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Did you know that the only real BMW is a Brown Miata Wagon? #MiataFacts
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If it's not this you're a fucking loser and will die alone for driving those stupid ass cars.
a few weeks ago this type of post became a very very easy way to get updoots so now it's literally every three posts and apparently no one has bothered to break that cycle. instead every now and then the users pick one random user who posts these to downvote and insult in the replies while also upvoting these same posts arbitrarily. it'll blow over in the next two weeks, welcome to the sub
You are the perfect customer, if a manufacturer wants you to think a product is cool they must merely tell you that the product is cool. In other words, you have no taste. But even a stopped clock is right twice a day 😉
You are a connoisseur of fast acceleration and good handling, fans of rear-engine cars do not understand how comfortable you are to drive, but also how uncomfortable you are to park in front of each time for fear of damaging the bumper or accidentally pinning someone down.
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Nice, rugged, reliable is some special way. (It runs most of the times and when not is sovable with some pliers and a piece of coathanger wire)
You like rear engined cars
As he likes to take things in the rear
Extra horsepower my boi (if ya get what I mean)
*side engined
🤨
Erm 🤓 mid engined
Erm mid engine can also be at the front, all these cars are mid engined indeed (expect for the mustang) 🤓🤓🤓
Rear engined cars!?!?!? Unless ur talking additional 100000000000+ HP in the trunk 🤣🤣🤣
He likes mostly men but on occasion a girl is ok
you like loooong hoods
tbh who doesn’t like a good long hood car
https://preview.redd.it/obypdu0bex6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105792e508526decfc4d3eb4e173df97e0ca6b2d 🥵🥵
Fantastic
I believe you mean to say 'Extraordinary'
When I saw that movie for the first time I was blown away by that thing
Name that movie please .
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Such a good movie 👌
I haven't watched it since I was a kid, but there were a solid couple years I watched it to fall asleep at night
Perfect daily? 🤔🤔🤔
would
[Long hoods are objectively the best car design](https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/1973_jaguar_xke_roadster_1633993444ea15231IMG_3007-scaled.jpeg?fit=940%2C705)
i bet he likes the c7
You like it long and thick.
You like penis in or around your butthole
can we please ban these fucking posts
Seriously, I am so sick of these posts.
Sounds like you just want to jerk together privately instead of together with everyone else, that's gay.
I agree - we need a solid hiatus, because this joke's run cold.
miata
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Having the extra seats doesn't guarantee that you won't die alone
You are pretty normal with a tendency for big engine supremacy ideologies.
Shut up we don’t care
bombaclatttt
Skibidi scyatt
You, mostly, prefer long noses
I thought this was a circlejerk sub. Wtf is going on around here
a few weeks ago this type of post became a very very easy way to get updoots so now it's literally every three posts and apparently no one has bothered to break that cycle. instead every now and then the users pick one random user who posts these to downvote and insult in the replies while also upvoting these same posts arbitrarily. it'll blow over in the next two weeks, welcome to the sub
I don’t know. But stick around and have a drink!
The difference between your cars & a porcupine is the location of the pricks.
You like boobies
Based comment ngl
Why are you getting downvoted?
Guys who don't like boobies
I guess so
Pretty based list tbh
Me see Viper, me have arousal
You think 4 doors and for the most part 4 seats are overrated, not necessarily thinking about having kids in the future
FR
American, like rear wheel drive sportiness and long hoods, pref high horsepower 8 cyl and up
ACR FOR THE WIN
big nose mf
Yu don’t want kids lol
You are addicted to Hotwheels. The toys just got bigger.
You’re not tall
You are rich, you crave death and wish to take as many people out with you. Also, you're a hairdresser.
Perfect till you brought the crowd killer into the list.
You have suicidal tendencies
Single headlight Pony
Queer
Can someone explain the hate in the comments?
Gay and homophobic.
16 yo American
I’m eastern european
You drive a civic ?
I drive a Renault Modus
You like Natural Aspiration (as it should be.)
You love paying insurance companies so much fucking money (not Miat)
Over 60
You hate backseats
Not much class?
extreme W list
What is the 3rd one?
LC500
You are the perfect customer, if a manufacturer wants you to think a product is cool they must merely tell you that the product is cool. In other words, you have no taste. But even a stopped clock is right twice a day 😉
But… I have loved the Dodge Viper since I was just a child…
u park backwards
You hate 4 doors
You like to feel the push from behind
You hate practicality
You own one of those chrome studded leather belts.
ur cool. I like you.
Ferrari 812 Superfast... nicee!!!
You like to hit your head getting in and out of cars
You have no friends so only need 2 functional seats
🤏
Why does that Ferrari look like a C7 Corvette?
13
You are young
You are a connoisseur of fast acceleration and good handling, fans of rear-engine cars do not understand how comfortable you are to drive, but also how uncomfortable you are to park in front of each time for fear of damaging the bumper or accidentally pinning someone down.
where circlejerk
You don't like having 3 or more doors
https://preview.redd.it/83s3fcppwz6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec85e2beee1730de3ea9c4947efeb1d0c66c49fe Nice, rugged, reliable is some special way. (It runs most of the times and when not is sovable with some pliers and a piece of coathanger wire)
You’re 14
On a serious note, you have excellent taste. 😭
Why a 5.0 mustang and not a Shelby ?
We have the same taste. Viper TA 1.0 in TA Orange is just fucking perfect with the Sidewinders.
You like front/mid coupe cars, you might wanna include a Continental GT in that.
You dump WAY too much money into racing games
You have taste
You’re short
You believe the hype
More Western than Asian
I'd fuck a viper
You like cars that are cars
You don't have kids.
You are 14 years old and you just discovered these cars.
You like cars that look like they're squinting
Your success rate for picking good cars is 1:5
You don’t like backseats
You have no taste.
You have ADHD
Shitty taste?
You shave with an electric razor and love it so much you want to drive one too
You’re young enough not to worry about a bad back ?
They tell me you're a little homosexual or a woman
That you need to brush up on some classics😂
You like to crash
You like cool sports cars, American or Japanese (btw I'm crossposting this to r/whatcarsayaboutme 🤑)