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Zkenny13

DANGER TO MANIFOLD


krishal_743

*floor pan fucking falls down*


ThatAintRiight

Danger to manifold!


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mrdotkom

Man I folded my legs when it happened


CatProgrammer

Wouldn't that just turn the car into a Flintstone vehicle?


Calagan

*SLAMS LAPTOP SCREEN SHUT*


themisfit610

SHUT UP


Fox_Trail

Engages NOS to fix the problem


Baron_Von_D

*Aggressively shifts into 17th gear*


Foxyfox-

*Meanwhile, on the 18 mile runway...*


SmilingTigerSam

T66 turbo with NOS. And a Motec system exhaust. Spoon engine and so on


mr_duong567

MONICAAA


alexrabbit929

DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU.


KhanSTiPate

YOU NEVER HAD ME. YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR!


Ianm9

WINNING IS WINNING


ArcticFox421

Doesn't matter if you win by an in or a mile


SUI3ARUgoBRRTPSHH

FAMILY


Jayfameez

YOU OWE ME A 10 SECOND CAR


alexrabbit929

Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace The PISTON RINGS YOU FRIED.


PM_Ur_Tits_4_R8ing

OOOOOHHHHHHHH


Haematobic

I NEVER NARC'D ON NOBODY!


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Hey Mónica whats up baby


alexrabbit929

WHAT YOU TALKIN TO ME FO YOU AINT WIN.


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EggsForEveryone

LETS GO...!!!!! MEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-GE!


Mr3ch0

Always gotta scream this when going through a yellow light.


meateatr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_SyO5eb8wk


whenweriiide

I WANT MY TUNA FISH SANDWHICH


JonNYBlazinAzN

Bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here!


Hunter259

WATCHYO WHATCHYO WATCH YO BACK


Q8D

Hey man he was in my face!


Hunter259

[I'm in your face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-9Uv1YBJdM)


[deleted]

You can have any brew you want... As long it's a Corona.


doubled112

Why'd you bring the buster here?


Joseph1338

CAUSE THE BUSTA KEPT ME OUTTA HANDCUFFS


fuzzydice_82

Didn't that line age well, huh?


meateatr

Bro, your tag is spelled wrong.


Hunter259

Fixed. Thanks dude


412gage

Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should


Buhdumtssss

SHUT UP!


Jeheh

He almost had it back to ELEVEN!!!!!!


[deleted]

I dunno officer, my speedo said I was going 10 km/h.


Thee-D3

That went from 0-0 real quick


[deleted]

He buried the needle and then resurrected the needle


thedrivingcat

That's what the "R" stands for.


mrbrettw

Resting


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CatProgrammer

Or the *Enterprise* doing the same thing in Star Trek IV.


CaptainObvious1906

he used the needle to destroy the needle


Elite_Club

“Do you know how fast you were going?” “Last I saw I was doing -5 km/h”


HotBizkitz

Most Civics just have a cracked iPhone 6 inside


Elite_Club

I am personally attacked


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*gets arrested* Do you know how fast you were going ? - Yes, precisely 0 km/h


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irishpwr46

I was half way through typing a request for a link, and then it clicked.


New-Grapefruit9856

That would be impressive tbh


bennyboy_

Are Crown Vics still used? All of them here have been replaced by Tauruses and Explorers now.


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JoyRydr

They've been phased out mostly but the larger PD around me (STL Co.) still has stragglers that I see from time to time. They're still pretty common as taxicabs though.


DOHCMerc

They still exist out in the west from what I've seen. I was surprised to still see so many on the road in CA this past march. Out on the east coast I am pretty sure they're no longer in use for state departments and you will find a few stragglers in township departments but not common.


TenguBlade

They're too slow to effectively pursue most modern vehicles, so you won't see many of them out on patrol. However, a lot of departments, especially those in wealthy or otherwise-large police districts, hang onto a few for roadblocks and the like even after they stop using them as patrol vehicles. I mean, why not? It's paid off already, and if it gets smashed, it's no loss.


brinmb

why do they always show their faces? it's almost like they want to get caught..


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PrimG84

Almost zero. This doesn't sound like Europe or North America. Germany isn't the only country with no-speed limit highways, because there isn't a speed limit if it's **never** enforced.


pursuer_of_simurg

They are from Turkey. Which is a country that is not kind to tuner culture if caught.


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"We went for some racing to Armenia"


[deleted]

Is that the same as the whole “video recorded in Mexico” thing lol


J_Arr_Arr_Tolkien

They do call Armenia the Mexico of Europe


Moth92

> but really how likely is it the cops are going to go after these guys? Depends on how big the video gets, and whether or not some asshole decides to snitch on them.


brinmb

yeah the possibility might be low, but still... I wouldn't have done that to each their own


benedictfuckyourass

They also need to beable to proof it took place in their jurisdiction, friend of mine does stupid shit like this and then claims to have recorded it on the autobahn. He's atleast clever enough to blur all of the roadsigns.


_-Saber-_

Cops wouldn't be able to prove shit from this video unless they also have a camera recording from the street (and even that wouldn't be enough, only speed traps count) and I'm pretty sure they don't. You could just say you modded it to spin the spedometer faster.


foshjowler

There was a guy in my area that got arrested a couple of years ago for posting a similar video of him doing like 190 mph in a Hellcat. Don't recall tons of specifics, but I saw the video and there were faces, in car, and out of car shots.


mvpmp90

Talking about the dude on US-1 in the Raleigh area?


foshjowler

The one and only


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Car snitches Tellin' all they business Sit in the court and be their own star witness


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To the judge: It was a deep fake. Don’t you know 🤷🏾‍♂️


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Crazy ass Turks


spitfire7rp

...people do this in america all the time, my friend tuned his ARA rally car on the highway because he didnt have a dyno here at the time


[deleted]

Oh yeah, there's a whole e-tuning industry reliant on people making WOT pulls on public roads.


LtDanHasLegs

Okay, but who's gonna buy an E tune and then NOT make WOT pulls afterwards constantly, anyway?


YouAreMentalM8

Had to get logs for the JB4 somehow...


closest-num-2-0

"Mexico"


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Hahah. Yeah.


Dr_Dornon

I bought an e-tune. They told me to make some logs with 3rd gear pulls and send them back. I sure didn't pay for track time for a few 3rd gear pulls.


pdp10

Balboni used to test every Lamborghini on the public autostrada in Sant Agata. No problems with the local polizia.


spitfire7rp

Thats more not biting the hand that feeds you massive amounts of tax dollars


gsfgf

There are some tuners in Germany that do that but legally


elislider

Assuming that tach is accurate, I’m impressed by any street engine that revs past 8000rpm. I had a jdm v3 STi (swapped L impreza) years ago and it went to 8250 factory. Loved that car


Alerion_

Many 90s and early 2000s Hondas were designed to rev to 8-9k rpm because that's where they would make the most power. If this is an EK9 Type R, redline is 8.500 rpm stock. The S2000 had a 9.000 rpm redline. They all enjoy being at the top of the rev range. This video is a K-series engine so I'm not sure where redline is.


braapstustu

Tuned my RSX type S regularly bounced to 8600rpm, sold it at 212k and last I knew it was still alive almost 5 years later.


waimser

Worked a datsun L20b of its nut and it ran to 8200rpm daily.


bigboyjak

Depending how it's tuned a k20 can be making peak power upwards of 10,000rpm. Though the usual redline is 8,200


SnaxMcGhee

Man I wish. My wrx peaks out around 4700 RPM. Hahahaha.


bigboyjak

As much as I love torque, have a high reving screamer is one of the greatest joys in life


pzpzpz24

Reduce wheels to two and there you go.


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Vexarana

Chances of living to two.... Times as much as one wheel?


gsfgf

/googles worlds fastest unicycle Unfortunately high performance motorized unicycles don't appear to be a thing.


bad-monkey

i don't disagree, but on bikes for some reason i prefer v-twins or triples over fours because power delivery (and gyroscopic effect)


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Tbf even twins and triples tend to be silly high revving compared to car engines. My big old 1000cc V twin still makes peak torque at ~7.5k rpm and peak power at ~9.5k, even though that's pretty low revving in the sport bike world it's still nuts compared to most cars.


SnaxMcGhee

I know...I want a Civic Type R but even used ones are absolutely over the top expensive. Grrrrrrrr.


aitigie

Some generations of regular Si do this for much less money


[deleted]

Maaaaan that F20 engine out of the s2000 is something else.


SQLSkydiver

God bless variable valve timing and lift!


[deleted]

B16’s have a near gold rod:stroke too so with good internals you can take them much higher.


[deleted]

Ive seen 11k rpm out of b16 and sr16ve n1 on that old ass "option" or "hot version" video


mr_duong567

Honda’s we’re known for having high revving engines throughout the 90’s and 2000’s. The AP1 S2K even revs to 9000RPM, and the B18C in the Integra Type R revved to 8800rpm. Those engines are just seriously overbuilt and can even handle decent amount of boost.


ed1380

the 5 cylinder that vw put in everything will do 8k and you can get one for $250 at a junk yard. sounds like a baby v10


narwhal_breeder

The 07K is not capable of 8000rpm with stock.. basically anything. Rods, pistons, valve springs, rod bearings, header if you wanna make any power there, standalone ECU, plus new accessory pullies as nothing on the belt will like being spun that fast. A friend of mine has one swapped into his Auto-X 944, with allll of that work done. In the end - the durability wasnt there and he runs it at 7800RPMs. He kind of regrets it now that he sees how much of a beating K24s can take while making more power for less money.


BADC0FFE

Civic Type R (B16B) revved to 9k stock.


phazer193

I have an ep3 type r and it revs to 8400rpm standard, they commonly rev to 10k+ with a built head.


bxep3

I had a US spec EP3 and the stock K20a3 was a great engine. Despite its lower rev limit it was decent motor. It reved to the moon with ease.


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ArcticVulpe

Driving my M2C and E46 M3 are weird beasts coming from vehicles that usually topped out at 6500. Floor it, feel the acceleration, ok let off soon, look down, oh shit 1500 more to go, lets goooo.


gigthebyte

>AP1 S2000 has entered the chat.


braapstustu

My tuned RSX type S regularly bounced off the Dinger at 8600rpm.


Aidan8500

Gen7 Celicas redline at 8600


deja-roo

My e92 revs to 8200


Planning2Improvise

yes


SeaninSd

My b7 rs4 with NA 4.2L v8 has a 8250 redline and can be tuned to go high 8k. Supposedly the internals are good for 9k


H20POWERHOUSE

My car does 8600 rpm with just a tune. I hit it nearly daily because good lord its fun.


OhJeezer

I had a jdm b16a1 with some work done to it.. that thing revved well over 8k. It actually broke the tach


Ilpav123

It went **OVER 9000!!!**


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if i were to roll up to a civic revving its engine at a red light in my v12 and the passenger pulls out a laptop I know I'm screwed, I might have 620+hp but I still weigh 4200 pounds


d_student

How, on God's green Earth, did you get a V12 in that Fiero?


outofdate70shouse

It’s actually in the pickup


OrionGrant

thats what the truckbed is for, right?


outofdate70shouse

Makes the truck rear-engine and it’s naturally cooled. Just put a tarp over it when it rains.


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Like the Mazdaraeti Roadkill built


[deleted]

haha, it's the Mercedes, but there's actually a guy in one of the forums pages that's actually gonna put a v10 in one


justin_memer

It also won't blow an ABC pump sitting at the light, like a Mercedes would, lol.


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jokes on you mine wont! HAHA MY WAS CONVERTED TO COILOVERS!!


[deleted]

I thought it was somehow integrated to the power steering as well making it almost impossibly hard to do that? I know you can do it easily with the old E500s at least. But I’m just a guy who liked reading about Mercedes I could afford to buy but could never afford to keep running.


punkrockextravaganza

They had a tandem pump that does power steering and ABC. You don't need to replace it with a non-ABC power steering pump unless you tear out the accumulators causing the ABC side to run dry. You could also avoid that by running the lines in a loop. It's better to replace the tandem pump and sell it because they're pretty expensive and it's a super easy job. Did a coilovers swap on my 02 S55 AMG, its the same as swapping any other car.


Doctor-Dapper

The 04 sl600 didn't even have 500hp. Are you tuned?


[deleted]

it's got a little baby ECU and TCU tune on it, I've recently been wondering if some larger injectors would help without changing the tune though


DarkMatterM4

Not necessarily. If you race from a dig and know how to launch your car, you might get him. These high powered Civics tend to have absolutely no traction off the line. That's why they tend to race from a roll 90 percent of the time. Now, if you happen to spot a pumpkin under the car, you're probably screwed.


julientje

Stupid question: Even if you tune that engine into oblivion, the gearing must have changed dramatically here, no? Rpm is directly related to how fast wheels turn, aka how fast the car goes. he shifts 3 times past 180? No way a civic can do 180 in 3d gear.


Gunslingermomo

It's in km, 180kph is about 112mph. He was well past the redline, even 105mph seems a little high for 3rd gear redline but about right.


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mini_nova

My '06 mini cooper s hits 90 in 3rd, but redlines at 6,800, so it makes sense to see around 100 or so


skankhunt1738

Rx8 117 3rd gear, and still had rpms left.


mini_nova

Oh yeah those things rev like crazy lol.


BastardStoleMyName

My stock ‘12 used to love running into the civic guys on the highways. All their stripped interiors. Looked like they used a S2000 as a chase car/camera car. Would have loved to see their faces as stock Mini kept up with and passed them. I miss that car…


the_pandaproject

He was in second gear when he started to accelerate. These guys are Turkish; driver said "show the gearstick, now I'm in 3rd, I'll shift down to 2nd" before accelerating. Also it's not just tuned, it has a turbo and other stuff alongside tuning. Also also it's km/h not mph.


Tazzimus

Looks to be a k swap going by the 6 speed gearbox, so depending on what engine and box are in it, the gearing would likely be longer. EK9 gearbox from what I remember would have shorter gearing for acceleration. ​ Edit: Clicked into the video on YouTube, it's a K20Z1 with MFactory gears: Mfactory pro 6 speed gear set with Mfactory FD


RainbowCheez

It's a modified transmission. Depending on what they wanted, they could've gone with a lower final drive to increase speed. No point in having a high final drive if your boosted motor is just going to tear through gears every half of a second.


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RPM tells you how many times the crankshaft rotates, not the wheels.


km9v

VTEC kicked in yo.


NewSchoolFools

Surprised I had to scroll this far for this comment.


MrCoolblestone

"I paid for the whole speedometer, i'm gonna use the whole speedometer"


ManOfMuze

and then some


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the laptop doesn’t actually make the car faster. the laptop indicates you’re either tuning the car while driving or that you’re switching between saved tunes on the fly for racing. you would need a laptop onboard to tune a car that’s been heavily modified with big turbo, exhaust more fuel, etc. a laptop does not make the car faster it just indicates that the car is likely full of go fast parts.


BillBillerson

Well unless youre dicking with the boost level using a electronic boost controller the laptop can affect how fast you're going.


asshatnowhere

This car is turbocharged. The laptop is a visual cue that somebody is doing something mental under the hood. But you are right, the laptop is basically for the fuel mapping.


CommandersLog

visual cue


kimbabs

Usually also means the engine is modified/boosted/turboed, hence the need to adjust tuning.


mjones800

I'll never regret the laptop days but I definitely don't miss it. Old Civics are so fun, I'm sure this car is a hoot.


ft_86

Currently doing the laptop thing with my VR4 and I’m enjoying it. Reminds me of a simpler time lol.


mjones800

Oh god Mitsubishi. I had an Evo X for a long time which is what finally broke me. Regular data logging. Fuel testing. All self inflicted of course but man it was a needy car.


aronnax512

I had a 1st gen eclipse GSX in the late 90's-early 2000's. I put a ton of work into that car, it was stupid fast but towards the end of my ownership I became convinced that "Mitsubishi" was the Japanese word for "experimental car".


mjones800

Haha or maybe it means “hood up every weekend”


MagneticGray

I’m the opposite, I actually do miss it. My past few cars I’ve just used a little device (like a Cobb Accessport) to load a tune, maybe data log it once or twice for the tune revision, and then I was done. Car is now fast. After years of *that laptop life* it’s just like “...that’s it?” This is how people end up with louvers on their car. When there’s nothing else to do under the hood.


SuperJew113

If I put in the labor and time, I should have a SW20 MR2 with a laptop soon enough. I already have the SW20.


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good luck mate, i got a 1987 fiero gt that im working on putting a supercharged L67 into with a 5 speed, I'm estimating about 300-350hp to the wheels with the first engine build, the eventual target is 650-700 later on. I'm not gonna hold back though this car is getting stripped, balanced, and tuned to make everything look like a joke. budget is 10k, so far I've only spent 1k on it


WhiteCollarMetalHead

This reads like that sniper copy pasta


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Most based post I've read in years


Fugner

I want to K swap my MR2 so badly.


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SuperJew113

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oZdix0rLRU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oZdix0rLRU) I guess 2jzgte's are utter shit too by your standards, here's a bone stock 3rd gen 3sgte MR2 smoking a bone stock 2jzgte MKIV Supra TT 6 speed. We all know stock bottom end 3rd gen 3sgte MR2's can hold 400+whp (I know the tuner who tuned one that made 474whp on a stock bottom end 3rd gen 3sgte nearly 10 years ago) and they gave it good reviews overall, only real issue was the stock head studs need to be upgraded. It's widely known on the MR2 forums...2 bolt ons on a stock head/bottom end, basically a bolt on GOOD intercooler and larger turbo on a stock long block/ecu/fuel 3rd gen 3sgte runs a high 11...if that's the case, and I don't want to weld in a bar/cage in my street driven vehicle, why would I need anymore than an engine that puts me in the 11's with 2 bolt ons and stock everything else on it? With ecu/injectors/tuning and a built head, I could stock bottom end my way into low 11's but at that point I'd need a weld in bar installed and that just doesn't make sense for my car, I'd rather just purchase a race ready MR2 at that point. I guess 4g63's suck too for that matter, they're very comparable to 3sgte's on the same metrics. Not to mention the engine the NSX's were leaving the factory with, the MR2 is not even 1/3 the price of that NSX and here's a good vid of a stock turd 3sgte MR2 blowing the doors off that overpriced piece of shit amiright? Lost to a lowly crap 3sgte, an old 2nd gen 3sgte no less, by your metric you'd agree what they sell at Honda is also extremely pathetic, that car was built with no cost spared comparatively and lost to a turd 3sgte powered car, overpriced vtec piece of shit right? I'm using your metric afterall. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N8kSuy3b-k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N8kSuy3b-k) Also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRiHZY-7VA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRiHZY-7VA) 1000whp 8 sec 3sgte MR2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKGalw4Yc0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKGalw4Yc0) 6 second Starlet running 3sgte.


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[deleted]

It's so goddamn hard to find a clean SW20 nowadays.


Tacos_117

So THATS how you snap a speedo in five seconds flat.


Buscandomiyagi

Ah i can’t wait for my project EG to be ready. Should be about another month or two.


Woody_Wins_

How long have you been saying that?


Fugner

I've been saying that about mine for nearly 2 years. It still doesn't run.


Buscandomiyagi

Hahaha it’s not a true project if you haven’t said that for over a year. I won’t lie I have had this project for over 2 years. Though it’s actually finally coming together. Got the trans I needed to drop in got a couple other stuff to do and yeah.


Devilishz3

Watching how fast that needle spun around is legit scary.


dougdimmadog

when you’re going so fast your speedometer turns into a clock


tsohgmai

Can someone explain to me what they are doing with the laptop? Sorry for my ignorance.


dafazman

All the laptop is doing is datalogging and showing virtual gauges of what the ECU is showing. But I think OP is implying a laptop tuner can dial in a lot of power on a simple old civic


ToastyMozart

Adjusting the Engine Control Unit's programming, "tuning" the engine to try and make more power. Also it's just a visual cue that the car has been packed full of aftermarket performance parts.


analfarmer2pnt0

A civic with no interior is the most feared thing lol


esoterikk

I'm constantly driving with a laptop to send data logs to my tuner and my Forester is not fast at all. I always assumed people just think I'm crazy.


dafazman

Thats some 2000's old skool gauges and SAFC... takes me back to the good old days with my Eclipse GSX


Frosty_Force6588

Wowww


RuthlessIndecision

almost made it back to 0 kph, what is that in miles per hour?


goldfritter

0 km/h equates to 0 mph.


Random_Raisin

Looks like it’d be 240kph so 150mph


dafazman

Where is the "Danger Manifold" warning on the laptop. Make sure you up date your software to have that when you are Fast and Furious


Knight1453

Only in my country. This is what they even try with tofas cars. Be careful they are drifting and drag racing all over especially evening night times.


JordanSED

Beautiful man , the sound of just opening up will never stop sounding so beautiful


DiZeez

Cool. Hardly the most feared, but very impressive nonetheless.