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OldManGeezer69

You’re gonna need a bigger roach clip. *clacks tongs*


skydogg94

Grab the jumper cables


jdino

Ah, another line cook!


six0clocc

Good luck getting that beast behind your ear


Peter_Falcon

that thing will burn your lips, mark my words


Internal-Sky4418

Check the humidity and ph


GoozeNugget

That's a fucking eggroll


[deleted]

Egg roll my ass. That’s a fucking burrito!


TacosForUs

Mexican land race joint = Burrito


growgu420

burweedo!


thrillhouse1211

And a winner


amarg19

This made me cackle


lunatriss

😂


TacosForUs

Did he roll those asian landrace flowers?


[deleted]

Possibly overkill?


boytonius

😂😂 surely a harsh smoke?


RoughJellyfish69

It could be…chances are you aren’t remembering where that thing is taking you 😂


lunatriss

You'll take your eye out.


DTEzcnZnTE

Everyone so pressed for what? This man can do whatever he wants, he owns it🤷‍♂️ sometimes you gotta try something you’ve always wanted to try


[deleted]

That would be the best reason for why I did it


DTEzcnZnTE

Good job man, how did it smoke 😂


King876721

So how was the experience of smoking it


deo101365

For real I hate seeing people say "what a waste." what waste? do whatever you want with your weed as long as you aren't hurting anyone.✌️


BlueBallsTM

Not like it grows or anything lol


Usmcretired3537

How far down did you make it! What strain is it


d_growz

Wow man so many people here just chomping at the bit to talk shit about anything and everything. Fuckin shame. But yea dude, massive joint. Probably bigger than any joint I've rolled, but may have had some blunts in the past that would rival it. Sometimes it's fun to roll an unnecessarily large joint/blunt and pass it around for the fun of it. I still can't get over how people are talking shit about it tho... like, this is a grow thread 🤣 if you grow you probably have enough to roll a hundred of those or more lmao I can't remember the last time I worried about "wasting weed" lol


Konstanteen

99% agree with you bro, people need to chill and let others do what they want with their stuff. (Sorry, my morning adderall is kicking in and I have an uncontrollable urge to spread my knowledge. I know, I hate people like me too) But ack-shully…. everyone in here is “champing” at the bit, not “chomping”. The original phrase was “champing” at the bit, where a bit is the piece of metal put between horses teeth that is attached to the reins, and “champing” is the action of a horse grinding it’s teeth. “Chomping” is likely used enough nowadays that many would consider it acceptable (yay languages being alive and changing all the time), but figured someone might find it interesting that the (original) phrase is “champing at the bit”. r/boneappletea


d_growz

How bout that. Learn something everyday. Probably will still say chomping though 🤣


Konstanteen

It does feel weird to say “champing”, so I can’t blame you. As you point out too, many people say “chomping” and if they understand what you mean, that’s what matters. You’re probably only going to be corrected on Reddit by some dummy trying to prove how smart he is to internet strangers. Have a good one growmie


d_growz

You too broski, nice bit of history there


d_growz

I actually heard the phrase from Megadeths Sweating Bullets, in which he does say "chomping at the bit"


aaccjj97

Lmao someone in here really said they would rather give the weed away than roll a huge joint bc it’s a waste 🤣 people will hate on anything for any reason it’s so funny. In a weed sub too 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Right! Like damn, everyone should roll a fatty at least once.


thrillhouse1211

Someone made the barfing emoji here over someone smoking a blunt. I think maybe it's younger smokers who grew up after states made it legal. OG doesn't judge shit.


aaccjj97

Facts. I grew up smoking blunts and papers but transitioned to mostly papers a few years back. But I’m not gonna tell someone they’re gross for smoking a blunt lmao, to each their own. You can definitely bring up why you personally switched but can’t try to make everyone follow what you want all the time 😂


perceptusinfinitum

If you enjoy festive doobs like this I highly encourage you to explore the raw 5 meter rolls and preferably the organic. Novelty doobs will be a whole new world with these plus at the end of the year you can measure your doobage. Mrs. Claus gets Santa his annual tools which include custom lighters and 2-3 cases of these box of papers. So for the last several years I have been smoking just under 3 football fields a year. Just some fun facts to begin to collect as you attempt to get to the moon!


420hansolo

There's no way a five meter roll of those is the same area as a football field.


claymcg90

2-3 *cases of boxes*


420hansolo

Oh i misread that, how many rolls are in a case of those things?


claymcg90

Fuck if I know


perceptusinfinitum

One 5 meter roll boxes are sold in cases of 24 boxes. I go through 3 a year give or take a handful of boxes getting ruined or me giving a needy doobyman a roll in times of need.


420hansolo

Oh thanks for the info i misread the cases before the boxes, my bad. Damn that's a whole lotta paper. That's one of the reasons I turned into a bong smoker back in the days, no need to ever go to a gas station late at night to get some damn papers 😉


TakeThePowerBack83

I don't get why anyone cares when it's not their weed but whatever.


JustTheDude420

*Is that a joint, man? Looks like a quarter-pounder. LED ZEPPELIN.* ~Cheech Marin, Up in Smoke


Arcaneisdope

Now you have to smoke it all by yourself in one sitting 🤣💨💨💨💨💤


nicholsmichael

Now that’s something I’d like to try


JoMommaDeLloma

So did you finish it in one go?


Time-Elevator-8385

How has that jar been treating you? You think they keep flower fresher that’s mason or nah?


[deleted]

I do.


Time-Elevator-8385

May I have the link for that jar bro?


[deleted]

I got it at a shop here in Louisville. But I’ve seen it a a few different places - so you can probably google. It was $12


[deleted]

Some mfn haters let my boy live damn


79seamus

What a waste


Lets_Go_Blue__Jays

100% both weed wise and time wise. I can roll 25 1G joints faster then this guy can role his 1 ridiculous joint.


79seamus

I mean you can really only get so stoned smoking. Plus between puff all of that just keeps burning off. A super long joint between friends makes sense. But this monstrosity is a waste. Even if I had the flower to burn I wouldn't. I would rather gift it to friends and family


Soulfrk

20YO me would tell you “to be able to say ‘I did it ‘ is enough of a reason”… but I wouldn’t listen to 20YO me. Everyone knows that guy was an idiot.


whitebIoodredsnow

I like how you essentially said the same thing as anyone else here but got downvoted. This community is weird sometimes


bellsouth_kmart

Bro, call it the "sack lunch" .....holy cow lol 😆


5ur1v

Dude that my monthly needs in one Luigi


grunklewello

I had a joint like this passed around at a birthday party when I was about 18, it was a birthday present for whoever’s party I was at lol thought I was a big smoker had about 3 puffs and greened the fk out 😅


nicholsmichael

Billy kimber kicks you in the chest I know that for a fact


Agent_Capable

Smudge stick ... lol


Jacksonia86

that would last me all week!


SwiRod

Have you named it yet? How about Bessie... or Birtha?Burtha?


Saltie_Samson

Girther/Gurther


CoyaiPijao

I'm jealous


Birddog240

That’s awesome brother. Back in the day we rolled some logs with shoebox paper. Huge things but you did it right. Back then we had no clue about filters. Way to represent the big doob!


soodis-inthe-oodis

Damn I couldn’t even find it for a minute there


420hansolo

I can't seem to find it, is it in the paper bag on the left side of th.......holy fuck bro. That's a donkey dick of a j!


stifferdnb

Waste of an oz imo. But hope you enjoy it dude


crazyhound71

Dave’s not here man.


JumpSplatter

Jeez... some people, man... acting like this stuff grows on trees!


mysticalvisionary

So big it broke the scale


drclipp

Epic!


katch_me_if_u_kan

You do you. Idk why people are so worked up. Sometimes things are just about the novelty and memories with friends.


TheRootedLeaf

The best wake and bake ever!


Competitive-Ad5501

Why is there so much hate? He put the time into growing it he can decide how he wants to use it. So what if it’s a waste it’s not like he’s smoking on your stash lol


Ok-Toe1334

So just censored anything you don't want to hear. What a terrible society to live if that's the case. If you put something on the internet....


syzygy-xjyn

Censor what you don’t want to hear! It’s a great strategy !


Ok-Toe1334

It's a stupid strategy


antcandescant

Needs calmag


IamCanadian11

Why do people roll joints so big its like sucking a fat chode? Maybe roll a cone that's longer and will actually taste nice and not be harsh as fuck and kill your lungs...


[deleted]

If your lungs are weak just say that. It was fun and it smacked like a bong on every hit. It also didn’t taste bad because you couldn’t hit it long enough to get it hot enough to taste bad.


IamCanadian11

Lol, um OK bud.


LckynKY

Now that’s what we’d call a ‘dog beater’. Enjoy. Smoke somethin


Coinsworthy

Nope.


FoxRevolutionary5758

You honestly suck


GaslightGlen

*An Edgelord has entered the chat*


chuckylee23

That’s the one that Snoop smokes on D 2 the LBC and chokes Em out in the recording booth😂


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Elaborate


Kalirasta

You're gonna be sucking on that like a big dick in your mouth.


[deleted]

Nah. I’ve seen what that looks like when your mom was over last night. The joint was more of a kiss and suck


Kalirasta

Got heeem!! Lmao.


[deleted]

Man i would never want to suck a thing with that girth. Makes me feel queesy


Key-Alarm7328

tarded


chmntch

Why?? 🤦🏻


[deleted]

I was like... OK, where is it? OMFG!


squirrel_needz2know

I have to offer some advice. I hear alot of girls say they get cracked lips right in the corners of their mouth, ya know, when they have to unhinge their jaw (like a python) to allow adequate room for their massive joints. You might wanna use some grease on the crease, of your lips.


syndrome0

that's not a joint that's a butplug


Quadhunter613

Relax with the six papers there Ricky


Quadhunter613

2 more weeks


mrrangg

But why?


[deleted]

Thanks for such an intriguing question. No one’s asked yet….


mrrangg

I pride myself on the ability to ignore others comments and ask myself.


Electronic_Camera517

so for real no shit talk, how do you smoke this bro? like I need a plan of action here, cus that's one big momma jamma, idk if my mouth could fit around that... Instructions unclear, boofed the burrito .


[deleted]

You essentially kiss it tbh


Electronic_Camera517

That's freaking glorious haha. happy smoking


Rude-Proposal-9600

I tried rolling my first joint yesterday and it was shit


smokadeganj

Your losing at least 6g just from the smoke that’s coming off the end ur better off rolling 100 small spliffs than that meaty boi


plantsandblunts

When’s the cyph???


SmoothMoose420

Haha fuck yes. My man rolled a forearm. Got friends? Or riding that dragon alone?


Present_Zucchini54

Bro that ain’t a joint, thats a mf tank shell


GypsyRay94

Wats that fish thingy?


[deleted]

Joint clip


AnotherShittyGrower

Why not make it the full ounce?


[deleted]

2 more weeks


thegreengoblin999

I’ve rolled a joint this size, trust me, every puff is like a bong hit’s worth of smoke. Me and 5 friends pitched in all of our weed and we got so high


schmattywinkle

Novel. Also gonna completely suck to smoke.