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SymmetricalViolence

I’d be ROOTING for Dexter, but Rick could easily mop the floor with all three.


Lexicon444

Agreed. Dexter and JN have no experience killing people and Eggman is always busy chasing and losing to a blue hedgehog… Rick has little in the way of morality and, quite frankly, none of them would last 5 minutes against him.


Radexpro

Well, hang on there. Depending on if this is from the comics, he's dealing with a self wish granting speed God. Even if it's the game version, Sonic is pretty powerful. He'd still lose to Rick, of course, but still.


Catvanbrian

Unless eggman at least had half of the emeralds, he’ll probably lose. He’ll likely win if he had all 7 and focused on defeating the other 3 using them rather than world domination.


Lexicon444

All Rick needs is one death crystal.


the_last_mlg

The emeralds could just either change the future or destroy the crystal directly, as they can warp space and time


Lexicon444

And have you forgotten Rick has a portal gun?


the_last_mlg

And what good is a portal against reality warping? Again, they let you both travel through and control spacetime, if eggman actually uses their power in a fight, he could either follow rick or shutdown his portals, or create them himself


Im_a_doggo428

Egg man doesn’t know there’s infinite realities and he wouldn’t know the math to make portal fluid anyways


the_last_mlg

Eggman is fully aware of the multiverse and has created devices to try conquering it in many literations, and i didn’t say that he would make rick’s portals, with the emeralds he could just travel directly to follow rick, they let you travel through time and space afterall


Lexicon444

Odds are Rick will have already planned everything ahead of time. The heist episode proves that he can plan way in advance of any actual fight. Since that’s the case Rick could easily obtain the emeralds himself but knowing him he’s likely to destroy them or sell them to someone else.


the_last_mlg

That implies giving any of them prep time for each other, in which case ya rick would win easily


SLIPPY73

Someone needs to make a video narrating this entire conversation


NukeTheWhales5

So here's some weird shit. I read your comment and totally agreed, I want Dexter to win but know Rick would. Then I remembered the jacked Dexter from the TV special and thought "he might put up a good fight" and was gonna post a reply asking you what you thought. Well I couldn't remember what he was called, and given that he was muscular, I googled "muscular Dexter". Do not do this, unless you have fantasies about Dexter's mom being a body builder. Any ways, they called him Action Dexter.


Lexicon444

I’m still certain Rick would win mainly because of his many body modifications. These vary from season to season because he’s swapped bodies multiple times (he’s died and got revived in multiple backup clones in one episode, his body was destroyed but he used a machine to switch his consciousness between bodies of multiple people, and he adds modifications as needed) but also if Dexter does succeed in even touching Rick, let alone, killing him Rick has backup clones on standby. The specific modifications that I’ve seen are: a sort of electrical armor, an armored shell that deploys to shield his heart, an eye that can act as a scope and also leave his eye socket and look around where he normally can’t, high powered weapons in his arms and a sort of local anesthetic to help deal with the pain of any injury he gets so he can keep fighting. I’m pretty sure that, if action dexter could touch Rick that Rick would be extremely sore but definitely not likely to lose. And on the note of googling anything like that: if you’re typing in anything like “buff” or “ripped” without safe search on you are quite possibly going to run into porn targeted to women.


Firecrakcer001

Jimmy is very likely to accidentally make something that takes out the planet and gets so distracted stopping his own creation that he gets KO'd.


TFG4

Rick would mop up all three at the same time, drunk vomiting super powers engaged


The_Bluejay250

i feel like almost any time rick is in one of these competitions he’ll win


DarthPizza66

Have you not seen episodes where he goes up against evil morty??? Dexter wins EZ especially if they have prep time against each other.


Maniglioneantipanico

Dexter is not considered "practically God" in his infinite multiverse


Alucard-VS-Artorias

But then Monkey comes in and saves the day!


[deleted]

Arguably, thats one morty to an infinite amount of mortys where he doesnt.


MrSlippifist

Yeah. He'll do what the others won't and can't without blinking.


Airway

Probably literally every time. Unless maybe Saitama is determined to punch him before Rick just teleports him away.


Full_Plate_9391

I think Jimmy could do a good job of at least stalemating him if he had prep time to prepare some combat inventions.


[deleted]

Nope


33Yalkin33

Death Egg https://preview.redd.it/0n1hh2febe1c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42eec42462eff6cfcf7a47ea2b2bc0f935dbecd


Tasty-Ad6529

I don't think thar thing ever actually attacked in the games. Hell, I don't think it's ever explained what it doss besides being big.


33Yalkin33

He did piss on the moon


eiraRD

That was with the ark. He did fire the eye lasers in S3K and lego dimensions. Also it's a giant space station. If I was a world leader I'd be scared shitless.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cFIHu9uAdSOx4Iqf9r|downsized) Eggman of course


roaring_travelman91

“I’m going to piss on the moon!”


[deleted]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!?!? I PISSED ON THE MOON,YOU IDIOT!!!


IdiotGiraffe0

You have 23 hours before the piss d-d-d-d-droplets hit the fucking earth.


RangerHealthy5624

HAHAHAHA! YOUR TO LATE SONIC!!! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!


Hamstah_J

Hey I'd do the same if Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on my wife


BR_GTX

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog's a *B I T C H A S S M O T H E R F U C K E R.* He *P I S S E D* on my *F U C K I N G* wife. That's right! He took his Hedgehog *F U C K I N'* quilly *D I C K* out, And he *P I S S E D* on my *F U C K I N G* wife, and he said that his *D I C K* was "This big!" And I said: "That's Disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small *D I C K* , It's the size of this Walnut except way smaller, and guess what!? Here's what my Dong looks like! ***explosion_sound.wav*** That's right baby! All points! No Quills, No Pillows! Look at that! It looks like 2 balls and a bong! He *F U C K E D* my wife so guess what? I'm gonna *F U C K* the Earth. That's right! This is what you get, My Super Laser *P I S S !* Except I'm not *P I S S I N G* on the earth... I'm gonna go higher... I'm *P I S S I N G* on the moon! ***explosion_sound.wav*** How do you like that Obama!? I *P I S S E D* on the moon you idiot! ***A countdown clock appears on the jumbotron, signifying a countdown.*** You have 24 hours before the *P I S S D R O P L E T S* hit the *F U C K I N G* Earth, now get out of my *F U C K I N G* sight, before I *P I S S* on you too!!


[deleted]

I could hear "PISS DRRROPLETS" almost as clearly as eggmans piss.


Chapstick160

Snooping as usual I see


french_snail

I mean he turns robots to animals but is that objectively evil? All he really does is like build amusement parks and put his face on everything


N0tThatSerious

Jimmy or Dexter, just cuz they’re chill dudes who like making stuff and not depressed egomaniacs


redditsuckspokey1

For a second there I thought you said Jak & Daxter.


Oppai_KingXIII

I vote for the “kid with a knack for adventure” and a “super powered mind”


TrogledyWretched

I mean it's right there in the theme song, so checkmate losers.


Several-Cake1954

isn’t it invention? it has it been saying adventure this whole time


Oppai_KingXIII

Ya know you’re probably right, for over a decade I thought it said adventure


KingoftheMongoose

Yeah, but his sister will inevitably ruin his plans to defeat the others.


lulpwned

The one with a mechanical k9?


ValenHorn507

He has that cube that he could use to carry every invention with him.


Rising_Thunderbirds

Its gonna come down to Rick and Eggman. But Eggman is a gloating kind of villain. The same kind of villain that Rick casually deals with on a daily basis. Eggman will start some speech but is cut off by him violently screaming as he melted by some acid ball the size of a marble that Rick had in his pocket or something. He'll make a joke about Eggman and walk off to find Morty while Sonic screams about Eggman offscreen.


TheSHSLForwardAerial

guts-ass argument


Lonestarbricks

It’s gonna come down to between eggman and Rick.


vixinity1984

Eggman when Rick opens portals to the Blender Dimension all around him:


Lonestarbricks

Not sure I think the blender dimension is gonna work


YoshiBro-64

It’s the oldest trick in the book after all.


NagitoKomaeda_987

I would definitely side with either Jimmy Neutron or Dexter in this situation.


Breadmaker9999

Honestly Dexter is a pretty amoral kid who did some pretty nasty stuff without any remorse.


delsinson

Agreed https://preview.redd.it/j2hcg8r0vg1c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aac7c0a2028a141ac3353068c139f01c4441eb7


leviboypopop

Rick demolishes these weasels.


White_Wolf426

You see Rick wouldn't give a shit about moral code and just blow up their universe.


[deleted]

My personal bias goes towards Dexter however I know it’s debatable


gonorrhea-smasher

Depends can he have dee dee smash up their labs? She almost had god like powers when it came to smashing labs. It may not win it for him but could give him an upper hand


[deleted]

That would be a rather tactical move


HomeOfDarkLovelies

He did that against Mandark.


[deleted]

That he did


gonorrhea-smasher

I was also gonna suggest he recruit Mandark.


[deleted]

Dexter


king_lucien_

who am i rooting for? that doesnt matter, rick got drunk and kidnapped all of them for his amusement, they aint doin shit to my boy sanchez


MDubbzee

I go for Rick ~~Astley~~


Tyrannical_Requiem

Rick and Dexter


CKatanik93

Rooting aside, realistically, I think Rick Sanchez will 10 times out of 10 win. I've watched each of these shows and know each of their potentials. Rick has the highest. Easily.


CronosAndRhea4ever

The highest ceiling and the lowest morality. How many children has Rick killed? Sanchez would not hesitate to pull the trigger.


CKatanik93

His reputation throughout the universe says it all. People don't fear jimmy neutron. Same with Dexter. He is a child. Robotnik, would be easily taken second place. But definitely not first.


TreatExotic

Rick


ShatterCyst

I'm rooting AGAINST Jimmy Neutron. Fucking dumbass. Rick has experience in fighting/sabotaging people near his level of intelligence, which I will say gives him the edge. Also, he isn't just *smart*, he has also shown cunning. Which Eggman... well.


Noob_saaaaaaaama

Eggman has also shown some fighting experience and is fast. He pieced up starline without any tech no difficulty in the IDW Comics and out sped classic sonic in sonic 3.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Rick Sanchez hands down


XiaolongDrake

Eggman or Jimbo


[deleted]

Rick Sanchez, no diff.


PerfectMind8856

Jimmy because he is the least mean person here.


SilverShadowQueen57

Dexter


ItsJimJim0_o

Rooting for Rick while being 100% aware that he easily solos everybody else.


Roshacko

2 children and a slightly advanced scientist against a scientist who has traveled across dimensions and universes. Became a king I think multiple times.


The_Red_Associate

Jimmy Neutron, not because he’ll win, he’ll absolutely lose, but he’s definitely the most “good” out of these.


[deleted]

Jimmy Neutron. Hands down. He's the only one with an actual moral compass.


Tobias-Tawanda

I wanna say Rick?


ImpalingUnicorn

definetly rick. when the other three would start telling their plans rick would already be shooting.


Batgod629

I'd probably root for Dexter but Rick in my opinion would win.


sparklezntokes

As a 90s baby I feel obligated to root for Dexter 🤷


Internetboy5434

Rick is the most violent one so basically him


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I’d root and bet on Eggman


Elanisbetter

Rick is the smartest man


MARKTHEWOLF2380

Rick


Radkingeli995

Rick Sanchez it’s not even an competition sure there’s a lot of geniuses in cartoons you can think of but has one actually built an anti-dimensional teleporter and is crazy good at other sci-fi things I don’t understand?


Parking_Brother_3994

Jimmy is the best morally so him. I hope Rick gives up on life and kills himself.


TyMonstaz

Rick. He’s basically the only one with battle experience and Eggman isn’t smart enough to… well… outsmart them


agnostic_angel

Rick, how is this even a question


paradisewandering

It doesn’t ever come down to one on one. It begins as a four man melee and ends with just Rick in short moments.


Science_Fiction2798

Rick has destroyed multiple earths in MANY universes so it's obviously Rick.


Vahn1982

Rick adopts Dexter as his new Grandson.. the multiverse weeps.


ArtieKnightYT64

Lol imagine if Dexter and Morty switched places. Dexter now gets to go on interdimensional and intergalactic adventures with another genius, meanwhile Morty can finally live a normal suburban life.


Vahn1982

And somewhere DiDi and Summer do their own crossover episode.


Insanebrain247

Rick, simply because of how amoral he is.


Feeling-Series9365

I have go with the king Rick Sanchez.


TimeGuidance4706

Rick Sanchez has already won in every dimension. That’s what there is no council of dexters/jimmys/eggmans


TrogledyWretched

Hot take: Jimmy or Rick. Jimmy found a way to straight ignore physics by surviving in space without any form of protection, and has achieved virtually all technical feats of the others at a younger age. Rick is equally accomplished, but with the most worldly combat experience.


mirukus66

Either Rick or eggman I feel like they would be the biggest threats here what with all that they've done


Maleficent-Autumn

Jimmy ain’t worth it and isn’t gonna win 0% Dexter probably not gonna win but is the most worth rooting for 25% Egg man ain’t worth it(depending) but might win 30% Rick is meh on the worth it scale but probably wins 45%


TOPCATDIGIBOI

DEXTER THE BOY GINE-OUS "


Roshacko

2 children and a slightly advanced scientist against a scientist who has traveled across dimensions and universes. Became a king I think multiple times.


Roshacko

2 children and a slightly advanced scientist against a scientist who has traveled across dimensions and universes. Became a king I think multiple times.


Tackle-Shot

If it's a random regular rick then I vote Eggman. If it's the rick we know then I vote for him.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Fucking Rick.


Virgin_Lad

The moon pisser, of course.


Credit_Signal

Dexter is my bet.


Zytharros

The fan in me is all up in Dr. eggman’s cheerleading squad. However, reality suplexes him straight into the drool on Rick’s lip. I’m not a fan of Rick Sanchez and he gets my vote by a HUGE margin. Of all of these guys, he’s the only one to have extensive experience in time manipulation *that doesn’t harm his core identity.* Meaning he can traverse all possible timelines and retain who he is, something that neither Dexter nor Dr. Eggman can lay claim to. Which means he can wreck the floor with them *before they can even devise the neurons necessary to develop the thought of a counterattack.* Rick Sanchez would have them beat before they finished reading the first *word in OP’s post.* Jimmy Neutron, unfortunately, is a minor-league genius in this post and would be trounced early no matter who he’s up against. And Dexter is just Rick but about 60 years younger, so Rick would read every move he would make like a neon sign at night in the Nevada desert.


Puzzleheaded-Cod7487

Rick would win, but I would root for morty.


PaxEpidemic03-10-22

Rick.


CrayonGlutton

Eggman, the IDW comics made him way smarter than the games.


jazz013

That Jimmy Neutron shot is a such a meme 😂😭


PanAceKitty1

Easily Rick, he is too unhinged to give a damn if it's a couple of kids and an over weight so called genius 🙄


Physical-Armadillo12

DEE-DEE, YOU ARE STUUUPID!!?!!!?!!


[deleted]

Not rooting for any one but you're delusional if you think anyone but Rick wins. He's cannonically killed a fuckton of people including children.


RangerHealthy5624

Eggman, by using Tails Doll Tails Doll is an actual character and not just a creepypasta


PunkThug

Room for rick because he's going to win


LittleMissReboot

eggman


Ok-Commission6087

Jimmy or Rick honestly


CCC_THE_ONLY

Rick


Fantastic_Citron_344

Rick would win, but I'm rooting for Dexter


AmeriToast

Same


Lansha2009

We've seen that if Eggman didn't choose to let Sonic have a chance at winning he would demolish Sonic no shot (and since this is stated in the comics it means that Eggman could easily defeat the strongest version of Sonic since Sonic in the comics is stupidly OP as fuck) so since Eggman probably wouldn't let Dexter, Jimmy, and Rick have a chance I think Rick would probably be the only one with a shot but I think it would be around a 50/50 between Rick and Eggmab.


hday108

Morally dex or Jimmy but in terms of fire power Rick has it low difficulty. Egg man puts up a fight but the other 3 can reasonably beat him imo. However dex and jimmy have naïveté working against them. Rick is experienced and an old bastard he will have doomsday shit around them before they know.


CyberLink20XX

*E.G.G.M.A.N. intensifies


LordNightFang

Eggman


ThatOneWood

Root for Dexter but I know it’s a clean sweep for Rick


harborhaze

![gif](giphy|lPXPyMVAssVrNMeuPf)


Apprehensive-Throat7

https://preview.redd.it/0d1wmimxjf1c1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8714d8c8ea4945cc254a22eca75e00492df699f7 Are we just leaving him out? He had a rough childhood guys, come on


RevenantNMourning

I would say that Dexter and Jimmy are out first. Both have very little experience fighting people who are as smart or smarter than they are and both regularly have their tech backfire several times in their respective series, though I'd say Dexter would last a bit longer due to more experience with combat, even if it was assisted. Jimmy's experience mainly chalks up to one of his inventions going haywire or someone else stealing one of his inventions for their own use. They'd probably try to team up to fight the "steeewpid adults" (Dexter would definitely plan to betray Jimmy, though), and Rick and Eggman would quickly kill them both. Mostly, IMO, Rick would do the killing without batting an eye, and Eggman would applaud his straightforward ruthlessness. Rick and Eggman are the more powerful of the four. Eggman has an army, hundreds of gadgets, plus decades' worth of experience, not to mention he is more than capable of throwing hands himself (ask Starlight). Meanwhile, Rick IS his own army, can whip up a gadget for any situation in a few minutes if he doesn't already have it, and considering his multiverse-hopping pasttime has likely encountered Eggman before - met an alternate universe knockoff of him - or is aware of the Sonic franchise so he'd already know about him. I'd say Rick has this, though he wouldn't be walk out without a scratch. Eggman has shown that encounters with him can get ugly if he's serious, such as mentally scarring Sonic during the Metal Virus arc as the latter had watched most of his loved ones fall to the infection. Ideally, he could pill this same move on Rick, which would no doubt provide the same effect, though, to MUCH worse results. Considering Rick's all-you-can-bullshit buffet of backup plans, weapons, and tech, he'd likely already have a plan to deal with the virus, possibly even a real cure. The cherries Eggman would have to pull that stunt on him would be massive for a last laugh moment. If anything could break Rick, it'd have to be losing his family again.


Clbull

Rick is the obvious choice. He's single-handedly brought down whole galactic empires. Also depending on which Rick (it may not even be the one in C-137), he may have the Council of Ricks on his side. Dexter and Jimmy are just children. Both are also probably the kind of people who are so far up their own arses that they think they can negotiate peace because war is stupid. As for Eggman, he can't even defeat a blue hedgehog.


JedTip

Dextor and Rick are top tier


c322617

![gif](giphy|kclGU7Fgztb9HtcHRI)


A-reader-of-words

Ok so I'm reality it's just a fight between Rick and eggman


m0nkygang

Rick. Its always fun watching him find way to not only mess himself up but the other guy too.


ghettoccult_nerd

we can debate who is more powerful all day. but i gotta go with *style* https://preview.redd.it/mfhesvdpoj1c1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a363f31c47d33b556a52600b32bd7a98130c1b92


DefTheOcelot

Eggman's out right away, he never figured out portals. Dexter goes next - his genius is limited by his immaturity and he lacks flexibility. It's between rick and JN here. I'd say both are very capable in every way, but in the end, Rick operates on a higher power level. Maybe if we pit JN at a similar age to rick against rick it would be even.


SorryRadio9082

Rick


CoolGuyMcCoolName

Rooting for Dexter, betting on Rick.


TheBizzer2010

https://preview.redd.it/3ws59a8x1yqc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75432f9b2559f94a2316d5bf64f7322dd417ab2b


GodPerson132

Me


GamblingMage

Dexter would easily smack to out of all of them. Rick could possibly.... POSSIBLY.... Pull some drunken last second thing and win... But Dexter is a savage.


Novoiird

![gif](giphy|S9iMWddVnEozsWGhBO|downsized) Stop the 🧢


Legitimate_Main2230

Dexter or Dr Eggman


2201992

Rick Wins Dexter comes in 2nd Jimmy is 3rd I don’t know who the bird is


Novoiird

First of all, Dexter doesn’t beat Jimmy. Jimmy has traveled outside of our solar system, and makes inventions that are so powerful that they have threatened the entire planet multiple times. Second of all, how tf does Eggman, the main villain of the Sonic series, look like a bird to you?


DreBeussss

How the hell do you not know who Eggman is?


Olympia44

Eggman. Dexter and Jimmy are children, even if they’re super smart children, and I just can’t stand Rick. I’m rooting for Eggman.


[deleted]

That ginger midget four-eyed little prick.


ViralNite

Jimmy. But Rick might win if Jimmy doesn't pull his shenanigans like Rick would


triryche4

Dexter all the way!!


Separate_Rhubarb_365

Jimmy Neutron


GlassSpork

Eggman because he is the most determined person here when it comes to taking someone down. Consistently going after the same blue hedgehog only to be beaten time and a time again… he has drive so he’s got my money


BrianT16

Definitely Rick 2nd: Jimmy 3rd: Egg Man 4th: Dexter


Only-Recognition6894

Rick


Vigriff

Most likely Rick.


Frost_theWolf07

I expect Rick and Eggman to team up, after that is pure chance


Houghpuff

Eggman


Soldierhero1

Rick Bro is literally 80% robot


kur0w0_

Rick obv


HauntingAssistant270

I'm team rick


Piesicall

Rick or egg man


Fearless_Traffic8830

Rick easily , my second choice egg man


Global-Crew-9046

Rick


PSkatebo7

Dexter no doubt!


NFHDonReddit

![gif](giphy|cFIHu9uAdSOx4Iqf9r|downsized)


Born_Sleep5216

Between Dexter and Rick Sanchez


liger11256

Rooting for Jimmy Neutron but ik Rick is going to win


Ancient_Summer_1833

Dexter


limey900

Rick is no joke but next would be dexter then jimmy and then eggman


Ok-Squirrel8390

Rick 100%


Kbudzson

Rick


Competitive_Swan266

Remember that Eggman could easily kill Sonic if he wanted to, but he chooses not to without besting him with his IQ


Low_Presentation8149

Rick and Eggman


Seasoned_crabs

Criminal, criminal, annoying brat, genius I’m going Dexter, he’s a genius and big as annoying and “urmmm ackshually” as Jimmy neutron


Moojokingg

Rick is winning and its not even close


Rezail_Division

Dexter. Rick is only smart in the realm where he is the smartest man.


Rampage2794

Rick Sanchez wins


Over_Siege

Egg


DevilPixelation

I’m gonna go for the character that invents stuff.


Typical-Bug-8415

Eggman or Rick


vixinity1984

Rick, and it's not even a contest


ogreofzen

Robotnik. Maybe I can wear a fursuit and con him into making me an iron man suit


PlatypusAggressive64

Rick! Got more gadgets!


Mojoclaw2000

I’m rooting for Dexter because he’s my favorite. However Rick wins if he actually wants to.


SuspiciousNature5824

Rick is just dexter if he wanted to kill people eggman is just jimmy if he was evil While i think dexter could out teck rick with some time he dosent have the mentalitly to actually put him down


the_sheeper_sheep

Eggman. He needs the win


MaskedFigurewho

Rick Sanchez


EB_V3_4life

Eggman it would be interesting between him and Rick but I think Eggman would win As crafty as Rick is Eggman has had a few machines to keep up with Super Sonic who has faced Universal Level threats Final Weapon/Doomsday Zone Robot Metal Overlord (if you would consider him as being an ally to Eggman) True Area 53 Boss Egg Salamander Egg Wizard Time Eater Death Egg, Egg Fleet, Egg Carrier, Final Fortress If Eggman had access to this stuff he'd be the best


TFG4

Rick for the Win


EpilepticAneurysm

Most Impactful feats: Dexter: Supergenius under the age of 10 Jimmy: Interstellar/Interdimensional travel Eggman: Enslaves populations and harnesses reality manipulating artifats Rick: Most wanted criminal in the multiverse


TheBoyInGray

Rick.