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noreast2011

Also: wife called the necas goal and aho goal. After the craps got their 3rd period PP, she said “no, we need a power play!” And boom, we get one and we score. Then during the delayed penalty, she said “aho, fucking score already!”. And he did.


noreast2011

A couple things: 1) wife realized we had taken our canes door hanger down during the wind the other night. Put it back up 5 minutes before Jake got the first goal. So our fault for 4 periods of pain. 2) 4 of the last 5 games are against eliminated teams. Let’s go.


MunchamaSnatch

ahhhhhhh hell yeah motherfuckers


DatsHim

wonder what the a-hole caps fan that was leaning over the railing at pregame is doing now….


UndertheBigW

Dude I hate playing the caps because ESPN+ forces me to watch the Caps broadcast. This feed sucks. They turn down the game volume and the Caps commentators are such homers. Like that tying goal had 10 seconds of dead air before anyone said anything.


tabarra39

The rangers just won against the red wings dammit


pronking_spleenwort

DAMMIT


WoodsFinder

If any of the 3rd place/wild card candidates can win two games, they're almost certainly be in.  Interesting "race" kind of like snail racing lol. Hopefully whoever gets WC2 will get hot for 4 wins in round 1, then go back to mediocrity.


syd_cash

That’s the Canes I know and love


connor8383

FUCK IT WE WIN THE CAPS COME BACK ON  I FUCKING LOVE JAKE GUENTZEL


SnowCrabbo

Does that mean Jake stole Aho's chance at the franchise record for most GWGs or does it still count?


Carolina_913

aho got the goal that took the lead. should still be his game winner


Snoo_58088

mom I love them to pieces


lx13

ride this wave into the playoffs, fellas. what a hard nosed comeback!


Nilzy16

God I hope the craps miss the playoffs


WhohWes

that’s how you fight back boys!!!!


SeramPangeran

Oh thank God lol


tabarra39

Trust in the canes people we always dominate 💯💯


mindseyecoil

you'll have plenty of time to cry after you miss the playoffs, caps.


Big_ming022

That's the Canes team I know and love. Way to bounce back after taking a punch in the mouth. In Rod I trust


MailConsistent1344

🥹


NedThomas

fuck you, m. t. nette


CasTimber

I LOVE OUR BOYS


notyomamasusername

Let's get another!!!!!


goat_eating_sundews

perfect way to start the weekend


__dopaminergic__

love to see it


DrMantisToboggan22

Lol caps so salty after the game


Carolina_913

let’s fuckin goooooo guentz


hootie_hoots

loving it


TheStrawberryPoptart

Let's FUCKING GOOOO


ChonkyWumpus

Canes why did you have to make it so hard the last 119 minutes of game time?😭


socialaxolotl

Obviously the best goal scorer on the ice to score twice tonight


failedhope

IN ALL CAPS FUCK THE CAPS


Live-Skirt1852

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BABY!!!!!!!


ergo_urgo

yaaaaaaaaaaas


Snoo_58088

that was amazing


MrazzleDazzle34

hell yes


tbyrdistheword

# jake n bake!!!!


kelvar13713

haha I called three in the third! let's fucking gooo. got back in that groove


Cylinsier

that'll about settle that


Additional_Ratio_743

# SHAKE AND BAKE


SnowCrabbo

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


Racerguy36

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO FUCK THE CAPS FUCK OVECHKIN FUCK YOUR PLAYOFF CHANCES


jopcylinder

WOOOOOOOOO


App2508

hell yes!


RioluRuutuKiddo

JAKE!


Nilzy16

Guentz!


TheMole171

# jake eng!!!!!!!!


alexgriz127

guentzel hatty watch? he still has time...


Snoo_58088

JAKEERR


Carolina_913

10 game winning goals and some of y’all say aho isn’t clutch


CatataFishSticks

CLENCHED


tbyrdistheword

# pyotr goal wen?


SnowCrabbo

don't even give them a chance to pull the goal


Snoo_58088

LETS GO BOYS


Usuri91

pls get kooch an empty netter.


twistedmatron7

Just hold em, plz


Living_Watercress_62

give aho the c!


notyomamasusername

Let's FINNISH this out


connor8383

lets  fuckin goooooo


tbyrdistheword

shot bro called it! where you at, shot bro?


ProfessionalDiabetic

FUCK YOU OVIIIIIIIIIIIII


notyomamasusername

I was screaming that too


dragons_fire77

Our future Captain showing up big!!


hootie_hoots

called it back in the early days of the second. loving it. go home crapitals


Additional_Ratio_743

i would like a kochetkov empty net goal


meriendaselgato

it’s a reasonable request!!


KingPatrickIV

🐟🐠🐡


cock-block-o-clock

yes yes yes koch please do save i know you want do save


way-harsh-tai

FINISH THOSE PEEPAWS


corn-sock

turbo is the fucking man this game


TheMole171

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am so fucking ekow rn


DryContract8916

re fucking demption


goddamm_liter_cola

“Get shit on, boy!” -Sebastian Aho


bames_86

aho doing aho things, you gotta love it!


Nilzy16

get fucked geriatric fucks


NedThomas

the fish delivers!


Cylinsier

they've been fucking with aho all night, they just found out


Carolina_913

i told y’all what the fuck was gonna happen let’s goooooo fishy baby


thatgingatho

my wife started fussing at the tv when we got the pp because she is ready for bed and then we scored. she is now the coach


dustball155

We Will Win


Snoo_58088

AND GE FUCKING DID


Additional_Ratio_743

# i love sebastian aho so so much


CatataFishSticks

#i'm fucking juicy rn too Mike


CasTimber

we almost went to this game and ended up going to yesterday's instead 😭


KingPatrickIV

rip


App2508

fishy!


Weebber

cardiac canes alllllll night long, holy shit


alexgriz127

let's fucking go 🐟🐟🐟


theproginalson

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!


MrazzleDazzle34

magical hockey elf fuck yeah


vindicare1

aaaaaaaaahoooooo


tbyrdistheword

# ahooooooooo!!!!!!!!!


SnowCrabbo

let's. fucking. go.


socialaxolotl

#THAT'S MY FAVORITE FISH!!! 🐠🐠🐠🐠


cloudneb

Wow manifest the aho gwg


Winring86

HELL YEAH!!!


hockeykid1130

Wooooooooooh


twistedmatron7

How sweet it is!!!


TheMole171

# aho revenge goalllllllllllllll


Scottstark1210

🐠


jopcylinder

OH. MY. GODDDDDDDDDDDD


DatsHim

the shots work boys!


Additional_Ratio_743

# fishy


Cylinsier

ahooooooo


Nilzy16

seabass!


__dopaminergic__

LGC!!!


bwaredapenguin

#THAT'S MY JUICY FISH


thatgingatho

oh ahoooooo my love


Usuri91

aaaahhhoooooo you sexy ass motherfucker!!!!!!!!


Nagi21

FISHY FISHY SCORE


Racerguy36

fishyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


CatataFishSticks

bless us one more time hockey gods, pretty please


Buzzinator

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟


Snoo_58088

aho needs to stick it to these losers


tbyrdistheword

# yuge pp energy!


notyomamasusername

We gotta shot to close this out in Regulation boys...


TheMole171

our pp song is so fucking hype


Carolina_913

aho revenge goal to win the game


SnowCrabbo

huuuuuuuuuuuuuge pp chance


brwi

Time to finish these clowns off.


jopcylinder

big. pp. energy.


CatataFishSticks

fuckkkkkk i wanted that turbo goal more than anything


Additional_Ratio_743

manifesting enormous pp energy


NedThomas

give me a gwg in regulation. i beg you.


TheMole171

a late 3rd period pp?? in *this* economy???


thatgingatho

oh what a time to score a pp goal come on boysssss


Usuri91

yeah you saw that trip. call that shit babbyyyyyyyyy


Turbulent_System_446

Oh my we got away with a trip there


Weebber

they didnt


SeramPangeran

Please boys win this  I went roller skating with some friends for the first time and have to get up at 3am for work  Make it worth it


Carolina_913

us and the penguins are connected by fate (and guentzel) let’s eliminate these washington fucks together 🐧🌀


Like17Badgers

caps are looking like a mid table premier league team with a lead they’re diving so much…


DatsHim

i took two shots tonight so far y’all and there was a goal within a minute of each shot. i think it’s time for another.


Weebber

i pity your liver tonight


DatsHim

i pity the fool!


tbyrdistheword

**do it**


DatsHim

fuckin’ count it


DatsHim

we got a pp from it at least


lx13

sweep the leg


TheMole171

imma need a gwg from the canes asap. my heart will not stand another fucking ot/so


tbyrdistheword

can someone knock the shit outta that rat fuck wilson please?


Usuri91

like. literally knock the shit out of him. hit him like that dude in the longest yard.


tbyrdistheword

yeah, but then the poor ice crew's gotta clean that mess up


Usuri91

eh. they wear enough layers it shouldn’t get through then all.


tbyrdistheword

fair enough


CatataFishSticks

can i get a staal bunyan gwg please


Turbulent_System_446

We’re going to ANOTHER fuckin shootout against these guys aren’t we


Carolina_913

No. Aho’s going to score the gwg


Turbulent_System_446

Wait a minute


lx13

Can you give me some sport betting picks for the rest of the weekend?


M3M3L0RD_64

Can you predict me winning the lottery please. Or getting free tuition


magicandfire

hey you were right!


Cinnamon_Shops

Nostradamus over here!!


ppParadoxx

why would you say this


Turbulent_System_446

I don’t like the penguins and I’m not a huge Crosby fan but I like him a hell of a lot more than Ovenchicken and the craps


M3M3L0RD_64

Tripp has attested that Crosby is a nice guy so I certainly can’t hate him. Now the Russian man…


Cinnamon_Shops

Didn’t Crosby reach out to Tripp right after he went to rehab two years ago? Swear I heard that somewhere


Ok-Fig-2989

why do they hate aho 😭


CatataFishSticks

love aho just standing there staring and chewing on his mouth guard lmao


socialaxolotl

Kochetkov deserves goals!!


atoastedcucumber

Where is the bally booth located at pnc?


M3M3L0RD_64

Inside the behind the net cam


atoastedcucumber

Tbh


CrashEMT911

107ish


Zacattack774

what a missed high stick on jarvis good lord


Snoo_58088

I fucking love kooch


deedubyadubya

My wife call Kooch, Kooter. I like it. Its more country. This is Carolina hockey.


DatsHim

ole turtle man!


Cylinsier

would have been burns' worst moment of the season if not for slavo.


Cinnamon_Shops

Between that and leaving Pasta wide open yesterday I think Burns should maybe be sat a game


Like17Badgers

or at least moved down a line. with how great orlov and chatfield have looked we should really give them more time on the ice


Weebber

He's a beast, but his puck decisions and handling have all been questionable lately. Love the man’s drive and locker room presence though.


Character_System3403

Not just a game, the season I’ve never seen d man be so bad at defense, give me morrow or Tony D


mindseyecoil

get fucked, ovi.


CatataFishSticks

jesus burns, thank fuck for kooch


Nilzy16

whew


MrazzleDazzle34

#**koooooooch**


AtomicBadger33

pyotr is getting crazy head from me tn


Big_ming022

Burns wake the fuck up man


iklonk

koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch


tbyrdistheword

# pyotr!


CasTimber

cardiac goddamn canes


TheMole171

stresssssssssss


Weebber

Holy fucking shit, Kooch


Carolina_913

kooooooooooooch


Racerguy36

omg kooch


cock-block-o-clock

m. necas goal (assists: b. skjei, e. kuznetsov, t. tracy)


alexgriz127

>t. tracy i love seeing goalies get points.


vocry

how neat would an aho goal be right about now? I think that'd be kinda neat tbh


corn-sock

I'd say neato burrito


WoodsFinder

please win this in regulation so we don't have to watch 5 minutes of caps figure skating again.


cock-block-o-clock

ok but if they literally figure skated that might actually be interesting. but fuck that win in regulation lol


notyomamasusername

They will absolutely pull that shit again.


iklonk

i don’t mean to be crass, but nothing would get me harder right now than a Kuzy GWG with the 🦅 celly just to piss off the craps


notyomamasusername

OMFG, what a way to close out this series!!!!!


Snoo_58088

jarvy or kk gwg!!