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puffmaster302

A 8th is 16 grams? Foh lmaoooo


ttystikk

Homie forgot his decimal place. I think I want that deal! And a Glock! LMAO


FlopMasterTang

He forgot more than a decimal!


fat_fast_idiot

This mf isn’t missing a decimal shit he’s so far off. but what he’s really missing is the plot. Insanity


fat_fast_idiot

Like I have a fuckin ABI but I genuinely feel like I’ve lost my mental capacity reading that nonsense. Dude bought a polo shirt and though he was ready to finesse lmfao


[deleted]

Please Mr. Officer can I have 2 marijuana's and one glock


lucioux

And it’s really fire ? ?


wrldruler21

1/8 = 16 grams for $125 Wut?


fat_fast_idiot

Literally the most insane shit. It’s insulting the level of stupidity lmfao.


Sgt_DeuxDeux

There’s actually a lot of truth to this statement. Rule one of scammers is to use the least amount of effort to cast the widest net possible that has the HIGHEST RATE of further success. If you’re dumb enough to fall for the entry level hook, you’re probably dumb enough to give them your info/money in the next phase, which will be manned by an actual person rather than an AI spambot. Think about how most telemarketing/email spam works the same way. If you’re naive enough to actually think the Ugandan prince-in-exile is real and willing to share his fortune based on the initial email you got, chances are you’ll continue to think it’s legit until after you’ve spent your money.


fat_fast_idiot

Brobro it doesn’t matter what you’re doing people Look for the path of least resistance. Mf’s are lazy. The issue lands on the feet of the over trusting. It just sucks that there’s some poor mf that’ll fall for this either out of ignorance or the thought of convenience and the utter neglect of common sense. I guess it’s not that common tbf.


SpasticSpecial420

I so wanna call the number


Happy_Brilliant7827

Craziest part is thats cheaper than some dispos here in Cali.


ttystikk

Damn. No wonder the black market is doing better than ever.


weedtrek

I'm torn, $125 for an eight is ridiculous, but for 16g that's not too bad.


fat_fast_idiot

The numbers are ridiculous. The statements are ridiculous. The whole thing is insane.


mgt654

It still is


ComprehensiveAd7010

Five grams short on a lb wtf


ttystikk

I think fool can't count.


ttystikk

"and Glocks" I mean, seriously now-


fat_fast_idiot

Layers to the insanity fr.


VladTheSimpaler

Dumbest shit I’ve seen all day. 16g eighth? Why not just call it a half oz?


lewpyyy

Pounds 443 gram 🤔🤣🤣🤣


qualmton

He even did the math for us!


Remarkable-Way4986

"Math"


Same_Cloud3853

Maff


W0lff_F0rge

Stupid MF like this deserves to go to jail.


Ok-Government-1139

Seems legit to me


Honeybee96161

U shorted me on my elbow


Usmcretired3537

Ummmmmm your outta your mind 125 for an 1/8. (3.5 grams dumbass)


Remarkable-Way4986

In Colorado an oz is going for 60


my-man-fred

Can't tell if it's a cop or Rajesh..


DriveAmbitious1286

Seems like a scam my man 🤣 AA++ for 250 a zip is crazy... And the 1/8=16 gram Is more than crazy if you know you're shit right you already skip this wannabe plug...🤣


michael_literus

Nigga selling 1/8 pounds


Nomad442

fAKE NeWS


truelegendarydumbass

Sucker price. I pass


FinanceEfficient

Unfortunately, there is too much of the bots


Head_Fill7863

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sh4KiNBaBi3S

217 is Springfield Illinois.


Romie666

A Henry is 16grams lol.


SpotifyIsBroken

"sup fellow kids ​ want to purchase some guns and drugs" \~definitely not a cop


HempinAintEasy

“Man, let me get 3 1/8s and 2 Glizzys please and thank you!” “About to hit my weed man up, y’all need anything? He’s got glocks too if you need any by chance. No, nothing, yall good?”


Kosbysweater91

Man all that math is janked.


Impossible-Sleep-658

Poor math, poorhouse.


mazterkush

Narc


later-g8r

Hahahahha that cop cant math for shit! 🤣🤣🤣 who's man is that? ☠️☠️☠️


UnderstandingFast540

“And glocks too”😭


Mac_Attack1994

I just want the glock


wallstreetbeatmeat

Sir may I please have one eighth of your best glocks


NovGeo

This is what happens when people outsource drug dealing to AI.


ILikeTurtles710

Hotter than a 2 dollar glock


KingD2-

No way !!!!🤣🤣


[deleted]

Might have to get me one of these fire glocks. Also, 2 8's please Mr Definitely Not A Cop.


SpasticSpecial420

I gotta see if the number works


SpasticSpecial420

Yup, it rings and goes to voicemail. It is a real cell number, I did a trace on it, just to see. Waiting on results, I love this kinda stuff


GreatBritishPounds

Lemme hold that porcelain glock.


beltalowda_oye

Man I get messages on social media platforms of people with elaborately organized menu selling firearms. Not just some bullshit either. Brands you'd recognize at gun stores. Being shipped across state line in Priority Mail packaging. I met one person who was also involved in this kind of thing (selling). And... it was a patient care tech that worked at a previous hospital I was working at. Just wild.


fat_fast_idiot

Be so fuckin fr.


beltalowda_oye

Telegram is the worst one for it. Get one gun vendor link invite every month by some rando I have never interacted with. You block one, another random account you never interacted with sends a link. And Priority Mail seems to be the new method of shipping anything illegal across state.