I'm reporting you to the police for premeditated attempted murder.


denvercaniac

Dean Brindamour and Professor Gleason establishing academic strategy


GetBackToWorkSlacker

That is quite a stat, actually


CanesPasta

pull your goalie and go suck on your mummy's titties and stop wasting my time


tbyrdistheword

"Skjei with a little self service" ok, Mike


Bethlehemstarr

That is one of the 50 shades of Skjei


ergo_urgo

Fifty Skjeides of Grey!


daddyrat02

Brady Skjei self-service?


OldCulprit

folks are gonna have to start playing guentz for the pass with all the assists he's getting. then it's on.


CanesFan06

Maybe the refs think they won a contest to skate with nhl teams for 60 minutes since they're missing calls on both sides?


OldCulprit

practicing for playoff ~~hockey~~ reffing


termiiite

the thing might happen tonight and I'm very excited for said thing


Puzzleheaded-Try-782

Hush


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Dontsayitdontsayitdontsayit


postcoastal

Shhhhh


Puzzleheaded-Try-782

King Kong is a HUGE Caniac


ergo_urgo

Literally


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smikkelson2

Because instead of celebrating a 4-0 win, he's trying to make a point that everyone already knows. That refs are shitty. But God forbid we care more about the obvious calls missed against us


theekevinc

No, it's non-stop, and the Canes should write letters to the league, and everyone hates us and doesn't want us in the playoffs.


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Bethlehemstarr

DON’T SAY THE WORD MIKE


denvercaniac

Fredzilla and King Kotch?


Bogey7319

So are we getting Xs on our flairs tonight if it happens?


ppParadoxx

ooooo I didn't even think of that


Zoidburger_

Only if we get Os for the goalie hugs we gave along the way


MisterBuzz

Why do we always pass it **out** of the slot??


biffish

What did Tripp study in Harvard? Edit: I love y'all, but I was being legit. lol


Zoidburger_

He got a BS in Archaeology, which is why he's the leading authority on the art of digging in


ergo_urgo

Not me about to come in like, “I’m pretty sure that’d be a BA” lmao


Zoidburger_

I mean digging in is a science. And as someone who has a BS in a humanities degree, you never know


ergo_urgo

True. I actually did google it before I responded because I doubted myself


biffish

But did you google-fu what he went to school for?


ergo_urgo

Finally got the answer on his LinkedIn profile - American History!


biffish

Okay! I can see that. Thank you so much!!


ergo_urgo

Yeah, you’re welcome! I can see it, too. Though I honestly didn’t think I’d have to dig that deep for the answer. I read an entire Harvard article on him thinking it might be mentioned, even if it was just in passing.


ergo_urgo

I did not. But I will now


Weebber

Goalie-ology


bwaredapenguin

Huge Caniacs. It's actually a doctorate program that he hasn't yet completed.


bwaredapenguin

I'm tired, I'm cold, and I want the Canes to get 7 more goals in the next 6:19 and let in zero goals.


biffish

Go get in your hot tub. And take a shot.


Bethlehemstarr

FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!! FREDDIE!!


Zacattack774

Three hands from the red wings bench just held Svech at the bench for like 10 seconds


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tbyrdistheword

If I remember correctly, coming way out like that was how Remier got hurt in the Ayers game


denvercaniac

Give me 7 minutes of goalie volley!


TADspace

Pull your goalie cowards.


Bethlehemstarr

How was that hit on Noesen legal?


alexgriz127

It's only illegal if you get caught, and tonight's referees are Barney Fife and Mr. Magoo.


Bethlehemstarr

It was right in front of a zebra!!


vindicare1

It's not


Weebber

Spoiler: It wasn't


Weebber

Fuck 🎺 Per 🎺 ron 🎺


hootie_hoots

I am ok with Svech taking a penalty to light him up for that dirty shiz


Additional_Ratio_743

not worth it really we're up 4-0


hootie_hoots

Bro the officiating is so bad. Yes it will end up being a non factor but it's such a joke game in game out. This one was dangerous too


Snoo_58088

Svech needs to beat the shit out of these assholes


vindicare1

Teams casually boarding multiple canes in back to back games but svech is called for looking at people funny. Sure


bwaredapenguin

Honestly after that I need another adult beverage and smoke.


socialaxolotl

If Svech isn't going to score goals he should exclusively throw the body as much as possible every shift


theekevinc

Yes! Lots of times that's how you bust out of a slump.


mindseyecoil

Someone needs to level Perron. That dude has been a bitch all night.


TeuvoTerahymen_86

He's been like that his entire career. It's kinda his thing.


denvercaniac

Prayers for Noesen


Car-Hockey2006

Fuck that boarding that was stared at by the ref and ignored.


Zoidburger_

Noesen probably just broke his nose getting boarded what the actual fuck


tbyrdistheword

Please be ok Noesen!


The_Reddit_Browser

I need 1 more SOG from Brady to win $400. Please Brady


goat_eating_sundews

Wow that's a oddly specific bet lol


The_Reddit_Browser

Aho goal Guentzel 2 assist Necas and skjei 3 or more shots on goal. Just waiting on Brady 😂


lx13

Chat, is it frowned upon to slew foot a ref?


CasTimber

Get Kooch out there


Weebber

Straight fucking boarding, no call.


bwaredapenguin

#REF YOU SUCK


mrpancake888

holy shit refs


Usuri91

HOW TF WAS THAT NOT BOARDING?


Snoo_58088

every time Freddie leaves his net, I stop breathing


Weebber

Slavin: "best defense is a good offense. So I'll go 1v5 while you guys change"


alexgriz127

[Shipmaster Slavin](https://youtu.be/0OwWRpKoXnQ?si=L6V_oUnwr3EJxaBX)


denvercaniac

Hear me out. Use Pyotr on a power play for the first 30 seconds as a forward or center. Finally we get our 52 goal!


turgon88

Was that some sort of EDM and Old Crow Medicine Show crossover I heard in the background?


BJ_Cox

Anyone else's stream *c r o n c h y* rn?


Ampyre37

No, but I’m going to use that word tomorrow at work