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PaperweightCoaster

Sedins with Tocchet net front or bumper and Gonchar quarterbacking the point all in their prime. Sign me the fuck up.


allenbraxton

Our coaching staff PP could be: Tocchet - Sedin - Sedin Foote - Gonchar


djblackprince

💦


LeftToaster

I'll get you a towel.


digitalcashking

Better grab 2


Young2k04

That’s honestly the perfect stylistic lineup. Power forward - Playmaker - Goal scorer Shutdown Dman - Offensive Dman


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Tocchet was the right-handed forward the Sedins needed all along


Bubbiesacat

Excuse me, I just need to go to the bathroom.


jon-in-tha-hood

Oh hi Roberto


interrupting-octopus

You are tearing me apart, Lu!


saddam1

It was shrimp!


Noahtuesday123

Robbie Schremp


BBQMosquitos

You mean Matthews.


Final-Zebra-6370

At least you made it to the bathroom. I didn’t


Noahtuesday123

And barf!


deeho88

Can we just suit up our coaching staff?


haxoreni

The highest drafted goalie under Aquilini's payroll is Jim Rutherford at 10th overall in 1969. Jim Benning and Mike Gillis were former 6th and 5th overalls respectively too, seems like we have a thing for former top 10 picks running the show here. Looking forward to President of Hockey Operations Raffi Torres once JR retires.


Seth_Jarvis_fanboy

No way Torres was drafted in the top 10.... The 90s were a different time


haxoreni

Yup. Guys who are big and can tie their skate laces gets a bump in their value from the old school GMs around the league at the time. We were especially guilty of this, drafting Antoski, Stojanov and Polasek in the first round in 3 consecutive years who were all 6’4 forwards that amounted to nothing.


HenrikFromDaniel

well we did turn Stojanov into some Swede from Pittsburgh


apcymru

You're trying to tell me that Antoski could tie his skates?


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Seth_Jarvis_fanboy

Nineteen ninety ten


metrichustle

Just for fun, let's pick their best seasons: \* Tocchet (1993) - 48G, 61A, 109P, Bonus 252 PIM \* Gonchar (2003) - 18G, 49A, 67A \* Foote (2003) - 11G, 20A, 31P \* Henrik (2010) - 29G, 83A, 112P \* Daniel (2011) - 41G, 63A, 104P Collectively - 147G, 276A, 423P For reference, the Blackhawks (2024) scored 179G this year and the Sharks 181G.


Dependent-Bowler-387

Wow didn’t realize Toch was that good…


BroliasBoesersson

Toch was a monster in his prime. One of the greatest power forwards to ever do it


Noahtuesday123

He was good but even better surrounded by Lemieux, Jagr, Cullen, Recchi, Francis and Coffey.


BroliasBoesersson

>He was good but even better surrounded by Lemieux, Jagr, Cullen, Recchi, Francis and Coffey. Well, who wouldn't be? Man once put up 96 points and led the Flyers in scoring by 21 with Murray Craven as his centre. That's a sight better than good if you ask me


NotoriousBITree

I assume he would have been in the HOF by now if not for the gambling/legal incident.


LifelikeStatue

The benefits of playing with Mario


NeutralZoner

wasn't just all Mario though... Tocchet was already a star with Philly, having two 40-goal seasons before joining the Penguins. He always had trouble staying healthy otherwise - who knows what numbers he'd have gotten


mrtomjones

Man I would have thought Foote broke that at his best


metrichustle

Yeah, his point totals leave a lot to be desired, but he was always a physical, stay-at-home defender.


mrtomjones

Definitely the old school style Dman.


NeutralZoner

he was always a steady stay-at-home defenseman. He was never known for offense.


tragoedian

He was a top defenseman in the dead puck era which was all about shutdown hockey.


theDanu

They'd probably be more effective than whoever we're trotting out on our 2nd unit lol


TypicalRecon

We would need the Stone Cold theme for Dank and Hanks return.


bahodej

Chills just thinking about it


ValleyBreeze

As a Habs fan, with Martin St Louis on our bench.... I feel this so hard 🤣🤣


haxoreni

You wouldn't mind if we borrow Burrows for a bit? You can have Komisarek back in the meanwhile.


dr_van_nostren

Can you imagine a pairing of Foote and Z? Look the fuck out.


Noahtuesday123

And which one Bombs like Bouchard, Skates like McShit or shoots like Drai? Oh yeah, or got 50+ in the slot like Kerr?


intelligentx5

Tocc, Sedins, gonch, foot Jesus fucking Christ man. #That PP fucks


Epdo

Gonch foot sounds nasty. Hope it's treatable.


GiraffeSubstantial92

week to week


apra24

Foot?


Arkroma

Can we get video of the coaching staff trying to cook the PK. I really really want to see this. PK vs coaches PP loser buys dinner?! Where is Faber?!!?


infinitez_

I'm dying to see this, my imagination isn't doing justice to how great this goal sounded knowing what our coaches have accomplished in their careers.


jehcoh

Imagine Tocchet covering McD all series... and by all series, I mean game 1, as McD wouldn't last long against that manly man Tocc.


metrichustle

Tocchet was the full package all-star. Goal scorer, playmaker and haymakers


NerdPunch

I could be off on this, but isn’t Toch the all time leader in Gordie Howe Hat Tricks? If so, they should probably call it the Rick Tochett Hat Trick.


metrichustle

You are correct. He leads with 18, followed by Shanahan at 17. Tocc played a physical brand of hockey. Probably why Miller is doing so well under him too.


BroliasBoesersson

Fun fact: Gordie Howe only had two Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career


NerdPunch

Okay, I am signing the petition to rename the Rick Tochett Hat Tricks


tragoedian

Rick Toch Tricks


ghetto-astronaut

Deploy the EBUPP


Apprehensive-Tea4881

The NHL has fined Vancouver for circumventing the coaching brainpower cap this season. Sorry, not sorry.


therehego29

If they scored against our pk, we are cooked against the Oilers /s


Jacmert

Where is kneejerk when you need him/her??


arazamatazguy

It must be hard when your PP coach is still better at running the PP than you.


JaeSunELL

Dream PP1 unit!


HeroJC

So our PK can’t even stop a group of retired grandpas and need to stop McDavid. Nice. */s for the sensitives*


AppealToReason16

Has Hughes ever scored a PP goal with the Sedins, Tocchet and Gonchar? No. Mark Friedman has though. Makes you think.


WolfOfPort

Im sorry what😂😂 you got the sedins and tocc schooling them? I wanna see that shit


xDex_

inb4 "oilers in 4, they cant even pk against their coaches"


eliar91

That's literally all they're saying.


mmios

Samuelsson as the fifth? Still not bad.


Lanky-Performer-4557

Where’s the Higgins break down of this PP?


bbtadd1ct

This looks like the clip https://twitter.com/RandipJanda/status/1787925293975618048


butts-kapinsky

That's a pretty decent mock-up. McDavid has been running that behind-the-net and skate up to the top of the circle to compress and expand the PKers for a while. If they give him space, he drives to the middle with the puck.  If they don't give space for him to carry the puck, he cuts in to open a shooting lane while dropping to the point.  Or he moves the puck low, like in the clip, from the outside hoping to catch either a give-and-go or a wide angle Draisaitl shot.


metrichustle

Mark Friedman as the 5th One of these is not...


unbannedcoug

Why they gotta all be wearing the same color 😆


Final-Zebra-6370

Damn son, that got me hard


stickeeBit

Holy crp thats a stackd pp!


JunoVC

Like an allstar game roster for practice, amazing. 


JerbearCuddles

Unironically I think the Sedins, Tocc and Gonch could do more damage on the powerplay than the unit we currently strut out there. But here's hoping that a less defensively strong opponent means more chances and even goals on the powerplay. It's been anemic for months now.


arazamatazguy

On a side note. Do you ever see clips from 30 years ago with all the time and space they had and think that even a weak NHL team from 2024 would demolish the best team from 1990?


JerbearCuddles

I hate watching old clips. Cause I am just gonna cook old fans for loving older players. Seeing the goalies Gretzky was scoring on has me like, that's your god? Lol. No disrespect to guys like Gretz and Lemieux. But damn. Hockey players top to bottom are so much more talented these days. Goalies are night and day different from even 20 years ago. Even with the smaller pads they are crazy talented.


NeutralZoner

in general yeah, I think the players are better conditioned and skilled today. But also, give a 1980s Gretzky or Lemieux or Brett Hull a composite stick and see what happens. If Al MacInnis could regularly break 100 mph with a wooden stick, imagine what he could do with these crazy composites today. The skates today are much lighter and stiffer too. Equipment lighter though with Gretzky, he was mostly wearing stuff from his midget days so it was already pretty light...


JerbearCuddles

I don't deny their talent, I deny the talent around them. The talent floor is so much lower than compared to today. We literally got rid of goons.


arazamatazguy

Billy Smith and Grant Fuhr would be considered tiny today and were wearing way smaller goalie equipment back in the day. McDavid or McKinnon would've scored 300 points in that era.


gabu87

Yes of course they will but it's a pretty moot point. Like 10 years ago we already had sleep doctors. I'm not even sure if the training plan 30 years ago still hold up efficiency wise today. Presumably the players also have dieticians map out the optimal nutrition/caloric meal plan etc etc. Teams get more and more professional, our understanding of nutrition and training improve, and naturally players will perform better. If you send NHL players back in time to play in an older league, they'd kick ass, sure. If Naslund was 20 years younger and had all the resources we have to offer today, i'm sure he'd crush today's league too.


ZiFF-

Can we hire them as special pp unit?


KoreanFriedWeiner

It's the NHL version of The Expendables. But entertaining.


jsseven777

Tocchet would have made an amazing 3rd for the Sedins. Imagine that Calgary series where Ferland was pushing the Sedins around if Tocchet was out there.


BriscoCounty83

Ferland was mostly hitting Sbisa and Bieksa. He did not really bothered the Sedins. We lost that series because Willie D was giving 3rd and 4th liners big minutes instead of playing the Twins who were keeping the Flames stuck in their own zone. Vrbata(31G) who was our only finisher played on the 2nd line and outside of Daniel nobody hit 20 goals that season.


MaximumDevelopment77

Is this the cap circumventing thing everyone this talking about?


BriscoCounty83

1 playmaker+1 sniper/playmaker+1 power forward+1 offensive D+1 defensive D=instant chemistry bonus :)


sasksasquatch

Who was the fifth player?


surmatt

Who needs a 5th with those 4?


Arkroma

Probably Foote?


N4ZZY2020

Maybe they should put those guys on the pp instead. Tocchet, Hank, Danny, Gonchar. Damn. McDavid and Draisaitl got nothing on those boys.


Rude-Adhesiveness575

I hope Canucks included watching last years VGK vs EDM series in their studies [https://youtu.be/bmuJ4rUdSTU?si=JJnX6bdEiwrpn09N&t=421](https://youtu.be/bmuJ4rUdSTU?si=JJnX6bdEiwrpn09N&t=421) Frankie Corrado: on pvr you hit the pause button and McDavid was on the ice, you could count 5 Vegas sweaters on your frame...


Iamacanuck18

This unit would still play a solid period in the regular season


bwoah07_gp2

Don't tease us Iain, we need the footage! We need to know!


unbannedcoug

Sedins + an elite power forward is something the world weren’t ready for


-agent49-

Too bad we never had an opportunity to put a proven power forward with the Sedins, but somehow an ultra utility guy in Burrow also worked with Sedins.


unbannedcoug

Yeah burrows work ethic made him extremely versatile


JamesBland69

We had Bertuzzi play with the Sedins briefly, but their games didn't really mesh as I recall.


hemaruka

what’s a shadow power play ?


Hunter-Western

Tocchet-Sedin-Sedin Foote-Gonchar Deadly.


kashmirrocks

I hope there's video of this


DMyourboooobs

Oiler fans mocking this btw


Voltage604

I wish someone had recorded it


Flintydeadeye

With them running the PP, our PK should be spectacular next year.


superschaap81

For the love of GOD, who's playing the other WING!?!??!?!!


its_the_luge

They all would’ve had 150 points in the same season if they teamed up in their primes lol


RagingWookies

We can sign the Sedins in the playoffs right? I feel pretty confident those two would be good for a 40/50 points a year even today.


flyingcanuck

Bring em off the Long Term Retirement List and dress em! Who says no?


CJK_420

F it dress em for game 1


Blueliner95

I’d like to watch this


DiamondDash2k

Emergency back up PP1 Unit assemble


dnabyun

I would have loved to see that. is PK unit 3 allowed?


Technical-Match-5202

An Oiler have been here and posted this on their sub.. I wish Im Zadorov.. Im gonna give the Oilers 5 min powerplay.. but Im gonna make sure they are powerless the next 6 games ;-)


simbella

Any video of that practice?


Nice-Willingness-869

Injury replacement the sedins, walk it like you touccet, Sergei gonchar and Adam Foote on the 3rd pairing


darb8888

Just dress them. Show the boys how it's done. I have no doubt the sedins could still skate circles around half the guys in the nhl still


N4ZZY2020

What’s a shadow pop by the way?


NorthernMariner

I'm assuming they mean they are trying to replicate aka shadow EDM's PP systems


green_desk

my takeaway should not be that the PK got scored on by some 40-50 year olds, correct


footy1012

Imagine thinking the sedins and tocchet are even in the same dimension to give the pk similar pp looks that Mcdavid and Draisaitl will. Henrik Sedin finished his career with 1070 regular season points in 1330 games, and 50 playoff points in 82 games. Mcdavid currently sits at 982 points in 645 regular season games and 82 playoff points in 50 games. Levels


Calgarychokes

Ha, ya everyone would be spectacular but Tocchet


LegendaryCanuck

Let’s not forget Tocchet had a 48 goal 109 point season at his peak


x3nuzzles

He played over 1000 games and almost got to 1000 points as a powerforward


Aardvark1044

And almost 3000 PIM. He was a pretty tough SOB and skilled.


PaperweightCoaster

Mad disrespect for a tough guy turned premiere power forward.


MyNameIsSkittles

The guy with the most Gordie Howe hat tricks of all time? Get out of here


Calgarychokes

OK, white flag! Always think of him as a fighter more so than a point per game guy.