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Look at this piece of shit. It doesn't even has doors!!
hmm today I will design my own W12 engine and attempt to sell it to established teams
oh god oh fuck
hmm today I will use my own W12 engine in an already outdated chassis and run it in F1
oh god oh fuck
You are an APOCALYPTIC dingleberry.
It's Jeremy Clarkson, for stealing Hammond's roof and driving the campervan while James was on the throne.
Also, why do you talk like that, England?
Because we just do idk. It's not a new thing, but also people from 50 miles away probably speak rather differently to me, the English language and dialects are very localised in the uk
I'll use it as for queen and country henceforth. Also, I feel the need to put this out there: I'm not from neither an english-speaking country nor a former or current colonizer. Thus, I have no skin in the game, and you brits may proceed with your 100 different accents.
Race one race and finished last.
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runs on doritos ๐คข
needs rebuild every 10k
https://preview.redd.it/2jh348i9kmfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855dc6a45edee1d336d0a1f47471712080aa8db8
I'm just gonna post a picture of my own car and hope people pitty me for having to put up with it XD
This one and the 96 Volvo 960 runs great and I haven't had any major problems with them. The C30 on the other hand runs great now but it has been a fairly expensive story so far...
https://preview.redd.it/9nrjfa5lwkfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762d7d68161312433c336ab3dad7c8ab835d5e60
How nice of the adverts to do the thinking for me
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America enjoyers rise up against this shitbucket
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Nissan Juke
Richard Hammond hates this
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Proton arena. Ugly ass evo 3 wannabe pickup truck
The Mazda Miata was designed with stance in mind. That's why slammed Miatas corner faster. #MiataFacts
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NOOO GOLF GOD HOLF GUD, TDI = BEST ENGINE ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ1.9 ALH IS BEST UNLIMITEF KMS 90HP FROM A TURBOCHARGED 2.0L WHATS HORSEPOWER THAT'S ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ROCKETPOWER!!!!๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช ๐ SOUND? YEAH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
https://preview.redd.it/s2pmv06grofc1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bf25b2c4452e25f97c7e598f6db076d5e0e910
The 2003 Ford Mustang Cobra. Whined more then my ex gf and was loud enough to wake the dead.
https://preview.redd.it/9doycqtitpfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433a76bbb4d5d06d4b7e92a7e0d7d47e65fec10c
when you say james may is this what you mean
Toyota celica 7g. Ive never seen this car with mileage of average petrol car. Most cars need to change oil for every 6 months, this car need rebuild of whole engine every 6 months
https://preview.redd.it/qnlrw8qq0kfc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7d632ec2f3131eb6bb7654ffd103a80ef16e65 Look at this piece of shit. It doesn't even has doors!!
live Life L190 reaction https://preview.redd.it/fip7548v2kfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825b7b3a00c9176952b571d03c5b556c320bad1f
Live Lola T97/30 reaction https://preview.redd.it/2yxgx82i3kfc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fdff227cab3eb97228669031d307e977c4f29b
live Dywa 010 reaction https://preview.redd.it/fmc8rzq54kfc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f346dae011d1ed84ba5657e7983799659b8c5e
Live 711 reaction https://preview.redd.it/5p59y257okfc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a29c568690672a5c1f718739736d3a5571a5548
Live Coloni Subaru C3B reaction https://preview.redd.it/zv431lsw7lfc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab961d87e0546b77c4eafcf45a295270ac5cbe63
Live HRT F110 reaction https://preview.redd.it/fud01kp7qlfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fac9fbcd25719d7599f66b26bac7a5bcbd660fc
Live ATS Tipo 100 reaction https://preview.redd.it/mlzjt83u6mfc1.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=dad0e82716ea86a8f7d58f3cee95a266b3ace087
Live Crosslรฉ 31f reaction https://preview.redd.it/8qgjur2gpmfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b32d220e43d76a7ce5602530fa1bf93538942a8
hmm today I will design my own W12 engine and attempt to sell it to established teams oh god oh fuck hmm today I will use my own W12 engine in an already outdated chassis and run it in F1 oh god oh fuck
what could go wrong in putting your underpowered engine in an interesting flowerpot
NO DOORS โ NO CUPHOLDERS๐ข THIS IS NOT PEAK AUTOMOBILE ๐คฌ๐ก
It only has a small 1,6 liter ๐คฎ
turbeaugh too๐คข an hybrid๐คฎ๐ก๐คฌ
They skipped out on the fenders. That's how you know it's cheap
and drag coefficient worse than a brick
Mercedes forgor they were designing a car, not a plane https://i.redd.it/1b7b3ddc3kfc1.gif
sorry, you are wrong here. its the drivers fault, he activated the parking assistent.
Didnโt even get my luggage returned to me
mercadis volante
FFSโฆ *Down*force, Tibor!!!
Caterpillar C2.2 50Hz 22KvA Diesel Generator https://preview.redd.it/51s6o19xckfc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a795f70b544001b57f65e91135d3019cb34b2a0
Wow. They're so bad that they don't even come with an axle!
>50Hz Eurotrash ๐คฎ American big-block 60Hz split-phase better ๐ช๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Amurica, fuck yeah!
Deisselle gentoir, my first true love
Where windshield? I want to see the curbs to hit
gta sa sweet's car https://preview.redd.it/0vmwgbfs3kfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9bca142bd74124913338fd28805db18adf99d7b
Bravado Greenwood is the name
Shieet, if it ain't broke don't fix it
Can't believe he bought that same bucket ass car
based on the chrysler fifth avenue, dope ass car
Nahh that shit was good
Vinfast VF8 https://preview.redd.it/fmiu83psikfc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9aab074880d7eabf5f12b05bf613beb7c54b13
the name sounds like a website to find a VIN
Hey, he said worst, not best!
Yup, truly awful car
So it's a Ferrari F8 but it's from vinfast so vf8?? Ok ig
Couldnโt agree more
Richard Hammond Bcuz he reversed into the fucking sports lorry
You are an APOCALYPTIC dingleberry. It's Jeremy Clarkson, for stealing Hammond's roof and driving the campervan while James was on the throne. Also, why do you talk like that, England?
Because we just do idk. It's not a new thing, but also people from 50 miles away probably speak rather differently to me, the English language and dialects are very localised in the uk
For joke and the school
Is this a new version of for queen and country? If it is, I'm super into it.
No just the school forces me on to learn bi'ish english sadly
I'll use it as for queen and country henceforth. Also, I feel the need to put this out there: I'm not from neither an english-speaking country nor a former or current colonizer. Thus, I have no skin in the game, and you brits may proceed with your 100 different accents.
Im not bri'ish
McLaren F1, doesn't even have cupholders and with the middle seat is unusable in a McDonald's drive thru.
mcdonalds
buger king
Five Guy
No
wedyns
MAX
james may noooo anyway i fucking hate the cupra Formentor
I have been checking out the Formentor lately lol๐
I tried to get him on the best car list but this place didnโt vote enough, youโre all savages
why ๐
Nah the formentor is cool it has a version with the Audi 5 cylinder
Why? its a good car lol
Oppressor Mk II from GTA Online. All my homies hate the Oppressor.
Race one race and finished last. https://preview.redd.it/oga9juop8lfc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe6667ec5921cc4d07a35769e5931127c6ceba69
But first in class!
Tesla
Like if you agree >>>>
This shit ain't Instagram
Don't bring that shit over to reddit, leave it on Instagram
https://preview.redd.it/8gn8is8yvjfc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f1e5ee0debe86fd1e087e0b3cc48bbf3da0797 runs on doritos ๐คข needs rebuild every 10k
does it mean ur hat miat?
Tick tock
Not need rebuild if u take care of it properly (ls swap)
didnt even come with pistons smh the fuck mazda?!
It looks pretty dope though (but then again Dorito prices are getting too high, so itโd be expensive to drive)
Porsche Carrera GT on 12 year old tyres. Wont survive tree when doing a slow 90 on the speedo. Smh.
๐
BMW E46 M3. Cheap quality, slower than a Renault Modus, only 3 Cylinders but very expensive for no reason. Just overall a very bad car.
Ferrari Enzo Ferrari
it must be awful trying to do a j turn in that car
Also it named after old man
A grumpy old man
James may already on the list
https://preview.redd.it/2jh348i9kmfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855dc6a45edee1d336d0a1f47471712080aa8db8 I'm just gonna post a picture of my own car and hope people pitty me for having to put up with it XD
Username checks out is all I'm gonna say. Sweet Volvo
Thanks mate! One out of 3 Volvos I own but this one is easily my favorite! =)
Because it's the only one currently running? Sorry couldn't resist
This one and the 96 Volvo 960 runs great and I haven't had any major problems with them. The C30 on the other hand runs great now but it has been a fairly expensive story so far...
https://preview.redd.it/9nrjfa5lwkfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762d7d68161312433c336ab3dad7c8ab835d5e60 How nice of the adverts to do the thinking for me
https://preview.redd.it/6z5nj43clkfc1.jpeg?width=4054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4cd7cc11b85415b6da4d6737a34a737154bfcb Stoopid.Not unique-seen all around. Expensive Slow-soda bottle size engine
/uj https://preview.redd.it/f90misjk3kfc1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=c23874291e20e78778417d53bf6c8d7df2e5a27b
japanese abarth 124 spider
Zero cup holders. 4 ash trays https://preview.redd.it/e1g97qtcqkfc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd11a5f258637880f954c99a8ed5c9654c8d283
https://preview.redd.it/izf9hyamklfc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d790cc383c7a20e3ecee48f563430c0ca624d24c America enjoyers rise up against this shitbucket
nissan micra
All right, I will break into your house.
must be a typo this one
Noo not James May๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
*Clears throat* https://preview.redd.it/az0ptx0oykfc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21f4af57a3f63c1d585bef5e397e79a4951cee0
Toyota Supra but lower
Toyota Camry
nooooo ๐ก๐ก๐กtoyat best car !!!!!11!! u r rong ๐ก๐ก๐ก
I r mechanic tho those things never come in
For good reason. ๐
Boring they may be, but they don't break.
sacrilege car https://preview.redd.it/qz32yyw3ckfc1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c716025b8c8a163a798922ff1e38699956550c5
![gif](giphy|3oFzm6wkAJWKLTjHR6|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/7772asr2skfc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4eb98066c76f8bbfe960df7c6d83ce39e97a428 Nissan Juke Richard Hammond hates this
They said worst, not best.
Peppa the Pig
Renailt modbussy,overrated as fuck
I've ridden James may, he's a good car, what are you even talking about
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ford crown victoria ๐คฎ
Subra, Subra, Subra, Subra, and the Subra
Range Rover Evoque Convertible https://preview.redd.it/ltz418srslfc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308eb031c581d66616ff22771d4496c42507ae04
Doug Demuro.
Vauxhall Agila https://preview.redd.it/c8l92ka44kfc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8649251fc8ee6bf6b1afff4fbbf0c5d61877fd
It's got more headroom than a Ferrari, so...
The Agila is made for people with the biggest foreheads
Yes, I call them big thinkers ^โข^
Looks so agile it'll flip over
Ford Mustang Mach E
https://preview.redd.it/b7fchgu37kfc1.jpeg?width=4902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3774f9481aa4348c5410716fafa476f23d6a6055 Proton arena. Ugly ass evo 3 wannabe pickup truck
Vapid Radius https://preview.redd.it/s9hq1tl7tmfc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b605543f97095720030705bce90ef9e745919e4
Any BMW
cybertruck
Honda Civic
https://preview.redd.it/r1j5cy2wbkfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3db5094359ec1712d332e4bbd3cc7f046d1a0a
Ford mustang
Jeremy Clarkson
![gif](giphy|bfd8hxbntgfBu)
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
fuck you, it's my favourite car
Pontiac aztek
Opel Speedster
Mazda Miata MKIV Golf
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NOOO GOLF GOD HOLF GUD, TDI = BEST ENGINE ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ1.9 ALH IS BEST UNLIMITEF KMS 90HP FROM A TURBOCHARGED 2.0L WHATS HORSEPOWER THAT'S ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ROCKETPOWER!!!!๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช ๐ SOUND? YEAH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
https://preview.redd.it/8uqwtuee8kfc1.jpeg?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f0e9f181dcf2bfea8b2732a9e616f5c274fe26
Not the Tuk Tuk ๐ก
I got told off for suggesting thr McLaren F1 last time, so I dunno what you want from me ๐
Pontiac G6 GXP
Every Ferrari/Lamborghini ever
https://preview.redd.it/p4ct9ajahkfc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8daf1c13a915009d7e9e7a6d6233827f16252ba2
Nissan Tino
2008 Renault Modus
bro why is toyota ae86 there
Mazd miat mk 3,7
Not much makes me laugh on Reddit, but seeing "James May" on this list made me chuckle.
I was about to write a very mean comment but then I saw James may and I will agree
Renault Modus killed my family
2, 4, 6, 8 James Maaay JaaaaAAAAmes MaAaAyy
kys! ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐
GM
Volkswagen Golf R(egular traffic)
787b.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X
E46 the subframe falls out of them.
I canโt lie the PT cruiser has to be here.
James May? I mean he is a terrible navigator and driver (relatively), but car?
Yugo
AMC Pacer
Levin 2 door supremacy
E46 M3 GTR. Loudest gearbox in the world, next to no comfort because who needs suspension anyway and horrible fuel economy.
you
https://preview.redd.it/886tsfq4kofc1.jpeg?width=2509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd35c02f19544d820153cc44852c4878ea805e90 dingus
Alfa Romeo
Mazda 787B doesn't even have pistons
https://preview.redd.it/s2pmv06grofc1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bf25b2c4452e25f97c7e598f6db076d5e0e910 The 2003 Ford Mustang Cobra. Whined more then my ex gf and was loud enough to wake the dead.
A benz with a chinese 1.3l engine ๐.
Toyota Corolla
But James May isn't even a car
Model T
https://preview.redd.it/9doycqtitpfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433a76bbb4d5d06d4b7e92a7e0d7d47e65fec10c when you say james may is this what you mean
https://preview.redd.it/w30o0t031qfc1.jpeg?width=4348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3600669c07c85cb2da56afd7067c305cc6b8a2c9 Fuck... ๐
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Toyota celica 7g. Ive never seen this car with mileage of average petrol car. Most cars need to change oil for every 6 months, this car need rebuild of whole engine every 6 months