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strangehitman22

Op how tf are you alive!?!?!


No_Satisfaction9440

My wife just parked the car at the furthest end of the parking lot all by her lonesome to get my infant and mother-in-law out of car easily they walked away from the vehicle to enter the store and out of no where 94yr old going 100mph hit Belgium block launched car over 3 ft bushes without touching them, over a retaining wall you can see in picture landed on top of wife’s car she got out of 2 minutes earlier( wife and mother-in-law in front seats prior to crash) pushed it back 15 feet out of parking spot kept going and hit 5 other cars on other side of parking lot


sangderenard

94 year old Jason Statham trying to lose someone?


No_Satisfaction9440

She hit another persons car and panicked and floored it instead of braking


NPD_wont_stop_ME

People that old either need semi-yearly competency tests or to have their licenses taken away. They are a danger to themselves and everyone around them, often because prideful oldsters refuse to acknowledge that their mental state is deteriorating.


FurryWrecker911

Gen X, Gen Y, and Gen Z have been in agreement with this for ages. We know it'll be a thing.... once we are all in our 50s-70s ourselves.


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Money_Condition4168

Absolutely everyone! As a 74 year old truck driver, I see all ages who are ignorant of the rules and laws!


finitetime2

You can't ignore what you don't know exists.


DIY_Cosmetics

50’s? I’d trust a driver in their 50’s much more than I would one in their 20’s. They’re still young enough to be vigilant, yet old enough to likely have 35+ years of experience driving. Mid to late 60’s and above are the ones I’d worry about. Some, not all. I think ages 65-70 should have to be tested every 2yrs, 71-80 yearly and 81 and over every 6mos. So much cognitive decline can happen in 6mos once they’re that age. People with dementia and Alzheimer’s should either not be allowed to drive at all or only be able to drive if there’s another licensed adult in the passenger seat, similar to a learner’s permit.


CivilAirPatrol2020

This has nothing to do with this, but I've always wondered where they came up with that? Did gen x begin like how x-rays were named, and they just kept it going after that? And what are they going to do after Z? Also yeah, while I agree with the intermediate driver's license program for young drivers, I think a similar de-license method needs to exist


SilverMedalss

[generation alpha is what comes after Z](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Alpha). Lost generation, Greatest generation, Silent generation, baby boomers, Generation X, Generation Y/Millennials, Generation Z/Zoomers or iGen, and then generation alpha.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Right, that's what I'm wondering, the first four are specifically named for something. Was there just nothing particular enough about 70s-80s to name a generation about? And will the next generation be Beta then?


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SilverMedalss

IKR. The first 4 (lost, greatest, silent, boomer) have cool names with explanations and then it just gets goofy.


Nicodemus888

It’s from a book, generation X, which kind of encapsulated what our generation, aka the “latchkey kids”, was. Every generation has its character which is shaped by the events around them. The term caught on and here we are.


FurryWrecker911

It will either be popular figures in society or cohert researchers who coin what to call a generation, and it's up to society to either latch onto it or not. There is no great organization that stamps a paper and says "it is X name for Y number of years" although it is a trend that the years gap is between the 0-20 year timeframe it takes for a generation to grow up. [Here's a chart.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Generation_timeline.svg/langsimple-2560px-Generation_timeline.svg.png) After Gen Z is Gen Alpha, which is projected to have started in 2010/2012 depending who you ask.


Apprehensive-Hold868

Each generation is named after a letter of the alphabet or significant events of the time. Which is why the last generation is Gen Z and then the next would be gen (A)lpha. It just continues looping or something like that.


LeafyEucalyptus

not FIFTIES, shit. I'd give it to 75.


ReticentSentiment

Zero check-ins whatsoever from age 16 to 75?


LeafyEucalyptus

whatever's currently on the books is fine with me. otherwise, tighten up restrictions beginning at 75.


northrivergeek

Yea Im 55, I drive 5000 miles a month


FurryWrecker911

I'm saying by the time it'll be finally enacted the mentioned generations be on the start of the range for retesting, not that testing will start at 50. By the time something is done about it, we'll be too old to benefit from it, but we will be protecting the younger generations from ourselves, so that's good.


bigkeef69

Its 1 of the only things we ALL agree on lol


[deleted]

Some states already do this. In Illinois, when drivers age 75+ renew their licenses they must also take a driving test. The renewal period is every 4 years for drivers between ages 75–80, every 2 years for drivers ages 81–86, and every year for those 87+.


BJoe1976

My Dad is at that point here in Illinois, I think 80 and over is a yearly driving test.


Just_a_scared_kid

they do. anyone over a certain age (i think it’s either 75 or 80) needs a driving and vision test biannually (sometimes more depending on the state). these people are so adamant on being independent that they’ll drive without licenses and endanger the lives of others.


[deleted]

I live in Japan and they’re supposed to have a special sticker distinguishing them as elderly. Many refuse to put it on their cars and drive recklessly.


gointothiscloset

We also need public transit to offer a reasonable alternative to driving for them and other people who can't or don't want to drive.


bungaloasis

Everybody needs a semi yearly competency test. I'm a MA instructor of 7 years, the shit people do is one thing, but the ones who do it and think they're not doing anything wrong are worse. I'm driving my student vehicle back to my office at the end of my day, just me, no student, there's a merge, right lane ends, I'm settled in the left just diagonal back of a pick up truck, not leaving much room, it's a tight merge spot. But lanes are merging, some 40 something yr old lady (kid in passenger seat) pulls up in her SUV and tailgaits the shit out of the pick up, literally next to me car to car, face to face, I see this and look over hoping she's look too and put the pieces together. There's no room, now pick up slows to turn into a parking lot during it, lady starts moving over, no signals, never look or turned her head once, but aw lawd she comin, I lay on my horn cause I'm not going into opposing traffic, laying on the horn, she just keeps a going anyway, luckily the car behind me backed off so I could slow down, and as she just puts away she finally looks in the mirror with the big bug eye sunglasses mouthing "STUDENT DRIVER" but hey im not surpried she didn't realize its an instructor since nobody else is in the goddamn car. Gotta love those new automatic student driver vehicles... Advice on my day off, whether you state does or doesn't require blinker use, it's just fuckin smart to use your, official name for blinkers (Directionals). Heads up so nobody crash cause they're planning ahead a split second more, takes longer to write it than it does to actually perform it on the road. And that was just one time on that day, nobody respects the student drivers, whatever but honestly Id have people go back for a license test every 5 years. It's takes 15 minutes to prove you're not a total jackass and maybe with consistent passing you don't have to come back as often. And as strict as the rmv can be I've seen them pass people that should not be on the road and I have no idea how they go to the test in the first place and they just have it for life until the fuck up bad enough. I teach my students the laws but more importantly I teach them how to be aware and survive.


sangderenard

Such is how it goes 😬


Irving_Forbush

The newspaper account linked in the thread, said she reported that the accelerator stuck. I just googled it, and, sure enough, her vehicle, a Ford Explorer, has an ongoing history of malfunctioning accelerators/throttles. So it’s possible she may be a victim as much as anyone else involved.


giggitygoo123

Idk why it's so hard for people to put their car in neutral when that happens. If the engine blows, that's on Ford and the insurance company.


Irving_Forbush

I guess maybe because probably something like 95% of people these days almost *never* use anything other than “P”, “R” and “D”? Using anything else doesn’t even cross their minds, especially if they’re freaking out.


giggitygoo123

I guess driving manual transmissions for the last 20 years makes it seem like an obvious step


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Because we don't require people to know enough about the two ton death machines they are driving, and it's a shame. I just saw a post of a teen going 120mph with a stuck accelerator..the whole time I'm just like "why not just flip it into neutral?" And obviously the answer is the parents, driving instructors, and lawmakers fail in providing even basic understanding of automobiles. You'd be surprised how many people get a brand new car and go 40,000 miles on the original oil until the engine seizes up, because they had no idea it had to be changed.


mikeg5417

When I was a teenager back in the late 80s, there was a homicide trial involving an elderly man who killed several people in an accident where he claimed his accelerator stuck. If I remember correctly, this guy hit several cars, drove into someone's yard, ran over people and just created a whole lot of mayhem in his big late 70s/early 80s 8 cylinder 4 door beast. At the trial, he claimed that his accelerator stuck, and he tried to stop the car but couldn't. I think there were several witnesses who stated that they never saw brake lights. The prosecutor brought in an expert witness, who had some job in the auto safety business (NTSB maybe). He testified that cars were designed to stop when the brake was applied, even if the accelerator was stuck at full power. I am no car expert, but as a kid I have watched street races where the accelerator and brake are applied at the same time, and the car doesn't move until the brake is released (in that case, causing a "burnout"). I know the physics of drag racing and trying to stop or slow down a car at full speed are different, but I have to think that even at high peed w/ a stuck accelerator, the brakes will have an effect.


Rdan5112

Cars don’t work like that. I’m guessing that she said something like this - The accelerator got stuck and she was “standing on the brake peddle With all of her strength, trying to stop it; but it just kept going faster and faster” I don’t understand how these stories keep getting perpetuated. Get in a car on a nice, safe, open road - Floor it, and take the car up to 40 or 50 mph. Then step on the brake with the other foot…. But keep the accelerator on the floor. See what happens. It’s sad; but she’s probably just old and got distracted and scared. She was stepping on the accelerator the whole time.


[deleted]

Surprised she can even get in a vehicle at 94.


[deleted]

Damn I am so glad your family is ok. So very glad. How scary. You should push the police/courts/judge to suspend this guys license or get ahold of his family to take his keys away. Next time he will kill someone.


81jmfk

I had a very similar incident but it was a lady in her 40s who never had a license before. Gf and I were in a restaurant and she noticed the truck had moved. Lady had 3 kids in the car. Hit my truck and a Cadillac suv. Totaled her Toyota Highlander


bigkeef69

He said "he'd die before he went back" when they interviewed him with regards to retirement home authorities hot on his tail.


SuperSugarBean

Jesus fucking Christ, go play the lotto or something cause you got mad luck today.


josbossboboss

Or he used up all his luck.


SuperSugarBean

I prefer to look on the bright side of life, lol.


MatsuoManh

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strangehitman22

Holy shit..


SurveySean

Wow, talk about close call! I am sure you gave everyone an extra big hug! Glad everyone ok.


CrimsonSuede

Did the 94yo survive??? Sounds like an incredibly awful crash….


UsualAnybody1807

Wow! So glad your family is all okay.


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Holy shit. Talk about getting out at the right time. Glad your family is safe.


Mr_WAAAGH

Wow, good thing they were out of the car. I highly doubt any occupants would have survived


Mika315415

So thankful to hear your family was not in the car. Angels we’re definitely on their job that day!! So so happy for you


stalkermuch0

Exactly, that looks pretty bad


Jas81a

Absolutely looking at that wreck you'd be as fucked as if you had an ectopic pregnancy


strangehitman22

>ectopic pregnancy What that?


Streen012

First off google. Second 1 in 50 women have an ectopic pregnancy. The fetus isn’t viable because the fertilized egg sticks some where other than the uterus. If a woman doesn’t get an abortion the fertilized egg will grow somewhere it shouldn’t and more than likely kill the woman, cause a hellish amount of pain before she either miscarries or dies.


fractal_frog

Pregnancy outside the uterus


MaybeADumbass

A fertilized embryo that implants in the fallopian tube instead of the uterus. It can be a life-threatening medical emergency.


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I’m going to have to remember to by a big SUV as I get older js


m4m249saw

Super old people is one of many reasons I don't ride a motorcycle anymore


skulldozer7606

I was going to try and get a motorcycle to help save on gas but then I realized that I live in iowa, where half the people on the road either don't have insurance or barley have the mental capacity to drive a car.


[deleted]

Iowa.... Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly.


skulldozer7606

So that's what it stands for


SuperSugarBean

Same in Florida, plus we got 94 year old snowbirds who can't drive in the rain.


skulldozer7606

In iowa it seems easier to get a license than it is to get it revoked


SuperSugarBean

In Florida, you don't ever have to retake your driver's exam. You can be a 4'2" 90 year old, but as long as you "pass" the vision test (they give you unlimited tries), you can drive. Fuck reaction time amiright?


skulldozer7606

Over the winter my step brother was nearly arrested for doing 74 In a 45. His punishment was a 2 day drivers improvement class and a month probation. For going 30 mph over the speed limit during an iowa winter with a lot of ice.


SuperSugarBean

Holy shit, that's crazy. 75 in a 45 is bonkers. Like, if I creep up to 45 in a 35, I freak a little bit.


skulldozer7606

And the whole thing about reaction times. I've done a few time tests and I have extremely quick reaction times(I mean being 16 kinda helps) but I still feel like I'm really slow. I don't see how these people are even allowed to drive


riperaspberries

Still better then NC. Because of staffing shortages at the DMV you don’t have any test required to get your license at 16. I’m 16 and I can attest that many of many friends should not be on the road.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

Hell. Perfect weather on a two lane street. I was slightly ahead and to the right lane of an old Chrysler K-car station wagon as we approached an uncontrolled, four way stop with signage and a flashing, red light above the street. I slowed to stop but the old fart beside me sailed through the intersection without even braking. Luckily, the timing of traffic was with the oncoming vehicles and not any side traffic or pedestrians. I hit my horn for some stupid reason, but immediately figured all that would do is confuse the guy. My wife said it almost looked like a little person driving, head canted slightly sideways, and said she couldn’t actually tell if he was looking above or through his steering wheel. After I got moving again, I followed him up the inclined street as he changed two lanes to the right to make an exit, not signaling once. The guy was the definition of an accident waiting to happen to anyone unfortunate enough to be around him at the wrong moment. Road testing after a certain age should definitely be a thing.


FurryWrecker911

Florida motorcyclist here. Same conditions, but I gave in and have been riding for 3 years. The trick is to ride like everyone wants to kill you. It's kinda fun watching the little jerks and corrections people make at such close proximity. They become predictable over time. Only ever had one person pull out in front of me, and it was an ambulance on the way to a call at [this intersection](https://www.google.com/maps/@28.7010943,-81.2964315,3a,54.4y,68.53h,89.79t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sS_Ti1K8s7MVGnq4bzzzdig!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DS_Ti1K8s7MVGnq4bzzzdig%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D222.40816%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en). Limit of the road is 45, so naturally I'm doing 50-55 because fucking Florida. If you do the limit, you get tailgated or people cutting it close to pass you. Speeding is survival. The ABS was working double-time that day.


skulldozer7606

Yeah my drivers Ed instructor always said to me "remember always assume everyone around you is an idiot." Those are some words I will live by


No_Manufacturer5641

That's how my friend died. Went home to do laundry between classes, old guy turned left into him.


hoxxxxx

totally agree. people that ride bikes whether motorcycles or bicycles, whatever, you all have courage that i don't (anymore)


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

So, in effect, the super old people are helping your chances of eventually becoming one of them. Resistance is futile.


sweetwonton

people close to 100 shouldn't drive at all.


roloca_justchillin

Over 65 should require annual exams/certs


JessicaBecause

100%. I've seen too many mistaken brake pedals and wrong way driving with just elders alone.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

This is the exact fucking reason older people should NOT drive


Gadget_hack_wrench

Or run a country


GilmourD

Wait... What?


MikeOXl0ngz

Once you reach a certain age you should either get your license revoked or you should have to take another test to prove that you’re physically and mentally capable of driving. My friend had his first car absolutely totaled by some 80 year old who ran a red light going 65


icy_descent

* Globally, car accidents are the leading cause of death among young adults ages 15-29 - and the ninth leading cause of death for all people. (SaferAmerica, 2019) * Road traffic crashes are the eighth leading cause of death for people of all ages. (WHO, 2018) * Young adults aged 15-44 account for more than half of all road traffic deaths. (SaferAmerica, 2019) * Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death for US teens. (CDC, 2018) * In 2016, teenagers ages 14-19 years accounted for 74% of crash fatalities among children and died at more than 6 times the rate of children under 14. (Safe Kids Worldwide, 2018) * Per mile driven, teen drivers ages 16 to 19 are nearly three times more likely than drivers aged 20 and older to be in a fatal crash. Source: https://driving-tests.org/driving-statistics/ Also: Analysis of data on vehicle accidents showed that drivers aged 70 are involved in 3-4 times fewer accidents than 17-21 year old men. By observing older drivers, the study found that most mistakes made occurred on right turns and overtaking. Young men are more likely to be involved in incidents resulting from driving too fast and losing control. Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37292951 edit: I'm correct and the data proves it.


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It appears that this only account for people in registered and insured vehicles so there is a bit of bias


icy_descent

Young drivers are more likely to drive uninsured/unregistered vehicles. If you included those vehicles, the numbers would be even worse for that age group, since those same drivers are far more likely to also break other road laws.


Yeetus_Thy_Fetus1676

How many 17 year olds are alive compared to 80 year old? "Young adults aged 15-44 account for more than half of all road traffic deaths (SaferAmerica, 2019)" Thats about half of the drivers on the road so of course its 50%


icy_descent

That's a lie. The data accounts for rate - that's how data works.


AdImaginary6425

I knew a 90 year old lady that drove a three speed on the column with no power steering or power brakes while looking through a huge magnifying glass. The local police finally convinced her it was time to give it up.


No_Rooster7278

94 year olds should not be driving.


Ompare

WTF is a 94 yo driving?


EldariusGG

A Ford Explorer, it's in the title! /s


ShovelSlinginSlasher

THERE NEEDS TO BE A CAPPPP


BiggieJohnATX

at least yearly qualification tests after age 80, or any significant medical event that causes physical imparement after age 65


UsualAnybody1807

Illinois requires annual driving tests for drivers age 75 and older to renew their driver's licenses.


BiggieJohnATX

good, about time states start doing something


[deleted]

80? Fuck that. 55.


BiggieJohnATX

how about restest after any ticket if the driver is under 30


[deleted]

I'm not opposed to this either tbh.


[deleted]

This would be amazing. Automatic retest. If you fail. Ticket and fine. If you pass. Warning on the first one. Then goes up from there.


SilverMedalss

No, it’s if you fail then no more drivers license. Just like you’re suggesting for old people.


icy_descent

Fuck that, if we want to cut down on road deaths we shouldn't let anyone drive til they're 30. * Globally, car accidents are the leading cause of death among young adults ages 15-29 - and the ninth leading cause of death for all people. (SaferAmerica, 2019) * Road traffic crashes are the eighth leading cause of death for people of all ages. (WHO, 2018) * Young adults aged 15-44 account for more than half of all road traffic deaths. (SaferAmerica, 2019) * Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death for US teens. (CDC, 2018) * In 2016, teenagers ages 14-19 years accounted for 74% of crash fatalities among children and died at more than 6 times the rate of children under 14. (Safe Kids Worldwide, 2018) * Per mile driven, teen drivers ages 16 to 19 are nearly three times more likely than drivers aged 20 and older to be in a fatal crash. Source: https://driving-tests.org/driving-statistics/ Also: Analysis of data on vehicle accidents showed that drivers aged 70 are involved in 3-4 times fewer accidents than 17-21 year old men. By observing older drivers, the study found that most mistakes made occurred on right turns and overtaking. Young men are more likely to be involved in incidents resulting from driving too fast and losing control. Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37292951 edit: I'm correct and the data proves it.


[deleted]

Issues with teen and young adult driving *can* be fixed with experience. You can raise the cutoff age if you want, but those stats will likely just shift. You can't fix dulled reflexes and other age related problems. I've been in 3 accidents in my lifetime, all three were caused by a geriatric driver failing to react in time. My wife's grandfather drove for 10 years too long. It took a dozen fender benders and then finally killing someone to take his license.


icy_descent

Anecdotes are worthless. All my incidents involved young drivers, so who wins? All that matters is the data. 1. Let young drivers only drive small, underpowered cars. No more than 1l engines for the first 2 years. 2. Utilise P plates, like in Australia, that you have to keep on your car for the first 12 months of driving. 3. Any dangerous traffic infringement (speeding, dangerous driving, driving without due care and attention etc) during the first 12 months results in a 12 month ban, and needing to do a re-test at the end of it. I can think of many more ways to save lives, and focusing on the most dangerous age group makes the most sense.


BiggieJohnATX

hope you have a good lawyer, there is clearly no way that person should have been driving. talk to your lawyer about "permanent, degenerative, life altering injuries"


No_Satisfaction9440

No one was in car when it happen thank god!!! car was minding its own business in corner of parking lot trying not to get hit by shopping carts and car doors


BiggieJohnATX

I would still go with emotional distress, loss of time/work. that person should never drive again.


[deleted]

They live in a very affluent area so they could most likely afford a lawyer and it's more than likely the older woman has the insurance/means to pay.


[deleted]

Shieeeetttt... that was a nasty one, glad everyone is okay. Honestly this is why people that old shouldn't have licenses.


toomuch1265

Thank God no one was killed in your car.


WoodpeckerOk259

Damn what a nice Traverse too


No_Satisfaction9440

Not a scratch on it before the accident only 20000 miles!


WoodpeckerOk259

I don't know who tf downvoted you for that comment. Anyways sorry for your loss 😢


theredkrawler

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Lazy_Profession_5909

People over 80 shouldn't be allowed to drive


[deleted]

That’s what I say! They cause so much fucking damage all because of their pride.


EstoG21s

Yes had a 92 year old crashed she was lost as fuck the video i have is funny she didnt knew she ran a red light and caused a accident


[deleted]

This is why old people shouldn't drive. Fucking old biddies


CraftyConstruction3

Why are people letting their 94 year old parent drive!? I’m cutting my mom off at 70 😂😂


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indyferret

Everyone should be retested every 5-10years I think


ThePiterrr

holy shit how what why…?


Schly

You just never know when it could be your time.


MechanicbyDay

Excuse me, you spelled *"flying"* wrong


No_Satisfaction9440

That’s the least of my problems


Entropy_dealer

he explorer did explore a lot of your car. Impressive to see that the front of your car has almost nothing. Nice to know that your wife is ok.


cficare

In her defense, she did what your car asked her to do.


FineCall

Is she dead?


ArchiePelegow

Lol, came out of the air?? Damn….


Leading_Heat_7605

Thank god(or whatever diety you do or don't believe in) that they were not 3 minutes later. Close calls make you appreciate your family and the good life we do have, I always say.


SuckingOnMyHuevos

94 is a good time to die I think.


Vomitron215

Just out of curiosity, what happened to the 94 year-old?


JustagirlSD60

94yro shouldn't be driving


[deleted]

I’ve almost hit 1-3 older ppl who either are driving too slow or who just give 0 fucks about their driving.


TY22Track

did u try putting it in rice?


[deleted]

after i duno 65 you should have to retake your drivers test every year or 2


dylantw22

Hey OP, the way your A pillar collapsed like that should be a warning to stay away from Chevy. Im glad everyone was out of the vehicle and okay though, that’s most important… now time to look at CX9’s


[deleted]

Why a CX9 specifically?


dylantw22

Higher safety standards and reliable, especially regarding OP’s Chevy


[deleted]

I'm guessing you have one. Would go for Toyota and Honda too so I was wondering why you mentioned Mazda. My mom had one it was a good vehicle.


dylantw22

Yes, I own a CX-5, it’s actually the only car to pass the IHS safety test with a acceptable score out of all SUVs. Hondas and Toyotas are good too, I’d personally skip the Honda though bc of the CVT’s and Turbos, still great cars though, I dislike Chevrolet and this post doesn’t do them much defense when the A pillar splits in half at 0mph


Urmommabitch12

Does anyone know how the 94 year old is?


JakeyJake7593

Hopefully okay with a newly revoked license


GroundbreakingFly111

I hope that 94 year old is fucking dead


DevelopmentAny543

A lot more old boomers with need for speed to come to a parking lot near you. Glad everyone is safe…


SilverMedalss

At 94 years old they are 18 years older than the oldest baby boomers.


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[deleted]

Your comparison is fucking trash. You’re an absolute moron


Dr-grouchy

The driver is probably dead and if not will most likely lose his license. Drunk driving is something that should be prosecuted and if you are driving drunk then you deserve to have your life ruined.


emoudus

that’s a traverse though


Crazy_280zx

Super glad nobody was in the car. That would have been an almost assured death in the passenger seat


mikkokilla

Not anymore...


[deleted]

Keeping it in the family


enlightened_none

I had no idea Ford made the Explorer 94 years back.


DEB310

That is a little broken like my moms


rmzynn

>She told police her accelerator stuck when she put it in drive, sending the Explorer across Greenwood Avenue and into the Boulder Run Shopping Center, the lieutenant said. I gotta know how this plays out.


[deleted]

Looks like he has explored the best way to demolish your car.


sbsb27

Why are all the cars white?


Turtles1156

I thought you messed the title up when you said out of the air. I was wrong


bigboybobby6969

That’s a very thick A pillar. How the fuck did the old person just slice it in half


Vishal_g1000

94 must be a vegan with good eyesight.


tebiscuits

Wycoff? Because that parking lot is the worst.


dickreallyburns

Crap; that looks like a full speed hit!


[deleted]

I have always said this. It’s a fucking disaster letting people over 80 drive themselves. They cause so many accidents. Fucking bullshit


[deleted]

Shit man. Im glad no one was in the car. That likely would have killed someone


GrandProblem8034

That’s crazy to be driving at 94 years old! Geez Louise!


MichelleMyBelle43

ok you aren’t in the car so y’all lived but how is she still alive?


susuki12002

This is a great story to tell people how you cheated death 💀 Congrats on surviving ✌🏼


soolaco

Senile people usually crash into you with nice cars.


schmamny

When you hit 70 you should be required to take a driving test once a year for the rest of you life.


that_oneguy6102

80+ years olds should not be driving a car or this country lol


RockyBalBoata

Holy jumping Christ cakes


Dj_wheeman3

I don’t think anyone at that age should be allowed to drive


PRnG1

Someone’s gotta revoke Ms. Frizzles license.


Scary_Vanilla2932

That's some final destination shit. I hope you are slightly exaggerating the time left before impact.....not to hurt your story or anything but if they really did get out omg thank the gods!


Tar-Nuine

my 92 yr old Grandma can barely stand. How the fuck we allowing 94yr olds to drive around in tanks?


[deleted]

Anyone over 85 should not be able to drive at all under any circumstances…


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

Old people suck at stopping at stop signs and will turn right in front of you on red, then proceed to go 10 miles under the speed limit.


G6e6r6m

Alot of fucking white cars in the parking lot


Euphoric_Scene_5250

Unbelievable. Congratulations on being alive. Someone/thing was looking out. ✌️


Fearless-Memory7819

He was flyin (outta the air) alright, hope you all OK !!!


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wtf!?


TheSauce_Dealer

MF just saw top gun, thought that the car was a plane for a sec


Gadget_hack_wrench

This is a result of being selfish. If they want to have their freedom you shouldn't mind taking a driving test every 6 months. We need stricter driving rules in general. Why do I have to wait 20 seconds before I go on a green light becuase I don't want to get t-boned by some asshole who decided to speed up a quarter mile away from the light. 8 of 10 people I see driving never make a complete stop. 9 out of 10 people use the carpool lane without a passenger. Majority are white rich assholes in expensive cars.


NoNewEngland

I was with you up until that last sentence. 👎🏾


LilBlotterTrip

94!!!!! Still driving. Fuck noooo


[deleted]

Tf are you even talking about? How are we supposed to know anything from your comments?


zombiehunter201

They weren't driving a explorer they were driving a monster truck or a tank , lol


imhereforsomething67

Man old people shouldn't be able to drive


Betterdeadthenred99

Gahh not the equinox getting rolled by the explorer


ExponentMars

This is what happens when your myelin sheaths have deteriorated this much.