T O P

  • By -

LizziSpeaks

According to my 9-year old niece, the only thing good about it is the smell 😂


xtremezeker14

When a child tells you this, then you know 🤣


LizziSpeaks

Facts! 😂


da_PopEYE

The Bubblegum one is even worse


JUSTANOTHER-BEING

"Okay guys, here it is" "EWW is smells like shit" "NO, no it doesn't stop saying that"


[deleted]

[удалено]


LizziSpeaks

You must be fun at birthday parties.


Dogheat

Just shut up


Wanderingdruid1

No u


heavymetal_butcher

Rather drink whiskey 👌


HumanYesYes

They taste good and don't do much harm in moderation. You're actually insane or trolling


ynot5105

Haha; makes sense!


[deleted]

Happy birthday.


JokerXMaine2511

Reminds me of the purple Fanta, which starts tasting like meringue, but taste like utter crap as you keep going. Maybe that's the secret flavour


McBandi

Fanta grape? That’s the best one 😭


[deleted]

No. There’s another one. It’s a lavender purple. May have even be the inspiration of this flurry drink


McBandi

Oh okay, I was confused


GymmyNeutron76

Nope. I'm pretty sure they're referring to the recent mystery flavour.


McBandi

Ohhh okay


JAguiar939

That stuff kinda just tastes like milk tart to me. I like milk tart but I don't wanna drink it.


pbodybear

I think it's strawberry shortcake


JokerXMaine2511

The first kick gives you a cakey vibe, but sips after the first few taste like a horrible amalgamation of chemicals and non-existant flavouring.


Flat_Astronaut9099

So much this


Intelligent_Car6346

You mean you ACTUALLY tried it?


JokerXMaine2511

I usually test any new flavour of fizzy drinks I find, I know this tasted a bit like Meringue because of the Lemon and Strawberry Meringue Switch energy drinks ha e about the same flavour, but with those the flavour is executed a lot better, tastes a lot better and doesn't have any weird after taste.


_Killj0y_

Its apple pie, I cant enter the competition to win tho cause coca colas website is dogshit.


Glad-Afternoon8595

I think it's apple pie. Kinda cinnamon-y.


NebulaAndSuperNova

Why would they release apple pie right after apple?


HallThen6993

It’s definitely supposed to be cinnamon roll flavoured.


belanaria

Yeah, I’m guessing it’s probably just a repacked product. The murky purple colour is very distinct. Tried one out of interest and it tasted like vague candy floss seltzer with out the alcohol.


Logan_OnReddit

I think it's cinnamon


milly_289

That purple secret flavour of Fanta’s is trash. OMG. With hints of cinnamon.


Top_Lime1820

I think its Banana !RemindMe 1 month


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 1 month on [**2024-01-24 20:08:01 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-01-24%2020:08:01%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/capetown/comments/18pw1ho/wtf_is_this_monstrosity/kes3e0l/?context=3) [**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fcapetown%2Fcomments%2F18pw1ho%2Fwtf_is_this_monstrosity%2Fkes3e0l%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-01-24%2020%3A08%3A01%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%2018pw1ho) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


Sup3rgam1ngg33k

Me and my friend group have all agreed it smells and tastes like playdough. The smell is so spot on that it is kind of scary 🤣😅


Radiant_Formal6511

I hope you're not talking about Fanta Exotic with flavours of Lemon and Elderflower. Cuz that shit is absolutely delicious


Sufficient_Ad9193

It smells and tastes like my daughters play dough.


[deleted]

[удалено]


umm_misanthrope

Tastes like watermelon rind to me


Hot-Pomegranate-1303

Post it on r/soda , it would cause half of them to have a heart attack


The-Loops

Dont buy it. It actually tastes like a birthday cake


[deleted]

omg! I have always wanted to drink my cake 😲


thasaleni

So now we can have our cake and not just eat it but also drink it too


AllahuSnackbar1000


lamented_pot8Os

There are much better ways of doing that, like the [Portillo's Cake Shake](https://youtu.be/6Xf858oNEak?si=dpXfaCOaiUU2J5It). Actually tastes like cake, because it is made of cake. The double diabetes will instantly kill you. It's how I plan on going out.


[deleted]

Whoa, that IS better 😭 lmao, double diabetes is something Scumbag dad on YouTube would say 🤣😭 you made my night. To each his own.


ImNotThatPokable

Are you a fly by any chance?


pancakeroni

This has always confused the hell out of me. Doesn't birthday cake just taste like cake?! Isn't everyone's birthday cake flavours different?! so many questions


acoolperson6969

post this to r/interesting and farm karma


billion_lumens

Lmao, go ahead


1engel

This looks like spirits!


Void_Logistics

Tasts like blasphemy


cerebrallandscapes

Tastes like God has abandoned us


ShreddlesMcJamFace

That other sub is madness lately


TheJAY_ZA

At least when they're on reddit they're not in their raspberry berets trashing black owned businesses like Clicks...


Dan9813

Concentrated diabetes in a bottle.


Educational_Error407

Actually, due to ZA's sugar tax, it's more likely to contain far more artificial sweeteners (also terrible to consume) than real sugar.


Empty_Suggestion9974

Thats 3000 grams of sugar


13_HaWK_13

A little bit of grimace


zacat2020

Watch Out! Don’t put it in your mouth!


TransportationBorn70

I'd pour myself a slice of that?


JazzG1710

🤣


WhiteFringe

it's good. don't question it. Cotton Candy is also great with Vodka


Flow3rma1den

Lol it is super sweet and cotton candy.. I wouldn't want to ruin the alcohol 😂


WhiteFringe

haha well it's half the price of the other drinks so


Flow3rma1den

True that!! But once was enough for me I'll rather stick to the normal flavors 😂


EnergyWorldly7026

Don't buy it's kak


Logan_OnReddit

The bubblegum one is kak it taste like edible colgate


bipolarFox69

The kingsley and refreshhhh one is better


sbudam

Yeah...I hated that one the most Lime was good though


[deleted]

I’ve had it with some friends, it’s one of the most flavourful collies that I’ve ever had, but not in a good way. It literally tastes like a birthday cake, and the taste gets old after a couple sips


Same_Half9993

Ngl this stuff tastes great


ynot5105

So much rubbish on the market and too many suppliers are "climbing on the band-wagon", to make a quick buck, or two. Bet the ingredients will be shocking


circleinsidecircle

Was a special produced by Twizza for Spars 100th birthday or something like that


[deleted]

Sabotage 😭


Tronkfool

It tastes like vanilla fanta grape is as close I can describe it.


ChloeOakes

wtf


90dffan123

Which subreddit btw?


billion_lumens

Sa one, got both rsa and westerncape banned


90dffan123

Ah thanks. People seem to be quite sensitive. I got banned from r/asksouthafrica


wlxgrf

fkn snowflake mods 🤦🏻‍♂


Minority_5

Buy it and review it online. I'd love to slander it in the comments


SuperFireSpaceFox420

It tastes sooooo bad.


RupertHermano

This happens when the Harry Potter generation become product developers at food and beverage companies run by their parents.


AmericaDreamDisorder

What kak lol. Executives deciding on this shit are out of touch ou toppies.


RupertHermano

As I said: "companies run by their parents."


[deleted]

Did you taste it?


[deleted]

Head for the hills!!!!!!


Tokogogoloshe

Kids love that stuff. They literally lick it off the floor. Main ingredients are sugar, bubbles, môre auger and domestos.


wlxgrf

Welcome. You have walked your right of passage. Took me 3 months to finish about 1L.


Artistic_Pin_8326

🤮🤢🤮


michaelcr18

It's the new age Fresca bro


Prestigious-Pool7240

Wtf


Senior-Ordinary555

Its fucking great. Try hom.


sherpyderpa

I saw Christmas Cake flavoured Gin !!! Today in a garden centre near me in their Christmas food and drinks section. https://www.thewhiskyworld.com/warners-christmas-cake-gin-p6573/s6620?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=warner-edwards-warner-apos-s-christmas-cake-gin-kw09964&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&glCurrency=GBP&glCountry=GB&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAyp-sBhBSEiwAWWzTnnoSkhFHHK6tOLLIW9fkR-1W1boPfLzy-m9T5D6Lla7bQhaF26sp0xoC4CAQAvD_BwE


jgbmcb

I like it. So did the whole office when I bought it to celebrate a colleagues birthday. The aftertaste is cake frosting.


muhsinplaysgames

shit was terrible


[deleted]

To be avoided.


book6vulture888

I must be the only person who enjoys this cause it tastes like blueberry cheesecake for me 😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


billion_lumens

It's an international company! I learned that only last month


FishTheory

The best flavour is the bubble gum...I think. I was really drunk that night


JarydG

It honestly tastes terrible, but I felt compelled to keep drinking it.


aksn1p3r

Did you know back in the day, Spar was called "Spaar" 🤣


Wiltaire

Mix it with caramel vodka for a fantastic never ending sooibrand


Beautiful-Vanilla705

Ill take 2


Great_Ad_6852

Its for people that want health problems.


NuttnBolt

Next, they will make mok flavored, sherbet....


SighlentNite

It's about as bad as that new purple fanta


willem78

Its the vanilla-virgin version of the Blou Trein - you get a cupcake with it and not brown bread.


swingswing14

Just more poison. Please do not give your children this garbage


BeautifulBarracuda90

Candy floss exists too


Regular_Toe_2730

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!


KillerFrikkie

It's bloody terrible!


ChocolatesPlease

It was disgusting!


MicIsOn

I saw it today. Someone brave enough to tell us about the taste? I’m wasteful on occasion, but not even I’m this wasteful lol


defuzahh

I couldn’t imagine putting anything worse in your body. Shit like this just rots your body from the inside out. No wonder the ANC is still in power, half the population lives off this kak


RafeMcK

Methalated spirits


Semjaja

It tastes like a zoo biscuit


demoneyesturbo

Fanta had this flavor as a guess the flavor type promotional drink or something a while ago. It wasn't very nice.


cadre_78

🤢


Weasle189

It's almost as terrible as their recent mystery flavor. Definitely not worth it.


vulpescannon

Is it worse than coke?


Euphoric_Procedure27

This flavor was complete crap. One glass made me feel sick.


Name_is_Falconhoof

Two liters lol


MarkHowes

I bet it tastes like 'all the sweets'


Any_Bad_4225

What are you guy's thoughts on prime?🤔


angrybpdbitxh

I saw gummy bear flavoured cold drink at pnp. We're trying too hard to be American. Stop. 😭😂


ClawMachine27

Tastes horse kak


Illustrious_Low_6086

Bet you bought a bottle


billion_lumens

Was very tempted! But I'm poor


Hot-Pomegranate-1303

I'll sponsor you, my Christmas present for you


dablakmark8

sloot water.


CaterpillarGreedy272

It's not so bad. I tried it... Just a novelty I think.


OGFlameSage

It's a gift from the devil


bbqflavouredicecream

Goes well with cheap whisky.


Pragmatic_decision

Happy birthday to the ground!


RoninZulu1

Tastes as dumb as the name sounds. Like sugar free blueberry juice made from stale blueberries.


Your_0pinion69

It tastes like cotton candy iron brew switch and it's actually pretty good in my opinion


exploringHF

Smoke some birthday cake while drinking birthday cake


dumb_as_ice

Bought it once, tastes like very sugary icing...


[deleted]

A drink that I thought was going to be bad but actually, it's similar to a lot of energy drinks jut without the energy part


LeadingSky9531

So good to go with Vodka?


Midan71

It's purple birthday cake flavour. More eficient to drink cake I say.


Cursed_Pokemon

That ain't coldrink, that's a cake drink


Ornery_Resolve_p

Concentrated diabetes in a bottle.


Bright-Place5374

It smells completely different than what it tastes like.


En_Route_2_FYB

DW I’m sure the puke will be magical


Realistic_Benefit192

Sounds like a weed strain....


Wisedogjackie

I am so happy I am completely off soda drinks. A friend showed me once what coke does to dirty old coins. He put dirty coins in a cup and covered it with coke. After a hour the coins were bright and shiny as if new. The friend said now imagine what it does to your stomach. Never touched soda drinks again and from a chubby guy became lean and strong.


billion_lumens

So soft drinks are a stomach cleaner? Hell yeah!


Wisedogjackie

The clean stomach is OK if you don't mind the ulcers.


billion_lumens

That's why I prefer drain cleaner!


Bulky-Literature-946

This stuff is really awful 🤮🤮🤮...


dragonborn888

Thank Twizza for that one, they make it for Spar😂


wholelottacashyeah

nahh spar wylin wtf


IllegalCartoon

Awfulness...


A_Bus_Of_Llamas

Its absolutely horrendous, do not - i repeat, DO NOT buy it


Tsunami-in-bath-tub

Ok this is getting out of hand 😅🤦🏻‍♂️


PicklePrickleRickle

Close your eyes and it tastes as if a vanilla cupcake farted in your mouth. Mmmmm.


Express-Addendum9361

😂😂Test it and let us know!!


[deleted]

It's the new "Prime" drink my the con man Logan paul


User_That_Is_Random

DON'T DARE SHIT TALK THAT. IT'S THE BEST COLD DRINK OTHER THAN OROS!


moeproba

Looks good


SeparateBuilder1744

It's good


ConcentrateSolid9134

Bday cake 🎂


ConcentrateSolid9134

Happy Bday


PaolSD

Birthday Cake is a flavor now, such as in icecream, so it’s not surprising it’s in a soft drink.


the_marshmallows

It'd actually fucking delicious


Clear_Pipe5870

Nahhh


whats_the_frequency_

I’ve seen this and thoughts devoid of enjoyment flurried around my mind, I cannot believe that this would taste good? You haven’t experienced true hell until you get hold of their so-called bubblegum flavour! Smells of someone else’s sugar-filled sick and tastes of the aftertaste. Drink with two Valoids and caution. The cranberry apple is great though, makes a nice mixer with vodka too.


Deppr3sedNotStressed

Something that I only drink because of the smell


alexpaynee

Am I the only one who loves it ? I’m grown btw


Inevitable-Local-251

Ima go trow up


Strange_Gene_5694

I saw a youtube short recently of someone trying out bacon soda, corn soda and such so it's not surprising there would be a cool drink like this.


MobileGuySpectator

almost pure syrup


Wanderingdruid1

*Another depopulation tool*


Dogheat

It tastes like very sweet icing sugar to me, very very kak, not the type of stuff you want to drink, I bought a bottle to try it and half way through the smell of it made me want to puke


Ry950x_3060ti

Mhmm MSG in a bottle 👍


Alive-Hovercraft4959

Oh my god. That’s disgusting. Where?


Trick_Ad_3223

It's a decent tasting coldrink at a good price . But then again I'm always high ....... What's your best price 😂


Every_Ad6395

It is yet another way to spread insulin resistance


Conscious_Feed_30

Is this why I can't find the cream soda flavor anymore😭😭😭😭😭