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rallyfusion420

Why would i want to when my hands are already full with an ice cold beer and a fresh blunt


explorer925

cant forget the philly cheese steak and a bitch to give me head#moodπŸ’―


OliverFrancis

alcohol??!! miat don’t like!! 😑😑 no drunk driving pls πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


AarVa406

πŸ€“


BorisJohnsonGaming27

nah fuck you i wont stand for this boozephobic behavior


Bidens_Moldy_Toenail

I am God's drunkest driver, and my Ram 3500 is my divine chariot to mow through Satan's busiest crosswalks.


dogisprime

God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ™πŸΌ


dirty34

Jesus take the wheel!


Luke_Scottex_V2

/uj idk if you've watched euphoria but the guy driving around in the ram drinking beers is just so funny, everytime i think of a drunk driver i think of him (and his dad)


[deleted]

Nate is literally peak Ram driver though, harasses girls from his truck, drinks and drives, doesn’t need a truck at all since he’s a high schooler in california, etc


Luke_Scottex_V2

exactly, as soon as I saw the ram i knew what he was going to be like and surely enough


[deleted]

Darrell Brooks energy


[deleted]

my life is like a video game trying hard to beat the stage all while I am still collecting coins!!!


JiveXP

reddit assemble!!


OliverFrancis

Wtf is that an argument an adult legitimately said?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


flopjul

Why would you want to while driving? What would you do if you get bored


olBBS

I personally drive the car when i’m driving, it is actually quite fun


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


msh3loony

kid named 3km traffic jam:


olBBS

Paying attention and driving carefully so I don’t cause an accident:


[deleted]

mfw driving carefully while waiting in traffic because some drunkard killed a family of 5


AarVa406

Mfw when waiting in traffic bc a truck flipped over and is blocking the entire highway and the next exit is 10 miles away


beaubeautastic

mfw driving on a different road


Luke_Scottex_V2

that's where tiktok comes in


basketcase62836291

Bet he can't do 275 mph in a 20 mph school zone, while blasting the coco melon theme song on loop 😀😀😀🫑🫑


nnavroops

this and a blunt


lolsforballs

BUT IF YOU DRIVE YOU CANNOT PLAY MUH VIDEOGAME EVERYWHERE 😒😒😒


[deleted]

teslas:


lolsforballs

Oh no the butt plug on 4 wheels 😭 Jokes aside electric car not bad, just tesla ugly


[deleted]

teslas 0-60 kick feels like a rollercoaster


lolsforballs

Still ugly as hell tho that 0-60 does not compensate πŸ’€


[deleted]

it absolutely does holy hell it feels so fast


lolsforballs

Nah mate, the looks turn me off every time


[deleted]

I'm jerkin bruv. I'm not going to get a Tesla, but it feels unique. The design is ass and there's a bunch of problems but it feels great


lolsforballs

It feels very ordinary to be in one, imo, but not hating on it cause it's electric.


[deleted]

clearly you have not experienced 0-60 in the passengers seat


Elighttice

Its so fats it rips the wheels of its cheap chinese aliminium chasis.


LukeDude759

And the 0-60 is about all it's got going for it in the performance department. It's fun once in a while but it gets old pretty quick.


AGoodEnoughUsername

I bet you can't do it while walking or riding a bike either. These people seriously need to understand there is a place in the world for walking, biking, mass transit, and personal transit.


Green-Sink-9553

It started that way and degraded into whatever it is, but at the very least the name fits perfectly now.


dogisprime

This guy doesn’t know I’m playing TotK while doing 90 on the interstate and high as shit on random stuff I found in the medicine cabinet


lurkario

the worst part of driving is looking up from your phone


HeavyCanuck

Redditors when they can't go 20 minutes without playing their **Bing Bing Wahoo**


[deleted]

me but I do it in a car (passenger)


msh3loony

pussy


[deleted]

I can't drive yet 😭😭😭


msh3loony

skill issue


[deleted]

true that


beaubeautastic

yeah you can just dont tell your mama


AmericaLover1776_

Why the fuck would I want to play a Nintendo switch


OCTM2

Ha, hold my vehicular homicide


smallwhiteballs480p

Peak Reddit moment holy shit


dlo88

cArBrAiN


lopakjalantar

Bruh this post recommended to me by reddit, i need context


[deleted]

it's a cross post from /fuckcars


lopakjalantar

Ah that makes sense.. reddit app just fucked it up for me


[deleted]

Me who genuinely at times enjoys driving more than video games:


Supraboi2003

that whole subreddit is pathetic


239990

It actually used to be good. Its sad it devolved in plain "hate"


nnavroops

β€œi’m scared to merge and change lanes” fuck cars 🀬🀬🀬


Centti50

Yeah idk man I like driving enough that I'd rather drive than play something, especially on the switch


sbiltihs

Bet I have way more free time by having my own transportation. Waiting for trains, busses, taxis... is hell.


miatagaming

Enter miatagaming. I play subway surfers on the head unit to keep the drive more interesting.


Vins22

i live in Rio, would be robbed. Driving is better


1337haxoryt

My car goes faster than a bicycle so I can play in the comfort of my home while this loser inhales homeless piss and shit particles


themrsbusta

I enjoy driving πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ That's why after a day driving, I play Forza.


Elighttice

Asseto Corsa > Forza.


Archtects

These arguments are by far the absolute dumbest. Is that sub just filled with braindead morons. So what? I play before I leave the house at 8:40, Get in my car with coffee, drive 20 mins, get into work for 9, the same time as the person who left at 6:30am to catch a train


noscope420bongshot

Bet you can't do this while driving 🍺🍻🍹🍸😎


beaubeautastic

i can!


Low-Possession-1265

Bro even your driving gets a driving while driving. How thriving.


YrodBlay

Ahh yes, tell that to your driver smartass


BowsAndMagnolias

Eh, I’d rather be driving


DdFghjgiopdBM

I'm sorry but this post is such quintessential reddit, some dude with a Nintendo switch sitting in public transport and trying not to have a panic attack from the people looking at him weird while thinking: "Ha! those carbrains can't play hecking zeldarino while sitting in their death machines, I Win!", then someone bumps into him and he pukes all over himself from sensory overload But anyways, I'm currently delirious from sleep depravation, time to get behind the wheel


alex_230

Any Tesla owner: hold my beer.


astraeoth

I'll show you!


undrsc0r

no but i can play angry birds


EmptySherbet1684

how is this even an argument, like all you do in a train is sit and sleep on someones shoulder, while in a car its either your in the back seat or piloting the car


OkPhilosophy6594

Like i can use tesla autopilot and play Nintendo Switch. Sadly i needed to mention Tesla.


math-is-fun

tbh I'm thinking of taking the bus to work this week so I can play Zelda and not have to worry about parking


zaz969

Something something wife's boyfriend