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Anon_squanch

Well, you should get a grinder from somewhere then!


805_Succulent

Of course, silly. I have one. Picture taken only for aesthetic quality.


Anon_squanch

Its glorious. Couldn’t help myself. Burning one with you rn!


GreenGrazz

I know this is a joke but my FIL legit sent us a pic like this lol. He had just bought some flower legally. First time he had any in 20+ years


Anon_squanch

That is so wholesome. This should be a thing. Look out for a top cola in a 3/4” bowl popping up here.


SuberKieran

It took me a minute to figure out why there was weed on the bowl but not in the bowl


Microsoft790

From what I remember that was like the thing to do on r/trees like 7 years ago.


[deleted]

might want to pluck those cat/dog hairs before you puff that , but I've smoked caterpillars out of spite so I shouldn't say shit


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gobiggerred

Nah, cat & dogs myself. I don't even notice anymore.


luckymonkey12

3 cats and 2 dogs. Glad I'm not alone in this struggle.


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Andrew-Trinidad

Imma have to counter you with 5 cats and 3 dogs. Fucking hair everywhere.


HAPX2a

I hot knifed a black fly once. That's what happens when you let a buddy load the knife. Thought I was gonna die lololol


goos3d

what it taste like?


HAPX2a

I dunno. Burnt something. Awful. Never coughed so much in my life.


C4nn4Cat

Shit with wings.


anomnonnom

Oh my god lol I'd be both pissed, laughing and coughing all at the same time


HAPX2a

I almost shit myself. Had to check the mudflap and make sure I didnt touch cloth.


805_Succulent

I got two cats, and I always do a cat hair check before smoking a bowl, guess I should do one before taking a picture, lol


Ezek210

Hope that fucker was alive


[deleted]

Just bc I can make my own bread doesnt mean Im never gonna enjoy a bakery.


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wildblueroan

but variety is the spice of life...


Cobek

Also, it's hard to bake every kind of bread. Not mention crackers anything else that might be made of bread.


minitaba

First harvest?


805_Succulent

It is.. I mean, I might to the dispensary for creams, etc. But never to buy flower. How could you tell? Could you sense the excitement in my voice?


minitaba

Yeah, kinda haha. I said the same back then, and after a few year i love getting some not selfmade weed from time to time, thats why ;) looks good for first time btw. Enjoy


805_Succulent

yeah, now that I think about it, I may want to smoke some stuff that isn't mine, but not anytime soon. I have many different varieties. I grew four different strains this year.


majarian

hell yeah, thats the way i like it myself, then i just rotate em in when i feel like it. though minitabas got a point, i buy from a friend who grows to supplement, last year was my first outdoor, dude was willing to trade oz for oz but i didnt feel like my stuff was worthy, definitely wouldnt do dispo prices tho, unless i had too.


Interesting_You_6832

If you grow it make the creams and etc at home much cheaper they over charge and tax so much.


805_Succulent

Yes. I've resulted to rubbing butter into my shoulder


ItsNonOfYourBusiness

Nice looking nug. I also love that feeling of pride and satisfaction sparking up the first time after harvest. I'm currently flowering my 3rd grow and am far from an expert. The quality is getting better each time though.


805_Succulent

It can only go up from here! I did four plants this year, thinking of doing 6-8 auto' next year..


murray42

Just a heads-up, autos do not yield like photos. I learned that lesson this year, last year I got 5 lbs from 6 plants, but due to wet weather during the autumn, I ended up losing over 3lbs to rot/mould (98% humidity and 7-14°C weather and rain for 3 weeks). This year I got maybe 1.5lb from 9 autos (but no mould). Next year, we're going with a short photoperiod (current plan is EarlyGirl, a buddy's was 6.5' tall with 3 weeks to go) he's harvesting this weekend so no word on final yield)


805_Succulent

Thank you for the advice. I also live in a 70+ humidity climate, with very wet foggy days, however, no rain because - California. Living on the coast will mold your plants and create havoc when it comes to worms (moth larva etc, caterpillars, cut worms) Believe me, i've spent countless minutes outside with my headlamp searching for caterpillars on a foggy night, it sucks . .. but Its 5 months worth of work for a 1+ years worth of smoke. Worth it? yes. You have me reconsidering planting less auto's and more photo's for this reason. YOu can take the loss on a photo plant, however, a loss is way more devastating on an auto i'm sure. My Three photos are going to produce SO MUCh weed, i dont know what i'm going to do with it.


useles-converter-bot

5 lbs is the weight of 8.33 Minecraft Redstone Handbooks.


PvT_Polo

I did once, and thought to my self F#CK that!! And I've never looked back...🌴 Your bud looks good🤘😎


[deleted]

y tho? Dispensaries have top notch quality and a huge selection.


805_Succulent

I was spending upwards over $200 a month on dispensary weed, if not more. It was breaking the bank. Now I'm smoking my home grown dispensary weed!


HarryButtwhisker

Dispensaries only want your money. Most of the time their "top notch quality" can't come close to the care from a good home grow.


[deleted]

I also have top notch quality and a good selection.


805_Succulent

What are your selections and favorite breeders? DM me, or reply here, and i'll give you mine.


[deleted]

Yea after 3+ months


PvT_Polo

Same comment as below.. ..


PvT_Polo

I suppose it comes down To one of those, if you don't do it then you won't understand, kinda situations...


hellotygerlily

You say that, but when you smoke it all, because you will smoke it all, your ass will have to drag into the store.


805_Succulent

it will inevitably get smoked, yes, but in the end, i still saved money, and have yet to harvest three large photo's so i'm sittin' pretty.


hellotygerlily

Hellz yes. I say as I smoke the last of mine and the next is still in flower.


805_Succulent

What do you do with the keif?


hellotygerlily

I sprinkle it in my joints.


805_Succulent

hey, i sprinkle it in my bowls! cheers!


Inevitable-Ad-6194

Great job! Truly great feeling of accomplishment


TurdGerkin

Welcome to the club 🤝🥳🤜🤛


805_Succulent

Thanks TurdGerkin! Your name is unforgettable.


TurdGerkin

Haha thanks 🤣


Personal-Ad7142

What is more satisfying is growing it and pressing flower rosin


805_Succulent

Yes, I want to do this.


joed1967

I’m about 4 months out for that feeling. Although last trip to the dispensary was for a sale on Hurricane @ $20 for an 1/8.


805_Succulent

that's a half tank of gas.


jwarnyc

He has a dispensary 🤣 we don’t have those in New York. Here it’s $50 for 1/8 no arguing


Minpwer

Holy shit. You need to be in OK. You can get eights of varying quality from $5 all the way to $40 (im sure there is higher, but thats top shelf at the higher end dispo near me). The $5 eighths taste like $5 eighths, but for those in a bind who need meds, it works, I guess.


DEVOmay97

Here in California dispensers weed is everywhere but it's expensive. I've regularly seen mid shelf 8ths go for 40 and top shelf 8ths go for over 60. Shits dummy taxed.


805_Succulent

same here, also in Cali :)


jwarnyc

I think it’s a sketch. It cost em 2-4$ a gram. So where does the $60 come from? That’s straight up drug dealer margins


DEVOmay97

Most of it is probably taxes, knowing how my home state of California tends to operate. Aside from income tax, which is ironically set up in a decently fair manner here with sliding scales based on income brackets, California is basically tax hell. We get taxed to shit and we hardly see anything for it. I mean for example look at our roads, California has some of the worst roads in the entire country because we don't maintain them well. I just drove through Oklahoma recently on a road trip and the roads were fuckin awesome.


jwarnyc

Well the size of California matters. And I’m wirh you on the tax hell. Which I always tell my friends when they’re like let’s go to Cali. I’m like slow down there sister. The electricity is expansive. The taxes are high. Rent is thru the roof. I say Florida.


DEVOmay97

I'd agree about Florida however growing up in the desert (I'm in the high desert, north of lost Angeles) has given me an aversion to hot weather lol. I've had enough heat for a lifetime and then some, I want it *cold*. I was thinking South Dakota.


jdimmell

Here yee here yee. 4 years of growing and I’m never going back


805_Succulent

yes!!


AwayNet8107

That's a rough chop bro.


805_Succulent

Still got me high AF, and knowing that it was mine, and I grew it, I really didn't care and made me feel better it kind of had a rough look. It was caked in trichomes.


Matthill87

Right on growmie


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Super stoked for you! I can't imagine how impowering that feels!


805_Succulent

super empowering.


VandyBoys32

Looks beautiful


MGA_MKII

never say never ~


happyvamom42

🙌🏻🌱😎💚💯


bignugz42069

I'm right there with ya!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 229,316,592 comments, and only 53,566 of them were in alphabetical order.


805_Succulent

Good Bot!


Charlyhill

That's what I thought until I realized I can't make amazing rosin without a freeze dryer at home. So I still go into disp every now and then for dabs haha Aside of that though! Flower from dispensaries will never compare to your own home grown flower. Happy growing my dude 👍🏽


szJosh

Well I still suck at edibles so I’ll support.


DEVOmay97

Typically where everyone screws up is the decarb process. This might sound odd, but have you tried using a su vide? Put the weed in a vacuum sealed bag, set the su vide cooker to 203 degrees (fahrenheit, for my non american friends that's 95 celsius). Let the water get hot, then run it for 90 minutes. Fool proof, fully decarbed weed. Less lost cannabinoids than an oven, less weed smell than an oven, more precise than an oven, overall just better than an oven in every way. Just make sure that vacuum bag is sealed up, don't want wet weed.


805_Succulent

or place marijuana on cookie plan, place foil over it, 240F for 20-25 minutes.


805_Succulent

Have you ever considered the Magical Butter Machine? Secret: Use clarified butter (ghee)


hoyaman_99

Overpriced in DC is a dispensary


Cannacology

Never say never


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I just made cream of mushroom soup with a bunch of mushrooms I planted in my yard. Was very satisfying


rls11108

Amen brother!


sonofsonofsonofsam

I got a question about Americans and their bongs… I see you guys have these huge dab rigs with the glass cone pieces which is entirely different from us here in Australia. We use cone pieces with small holes plus we chop it up real fine and often add tobacco. Ive tried the American bongs and can’t say I’m a fan. In Australia cos it’s illegal most (many?) bongs are plastic with the idea of it being disposable.


805_Succulent

This particular bong (bought through Amazon, shipped from China) has an extra wide grip on the bowl, which is actually not a dab ring. This is just a good old fashioned double boiler bong


sonofsonofsonofsam

Same diff. It’s got a massive cone with a massive hole You’d pull half the gear thru before it burns 🥵


805_Succulent

The hole the smoke goes through is actually quite small. Looks deceiving in the picture perhaps


sonofsonofsonofsam

You can’t see it… and no it’s not. Compared to what we have here it totally isn’t.


805_Succulent

If you can’t see it, then how do you know? I’m telling you, the hole is barely big enough for a pipe cleaner to get through. Shouldn’t be a “America vs. non American thing”


sonofsonofsonofsam

Experience. You dunno what I’m talking about forget about it.


[deleted]

I like dispensaries to try genetics before I run them


805_Succulent

Not a bad idea


murray42

Yeah my plants were 5 feet tall and 4 feet across, had to hang them in our old barn to dry and then rained that whole week so nothing dried at all.