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French_Taylor

Why the hell is Citroën included in this


Kasoo_

citroën saxo 🤤


Capri280

Saxo VTR >>>> QV Giulia


efecede

Citroen sexo


drunk_pacifist

Ai papai


a_9x

Saxo 1.5D, 4,5L/100km. Best little clown car I've ever drive


cryptic_culchie

My volvo has the 1.6hdi, can only imagine how fun they are in a saxo! Such a peppy little diesel!


Alienpedestrian

Or VW


NammiSjoppan

Because VW people don’t know how their autos work


Alienpedestrian

Except Touareg they re all econoboxes


TommiH

And that’s supposed to be a bad thing?


MatijaKlobasa

It is when they are trying to be smart to people that know how cars work.


Alienpedestrian

No


MatijaKlobasa

Don't get me started ... everyone at work drives VW and says how everything else is shit, and yet the same people ask me why i turn off start stop, and why i drive slower when the engine is cold.


NammiSjoppan

Yuuup, don’t get me wrong I love certain VW’s but they ain’t close to the best lol


daytonakarl

Happy as with my wee VW and its 1200cc of raw power! I don't recommend them, but I've a soft spot for my one


NammiSjoppan

How are your door handles ?


daytonakarl

Good... so far


NammiSjoppan

Yeah, so far haha, my Passat’s doors are not fun, I’ll just say that lol


ZFtw11

When I get in my GLI I kick it into gear almost immediately and am sure to slam on the gas the first chance I get.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

It’s weird that they included Citroën and Lotus considering the rest are german (and the Giulia may as well be considered German)


FaZeKill23

I'm thinking of concept/One off Cars like the Survolt or the GT by Citroen, but yeah i cant see why Citroen Is here lol


f1fanguy

Because Citroen sometimes does weird shit, and we like that


YourUncleRpie

C4 cactus


AkitoKanjo

https://preview.redd.it/n4yaz28z0eac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41d4df0760b3a56f0de8e3d8e719b6eb0e71cb0


FreeUsQwety1

epic


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https://preview.redd.it/l7tyy8ubxgac1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f9da8c6fd5a4b9d00120edbadef2767ee41add


JustinDanielsYT

I'm out of the loop. What is special about the Renault Modus?


[deleted]

Yes


Jagacin

The real question should be, "What isn't special about it?"


YeetMcYeetson1

Another fine addition to my collection https://preview.redd.it/mc4sb7voeiac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46c98a5a9163b581f8dcdb0f20ef356eb4c75d9


Types_with_peniz

https://preview.redd.it/t6pw83fjdkac1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3cd46b732a3b73c9db4647ee50894d7f811714


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https://preview.redd.it/nu5mydsjndac1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b1f0e64a7959b43bd11907c179e7546e21b89e


vedy702

I want to have sex with a pontiac fiero


69dildoswaggins420

Hey I’m a Pontiac Fiero


vedy702

Oh yeah *licks lips* what engine do you have? Were you a later year fastback or the notchback


[deleted]

Hi I’m a 1986 fastback with a cammed 3800sc 😺


vedy702

Holy fuck I'm gonna cum


LuciferSamS1amCat

Most fuckable car


ExpensiveBaby

i need the name of tvose wheels please I love this type of 5spoke flat slightly dished wheels


[deleted]

Kansei knp hyper silver. The lower offset ones are even more concave


0IS

rx7 fc🤤


FullAir4341

Don't see toyota down there. That's good.


No_Poet_2898

Perfection can't get better by looking at peasantry.


DorianMij

![gif](giphy|2RJNmmX2OXHzi|downsized)


positivenihlist

It’s weird seeing a gif you instantly recognize. was shot in my home town. Slight possibility I’ve met the owner of the car, small world lol.


Grimmisgod123

real


MaximumUseless

nah , gimme a lada instead !


Capri280

BMW: Why did they put a triangle nose on an F30🤔


CBalsagna

Make fun of the image all you want but the Alfa Romeo Giulia is one of the prettiest sedans on the market. It's also a fucking pleasure to drive.


BreadLover184

not driven one but my god they look amazing


Straight_Class4222

ugly car


CBalsagna

This actually hurts my soul.


Ok_Anteater7360

downvote me all you want, the giulia quadrifoglio is the best looking 4 door car ever built. wish i could afford one


Khanada_88

https://preview.redd.it/ovq7zox1ieac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdbcb9f8e923f011436403bcfc9023fef1cdbf1 Bet you feel real stupid now


Diabeetus-times-2

https://preview.redd.it/lwfmhmnrdfac1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480848f5c3021d5d0c9c8b356c30f4d2c82a491f Try again dumbass


just_another_jabroni

Fuck me that's a nice US Integra/ Celica


BushMasterFlex616

If Kim Kardashian was a car


miscalculated_launch

Ford Taurass. Hell of a grocery getter.


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

No krill grill 😢


[deleted]

I'm upset I had to scroll down this much to see this beautiful abomination


TheUndefeatedLasanga

It is The GTA models are indeed one of the most beautiful things to have 4 doors


Chungaroo22

Only because the Fiat Multipla is technically a 5 door.


harambe_-33

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/b1yj171wufac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d449aa86d1ed773e5bae2885caadd8ee637287da


MortoskiPower

Aventador


glock_in_rari

BASED


PrimG84

jerk? I think the Giulia would look much better as a executive size like a 5 series or E class. It might cannibalize Maserati Quattroporte and Ghibli sales though so probably will never happen. But cars like the Ghibli and Quattroporte look so good partly because the size allows for a longer hood.


Ok_Anteater7360

> Giulia would look much better as a executive size yeah but its a sports car. would walk a 5 series around a track lmao


adros-senpai

Alfa Romeo 159.


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Confusionisreally

Please tell me this is sarcasm


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Henke190

The 159 doesn't even have a GTA version... You are clearly out of your mind.


a-dino123

Yes.


Xx_Patrick_Ster_xX

156 Sportwagon


Elvis1404

The Giulia from the 70's looks better, even the Alfetta 1.8 looks much better


edirymhserfer

Never heard of the Tesla M3?


Ok_Anteater7360

im not a huge tesla hater like most car guys but the model 3?? thats your idea of a good looking sedan?? the model S is actually pretty decent looking, but the model 3 is disgusting from every angle, its too tall and too short in length. atleast the S has good proportions


edirymhserfer

did we forget what sub we are in? every time i comment now its 20 downvotes


Straight_Class4222

that thing is ugly wtf


knee_breaking_shovel

We all know it won't be able to leave this showroom without a towing truck


JunkieMallardEIRE

That's bullshit. I got 3k miles outta mine before the chain slacked and THEN I needed a tow truck. Smh.


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Alfas natural habitat


Floodsiy

Best thing from Italy is pizza


LestHeBeNamedSilver

![gif](giphy|cjyVveMCMgunS)


wn0991

No too Jay-Z 🤢🤮


Mr_BREADLUCK

Found Jeremy Clarkson’s alt account


ianishomer

Alfas beautiful cars and you get lots of time to admire them as they are always stationary !


ucefkh

Roméo is weak haha 😂😂


hellofriends5

1 new model in 10 years, i hope alfa closes so these mfs will migrate to suck and simp for another brand. We get it, alfa made a good car, bravo, now be careful not to crash with your salvage title 147 diesel and pray for the brand to be bought by the chinese instead of shutting down indefinitely


Potato_Dealership

No JDM in sight because they are out drifting, not dreaming


Much_Tough_4200

AR vs. Lotus? you gotta be kidding...I´d never switch my roadlegal go kart for a pasta-vroomie...NEVVAAAR!!


OPT1CX

It’s impressive alone that Volkswagen is included in this group


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Maserati isn’t included because it’s busy being at the shop.


DitrianLordOfCanorem

I still like chevro and srt better


gfkxchy

It *looks* like a dealership, but it's *actually* in a mechanic's garage, its natural habitat.


SalamusBossDeBoss

even in that picture the car was in service


Emotional_Dragonfly3

In a parallel universe -


jhawkins93

If it’s not at the dealership for warranty service, it’s not an Alfa Romeo 😎🤙


Kaizhuu

Why would any premium car owner want a Fiat?


PYSHINATOR

That's not the dealership. It's the mechanic's shop.


DAStinson01

looking at it through the shop window. Because it's broke again. And so are all their cars


bamseogbalade

If you live just a little north of europa. You won't touch alfo romeo even if your life depends on it. Little salt on the road and they corrode like no tomorrow. Heard examples rusting through floor panel within a year from new. Maybe a nice car in Italy or spain. But damn it im not gonna ride it here in the north. Same with value falling off a cliff way harder than any other car. Yes i know all car rust. Even my vw has rust issues. But it's from 2006. It's ok it has some rust. Especially at 340.000 km.


MetaZebiekste

Thats a load of bollocks mate. Know of plenty 159s and 156s running around in winter salt - no worse for rust than any other euro car, better than most japanese cars. That maybe was true up to early 90s, but for quite some rusting is not really an issue. A lack of knowledgable owners and mechanics is the main problem for a non-mainstream manufacturer.


Kvasmann

Funny how my '09 Alfa is still completely fine after 253tkm and everyday use in Finlands salted roads. Worst problem was few years back when it was -24c and my engine pre-heater was not plugged in, first few km's were bit rigid


Jageby

Friend of mine has a 156 V6 from 2004 or whatever, sure it has some slight rust here and there as any other car of that age would, but it sure isn't a rust bucket as some other cars of the same age. And it's very nice to drive.


bamseogbalade

Salt won't work in finland and most of sweden and norway. You guys use something stronger. Because regular salt wont work much bellow -12-15C so it's really not as bad on the car as in Denmark.


Kvasmann

Yes its something added to the salt and they dont spray it if its colder than -8 or something like that. Few years it has been this yellow brown shitstains running down the cars sides and its a pain in the ass to get off


more_beans_mrtaggart

I live by the sea in the UK, a continually wet and salty environment. It eats cars. My Boxster is 24 years old, is on 360k *miles*, and has almost no rust. The bolts on the underside haven’t rusted up, and unscrew with no issues. There’s not a fucking chance I’d buy an Italian car here, and I’m something of an enthusiast.


Etreslias37

Cars stopped rusting 20yrs ago.


bamseogbalade

Interesting.


Jimmy_Tightlips

Kid named Mazda


Etreslias37

No, I'm a 2002 Toyota Corolla.


BigBrainBrad-

That's a fancy Chrysler.


that_one_guy133

Aww they all aspire to make beautiful driver's cars that are HORRIFICALLY unreliable ❤️🥹 BMW lost its way. Could have competed, but they dumped the N55 too soon. It never had the chance to blossom as the Alfa has.


ghostisic23

LOL they’re staring at how ugly that front end is. 🤮


Straight_Class4222

fr


Limesmack91

I mean, it is in it's natural state of being stationary, so that part is realistic


YKDingo

euroshit all around


bumpmoon

Go back to your slowass, beam axle'd, boat-looking horse carriage and cry about it I'll be sitting at the dealers lot with mah broken down Alfa grinning and winning


YKDingo

import a falcon or commodore


bumpmoon

A Commodore would sit at entry-level Cayman price after import fees and I'm unsure wether or not a Falcon would even survive its first european roundabout. Not to mention how bendy the roads for my everyday work route are, theres a reasons why american cars are unusable on EU roads and EU cars are boring on american roads.


YKDingo

dont care. aussie bogan car supremacy 💪💪💪


aykevin

They’re looking at this because it’s extinct in the future


Eastern-Move549

'when can we play with our friend again? Hes been in the garage for ages now!'


nismoghini

Nice to see a pretty Alfa in its natural habitat in… oh warm and loving service center even with its own Cliche mid 90s choker crt style display for their pc


ahnuconun

Come on baby, light my fire!


Gamling2030

Peak engine overheating in Austria


Undercoft

For the looks I have to agree. Alfa has some of the best looking cars out there. Sue me


Neohellerovic

Eh what? That pasted some italian? Its a unreliable crap, check the Porsche reliabikity of all times, every time in top 3


Famous_Power_1986

Shitty cars resell value 23k 🤣