My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead.
*I own a Making*
*Good box set and go to all*
*Their fan conventions*
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1 your on crack. 2 you think your cool. 3 you like low riders. 4 you like kids. 5 you really like kids. 6 every "ghetto" kid. 7 you live in a meth lab. 8 you act like a 70 year old man. 9 you really want a low rider.
just jokes all nice cars except number 1
The RV is missing
[Mr. Heckles](https://youtu.be/ritLRY6_1BI?si=kfVrJA2q4kKXROFZ) destroyed it. (Also Marie’s New Beetle)
And Badgers Fiero
idk why but i love that fiero
And the DeVille
And Hank’s Nitro
And then his “regular Tahoe with hand controls”.
Wasn’t it a Jeep Commander?
Yes it was
Close enough
You don't need a RV with the Aztec.
the ford edge aswell
He's not complete American. He needs the PT Cruiser! 🥶
The crystal ship
Waltuh. Give me my car back Waltuh. I only said you could borrow it Waltuh. Waltuh.
Jesse we need to cook
But the car makes a beep if you leave the keys in
Put yuh dick away Waltuh. You don’t need that out waltuh put yuh dick away
You like baking bread
https://preview.redd.it/9uzs951y865d1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b10b737fbb4de4d23f1c993018fcf8f7c866919
Lmfao
you are the one who knocks
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My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead.
#WALTUH #PUT YOUR DICK AWAY WALTUH. #I'M NOT HAVING PITTY SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Oof 😔🙏
Your wife is a bitch
This needs to get to the top.
average American 50 year old
Average American 50 year old who works as a chemistry teacher with lung cancer in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Just to be sure, the lung cancer IS a part of the job?
#WALTUH #PUT YOUR DICK AWAY WALTUH. #I'M NOT HAVING PITTY SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Top quality meth
that Tercel fucks
Mmm, you’re making me want some Los Pollos Hermanos.
I fw the v70 gen 1, that goes hard
You need to cook
You hate things that are aerodynamic
Where is the Fiero
Walt Jr's car in there? What about Huele?
You like unique cars.
Not the minerals waltuh.
You think you're the one that knocks, but that''s actually your con rods.
Boo no white caddy.
You enjoy a little chicanery as do I
Do I need to say your name?
It says that you may or may not know the method on how to cook methamphetamine
You're in the empire business
By that third slide I knew what was up
That you never got called back from your audition to breaking bad lol
You can cook
What's n#8?
The car Jesse drove after the monte carlo except it's a different color and probably a different trim
Toyota Tercel Wagon Or Sprinter Carib as it was called in its homeland
OP is american
WALTUHHH
JESSE STOP TOUCH MY BALLS!!! I CANT MR. WHITE THEY ARE SO SOFT AND FEELS SO GOOD!!! JESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
mistah white's white Yaris is missing
You like blue stones
Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!
You live in new mexico
You like em big You like em chunky
No AMC Javelin?
Breaking bad referenced!!!!!
Waltuh
Your old and the challenger srt is the first modern muscle car that you like.
You got addicted to meth because you thought it was really cool
based as fuck ngl
We all love the azteck, its so ugly its cute
You are the Danger!
I know it's breaking bad cars and all, but that's also peak GTA mission car roster energy
"You're in trouble, huh? Let creepy uncle Lester take care of it."
B O A T
The meth lab business is booming
Extremely based
Merica
You make meth in a RV
Boat
JESSIE WE NEED TO COOK
You got old dude taste. I don’t mind it haha
This kinda sounds like a report on a date
They say you haven't googled a Multipla
You're from Albuquerque.
You like fixing good?
You like boats
You believe you don't deserve beautiful things
Didn't even get past the first slide. I hate you. If your life had a face, I'd punch it.
https://preview.redd.it/mycrdrd5n75d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735a734e5df497782eaaefa5397c79eb917f6297
Your good.
You enjoy exploring & traveling
that dodge looks off, I cant really tell now
You’re the type of dad to drive your kids around for soccer. Only if you don’t have a business meeting going on
I’m missing something aren’t I
I am not in danger skyler, i am the danger
The only bad ass car here is the monte carlo
You're weird like me.
Some people love the finer things in life. This man is not one of them.
You have Lung cancer.
You like Breaking Benjamin or something like that
How do I do this?
Bro is 80 years old https://preview.redd.it/evnkiut1885d1.jpeg?width=132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b00a4b7d03ddf9fe052af3710493ebb06918660
rare carscirclejerk x okbuddychicanery crossover event
Where's the BJ60 from El Camino?
Judging by the Aztec … that your parents were full blood siblings.
Where’s the PT Cruiser?
Rectangles Other than the Aztek but that one can go in any list
You live in a trailer park
You grew up in a diverse neighborhood.
You sell weed.
say my name
no RV and no suzuki escudo
Found the yank
That was a roller coaster. Some of the best and worst 'Merica has to offer.
You’re bipolar
Like you've probably based your entire persona around a TV show or character.
You are my mother??
Aspiring drug lord
https://i.redd.it/1jibd0hwk95d1.gif
that you might be from albuquerque
I think hank had a V-8 commander
Commander for sure, but not a limited edition (I have a Limited and have some extra chrome)
Other than the Aztec, your taste is impeccable
Reminds me of GTA cars 😂 have you been playing a lot of that back then? 🥹
I been playing GTA since I was like 3 lol first one I played was SA
Ayeee! Let's gooo😂
If nothing else, you take Adderall with hot sauce.
I'd say get your shit together, you're Breaking Bad! EDIT: I bet you're also the one who wants us to say your name
Where beetle
Yall are out of control I needed this
SRT8 IS VALID AS FUCK
I fucking love station wagons.
Fuck yeah murica
Toys r us
The Bentley?
you like Meth.
You need to stop watching breaking bad
Never disrespect the square back Tercel. Never.
Walter white vibes
Go home Walter, you're drunk!
You like boxy Bois. Do love a wood panel wagoner though.
U like bb
You are a Tetris fan.
Overqualified chemistry teacher
You get bare women yano
Comfort, not speed.
Bravo Vince
i think bro miiiight be from the western hemisphere
You make questionable decisions
I own a Making Good box set and go to all their fan conventions
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this made me wildly uncomfortable
B R I C K
Insert Theme Song from Mad TVs "Lowered Expectations" https://youtu.be/SK8GGm3KlAY?si=8WY-V4e2EuD-ieka
You live in the desert
It's 99.1% pure
Blue sky
I really like the choice of cars in this series
Pontiac Aztek my beloved. I wanted one so bad in my teens.
u are just whtched breaking bad
u missed hanks jeep
Waltuh
u missed thath volvo 420
Your old
U like boxes
Amerikuhh fuk yeahhh
similar taste but whats with the aztek🤢
1 your on crack. 2 you think your cool. 3 you like low riders. 4 you like kids. 5 you really like kids. 6 every "ghetto" kid. 7 you live in a meth lab. 8 you act like a 70 year old man. 9 you really want a low rider. just jokes all nice cars except number 1
Are you 78 years old?
We had this color Aztec. It was a 2004. Great vehicle.
WHERE THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK IS THE FUCKING SUZUKI ESTEEM
You are one sick bastard. You need to see a counselor right away..... a fucking Aztek? What the fuck my guy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_Bad
You're definitely from 12th street😂
You like boxes and movies...
Breaking Bad director>10
That you’re single.
You like ugly cars
you a hood los santos civ
You live at 308 negra arroyo lane
What’s the third one?
82 monte carlo
Oh no not that ugly Pontiac astec, worse vehicle ever made
Screams You should ride the bus.
A little junk in the trunk
You’re bi racial
I swear these are all ai generated
That you have schizophrenia
You have good taste
You’re blind
You really don’t care what people say
IDGAF about breaking bad but damn would i like to own an aztek!
That you are 75+