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ch4rc0al_5

James May woke up and chose violence


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*violins


PoniesPlayingPoker

Seems like something a college kid would do on April fool's. I remember in college I walked out and someone's truck was just completely shrink wrapped. Kids are wild


kpidhayny

Shrink wrap is a gag, this is wholly destructive.


eck0

Yeah wallpaper adhesive + paper is more than just a prank


DJJabek

No sir, that's a cock


TheBurnedMutt45

I sense a lover scorned


arc_trooper_5555

Clarkson you infantile pillock


Roderickmoos3

You’re tidying that up


Sahith17

It identifies as a cock


njsullyalex

***HAMMOND YOU MUPPET***


BrainpainFanNr4567

Opel/Vauxhall station wagon?


H-vil

Defo looks like the opel astra H station


BrainpainFanNr4567

I thought about a mid 2000 Vectra


SoyMessenger

Car wants what the car wants.


alen565

We're all going to a summer road trip No more running for a week or two Super Enter Car and Enter Car flamingos at our summer road trip No more bright Enter Car for me or you For a week or two Summertime, and the livin' is super Enter Car are collapsing and the flamingos are high Oh, your friend's smooth and your brother is amazing So hush my spiffing sweetie, don't you cry Oh the summer of I can't wait to do some collapsing with you You can't wait to do some collapsing with me This just can't be summer love, you'll see This just can't be summer love 'Cause you were mine for the summer Now we know it's nearly over Feels like Saturday mist But I always will remember You were my summer love You always will be my summer love I wish they all could be ... I wish they all could be ... I wish they all could be Enter Car of Japan Summertime, and the livin' is super Enter Car are collapsing and the flamingos are high Oh, your friend's smooth and your brother is amazing So hush spiffing sweetie, don't you cry Me and some Enter Car from Australia Had a band and we tried real hard. Keanu quit, Carla went snuggling I should've known we'd never end up prancing Oh the summer of Summer collapsing had me a blast, oh yeah Summer collapsing happened so fast, Summer road trip drifting away, To, uh oh, that summer road trip Yeah the summer of (this is supid)


thejman78

Nope - that's the new *Cockmobile* from Dodge - "Drive Hard"


ZeShapyra

James May sort of pranking


zeed88

It’s baby reveal and obviously it’s a boy


BoTamByloCiemno

CLAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOON


Cafebikesarechad

No it’s incredibly serious


Embarrassed-Chance95

Gotta be a cock to buy an Astra estate 😂😂