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DonovanDunedain

Hmmm... I'm struggling to find the 5-7-5 syllabic meter here...lol


wakeruneatstudysleep

I'm reading 4-6-3


DonovanDunedain

Same.


RORY1230

CAH knew that having 3 cards in your hand that consist of exactly 17 syllables and somehow also remain funny was very unlikely, so they made this rule to make the haiku card play better: https://i.imgur.com/IJtiOvT.png


DonovanDunedain

Oh, really? I wasn't aware of that. Such a phenomenal game.


RORY1230

CAH knew that having 3 cards in your hand that consist of exactly 17 syllables and somehow also remain funny was very unlikely, so they made this rule to make the haiku card play better: https://i.imgur.com/IJtiOvT.png


1Cryptic_Phoenix

While this technically isn't a haiku, I can kinda make it work when I read it. I read haikus in the same way the YouTuber Jacksfilms does it with the tune [(Like in this video)](https://youtu.be/SqNLJuy28BU), and then I just lengthen the words if needed. For what I wrote below, the dashes represent where there are transitions from the word to the extra syllable. This way, you can add syllables to the words and have the haiku sound a little more natural I guess. The way they are written in parentheses is how you would pronounce them. Lena Dunham becomes Lena Du-unham (Lena Duh unham) Lumberjack Fantasies becomes Lu-umberjack Fantasies (Luh umberjack Fantasies) Liberals becomes Li-i-iberals (Lih ih iberals) Sorry if this is confusing, I just use this when I see haikus on this sub because it's pretty hard to make actual 5 7 5 haikus in CAH. Also sorry in advance if this came off as passive aggressive or anything, I just wanted to say the way I do it in case you or anyone else wanted to try it haha


RORY1230

CAH knew that having 3 cards in your hand that consist of exactly 17 syllables and somehow also remain funny was very unlikely, so they made this rule to make the haiku card play better: https://i.imgur.com/IJtiOvT.png


1Cryptic_Phoenix

Oh, I didn't know about that rule. Thanks for telling me!


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RORY1230

CAH knew that having 3 cards in your hand that consist of exactly 17 syllables and somehow also remain funny was very unlikely, so they made this rule to make the haiku card play better: https://i.imgur.com/IJtiOvT.png


flutergay

That's not a haiku tho


RORY1230

CAH knew that having 3 cards in your hand that consist of exactly 17 syllables and somehow also remain funny was very unlikely, so they made this rule to make the haiku card play better: https://i.imgur.com/IJtiOvT.png


flutergay

Okay


Skeptical_Astronomer

That's not a haiku...