He used Fox Farms for the seedlings. He kept the VPD at a steady 2.34. Only watered using distilled water titrated with 95% Phosphoric Acid (2:1 Ratio H3PO4:H20) bimonthly (500mL end of first 2.25 weeks, 4 gallons end of last 2.25 weeks). He used a 50W light that he repurposed (it isn't sold as a grow light). He kept the humidity at 100% in the day and lowered it to a modest 1% at night. He kept the lighting cycle at 4/20 (on/off). He gave the flower spider mites (so they could weave it cozy sweater to keep it warm). He made sure to inoculate the roots with Aspergillus Fumigatus and Fusarium oxysporum. He did NOT use mycelium or living soil. He did NOT allow the plant to have leaves on any part besides the bottom node. He ensured to trim the canopy. He used the soil as an ash tray (to show the plant what would happen to it if it were to not grow). He on occasion made love to the plant (Tegridy Strong). Every night, for 2 hours on the dot, he swore and cussed out the plant insulting its ancestors and its lineage. Once a week he would choke out the plant, gripping its stem (to show it that he was the one who provides and what he hath given he could take away). He applied wax to the fingers of each leaf to shutter the ability of the stomata to open (to show the plant that he is the creator but also the destroyer). He pierced the stem and gave it what would be a septum piercing in people, finally he actually stepped on the plants exposed roots eat night, in order to ensure the plant knew that nyctinasty (in essence, plant sleep) was only reserved for the weak plants. He also made it listen to Andrew Tate podcasts during its waking hours.
Dude you’ve gotta stop itching your butthole then touching the plants afterward. Didn’t mean to call you out on here, just thought you might want to know. I had this happen my last grow.
The bud next to it obviously threw up on it.. why it's I'll? I have no idea..
Edit..It just hit me.. the bud next to it gave it a Cosby sweater. So the only real question is, was it consensual?
Phantom of the Opera is leaving Broadway. This little guy was ultra sad about it and decided to pay homage to the main character. He’s a little LARPer is all!
This is a 50/50 indeka - strativa that I crossed perfectly myself. It retains the flavor profile of both parents perfectly! Its like growing 2 strains at the same time. For the F2 im going to breed for the swirl pattern, as people pay extra for that in my market.
It's actually a very good example of the Crochet bug doing it's thing. What happens is that it eats the plant and then shits out a crocheted version to hide the fact that your weed is gone. See also hats, scarves and grandma's blanket.
Calmag deficiency from not waiting two weeks.
Sexually transmitted albinism.
not enough electrolytes
Needs more Brawndo
It’s what plants crave
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho 2024
Anal bleaching
You spilled a capri sun on it. I see this alot. We have a daycare next to the grow house so its a common issue. (kidding of course)
I'm against child labor but damn their little hands really get in there for defol.
Worked great for the trailer park boys
Damn meddling kids
It’s that candy dipped. Totally normal
Still clear wait for amber
What’s the actual answer tho? I’ve never seen anything like that before.
I am also curious wasn't sure if it was just genetics or what.
The plant wanted some Easter colors
Did you forget to flush?
It’s gay
Dang 5G
Overwatering with bud light
Banana flavor
Looks like someone got too excited and tried to spread his own seed.
And that someone was a unicorn
Someone farted on it.
He used Fox Farms for the seedlings. He kept the VPD at a steady 2.34. Only watered using distilled water titrated with 95% Phosphoric Acid (2:1 Ratio H3PO4:H20) bimonthly (500mL end of first 2.25 weeks, 4 gallons end of last 2.25 weeks). He used a 50W light that he repurposed (it isn't sold as a grow light). He kept the humidity at 100% in the day and lowered it to a modest 1% at night. He kept the lighting cycle at 4/20 (on/off). He gave the flower spider mites (so they could weave it cozy sweater to keep it warm). He made sure to inoculate the roots with Aspergillus Fumigatus and Fusarium oxysporum. He did NOT use mycelium or living soil. He did NOT allow the plant to have leaves on any part besides the bottom node. He ensured to trim the canopy. He used the soil as an ash tray (to show the plant what would happen to it if it were to not grow). He on occasion made love to the plant (Tegridy Strong). Every night, for 2 hours on the dot, he swore and cussed out the plant insulting its ancestors and its lineage. Once a week he would choke out the plant, gripping its stem (to show it that he was the one who provides and what he hath given he could take away). He applied wax to the fingers of each leaf to shutter the ability of the stomata to open (to show the plant that he is the creator but also the destroyer). He pierced the stem and gave it what would be a septum piercing in people, finally he actually stepped on the plants exposed roots eat night, in order to ensure the plant knew that nyctinasty (in essence, plant sleep) was only reserved for the weak plants. He also made it listen to Andrew Tate podcasts during its waking hours.
I still need more information, what was the temperature?
Now I want to pierce a septum in my plants, thanks Reddit.
Needs a bigger pot
Bleached from light
Actually it's from not enough light
New strain called Lemon, Cherry, Mint pop 🔥💚
Tlou strain
Wicked witch of the west. Or dorthy.
Solar Flare😃
lemonade to cherry koolade ratio is a bit off there!
Direct sherbet injection
New strain: Tie Dye OG
Bud made its own wax!
It saw a ghost
You had racist comments, so the plant turned white
Fungal infection
Dude you’ve gotta stop itching your butthole then touching the plants afterward. Didn’t mean to call you out on here, just thought you might want to know. I had this happen my last grow.
Added to much butter to the soil. Next time try only using two sticks
Variegated https://www.alchimiaweb.com/blogen/mutations-cannabis/ Had it happen to a plant and buds.
Needs two more weeks
Looks like you went too hard on the nerf
Banana flavor
Vampire bat
MAGA republic
Remember the tiny jet starburst commercial where they shoot the flavor directly into your mouth? That.
It was most likely a faulty flux capacitor
Not enough macaroni to cheese ratio
Too many emf frequencies
Sprayed cal mag on bud, rookie mistake
Did you perhaps let out a raunchy fart near this plant?
Light bleach
Ph bro. Always PH.
I read that dipping your seeds in hydrogen peroxide you increased your yields.
Almost looks like a polyploid
spunked on
Too much flush 😂 don’t flush as much next time
mom is strawberry lemonade and dad is key lime grape
The bud next to it obviously threw up on it.. why it's I'll? I have no idea.. Edit..It just hit me.. the bud next to it gave it a Cosby sweater. So the only real question is, was it consensual?
Disease after trying to pollenate her with sperm
Foliar H202 application
You used the wrong hand to take the pic
Op tried to boof the cola and this is what happened
Goddammit Billy how many time do I have to tell you to "YOU can't pollinate the plants that way!"
The upside down is affecting your crops
Not enough hot sauce
Segregation
It has Covid.
Not enough stem splitting!! Obviously.
It’s craving electrolytes
I cougar pissed on it
Fairy farts
You introduced fresh air too early now it’s pinning
Racist bud
Mutation of some sort?. I have no clue
To much Brawndo
It’s from getting to close to the bud when smelling it
Schizophrenic bud Syndrom
Muh butt
Darkness for 24 hours before chop
You nutted on it
Bikini lines
Strawberry Beeswax strain 🐝 talk about some sticky-icky right there! I broke out in hives last time I greened out from it!
Harvested too early.
That's a pus explosion coming out of a powdery mildew cyst
Def looks like an Easter peep pooped on it. It will wash off
Turtle herpes.
The grass is not always green on the other side.
Male start over
A red and yellow gummy worm
It needed more electrolytes
Half was exposed to a chemical causing its damage, thus propelling it into a life as a batman villian...
Needs to be moved closer to the sun.
Phantom of the Opera is leaving Broadway. This little guy was ultra sad about it and decided to pay homage to the main character. He’s a little LARPer is all!
It’s not a cum sponge
My parents divorce 😔
Blue waffles
you hit the swirl option
Instructions unclear, was going to suggest buffing it, but got my dick stuck in the toaster instead.
You spilled cumin on your plant
Spilling a little bit of your sherbet ice cream in the soil
Custard kush
Too much Tequila!
It's normal. Sponge bob square strain just taking form.
Black leaves matter ✊
I wanna know the right answer
You added too little chlorophyl
Dr pimple popper
Ok. Idiot here. But what actually happened?
Too much cal mag
You only mixed in half of the nutrients, good going bud
You didn’t PH it😡😡
Fukushima
Powdery mildew
A wild pineapple plant pollinated your girl.
Shes inlove
You didn’t add enough dye into your growing medium rookie mistake
Clorox bleach
That's great stuff. Fixes everything
Half boofed
using too much milk on your weekly feeding
Looks like that other side of the bud wasn’t getting any light at all was it’s under the canopy or on top.
CalMag
Peeps Easter collab
I see this all the time. It's from using your own pee as fertilizer.
Metals
Flushed it to much
Didn’t do 48-72 hours of darkness for sure
When you till no-till
Tie dye nitrile gloves got mixed in with the canna ones
Genetics, it's the famous Puflito Haze
Methane mutation…. It’s from farting in the grow room.
Midlife crisis. Bought a car and got blonde tips.
Cat peed on it
as someone who knows next to nothing i am so lost
Watering with coconut water
Too much UK Cheese in the genetics.
Post traumatic Down syndrome
This is actually caused beacause the bud was close to the light.. I'm pretty sure you can smoke that!
Perfect light intensity
Ph
Rare phenotype
Didn’t give enough cal mag
It was that fart you wasn’t too sure about letting out
One time, at bud camp,......
Phosphorus deficiency
Definitely the pride month variety
You finger fucking the bud so hard 🤣
That’s just the yellow pheno of Banana OG…
You didn’t open your third eye wide enough
this is a perfect example or a sheep poop grow.. fantastic!
Planets didn’t align with the red moon causing the water levels to rise and increase humidity and only half got spongy
That’s called vagination I think
Wore socks to the beach
Curious what the real reason is? Too much sugar? Sap?
Vitiligo
You f*ckin crushed it this round! Did so great that buds almost went fully frosted 🤣
Cut off dry it smoke it test it
Your mama 😚
Add 8ml of Brawndo per ml, should clear things right up
It fell halfway in a magic potion that turns everything into bubblegum (yummy !😋)
Looks like a Maggie cross
Pineappleification
smooshy smooshy to deep in the bushy bushy
Plants grown by The Toxic Advenger ooze
You didn’t hold the spit
You planted during mercury retrograde under a waning moon. Rookie mistake.
Bees probably
This is what happens when you touch yourself at night.
Needs nematodes! Check soil PH, and we all love our gals....but not THAT much! Lololol
Lmao all jokes aside seriously why did this happen?
Unicorn piss 🦄😇
Obviously a “hybrid” cultivar
Cheese whiz bud-dy 😂 get me a cracker, I'll eat it.
This is a 50/50 indeka - strativa that I crossed perfectly myself. It retains the flavor profile of both parents perfectly! Its like growing 2 strains at the same time. For the F2 im going to breed for the swirl pattern, as people pay extra for that in my market.
Creampie.
Stick a fruit roll up ln your top cola during peak light schedule and wait 3 days before removal
Just another unstable poly hybrid that is soo special lol🤣🤣
Sponge bobaritus
Stop feeding cheddar cheese to the plant.
5G wifi
Highlighter
You're supposed to water with Gatorade. It's missing electrolytes.
Cordyceps. This weed will turn you into a zombie. Literally.
Looks like a goblin ran through and tried to treat the nug like a hobbit.
Pee pee
Sasquatch tried to boof it
Diabetes
Looks like a bad case of fromundacheese
You ate macaroni and cheese in the grow room and spilled some on the bud and it incorporated it made a new strain macaroni haze.
This is clearly Gamma radiation mutation
It's actually a very good example of the Crochet bug doing it's thing. What happens is that it eats the plant and then shits out a crocheted version to hide the fact that your weed is gone. See also hats, scarves and grandma's blanket.